I'm lonely and never had a girlfriend. This feel gets me
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I'm lonely and never had a girlfriend. This feel gets me down every day. I'm already half way through my twenties. What do I do?
>>674556463
Why haven't you had a gf?
>inb4 white knight
Stop being afraid of everything and everyone and start taking charge of your life before you release you wasted the only spec of time you get to be alive jerking off too girls who don't care or even know you breath.
Option 1: Lower your standards
Option 2: Read the book of pook, never suffer romantic misery again
>>674556577
Because it never really happened. There are fat shits with girlfriends.
Lower your standards or improve your looks
kill yourself
>>674556463
Just go to Ikea and pull ya cock out, chicks dig that shit.
seriously though, all you have to do is try m8.
Girls are definitely not to be compared and there is no surefire way to get a gf or even a fuck, but you can be damn sure you're not getting anything if you keep waiting for something to happen or for things to fall into place.
I'm 30 and haven't ever been on a single date OP. I've kind of just given up and stopped caring, it's not the worst thing in the world. I'd be happier with a good girlfriend/wife, but don't let it get you down - try and enjoy whatever life gives you. Definitely don't settle - no girlfriend for life is better than a mentally ill/hambeast/overly clingy/annoying girl.
If the lack of sex is bothering you just do what I do and call up a hooker.
Stop making it a big deal. Focus on shit that makes you happy abd bothing else. Bitches see this guy not giving a fuck just worrying about his own trip making their loins moist. Focus on being a better dude other dudes will show you signs of respect. wich is worth a lot more than a girl's. it's a man's world after all. Also a happy man means a slightly unhappy woman sometimes. stop your new age faggotry and get your own life in order bitches will follow as a result.
>>674556463
Mid 20-s never been kissed? Shit mate that's brutal.
Don't you have friends who can hook you up on a blind date?
What about online dating?
Sign up for a speed dating event?
Get into group cycling, running, table tennis, whtever the fuck. Meet them this way.
I;'m sure people have told you this 1000000 already wich lends me to feel a hint of autism...
In that case I have NFI. If it helps, my friends brother has severe autism (as in lives in a nursing home); he still gets laid with the other mongs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwFZj3YPwY
>>674556463
What you do is make sure that you're not the same loser at 30 as you are now.
Men get stronger with age so start practicing discipline in all you do. Begin molding yourself into something better and don't stop until you achieve it. Women are not the end game, your happiness is.
Start striving for everything that encompasses masculinity; the 3 primary virtues are:
Strength
Knowledge
Wisdom
Hit the gym, read as much as you can (if you have a job/occupation, stop at nothing to become the best at it), learn how to fight.
It will be hard and discouraging but the most harm one can cause themselves is by not living up to the person they know they can be; the person they see in their dreams.
Is that G??
>>674557661
>>674557757
OH, it's you anon :)
Hey
>lower your standards
force yourself to eat pure dog shit and pretend to enjoy it, can't even wince.
that is the equivalent of lowering your standards.
lowering your standards is you forcing yourself to be with someone you don't like, aren't attracted to and/or don't love, any combo of those or all simultaneously.
go ahead and lower your standards, waste your time, you'll see.
>>674557886
Hello again. ;_;
I'm 28 and a virgin, also never had a girlfriend. I never realized it was that big of a deal.
I just live life one day at a time, if I happen across a girl that seems interested so be it, but otherwise I don't care for it.
Maybe you should stop worrying about being x age and virgin/single. A romantic relationship isn't necessary to be happy.
>>674558267
Surely all the loneliness makes you horny a lot?
i am a virgin too but i wonder if you guys actually told anyone that you never had sex at that age other than 4chan
i been lying about it for so long i actually believe i am no longer a virgin kek
no for real tough, its not a topic lately since im done with school and all that, but i remember back then i used to lie about it all the time
i think most people do
Same boat as you OP, I'll be 25 this year.
I haven't even been in the presence of a girl my own age for...actually I can't even remember when the last time was. How can I meet girls if I never am around them? The answer is I don't. I've kind of given up at this point. It feels like any girl I could possibly meet (not that I will anyway) won't be able to take me seriously if she found out I was this way. And lets face it, any girl with any amount of experience is going to be able to plainly see that you have none.
Don't feel too bad about it man, some of the happiest old dudes I know are not married. Most of the old dudes I know who are married regret it, and if they don't outwardly say that then they definitely think that secretly.
