New Faces of /b/ Thread.
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New Faces of /b/ Thread.
>>674548248
you look like your girlfriend just had a son with a differet man
From the other one
>>674548419
would fuck/10
It is a mystery.
>>674548543
>believe
>>674548248
neckbeard
>>674548655
X-Files photo bombing my shit
>>674548733
nice beard
at work now
>>674548733
I fucking LOVE firefighters <3
>>674548405
8.5/10
Does your name start with a C?
>>674548833
cute
>>674548833
Tits?
>>674548405
gorgeous
shitty quality but eh
>>674548833
tits or gtfo
>>674548981
too much hair
>>674548405
You look like a fag
>>674548405
7/10
>>674548405
is that a fucking piercing?
>>674548912
thanks :)
>>674548940
>>674548998
can't right now cause there's people
>>674548804
thanks, I am about to miss it though because my department is making us trim them down to fit our SCBA mask >:(
>>674549138
post feet then
>>674549061
thats because i am, halfway at least
>>674549134
yes
>>674548733
>would suck your dick all day
from last year, I was 16 then
r8 or h8 m8
>>674549208
you happy?
>>674549252
b&
b8ed me though
>>674549032
any better ay
>>674548405
Elliot Rodgers/10
>>674548405
HA GAY!!!
>>674549134
I had sex with your mom.
>>674549205
i really like that lumberjack-esque look :(
>>674549205
big mother fucker/10
>>674549283
moar!
>>674548248
HA GAY!!!
>>674549312
now youve put on a unibrow for whatever the fuck purpose
>>674549312
1. tits or gtfo. ass is also welcome
2. what the fuck is that between your eyebrows.
Still love my ex...
fml
>>674548419
You should post the spread booty/10 pretty anon
>>674548981
Your hair will hate you when you're older. Don't be afraid to just let it all be natural
>>674549283
10/10 feet
but show us those titties now
pretty please? :)
>>674549417
it's a bat, it was halloween
>>674549355
I fucked your dad.
>>674549283
Just go to the bathroom
>>674549450
no wonder she left you. you have hair fucking everywhere/10 would not bang
>>674549489
i know
if you dressed nicer you'd be an 8 in my book
>>674548833
Would blow bubbles with/8
>>674549537
Lol we were together for almost three years. But itcould be that. Who knows.
>>674549283
tits + timestamp now!
>>674549465
hair grows.
and I know how to take care of my hair aha
>>674549537
you mean manhair while you have a measly pube going for you
Guess I'll repost since I posted in the last thread right when it was ending. Rate away and after I'll post my gf and I want y'all to do an honest rate on her. Always curious for opinions
>>674549601
then be gay. faggots love hairy dudes. you look like a faggot already so what gives.
>>674549358
Actually, I do have to play lumberjack once in a while....because we sometimes have to chainsaw some trees down while fighting forest fires ;)
>>674549613
ass NAO
>>674549315
wheres your pictureb then, fuccboi
>>674549323
half true
>>674548405
holy shit marry me
i would ride you all day
>>674549696
Would bite and play with
>>674549696
Holy shit, being up at 6 am actually paid off
You are a 10/10 btw, anon
>>67454967
I still love her fam. Even though she already has a new boyfriend. Even though its fucking painful to see...
>>674549688
dont get me excited now ;)
>>674549696
>>674549687
gay/10
>>674549696
NOICE TITS
>>674549205
i have a fire at my house can you come and put it out lol
>>674549731
nah
>>674549848
Pursue others, anon. Don't be cucked as Carl and AIDS Skrillex have been. But don't be some storm fag either and turn your sorrow into sexism.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
>>674549885
Damn well I'll take that opinion. Rate my gf I guess
>>674548833
>>674549696
>10/10
jesus.
>>674548419
cyoot/10
>>674548733
nice helmet
>>674548833
where on earth doyou work?
>>674548981
you look like a gal frommy high school. nice bangs!
>>674549205
nice gainz
>>674549312
is that a bat signal on your head?
>>674549653
would hang with
>>674548405
whats the deal with this faggot
hes a 5/10 max
>>674550025
You know the drill
Tits or gtfo
>>674550009
That's a horse lol
penis in my ass fag. gay fag
>>674549769
fuck you
>>674549696
Unexpectedly hot
>>674550059
nananananananananananananana
>>674550059
fag
>>674550009
jew/10
>>674548248
"RIP GEORGE SOROS"
>>674550059
Seem like a mellow dude. What do you do in most of your free time?
>>674549706
Who are you, stranger?
