okay /b/ who on here remembers the old rules of /b/? Seriously I'm genuinely curious, I heard about 4chan in like 2009 but I never went on until recently because the only rules I knew about were: Rule1 don't talk about /b/ (which the guy that told me broke) Rule34 if it exists theres a porn of it. and Rule # ? Tits or get the fuck out. I didn't go on because I was like I have tits, and I don't want to show them or get the fuck out, maybe this isn't a place where I belong, but then recently I've realized that I don't fucking care what people tell me or think, and I decided to finally check it out. I was disappointed though, that all the original rules on /b/ that I had been curious about for years were gone. So Old fags...care to share? What were the old rules? Or will you just respond with tits or gtfo, and what does that even mean? If I show you my tits, am I good to go, or what?
tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
>>674540515
That's rules 1 and 2.
Google rules of the Internet
Kthxbye
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674540515
tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
C'mon OP post the whole gif next time
>>674540515
>Tits or get the fuck out.
invoked if female mentions she's female FOR ATTENTION.
If a female mentions that she's female because it is GERMANE TO THE THREAD, no Tits or GTFO.
>>674541364
how old are you for using the word "germane" ? Had to google that word.
Also OP show tits or gtfo
Okay
>>674541497
I did lol ^^ bouncing ones
>>674541269
what's the whole gif, I don't remember where I got this picture
>>674542158
That gif I posted dumbass
>>674541364
hmm okay makes sense, I didn't mention I was female to get attention though, I mentioned it because its the reason I didn't go on /b/ for a long time, because I thought it would be hostile towards women, but now I just laugh and cause I don't give a fuck.
>>674540515
Rule #1: Lurk moar.
Reduced the number of shit-tier posters. Really made the difference between 4chan and everyone else.
>>674542343
oh haha, I didn't click on it my bad
>>674540515
2007 oldfag here
I miss advice dog the most, shit killed me more than anything now
>>674542492
lurk moar?
>>674542535
what's advice dog?
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>>674542092
birds are not tits , you bitch . Show timestamped tits.
We can make this a cosy talk if you like , but you've gotta show tits and not those stupid birds.
>>674542535
More than bachelor frog?
>>674542611
lol Tits are a type of bird, it's a pun
>>674542498
faggot
>>674542535
also faggot
Bitch has to post tits first.
>>674540515
Not trolling. Do you have a learning disability?
>>674542684
whose bachelor frog?
>>674542703
fuck your puns , instead of making puns , make sandwiches.
>>674542733
Hmm I guess you could say yes, I have ADD. Why do you ask?
>>674542775
mmm a sandwich sounds good maybe I'll go make myself one
>>674542611
> Birds
Do you not know what bird a tit is?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29
>>674542703
It's not a pun it's a malapropism
>>674542922
no , but i don't care that much for birds , i only like the fried ,with chips and salad.
So why no tits , boobies , breasts ? The two fat lumps with the nipples on
>>674542922
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29
thanks
>>674542851
Something about your sentence structure just gave me a feeling. Don't get me wrong you didn't make any big mistakes or anything more of how you phrased your thoughts
>>674542991
>malapropism
But I meant to do it, so doesn't that make it a pun?
allright you faggot OP , since you ain't showing tits , i'm gonna get myself a very nice fresh delicious sandwich from the sandwichlady further down the street.
She might just show her tits without even me asking for it;
I really do remember "the rules"
I have the original copy saved on a laptop that I'm waiting to get a screen for because I punched and broke it
But there was a time before all these mlg youtube fags found this place that rules 1 and 2 were encouraged and followed
Everything was blamed on ebaumsworld
Now faggots think this place is so cool and come here to shitpost and show all their friends who in return show THEIR friends..
It's a cycle of summerfags that won't be broken until we implement the rules again
>>674543099
this, (assuming this thread isn't b8)
>>674542535
courage wolf and insanity wolf, good times m8
the times we closed the pool
the amount of times /x/ had to put up with us
back when we were hated for saying and doing everything that people wanted to do, but were scared of what others would think
i dont even know why i come here anymore, its all fucking bananas, facebook+twitter+tumblre and traps.