>Oo bla di oo bla da life goes on yeaaah
>>674556463
If you keep using your relationship status, or lack thereof, as a way of judging the quality of life - things will only get worse. Honestly at this point you've probably built it up in your head to be way, way better than it is. Relationships are hard and finding somebody that is a good fit for you is even harder. Prioritize.
>>674556463
https://www.youtube.com/user/SandmanMGTOW
honestly woman are nothing to get hyped up about. in 26 and i dont even understand what is so great about sex. it feels good but its not worth a bullshit relationship. there is nothing wrong with being alone. and you shouldnt feel bad about not having a girlfriend. focus on being active and actually going places and learning while being healthy. most women are utter shit anyway. make some friends and youll see how better off you are.
>>674558722
same with me, but if i would ever find a girl, i would never tell them that i never had a relationship before.. and the virgin thing is not to appealing either. so i would defiently keep that for myself. if things go great then maybe i would share it with her, but not before anything happens
Get a job. Get a gym membership and get as fit as you can. You will then get a girlfriend.
Go to Asia. That's what I did.
>>674558923
Nigga you can lie about being a virgin if you want, but unless you're a natural at fuckin' they will be able to tell.
>>674559055
probably yes. but starting off saying that you never had sex before as a 20+ male is just not right
maybe you will be lame for sure, but who cares, if shes the right person you will get better the second or the 3th time. its not like you are going to bleed out from your dick
>>674556463
i am 31 and never ever had a gf and also i am virgin.
but instead of you I dont get depressed nor feel bad about it. I just dont care. Live your life bruh, is the only one you have. There are many things to enjoy... You can't imagine.
While others are wasting their time trying to please a woman, wasting the money they won after hours of work, for just 10-20 minutes of sex, you can be working for you, buying whatever you want, and if you really are this desperate for sex just find a college whore that would fuck you for money. I dont have experience in this but probably this isnt this difficult.
Enjoy your time doing what you most love. Who knows if doing what you love ends in finding the woman of your dreams...
>>674559577
well, smoking weed in my room and playing vidya is definetly not going to get me any women, but yeah i know what you are saying homie
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Post more G!!
>>674557014
>girls cant be compared
They are pretty much all the same
>>674559844
>>674560304
Ever thought about da G having her legs wrapped around your waist (wearing just heels)??
>>674560456
That would be worth dying for.
>>674559577
>It sure is fun buying all these video games! Yes I sure am a happy boy!
you're lonely because you don't know how much bs you need to put up with just to keep a gf (let alone get one).
it's not that great. however, if you really want one, you gotta change things because whatever you are doing obviously isn't working. girls want a guy who's interesting and not boring - because they usually are. you don't have to be the greatest looking. just shower, groom, brush your teeth, and be confident. go out and meet people. there's really no other way to do it.
>>674560547
Woud you go as deep as you could even if it hurt her a little so that she scraped your back?
>>674560773
Only in older g.
>>674560955
Let me tell you anon, there'd be no greater feeling than being inside G's tight, wet hole while you stare into her eyes or kiss her neck.
>>674561110
Chad got there first.
>>674556463
I'm older than that, only had gf for 2 weeks and kissed once, wasn't even romantic ._.
I am posting to let you know that you're not alone, G anon
>>674561216
In your head, did you?
Anon, relax and have some fun.
I just want to sleep and not wake up ._.
Im not sure if i girl started to like me or not. We started eating lunch together and we have many things in common. From makor to hobbies to some weird act (stareing at squirrels). Then she aks for my phone number. But we never talk over the net, only in person. What do you guys think? She even told me Julie annoying her dancing partner is and I'm the only one who can understand, but i told her to asks her mother for advice and she did.
>>674561921
>>674561921
Have you ever dreamed of G?
>>674556463
Simple. Lower your standards and up your confidence. I'm a 6/10 at best and I've had plenty of fun
>>674556463
drink bleach
Anon, why do you ignore me? ;_;
>>674556463
>i literally cannot stop making threads with this disgusting actress
>>674562106
I have dreamed of other celebs but not G yet, even my dreams are grey, dull and without joy for years now
she certainly seems like a perfect girlfriend
>>674562453
Who have you dreamed of and was it lewd?