>>674550009
nose way too big, also looks like she's close to her 40ies. 0/10 fugly cunt for faggot boyfriend
>>674549696
got any nudes?
>>674549861
I also know how to perform CPR and mouth-to-mouth *hint hint*
>>674549696
Perchance may I waifu u M'lady?
>>674550187
I split it between boxing/workouts for it, playing awful video games, watching awful movies, and reading comic books
>>674550236
ooooh yes daddy, will you teach me how to do that daddy?
>>674549696
moar!
>>674550196
I am.
>>674549696
Now post your cunt you slut
>>674548833
Marry me pl0x
>>674549997
You're right...
>>674550393
Show me your pussy slut
>>674549706
Is this pic even really you?
>>674550449
Yes.
>>674550505
Ass pls
>>674550288
Dang I was gonna say you look like someone who'd enjoy a lot of fishing and hunting. Would totally get you into that shit if you lived in my area and I workout almost everyday too
>>674550505
Hump the teddy bear
>>674550505
Now show your dick
>>674550505
moar feet
>>674550505
Flop it out bro
>>674550289
It depends. If you are at least 18 years old (preferably older), then I could give you a demonstration ;) And if you don't get it the first time around, we'll keep practicing until you do
>>674550505
Sheeit just show everything
>>674550505
Dance around like Tinkerbell
>>674550505
>What next?
What's next? Cunt you slut. Cunt
Spread your cunt hun
>>674548405
how old?
Ok.
>>674548405
DOES YOUR NAME START WITH A C ANSWER ME PLS
>>674550505
Make yourself a lovely cup of tea. Then you'd probs should shove something up your ass ... It is b
>>674550758
YES
>>674548248
Ayy lamo.
>>674550703
19
>>674550758
no; didn't see the previous post
>>674550566
ahhh, I do like shooting. I've been at college though, so nowhere to do it unfortunately :/
i dont have a face
>>674550505
Go for high score on mario carts
>>674550622
>>674550693
i hate myself
>>674550748
Seem like a chill bro and maybe a little awkward with the ladies. But I think as long as your an athlete or some shit outdoors you wouldn't have trouble with that in groups.
>>674550505
Welp.
I've made it a few days without fapping and I think it's time I broke this streak
>>674550852
10/10 post dick pls
>>674550903
i love you
>>674550903
Can you sit on my face for the rest of eternity?
>>674550903
>>674550903
Awww sheeet there's a dick in there!
>>674550910
Yes on all counts. Except awkward around ladies. Used to be though, immensely. These days im 27 and a lot more comfortable with them.
>>674548405
i love you
>>674550903
I think im in love with you anon
My girl and I
>>674550903
But holy shit we love you.
13/10 would fall for
>>674550903
u def got that wrong. doitagainwithoutpanties.jpg
>>674550758
>>674550819
Samefag
>>674551132
Tits or gtfo
>>674550903
noice taste in underwear
>>674551132
pig nose & british teeth/10
>>674550903
Please flop out your sack, I've got fifty dollars riding on it!!
>>674550940
B-but anon, that is forbidden love!
>pic related
>>674550865
What state you live in? I'm in Texas so hunting and shooting is kinda everywhere lol. Especially since I live near the beach so everyone has a chill vibe
>>674551098
So what do you do now? College or anything
>>674551164
no faggot
>>674551322
I sell used condoms I find as art
>>674551188
dub dubs of truth
>>674551325
Tits or gtfo
>>674551280
Montana, but not "yeehaw, pop that summbitch" Montana, I'm living in a hippie town
>>674550009
looks like handsome squidward
>>674551164
autist fagit
>>674551111
Chekd
>>674548248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674551432
>comebacks that old?
>>674551145
>>674551197
I got my nudes from last week if you guys want it?
>>674548405
you look like a filthy slav
>>674551519
Your haircut is shit and is that a fucking diaper?
>>674551421
Been over their a couple times it's a really nice place. Used to go to Idaho a lot. Absolutely hate Wyoming though it is the shittiest state in the country
>>674551536
Proceed
>>674551111
I'm in love with those quads
>>674551536
YES PLEASE LORD JESUS YES
>>674549091
7/10 would fuck
>>674551244
if it's not too much trouble, could you bend over and take a picture of your butt
>>674551536
I don't see why not
>>674551574
That's because i am, moron. slav master race.
>>674551519
Don't do that weird shit with your eyebrows to where your forehead crinkles up and I'm sure you'll start getting actual girls. Also smile once and awhile
>>674551536
NAO!
