would you date bird girl
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would you date bird girl
Probably not the crazyest bitch out there so yes.
>>674559624
fuck yeah shes cute and i love th-
actually fuck her she likes suicide silence
>>674559624
date, no
fuck, yes
I think I would, yes
Yes. Yes I would
>>674559624
no but I'd fuck one.
>>674559624
If I go to the park and see a cute girl covered in bird shit, I'm not going to hit on her.
>>674559852
>liking suicide silence
thats actually a problem, true
Possible. Would love to see if i could pick up a bird around her.
>>674559624
I feel like there's some kind of "in soviet russia..." joke there.
......I honestly don't know how to feel about this one.
1) She is very cute without a doubt.
2) She seems like she has an interesting personality.
3) The birds is hands down the weirdest fucking thing going on in this photo.
-but maybe that is because she is either cool as fuck and can control birds....../ or she is lonely because she needs someone to date?
-Food4Thought
>sit down nearby and feed birds, be nice to birds, get birds to sit on you as they do her
>she notices, then she will talk to you
>the hard work is over, she is yours
>>674560102
I fell like you need to go back to youtube or whatever site still makes that joke.
>>674560344
Nah, you'd just be covered in bird shit.
>>674560426
For your FYI I'm from 9gag, the best internet meme site on the web!
>>674560339
> or she is lonely because she needs someone to date?
Someone else is holding the camera.
her eyes look shopped
>>674560604
>Someone else is holding the camera.
But that's just a bird, she needs a hooman to date.
>>674559624
No. Not cause of the birds, i like animals and she looks pretty cute but that suicide silence shirt is a no go.
>>674559998
off by one, faggot
>>674560102
it's called a mémé you new fag.
>>674559624
If she is willing to be in a commited soul bond with me as we become eachothers companion, then I will be more than happy to oblige.
>>674559624
WHO WOULDN'T, ID FUCK HER WHILE SURROUNDED BY A FLOCK OF DOVES OR WHATEVER.
>>674559624
>>674559624
>dates bird girl
>has an easy and limitless supply of pidgeons, an invasive and delicious avian.
>win
Yes. I would date her. I would eat so well.
Bump for more. Anybody got a name?
>>674562327
pretty sure we all have names.
>>674562572
I bet yours is "Faggot"
I would date her. She seems like a very nice person.
She actually seems like a nice person and has beautiful eyes.
>>674559624
She looks Russian. I bet she's Russian.
Ive met her type. Her breath and hair probably smell like bird shit 24/7
>>674559624
that photo looks soviet as fuck
>letting a pigeon be on your head
imma throw up.
yeah , she can cook me some chicken.
Hell yah I would
I would make her dress up in a Snow White costume and dye her hair black before I banged her.
>>674563116
mmm, my lovest soviet architecture.
definetly russian chick.
>>674561385
Underrated post
>>674563520
this nigger knows how to live life to the fullest.
>>674562561
>gauges
God I hate those fucking things. Ugly as fuck and everyone I've met who has them is an enormous analcanal.
SOILED
>>674563973
did you know that gauge is actually a measurement of the size (10ga, 8ga, etc) and those things are actually called plugs?
>>674559624
i would fall in deep love with bird girl.... if i could feel my heart
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>674559624
now shes young and washed
imagine her in 30 years... just another "bird lady"
>>674562327
what about do a image search you fucking useless faggot
>>674559624
fuck the shit out of that little weirdo.
take pics. make movies. do the dirtiest nastiest shit to her you can imagine.
then dump her, post the pics and webms here, then send her a link to the thread.
>>674559624
cute, but i fucking hate pigeons
bet they shit her too
>>674564275
I didnt know that, all the fucks Ive met who wear them call them gauges.
I still fucking hate them.
>>674564773
er, shat
>>674559744
wrooong
enter vk.com
then
/albums-101316396
entertain yourself with some russian freakgirls
also, this is there too(/album-101316396_220799360)
thanks to me.