>>674557912
And that's why you are alone lulz
Find a social activity relevant to something you enjoy. If you like dancing then take dance classes, you can meet so many girls through this. You like acting or something, go find some local theatre you can be a part of, you write stuff? go do slam poetry. These all have lots of girls in them and you are fairly sure that most of them have a few things in common with you.
I met my GF through playing D&D with her, sure this is rare because there are more guys than girls that play D&D but it is possible. If you are a NEET then it is harder because you won't meet a girl at work/uni so if you are a neet then FIX THAT SHIT you lazy fuck.
Grooming. Shower a minimum of once a day, shave regularly so you don't have a neckbeard. Buy a face wash to clean up your oily, shitty skin and buy a moisturizer to protect your skin and make it look decent. Step up your clothing game, don't go to /fa/ they are mostly fags, check out male fashion blogs and learn how to dress. If you wear joggers, jeans that don't fit, and graphic tees then you don't deserve a GF.
If you are a fat cunt, stop drinking sugary drinks and swap to the diet variety or better yet water. Stop eating so much. You will look normal after this and if you want to be /fit/ then you know where to go (although /fit/ and /fa/ are just faggy brothers who hate each other imo).
Be confident, girls like that. Don't act like a giant douche but just be calm and don't act nervous. Believe me, it is much easier when you look good and know it.
Also, girlfriends are great if you get one that is right for you and shit if you don't. Don't be with the first girl that opens her legs for you just because you are a little lonely, it will only make you unhappy
>>674556463
we wizards soon, no need girl
>>674561303
Are you a handsome man!
>>674562928
Anon! Have you fapped yet today?
>>674561993
Btw, I'm a 21 virgin with 0 relationships before
>>674562543
it was of Emma Watson and it was very lewd, I came in my sleep actually! that is literally as close to real sex as I've ever been and it was fantastic ._.
>>674562928
I'm nothing special but also not too ugly, I think
>>674557178
Wisdom from a wizard
>>674563618
Nice! Will you describe it for me?
Everyone keeps saying you gotta try and do something; I get that. Question is, how? At school, or at work, I have plenty of talks to girls. Also, I fit in fine, get along great with collegues and fellow students. Even do stuff outside of work/school. I'm not super social, but do plenty of stuff with friends. Not really going out drinking and clubbing, but still. Not afraid to talk to people, or mingle. And yet still I have no idea how to actually get with a girl? Just get the feeling they're never interested. So yeah..
>>674563618
Would you feel guilty if you came to G in your sleep?
>>674563759
like the curse of so many dreams I cannot remember much, but it was 1 on 1 and I can recall stripping her to panties and bra, and starting to fuck her after pulling panties aside, then I came inside her
wish I could remember more
>>674556463
Go to club/pub like normal people
>Get a call girl cost fuck all
If it's so important to bust a nut
>>674564421
Did you bend her over? How did it feel anon?
>>674564019
I guess you'll just keep going to gatherings? I met a potential girl in a christian gathering, turns out her goal outs the same as mine. Just to make friends in there without actually believing
>>674561993
>>674556463
stay strong until you make it to 30.
you will then become a wizard with unlimited powers
If you're employed, able bodied, non-repulsive and not a nasty provocative atheist, I can set you up with a nice, obedient Christian wife from Asia for just 30 btc. Contact me at [email protected]
>>674557178
Wisdom.
>>674562727
some truth mixed with a lot of BS
Dont listen to this guy
I hate having a gf when it hits week 3 normally
Shit builds up and most of them are annoying cunts and I have to get rid of them, good luck finding a compatible match
Has this thread cheered you up G anon?
>>674564610
no I remember it was all face to face, like I had her legs spread and she was laid on her back
it is just amazing how real it all seemed during that short time, and remember how horny and excited I felt =\
>>674556696
Book of pook?
>>674557912
This view is flat out wrong, and here's why
Its nice to find some one attractive but in the end you wake next to the same old bitch day in and day out and you just stop caring.
Source: lived with 4 different women and my feelings towards the one that got fat in that time was the same.
Its all about the attitude they have and their ability to not make each day a living hell.
>>674565272
Could you feel her wetness on your cock? Did you kiss her?
._.
>>674559577
>live your life bruh, is the only one you have
You have no proof.
>While others are wasting their time trying to please a woman, wasting the money they won after hours of work...
says you.
Do not listen to this virgin. He says its a waste of time when he has never had sex. Never had the thrill of a one night stand. Never had the joy and confidence that comes through being appreciated by people you desire
>>674563336
Only once today.