>>674543291
So I wasn't the only one who thought this. It was either that or she was underage b&
>>674543181
You missed the joke
>>674543486
To be fair it was at your expense
>>674543337
07fag here
I was underage b&
But you guys raised me
fbf, courage wolf, battletoads, the poole
I was in moot threads and even the original "dun goofd" thread
I don't want a medal or a pat on the back
>>674543004
thanks anon person, now I know,
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>>674540822
And to all you guys, I would show you my tits, but I have a boyfriend and I work with kids so I'm not going to, but maybe if I ever become a stripper, you all can come find me.
>>674541028
To this guy, is this to me, cause what, this is creepy?
>>674543291
It wasn't bait, well, the tits or gtfo part kinda was, but only because no one responded to my original post simply asking about the rules earlier.
>>674541269
God I know I've seen her before, who dis?
She makes me diamond
>>674543004
>lion/car
Oh shit i forgot about that one. That one is fooking old.
>>674543291
I am genuinely curious about the history for /b/.
>>674543248
Someone said the rules ended when Moot (Mute?), the creator, left.
>>674543711
Ok that's it this either bait or you have a far more severe mental handicap than you let on.
>>674543436
neither, this was fun though
>>674544161
It can't be neither you said earlier you had add that makes it the first one
>>674544116
lol I'm just havin fun at this point
>>674544304
So yea bait called awhile ago faggot
>>674544241
oh haha yeah I just meant that it wasn't pure bait and I'm not underage.
>>674543544
what that I should have posted my own tits, that it was a mistake?
>>674544370
Mentioning that I might become a stripper, while factual, yeah, it's bait, the original post was not though.
>>674542553
Lurk moar.
>>674542492
This.
>>674540515
rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids
>>674545088
I see, is that directed towards this post?
>>674541364
Faggot 12 year old alert alert
>>674545211
hmm
>>674542492
This lurk a fucking year to post
Even though this is bait I hope other people read this
>>674540515
Also tits or gtfo was different originally.
Its anonymous so there is no reason to reveal your gender unless its relevant.
Tits or gtfo was for.girls.who were saying they were girls when it was an obvious attention grab or attempt for special treatment.
Ill give you a prime example of this.
Your post could have said "what are the rules of the internet" your post actually said: "im a girl im a girl im a girl. Im a girl im a girl rules of b what are they im a girl.
Im a girl so i show my tits im a girl?"
So?
>>674543337
>>674543623
This. Miss those days man.
Although I generally don't stay on my computer all the time now
what's the definition of bait, doing something just to get a reaction? Cause that wasn't the case with this post originally.
>>674545628
yeah I see what you mean, but no one paid attention until I did that so...
Alright, I think this thread is done.
>>674545866
Which is precisely what the rule is for, it's a shame so many people would ignore it and give your baiting ass what you wanted.
>Scrolling through this thread and not seeing one pair of breast but all of you this feeding into the bait
You're all failures every last one of you....
>>674547602
I mean I just wish people had posted on my original post that didn't have any bait in it, it was that same post but without the tits or gtfo part, and no one paid attention so the thread died, so I added the bait and ya'll paid attention. I never wanted to bait anyone, I genuinely was curious about the old rules of /b/ or the internet or whatnot.
>>674547960
hahaha tis true
>>674548024
listen faggot.
you baited. im leaving
>>674548024
"Old"
>>674540515
Lol newfag still think he can access deep /b with System32 installed hahahahha delete that shit if you wanna hang with old fags
>>674543870
Emilia Clarke
Diamond, indeed, anon.
>>674548325
lol fuck you and I thought it was 42, but either way haha I'm not gonna do that
>>674548221
they're not up at least on /b/ anymore so that's why I called them old.