>>674551536
Not sure i could fall harder but lets see dis shit
>>674551536
obviously
>>674551536
Are you single?
>>674550182
RIP GEORGE SOROS
>>674551613
>all caps
>2016
Better do it anon. This 12 year old really wants to see his first puss
>>674551322
Yeah uni mate. Programming away.
>>674551747
Languages? I know java, jscript, and python. learning c++ and c#
>>674551536
No, please don't post them
>>674551747
Damn, starting my bachelors in mechanical engineering next year. Tough shit though
>>674549631
10/10 would prank
>>674548405
wow you are hot af
>>674551821
Came
>>674551821
wtf, no dick? i'm out
>>674550182
RIP George Soros
>>674551821
neat. more?
>>674551957
scrawny
>>674551821
hnnnnngggggg
>>674551821
Any ass pics?
>>674551957
I'd keep the douchebag shirt put away until you look built enough to actually pull it off. Otherwise you look like a douchebag.
>>674552072
scrawny
>>674552072
Still douchebag. But I mean you can still get shitty decent looking girls looking like that
>>674551821
would eat/10
we want work nudes please lady
>>674551987
>>674552077
only ass pic i got
>>674552184
skeleton
Me on the right
Some random fat fucker on the left
>>674551821
Pls moar
>>674552072
Also don't be that guy who still keeps the sticker on his hat... Fucking suicide in public when you do that
>>674552184
spooked here
>>674551821
Well get ready to break up with him cause I'm taking that spot
Chicks with short hair is my thing
>>674552225
trump 2016 heyooo
>>674552225
Cute, would fuck hard from behind
>>674552199
Holy shit, pls sit on my face
>>674552199
Moar!
>>674551653
Not gonna bend over, but alright.
>>674552326
same
>>674552072
what is leg day.
what is eating?
>>674552072
Jesus man eat. You'll never be where you wanna be if you don't consume enough calories. Also up your protein by a lot fgt
>>674552199
Your body is a work of art. Only Ovid could dream of something like this.
>>674552184
you sure look like you could use something to eat
>>674552199
Chicks like you is what keeps the internet going. More.
>>674552184
toothpick arms /11
rolling for work nudes
>>674552199
Welp its official. Perfect in everyway, im in love
>marrymepls
>>674552402
>Skinny fag thinks he's built
>>674552402
You have like a poor person body (no offense) but I mean skinny people having abs is like far people having man boobs. You'd probably look nicer with an undercut or such
>>674548405
>>674549252
>>674549276
>>674551957
>>674552225
>>674552326
>>674552402
gay orgy pls right nao
>>674552379
the idea is if you bend over i can see ass and dick
>>674548248
>>674552533 tren makes anyone built
>>674552387
This
>>674552580
no thank you.
>>674552617
ugly fuck burned my face
>>674552199
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand fappin.
more titpics would be neat. pinch a nip for bernie.
>>674552617
Take that hat off for a proper rate. Otherwise you look like a tool
>>674552554
Having muscle is like beint fat is what you are saying, in otherwords your fat
>>674552592
I don't care either way. Her tits are god tier
>>674552702
hot as fuck
queer or womyn?
this is the last, bye guys
fuck it rate me b
>>674552778
You look like one of those peeps from roller coaster tycoon
>>674552693
which one are you?
>>674552790
And after that day I never saw my new waifu ever again
>>674552716
What I mean is what I just said. Being a skinny person (like genetically skinny) like one of those tooth pic boys you see on insta showing off their abs is as easy as a fat kid showing off his rolls.
>>674552790
hahahahhahahaah
>>674552790
there's was something in there not too long ago :^)
>>674552790
bye :(
>>674552716
What
You didn't understand what he said at all
It's easy to be skinny af and have abs. It certainly doesn't mean he has muscle
He was saying when fat people have huge tits is not because their sexy it just means their fat as fuck
>>674552845
the third.
>>674552871
What's so funny?
>>674552869
You're fat and trying to nake fat sound close to being aesthetic, nice try fatty
>>674552765
Straight dude >.<
>>674552836
You'd look hot in a cheerleader outfit bent over the hood of my car as I slam my cock into you. Would bang repeatedly
>>674552908
Exactly. That guy is just an idiot
>>674552790
don't do this to me:(
>>674552941
the picture.