We're all gonna fucking die anyway. Take what you want when you can. Do what you feel like. Believe it or not, the chick you'd get with would be just as flawed, if not more, than yourself.
Quit putting pussy on a fucking pedastal.
Relax and let death come, quit acting like a female is a cure-all.
>>674566600
Do you want to go again?
>>674565437
yes and yes, certainly
she was wet as I entered her, I felt her tightness, I remember that clearly because it's what made me rock hard, I felt it all
>>674566819
Did she moan your name, tell you to fuck her?
>>674566668
Damn, off by 2
>>674556463
Find your dream. Something you want to do or create. A vision that separates you from the other men. Work hard towards that goal. Go to the gym. Don't be a cunt. Women will come to you.
Op, the fact that you're lonely is a huge red flag for me. Only when you can be happy on your own or with your male friends then and only then should you think about inviting a girl into your life. Otherwise you and the girl will end up in a miserable codependent relationship and will end up resenting each other. You have to be in a place in your life when you can be happy on your own and have cool stuff going on in your life before you can have a mature relationship with somebody else.. No girl will ever fill that emptiness you feel inside your life...
I am going to post the truth here, and it's really the only thing you need to know - STOP WANTING A GF, AND CARE ONLY ABOUT YOURSELF.
Take care of yourself. Invest in yourself and what you care about. ENJOY YOUR FUCKING LIFE. Because when you love yourself and are really truly connected with life and living each day doing what you want to do.... that joy is something that others latch onto. They'll gravitate to you, want to be near you. You will eventually find somebody in your orbit who shares your priorities, likes your likes, and who will become part of a mutual attraction that is much stronger than some random girl that you wanted to have as a GF just because she's cute.
Trust me on this.
It's the fucking key to life.
>>674563336
as a matter of facts I had a quickie this morning before getting up, which happens very rarely
I'll probably have a long edging session tonight though, like every night...
>>674566600
>>674567697
One of you is not G anon :|
>>674567888
It's confusing, I just wanted to talk to G anon ;_;
If it's sex just do some random if it's a relationship you gotta be social if your going ew I can't find the right one find any random and start from there being autistic Will only make you remain autistic while the world turns without you if your not gonna an hero make the most of your life and stop being a huge faggot about it.
This biggest problem I have is people thinking I must be a creep, crazy, gay or an ass hole because at 30 I'm not in a relationship. 30, not virgin.
>>674566946
>>674568944
sorry anon I was busy
there was no talking I remember, in fact I told you all I can remember I think
I wish I could have those dreams every night, at least it would be something to look forward to for once
>>674567697
>>674567888
which G anon? she has many admirers here I think!
I am the one who has feet and hands fetish for her especially
>>674570106
I like the sad anon that refuses to fap to her (OP).
>>674569914
Did you touch her soft body??
>>674570106
I am the one who recently came to the conclusion she was my absolute instafap
>>674570106
Hand fetish is interesting
>>674570297
yes, mostly her legs, grabbed and groped them all over, that's what got me hard at first
also I do not know where the op G anon is, he posts regularly though
>>674570547
when did you find this out?
>>674571177
Did you squeeze that ass anon? I wanna know all the details!
Yes, I like trying to make G anon fap to G, it's fun but he's stubborn.
>>674571139
those anons with armpit fetish said they see similarities with armpits and vaginas appearance, so that's why it turns them on
for me, hand fetish is exactly the same but similarities being with feet instead of vagina. you can get an idea what a girl's legs and toes are shaped like by looking at fingers and hands
and G's are very very sexy to me!!
>>674556463
Find some other way to occupy your time and take your mind off of it or kill yourself.
Those are literally your only two options.
>>674571776
Handjob before blowjob?
>>674571177
I can't really put a date on it, a few weeks ago, actually everytime I see a thread about her it becomes clearer
it's just that after a while when all the feelings and the sensations she brings are not fading away you have to draw conclusions about yourself
>>674571776
she has very sexy feet too actually
>>674570106
I'm the autist, depressed, suicidal no gf one. I typically make the g threads.
>>674572302
Do you mind when I try to make you fap to her?
>>674572455
Only I have the power to make decisions on what I fap to.
Fucked my first girl at 15 because I'm not autistic.
If you guys don't have social lives, that's your problem.
If you guys aren't interesting, that's your problem.