>>674559624
No.
Is dirty ewwwwwww
>>674559624
She's so cute!
>>674559624
Naw, but I would offer her a few tuppence to bend
her over in the nearest back alleyway.
>>674559624
as long as she hasn't got shit all over her
>>674559624
That's not Holly.
>>674563973
>>674564275
i dated a girl with gauges
she was easily 7-8/10
she sometimes wouldnt clean her ear holes
ever dig deep in your bellow button while scratching and smelled your finger?
it smelled as bad as that if not worse
wouldve posted pic of her but im too lazy
>>674565150
>>674565203
>>674561505
Orlesians.
>>674564887
Why do the best worst girls always came from russia?
>>674565056
Stfu femanon
>>674565316
>>674565203
post pictures of her ass
I have lots of experience with birds and pigeons.
Wild ones are full of many different parasites that are really nasty. Never get close with a wild bird.
>>674565202
>bellow button
fuck im tired
>>674559624
I'm not too sure who the girl is but if she's not handicapped then I don't see a problem
>>674561886
Holy shit she's actually really cute
>>674565359
'cos cargo-cult+good imaginatinon+russian woman beauty
>>674565150
She's fucking crazy
>>674563135
no worse than a shoe.
>>674565316
Who is?
>>674559624
>implying she would date me
She just really horny if she were to get laid to probably give up her stupid bird thing
>>674565840
Shoes generally don't shit on your head or give you tuberculosis. Or histoplasmosis, cryptococcosis, and psittacosis.
>>674566326
>generally
>>674565943
phone.
Id totally do bird girl, anyone got more?
Only chickens I like are baked. And also Ravens, they are pretty smart.
>>674559624
>Implying she would date me
If she accept that im Dusky i dont have problem
*Yahoohoohooee*
>>674564887
I'm not finding any nudes at all. there's even an album for that porn chick Monroe, and it doesn't have any nudes. I am disappoint.
>>674567288
>>674565762
If that pic you posted is legit, than it is awesome.
>>674567502
You must get moral and soul pleasant, you filthy masturbator.
>>674567797
my bone is die. please to help it live.
>>674559624
>nose ring
degenerate. Probably has at least 5 tattoos on her body. Anyone who desecrates their body like that is surely mentally ill.
>Lets pigeons sit on her
Probably smells like pigeons and no doubt has many shit stains on her clothing. Also probably has bird flu. Also probably is into bird beastility.
Conclusion: no thank you
>>674567589
Here we go
>>674567853
spesial for u
(2ch).(hk)
/fet/res/111478.html
>pierced nose
No - it's cool that she likes birds and all, but the nose ring is a major turn off.
Yes. Yes I would.
>>674565762
yeah lol
>>674559852
>>674559998
>liking suicide silence
What is suicide silence?
Some people are meant to be with people. Others, like bird woman, are just... different.
>>674559624
Considering girls like this usually have baggage/crazy, I'd prolly just talk to her, leave, go home and jerk off, and then Google bird flu symptoms.
>>674568736
A deathcore band, had a couple of good tunes
vocalist died in motorcycle accident
That's pretty much it
Your google game is not strong
>>674559624
I would crumble her biscuit any day, any time
>>674561393
This
>>674568736
whhooah
every emo-shit was listening them in 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qJSryleB0&index=13&list=PLcNukPAWY0G1CdZigUMY1cb4labB9y1ZD
Date a dirty disease infested bitch with a fetish for flying rodents ? Fuck yeah I would
>>674559624
I'll make the pigeons lick her fingers after I cum in her
>>674570264
She's so cute. I would love her to bits
>>674570264
Fucken fish eyed sloot
>>674570277
Kek
>>674570277
Nice dubs
>>674559860
you couldn't just fuck her
you'd have to date her
that means getting used to bird shit everywhere
>>674562708
why did i laugh at this wtf is wrong with me
