Hey /b/! A little while ago, I kinda got bored and fapped for like 45 minutes. About 15 minutes after I was done, this happened.
Anyone know a surefire way to fix my swollen peepee quickly?
>Inb4 small dick
It's cold in my house
happened to me before.
i just waited 2 days and it came back to normal
Goes away in a week. Don't do anything with it in the mean time except peepee.
Bumping
Come on guys, I may get thinga going with my girl this evening
>>674558465
Mutilated dicks will defend this
Are you sure that you didn't use a penis pump and that you also have Peyronies?
>>674558465
good looking cut cock. doubt it's yours.
>>674558600
>>674558616
Thanks niggers, have booty
>>674558751
Looks like a clogged lymph vessel to me. Happened to me a while ago. Not a lot you can do. So long as it isn't painful you can still use it for sex but you shouldn't do anything else with it really. Applying heat seemed to help me and massaging it (not jerking off). But still took a week for it to return to normal.
Try to pierce it
>>674558996
thats really pretty handwriting, and kinda sorry but your cock is even prettier. I take back what I said. I'm so sorry. god you're already nearly a solid 10/10. Forgive me I am drinking.
>>674558996
nice raisin tip, faggot
>>674559344
I don't see how I could be attractive at this time, my dick looks like its in a Parka
>>674558465
just leave it alone for a few hours and it willl go down by itself
>>674559344
Ew cmon man im not a fgt and even that makes me sick, if ur that desperate and gay go on grinder or some shit Christ.
You need to jerk off once more to shock it back into normal mode.
>>674558465
3 faps it'll be fine
>>674558600
>>674558616
>>674558763
Why has this happened to all of you.
What causes it?
One time I rubbed poison ivy on my dick and it had a similar reaction.
what about bend to the right dick? anybody know how to fix that? except surgeon
I cranked down 6 times today, and my ween looks thrashed, but not fucked up like OPs. My guess is he's doing it wrong.
kek, your dick is small
>>674560802
Peyronies?
>>674560616
It's one of the many "perks" of being circumcised.
It never happens to me unless I avoid fapping for a long period of time. Like weeks-months.
>>674560802
I'm not sure but I kinda jerk in a direction all the time and I think this has made my deck bend a little to the right. Cunts never complained tho.
>>674560987
not with pain. but only bend when erect
>>674560616
Ambien and fapping to hard I guess. Then fapping almost everyday once a day and it won't fully go away. No more fapping for a while see if that works Dr. Orders
>>674561035
its not a little. its like go straight and then in some point in the middle its just bend to right for 30-45degree
balanitis
>>674561093
It's probably fine and if your that worried about it see a urologist. They are dick docs after all
>>674560992
Well, it happens to me and I'm not circumcised, so...
And yes, just wait a few hours/days.
>>674561398
Oh well did not know that for obvious reasons. I thought it only happened to circumcised guys.
Why does this happen? Is it because too much blood down there and being rough?
>>674558465
This and Peyronies
Have a good read.
Sometimes it take months to completely go away but no fapping for a long time usually does the trick
>>674561579
Being rough
>>674561697
I don't think so anon. When I said it happens after I wait a long time I don't jerk it any differently then if I do it regularly.
>>674561648
Medical student here. Thanks for teaching me something on /b/
>>674561579
Don't know, just happened one day after fapping, and by the end of the day it was almost gone.
Only happened once, and I wan't particulary rough or anything.
>>674558465
just wait m8, that will pass( in few minutes or 3hours for me) and your peepee will look normal again. just dont take 2 rough next time you fap.
>>674561951
It happens when you don't fap?
Hmm to me that's kinda strange.
>>674562013
It's really hard to find info on this subject and a lot of guys won't ask their doctor. Happy to help
>>674558465
Thats penis pump syndrome you fag
>>674562087
No maybe I should have worded it better.
I meant that if I say don't fap for awhile and then finally fap after a long time. It get's swollen. Even though I fap about the same speed as if I regularly fap. One weird thing though is when I don't jerk for a long time (like let's say a month) I do notice I get much more bloodflow and harder than usual. Pretty much always gets swollen the few times I go a very long time not fapping.
>>674562020
It's happened to me a few times.
>>674562020
I get this while fapping on semi for a long time with a big frustration of not coming yet
If you cant pull the foreskin back becuse of swelling id go to the hospital go get it fixed as soon as possible. Its dangerous since it can stop the bloodflow to your head.
>>674561648
ah ive had something pop once, but it never got so swollen, just a small area had a bump.
>>674558465
i fapped for like 4 hours one time while sniffing coke and my cock went huge and swollen for like two weeks it legit looked like a can of coke (no pun intended).
its a fluid build up in your penis mate just enjoy having a big cock while it lasts
>>674562410
Ok that makes more sense.
Almost like it gets use to no fapping then when you do it's to much for it. We have to remember that it's easy to go to rough when it's built to be put in a soft wet pussy. Maybe your more prone to getting it, I'm pretty sure if it happens once it usually ends up being something that will keep happening unfortanly. At this moment most doctors don't know or understand much about this that's why if your really cautious get an appointment with a urologist
>>674562650
How long did it take to go away?
>>674563047
Well it always went away so I assumed it's harmless. Just makes me wonder though. Would that shit happened if I was going rough on wet pussy? I'm guessing it could happen.
There were these two times unrelated to the topic that I got so erect that I felt my cock was going to pop or the skin might tear. It might have just been my imagination though. Only mentioning this because I made that circumcision post earlier. I always wonder if my skin may be too tight because of that. Don't have erection problems though. Those two times maybe I was just excited on a whole other level idk.