If you guys only have that Internet humor at your side, that's your problem. Normies don't handle it at full capacity well, go half.
If you don't take care of yourself or look good, that's your problem
If you don't smell good, that's your problem.
Getting laid is so fuckin' easy nowadays there are literally sites for it.
>>674572593
Sure but do you mind?
One day I will make you WANT it :)
ok G guise, I'd love to stay and fap but I have to go do some real life
I'll gladly make myself cum to her tonight if there's another thread
I'll probably think about it all day actually, and feel it in my loins
Continue on your path of wizardry
>>674572943
you're literally stupid as fuck please put a bullet in your brain and do the world a favor
>>674572003
G makes me very horny too, everything about her including her gorgeous perfect face
really badly want to see more feet pics of hers, like close ups from events or fashion
>>674571864
probably, but I would give head to her hands and fingers just the same as her feet and toes, not sure which would be more exciting though
>>674573427
I do not like all this heavy sexual discussion about her. Why must you focus on this?
The answer is simple. Hermit crabs.
>>674573427
Would you cum on her fingers anon?
BTW tell me if you squeezed Emma's ass in your dream!
>>674573588
Why, does it make you feel lewd?
I really don't get it, I've always had GF's and except for sex I was so done with their shit I said to myself 3 years ago I was going to stay single... And it was the best decision of my life, I know rest (no nagging), I do whatever the fuck I want whenever I want, I got shitloads of money now (gf got replaced by overworking at my job, loving it and making good buck and I spend it the way I like), I can talk to ANY girl I want and I don't have to hear it afterwards of my GF and last but not least: I fuck more than when I had GF's.
She's a week not really into it? Well, you're screwed. And damn, the nagging that would follow after she founds out that you're masturbating (ofcourse) behind her back to get off...
You think being lonely is a bitch? Imagine somebody trying to control and manipulate you in every single way possible every day.
Every. Single. Time. You're not in accordance with your woman you'll need to explain yourself because "hur dur talking helps" when you just decided to move a fucking chair from one end of the room to the other end because the chair was at the wrong spot in the first place.
>>674573666
Pretty g countering the devil's trips.
>>674573844
Give in to your desires!
>>674556463
1. Go live in the gym
or
2. An hero.
>>674572302
we share all those things, op, except the thread making one
I never make threads
I think I post in yours most of the time too
>>674574013
That's cute you do that.
>>674573666
in my dream I did not, but I definitely would in that situation
I would lift her up by her ass as I squeezed it, so that I could penetrate deeper..
as for G I would probably cum in the palm of her hand, the one she wasn't using to stroke me!
also in this pic you get a peek of her foot in the background
>>674573666
to cum in her cupped hands, like an offering
god that would be so incredible
>>674574495
Cumming inside her must have felt fantastic!
>I would probably cum in the palm of her hand
Would you make her slurp it up?
>>674573780
This. I love being single, I do whatever I want. The only real downside for me is lack of sex, but I dont really care too much about that, sex comes with a lot of strings attached. But I guess Ive been with enough women to know sex isnt worth fucking yourself over for, its great and all, but not that great.
>>674574273
>find a G in your locker
Wat do?
I have aspergers and I lost my virginity. I'm 17.
There is hope for you yet.
>>674575581
Give her dog biscuit and lock it back up.
>>674575779
>Not realizing this will only make OP feel worse.
Autistic is right
>>674575779
Underage b& mods
>firstly, goto the gym
>lower your standards
>ask out land whale
>fuck land whale for a bit
>build confidence from fucking and gym
>find better girl
>???
>profit
>>674561993
????
how do you expect anyone to tell you whether she likes you or not.
is she attached?
is she the one initiating the conversations / lunches every time?
if she's not attached, and she's the one starting the conversations then MAYBE.
just ask her out for dinner you twat
>>674556816
dis
give us a neck to toe image (wear clothes please) then we'll explain to you why youre single and or give you potential help.
>>674561993
If she's talking to you and you want her you should be progressing things. Find out for sure if she likes you right away, or youll waste your time and become her friend, and spend the rest of your time with her wishing you had her and watching other guys get with her.
>>674564019
>go to gathering
>talk to girl
>ask girl out
that's literally it.
there's no secret advice anyone can give you. j
you're basically waiting for a girl to show interest in you before you make a move. stop that.
