Is there a better feeling for a male than ejaculating into womans body?
when u are butthurt
>inb4 OP is a FAG
Yes
>heroin
>>674541166
Saving energy and getting really drunk and stoned instead.
>>674541166
yes, blacking out on cheap vodka
>>674541916
this, except not the conjured up black tar variety
oxycodone, my friends. oxycodone.
>>674541166
No but only if she's pretty. Otherwise it's just shame.
>>674541166
Yes.
Scratching athlete's foot.
Especially after not scratching all day.
I used to hold a butter knife to the stove burner and burn the fuck out of my athletes foot. Absolutely euphoric. My friends dad agrees, athletes foot is better than most sexual encounters. Would love to get that fungus again.
>>674541166
Yes
ejaculating on her face
>>674543915
Itching your butthole especially in the taint area.
Yes, ejaculating into a girl you've known since you were a kid, bonus points if an old crush/bitch
>>674541166
Having her rim you whilst her boyfriend sucks your cock - and somehow I'm the submissive one.
>>674541166
taking a big shit and then itching a big hemorrhoid with the toilet paper until it pops and starts bleeding
>the fucking best
Opening a new video game and smelling the plastic.
>>674544482
It's ok. You can say "mom". We won't judge you...
>>674544567
Yes. Or opening the box with my new katana.
>>674541997
Just snorted 2 oxy!
>>674544580
Yes. Ejaculating on her face while she tongues your cockhead
>>674541166
I can't tell.
>>674543915
>>674544673
i'm so jelly, haven't had any in years, though i haven't really tried to get it either. gonna reach a breaking point pretty quick here
>>674544830
Lol thats sad as fuck bro try and be a decent human
>>674541166
I love cumming in pussy, there's 2 things that a slightly better.
1) cumming in a girls mouth and she literally sucks the cum fron your dick
2) male squirting, I've only done it once and dude it was the most intense long lasting orgasms ice ever had, it gave the relief of peeing while cumming AND THEN SOME. I wany sure what had happened to me.
Squirt ain't piss though
>>674541166
It really is fucking glorious.
>>674541166
>that first bite of pizza at just the right temperature
>when you feel that distinct tug on your line and set the hook just right
>>674544948
You pissed. Mystery solved
>>674544830
I don't know what it is a like about it, I don't really get "high" your could say, off of it. It just calms me The fuck down helps me emotionally stabalize. The most I've done was 6.... kinda want to snort one more.
Getting rid of the annoying bitch you used to cum into.
>>674545071
cause it's fuckin incredible dude, closet to god you can possibly get.
i always liked swallowing a shitton of pills better than snorting it, would be floating in a peaceful cloud for 12+ hours, hell even a whole day if you redose up at the right time
fuckin expensive habit though dude, i hear they got clinics in Florida where you can buy in huge bulk for dirt cheap. probably a trip worth taking.
Sneezing and farting at the same time
>>674545032
Regardless, it was the most physical pleasurable moment in my sexual life. To bad it came from an ugly slut... Dat ass though
When your lips finally brush hers after trying for so long.
God I love fishing.
>>674541166
ejaculating into a dolphin
>>674545320
What really? I've never felt anything like that from oxy. I've gotten super fucked up from robo tripping, then I took this legal ecstacy pill from a smoke shop and that felt amazing. When I did molly and real ecStacy I didn't feel shit from it. Idk but my body Doesnt get much from pills. Even weed edibles don't get me fucked up.
IMO the novelty of cumming in a girl wears out over time, faster with more frequent sex. its just another part of sex, nothing special. the 1st few times with a new girl is pretty nice though. i cum in my gf everyday almost, the longer i go without having sex with her also makes it better when i do, even just a few days
Cumming in a girls mouth is pretty amazing. The best feeling in the world is without a doubt having sex whilst on Molly. It will blow your fucking mind.
>>674545686
/thread
The best feeling is waiting until after marriage for sex, then having it once in the missionary position while praying for forgiveness. Then shitting out a new Catho whore.
>>674545801
this.
And sex on acid. I always had problems keeping it up on acid but if you can it's the fucking nuts
>>674541166
Meditating for oxytocin release, and fulfilling a career and life path.
>>674545700
I fucking hate weed edibles wasted $40 on half a sheet of brownies barely stoned even after smoking a blunt beforehand
>>674546307
this nigga..... this nigga...... he got it
>>674541166
heroin
On a list of the greatest things on earth, I'd say it's pissing, cumming, and shitting.
>>674546979
also sleep/dreams for me
i was going to say nutting while throating her, but thats still into her body
mushrooms
mushrooms
mushrooms
mushrooms
>>674541166
only if "women" is defined as all inclusive for all females and males regardless of age, race, etc.
>>674546236
I had to smoke some weed while in acid to feel my body again and get the erection. That shit was so fucking mental. After that we fucked under the stars and we were another constellation.
>>674546979
And eating fast-food
>>674541166
Ejaculating into a child's vagina.
imo is only best if rape is involved
>>674541166
Ejaculating onto a woman's corpse.
rollerino
>>674541166
sex is overrated as fuck. All the bitches i've fucked and i can't feel shit on my dick. I don't get it, my hand feels better actually.
>>674548888
You're just useless in bed, mate.
>>674548888
>i can't feel shit on my dick
Wat? Go see a doctor.
>>674548888
If women dont do it for you, you might be gay
Have you tried fucking men?
>>674541166
Paying with your debit card and it saying "Approved"
>>674545032
oh fuck. imagining having a third arm and doing both of these things at the same type holy shit
>>674547607
>>674545686
>>674545801
Ejaculating into a dolphin calf while on molly
Huge dose of nitrous whilst candy flipping /thread