>>674552580
How about no, I'm >>674552225 and like ladies
>>674548405
i will beat your head in you little faggot, ill make you cry blood and choke on your own intestines amd after im done with that ill shoot you down with so much fucking lead your dick would be used as a pencil, you vapid imbecile
>>674552908
Its okay to be fat, just learn to love uourself big guy
Phychedelic thread? >>674552969
Roll
>>674552955
Read what the other guy said lol I swear you're under 18
>>674552763
different person, i was talking to a guy
>>674552955
>kid who doesn't lift detected
Not that anon you just replied to btw
Get some real muscle though. You won't look as dumb posting your skelly abs
>>674552790
that is a really beautiful pussy anon-chan
>>674552790
wud def eat. thx n bye
>>674553028
u ok anon?
>>674552592
I have not shaved in a few days, so nah.
It would look like shit and I aint risking that.
>>674549091
tits or gtfo
Some hot boi pussy in this thread my bros and I would love to bang
>>674553044
Nice b8 m8
I'm happy with myself lifting 6 times a week. Went from scrawny fag to decent build not as fag
Weighed 170 when I started and I'm about to hit 200
Old pic but just got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday
>>674553028
That made me so hard
Im legit easy the biggest guy here lmao
Pls eat anons you all look 50kgs or less
>>674553156
look at that faggots face for fucks sake. that halfway smile smirk shit hes pulling off pisses me the fuck off. and the vneck as well. holy shit i just want to stab him repeatedley in the fucking eye with fucking toothpicks while o burn his flesh off
Fucboi here
>>674553307
Meh I'll cum in your mouth I guess
>>674553307
You seem alright, just have big ass eyebrows but I won't judge you super hard. You seem like you'll get friend zoned a lot in the future
>>674553369
youd make a good trap
>>674553250
Lmao about to hit 90kg you are beta tier
>>674553369
I'll do everything your moms boyfriend/uncle did to you when you were younger
>>674553307
Build wall, Paco
>>674553435
Post pic anon
>>674553348
idk, i think he's hot but looks a bit douchey
>>674553435
Maybe to some I guess. I'm still thrilled about what my hard work is doing for me. I'm eating healthier and drinking a lot less
Can only go up from here
>>674553541
REEEEEEE FUCKING SIDEWAYS
KILL YOURSELF
>>674553541
cobain reborn/10
>>674553531
kill yourself
>>674553406
Old pic, Got eyebrows waxed. Thanks though guy
>>674553541
Seem chill as long as you don't try any gay shit (which you look like you will) if you were to stay the night at a friends house
Most recent one on my tablet. This was from about a month ago.
>>674553156
die in a hole
>>674553345
i would rip your arms off and beat your steroid head in with them faggot-kun
>>674553666
Drug dealer/10
>>674553641
Much better, you'll be fine with the ladies if you just have a lot of confidence
>>674553666
Procreate only with white women, please. Keep the Aryan race alive.
>>674553716
* only fatties, shit tier chinks, black women with kids to support and Mexicans
>>674553666
Hey there Satan.
You look like someone my ex would have cheated on me with
>>674553666
Hail satan
>>674553431
A better compliment has yet to be devised
>>674548405
Hot ;)
>>674553666
You /neonazi/ fam?
>>674553815
You have a face that just says "friend zone me"
>>674553820
>>674553834
Never gotten the Satan from one of these. So far just Jesus
>>674553345
>>674549276 looks bigger tbh
>>674553797
Fuck blacks and dirty wetbacks.
I'm more white than brown but my dad's dad is a dirty fucking wetback and trashed the blood line.
>>674551817
Yeah mainly doing c# at uni and teaching myself python. Java earlier on.
>>674551852
Yeah dude it's a headfuck to start but once you Lear the syntax everything kinda falls into place abit more
>>674553864
Can you bendover so I can see your ass and dick? Spread you cheeks as well and close your legs so your dick is secured please.
>>674553952
Sorry but your face is the type white women avoid if they have options so you're stuck with fatties
>>674553895
Nah fam. Would be clean shaven, buzz cut and no lip ring.
>>674553219
:( any old pictures?
>>674553922
My what a change, this is better anyway
>>674553952
White girls are the right girls
>>674553369
very nice, post genitals
>>674554054
Exactly.
>>674551957
You seemed to have missed gym day
>>674554026
I gotta ceiling fan and some rope somewhere around here
>>674553864
pls post nudes
>>674554124
Just act kinda douchey and white girls are a piece of cake. Most like to be treated like shit a little and picked back up
>>674553922
You got trips
666
>satan
>>674554257
Holy fucking fuck. Didn't even realize.
>>674554333
Did you fuckin seriously get 2 trips in the same thread
>>674554333
Glad to help out
Also I think you are Jesus
Trips Jesus
>>674554470
With this luck I should go buy a scratch off or some shit.