>>674574273
if I see your threads (always browse in catalog mode) and I'm not too suicidal or miserable that day, I will usually post a bunch
I have to keep my full time job so that eats a lot of my free time also >:(
>>674574784
I want to believe G would be licking up cum all on her own will, but otherwise I would tell her to yes!
>>674576144
Thought i might put it here just to put this pressure off my chest. Im sure a dinner wouldnt be interest to her, but something that is more possible. After we met the second time, she asks to join me for lunch and it has been three weeks since then that we ate together. Because i get to class eariler than her, we always walk together to my class.
>>674566668
this
>>674576619
Maybe she won't like the taste
>>674575581
stop her face in and lock it
>>674556463
stick your dick in the dirt and grow some balls
>>674576619
I am a catalog fag sorting by creation date. Used to be a pain in the ass finding the good threads before catalog was implemented.
I'm ugly as fuck and had 8 girlfriends in high school. Never give up, OP. Lower your standards and go searching.
>>674576696
so she asked to join you for lunch, and she's been eating lunch with you every day.
i'd ask if she had other people to have lunch with, thus indicating she was hanging out with you because she preferred hanging out with you, but that's irrelevant honestly.
1. how do you feel about her? do you want to be in a relationship with her?
2. why wouldn't she be interested in dinner?
>>674576853
I don't either unless I'm horny :)
>>674577038
this pic is for you but I am sure you have it, you have quite a few G pics even I don't have!
>>674556463
Getting women has more to do with status and social groups than anything. What you need to do is find a hobby that will put you in front of women. Then gather friends and develop yourself, the women will then come. You also want to get into shape if you arent already, looks arent number 1, but you have to at least have healthy habits, it shows you respect yourself. Then just learn how to be cool.
>>674577388
You swallow your own cum???
>>674577388
I have so many it's getting a bit sad.
>>674577650
Take a look at her mom, thats her in a few years
>>674556463
Wait till you find the one, as lame & cheesy that sounds. Not sayin you'll find your definite one. But surely there are girls out there for you, that'll like you. Just try to keep in mind that nothing's set for the future, so you havnt lose your chances (your in mid20s, cmon)
On another hand, being in relationship is way overrated. Finding a girl that'll like you may fill the hole in your life for a moment, but once it'll have stop filling it, you'll just feel shittier than before, plus once your relationship breaks, you'll feel shittier than the utteriest piece of shit you've ever seen. Try to understand what is it you're looking for in a girl (social acceptance ? sex ? feeling loved/cared about ? up your selfesteem ?), then you'll know for real if finding a girl will solve it. But don't just fall for the first that comes, usually you're gonna end regretting it. Oh, and also, keep away from any girl that just went out of relationship (long one, more than 3/4months): this people only need a person to pass the break out, then they'll dump you bc you're not worth their time (sauce: personal experiences)
>>674577225
From what ive learned, we have similar hobbies and interest, most importantly, i think we have similar mindset through some small details that ive notice in our conversation.
Of course she hangs out with other people, but i nsver question her about that.
If i invite her to dinner, then most likely ill be the gentlement who pays for the whole thing which she speakes out the disliking this idea, but with someone she thinks as annoying which i agree. Maybe not in this stage...
>>674556463
Its not worth having a gf, she'll end up breaking ur heart. Just go fuck some whores
>>674557178
> overly clingy
By far the most attractive feature is if a qt is that into me that she is clingy
>>674572943
I was with you until the last sentence. Yes, it's easy to get laid. But most of us want something more than that, and with a woman who doesn't weigh more than an 18-wheeler hauling armored trucks.
It's our fault we can't have that, yes. But signing up for those sites only leads to more misery and disappointment.
As I said earlier, guys like OP and me should just find other ways to occupy our time or kill ourselves, 'cause the alternative is accidentally knocking up some fat, disgusting pig and being miserable and broke for at least another 18 years and 9 months.
>>674577757
Seems about right!
>>674556816
Improve your looks...whatever you say, buddy. You can only 'improve' your looks so much.
>>674577477
rarely but yes, I used to do it a lot more years ago but my libido has plummeted since then
from desperation I began to pretend being the girl in fantasizing about celeb sex scenes
>>674577792
mate, is english your main language? i can barely parse that post.
okay, so she has other friends, but she chooses to hang out with you. that's a good sign. she likes hanging out with you.
you haven't answered the question as to whether or not you even like her, though. do you?
and about the dinner thing, i don't get that. why do you have to pay for dinner? just split the bill. you're going out as friends and it's casual. if she protests, tell her she can get the bill the next time you guys go out. if she doesn't protest, tell her she can get the bill the next time you guys go out.
btw, if you're stuck with some kind of chauvinistic attitude that you're confusing with chivalry, you should probably drop it. she doesn't sound like she can be bothered to deal with that shit.
>>674578690
What is it like, swallowing?
Oh... I see. Do you think you could make the other G anon break his no fap rule? ;)
>>674577968
what. so you just acknowledged it's your fault (i.e. the problem is within your control) and your two options are:
1. find other stuff to do to not think about being in a relationship
2. kill yourself
what about 3: do something about it?
>>674578690
Plain Emma is so qt
>>674559577
This is the saddest comment in the thread, I can honestly feel you believe what you say.
>>674577650
How big is your folder?
>>674578951
Eh. I'm 29. It's too late for me, and getting in shape won't fix ugly.
If OP's still in his mid 20's and not too hideous in the face, I'm sure he could turn it all around.
>>674556463
you're better off than anybody who found the right girl then lost her forever
>>674578908
I would like that but it is nearly impossible to get aroused at all when that depressed. I was invited for a pity fuck and threesome with a co-worker last year, it didn't have a happy ending for that reason =\
>>674579502
I agree, Emma is perfect!!
and beauty is always natural, I hate glamour, makeup, and magazine pictures (guaranteed, horrible photo manipulation to make ladies look more 'acceptable' by 'beauty' standards)
>>674580532
ehhh. i'm not sure i agree with that. equally, i'm aware that there's nothing i can say that will change your mind either.
i hope you luck out and meet someone, mate
>>674578691
She told me that usually she eats alone so thats the main reason. My first paragraph was intended to answer your question, but i guess its not direct enough :^)
Never thought of that....guess thats how virigin i am...
I dont think ill control my partner if i ever have one since ive learned this from my family.
You are right, english is my third language, but ill try my best to makd everything clear
>>674578908
oh sorry, forgot about the cum part
swallowing it is just like a thick fluid really, but taste probably not what you'd call appetizing, so that's why it helps to be horny
if you can do it before you orgasm, like if you edge a lot or do that 'ruining' thing, knowing that it's a purely sexual fluid makes it very exciting
I do it to feel what a girl would experience for all the times I self-insert as her when reading my porn stories. I am hopeless and broken =\
>>674580536
Just think back to how Emma's pussy felt, or how it felt when you came inside, how her legs fet in your hands
>>674556463
Get female friends. It will boost your confidence around women and girls will come to you.
>>674578691
oh she is not really that attractive though, maybe 6.5/10 max, but what I really like her is we have a few things in common
>>674580937
honestly, that sounds even better. now it's a "i usually eat alone, but i'd rather eat with you" situation.
mate, i'm going to assume that you do like her, or even if you're unsure now, that you're willing to explore the possibility.
ask her out for dinner, movie, or something. you mentioned having the same interests / hobbies? go for a meetup together, go listen to a talk or a band?
right now, it's entirely up in the air. women are programmed by society to not show overt interest, or they'll be sluts or some shit. the ball is entirely in your court.
if it helps, if i were you, and if i enjoyed hanging out with her, i'd definitely give it a shot and ask her out.
>>674581591
hmm, alright.
i know this might sound stupid, and i realize also this might point that the women who i used to be with are actually ugly but:
i've found that getting to know them better increases their ratings
your 6.5 becomes a 7 or an 8 if you like who she is as you get to know her.
from personal experience (and you can also probably tell from the rest of the thread), getting together with an 8/9 that's mentally ill or that you get tired of is a mistake you don't want to make.
>>674581191
actually I was talking about the G anon and trying to get him horny for her :) I was offering that maybe he doesn't because depression numbs you so bad, it's impossible to feel any pleasure, let alone get hard
>>674581986
He said he fapped today. You can do it! Make anon cum.
>>674581592
I'm planning to ask her out during spring break, the problem is I don't have my own car so I'll need to arrange that...just thinking about it makes me nervous
>>674581908
as long as the ugly is only on the face, but not the body (fat means unhealthy) then I wouldn't care that much as long as she is open minded which I speculate she is.
Anyways thanks a lot. This really helps :^)
>>674582596
hey i'm glad i could help man.
i rather think you should ask her sooner rather than later. generally, the things i regret are things i never did or "should have" done. you don't want to look back at this period of time and go "i should have asked her out then"
in my head, there's no way asking her out now can go wrong, because you're playing it casual. if she says no now, it's even better for you because you'll be able to move on and find someone else. if she doesn't, that's great, and you can explore where it takes you
i just don't want you to end up in a situation where she's lost interest or she's met someone else.
but then, i know maybe 1% of the actual situation, and i'm loathe to convince you of any concrete actions.
>>674582225
I would but I'm too down myself ._.
whenever I'm at the computer I'm basically jerking off but almost never horny, and today I'm not in the mood for much
>>674564831
Mail sent
>>674583492
Tell me about your dream again, in detail :)
>>674583448
spring is about a week away from now, so I'm that will be a big test? before that I still got one or two ways to ask her if she wants to be with me.
well OP
fortunately for you, these posters have also never had a girlfriend, and are lying out they ass, nigga.
>>674583831
ahh, nah one week's close enough. i thought spring break was months away or some shit.
sorry mate, i live in a country that doesn't have seasons.
remember! play it casual! nothing's decided or will be decided for awhile
>>674583720
can I give you this instead? I told everything I remember about the dream, it wasn't a very long one either and I don't want to bore you
>>674584073
ya I don't really want make myself look so desperate, which i'm not, but its rare to meet some who also love staring at squirrels and birds.
Anyways cheers!
Go out and get a wife...stop being a pussy... and listen to the song "Horace Wimp" by ELO
>>674584570
heh. sounds like you got a keeper honestly. she sounds cool
it was great talking to you mate. best of luck with everything!
>>674584406
I LOVE hearing about it. Especially the small details. Pls anon, for your sake too, relive it.
Don't like fakes either :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A30Bt29i5KM
>>674556696
Link to said book?
>>674586059
I just Googled "book of pook" and found the full text. I mean, Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ, dude. If you're this retarded, then there really is no hope for you.
OP, you could lie to yourself, and find comfort in the "God" of an established religion.
>>674580534
>This
Don't waste your time.
>>674588548
>>674556816
This is the answer. You need to be in shape, dress well for your intended target, work on being social in your target circles and shoot for girls who will make you happy, not just be arm candy. All of this means getting your ass out of the house. As importantly never tell a chic you've never had a girlfriend. You had a boatload of them, but you held on to your virginity for marriage. You will have so many broads trying to pop your cherry you won't know what to do. Just make sure you spin everything into a powerful decision not some weak ass beta, can't get laid shit. I have no idea if this shit works, I have an 7.5" cock and have been layin pipe since I was 11.
Here's the deal anons. Most times I hear this shit, you're thinking is wrong. The reason you have no luck with women is because you reached some point in your life where you were content and stayed there. For years. Meanwhile, every one else has been changing and evolving to their lives as the years rolled on. You have to catch up.
Get off the computer chair. Watch your netflix in front of a treadmill. Get a decent job. Be MERCILESS with your progression. At the end of every single day, I write down what I did today to progress myself. It can be as easy as "I finished the last bit of junk food in my house today. I plan to never bring that crap in my house again." Baby steps anon. Get a car, a job, some money, a place of your own without room mates, get a hobby (Not internet hobby, something like working on your car, or wood working, or hell even cosplay armor.) anything hands on.
And when you meet a girl, (THIS IS IMPORTANT) fix something in her home. Anything. Leaky faucet, toilet that's been running too long, grease up her sliding door so it doesn't shutter when it moves, anything.
I'd get into more detail, but I've got to go to work myself. The short and skinny is, don't worry about your personality, or how ugly you are. It's about how well you can take care of yourself. That's it. That's the bottom fucking line. So figure it out, and flaunt it, then boom.
Buckets o' pussy.
I am 29, my longest relationship has lasted only one week, before I had to go back to my home country lol, I had "sex" and I could get a hard on, but I was too nervous to cum, so I penetrated her without having an orgasm... Now I am not sure if I am still a virgin or not, but anyways, I seem to be a pretty big loser and I probably have done everything wrong you can do in your life...
>>674589759
Spoken like a true virgin
>>674556463
>This feel gets me down every day
uhhh... obvious problem here. allowing the depression to conquer you.
also, trust me. they're not worth it. tradition has made them believe that they deserve free stuff for having a pussy. most of them are scum and guys encourage it because they want sex
