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Hey /b/. Living in Colorado, it's snowing pretty hard here.

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Hey /b/. Living in Colorado, it's snowing pretty hard here. Went out on a walk outside to smoke weed away from my roommate, and on the way back I found an iPhone 6s in the snow, basically frozen onto the ground.

Pretty sure it's dead, it got pretty wet. Haven't turned it on yet, maybe it's not dead and I don't want to guarantee that it's broken (heard that was bad for it).

Anyways, if it is broken, how would I go about selling it, and how much do you think it would be worth?
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leave in rice over night just to be safe
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>>674530884
Don't have rice, also can't really go buy any.
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>>674530755
Actually you aught power up the thing and see if it has contact data on it, if it does return it to the poor slob who lost it. If there's no lock screen, review the phone for everything it has and then return it.... ;)
If there's no contact data on the lock screen, what else would you do?
Google "lost password iphone reset" and then go through a full reset, zeroing the phone, then sell it on Craigslist.
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Also guess I should mention that I took the picture with my currently breaking iPhone 5s
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>>674530755
The rice trick works, the phone is worth more than a bag of cheap rice, don't be a lazy jackass, go get some rice. Dry it out, then sell the thing.
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>>674531319
Haha yeah no. I'm selling it or using for myself. Sorry to break it to you, but I'm not a "good human being". The only reason I found it was cause I wanted to get high, so I guess this is my bonus.
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>>674531459
most stores are closed early from storm. Not a matter of lazy, I don't have a car so can't travel far... or money (ACTUALLY only have $3 and a bit of change) so I can't get a cab or uber.
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Currently have the thing wrapped in a towel between my legs.
I guess I also forgot to mention that it was in a phone case (which I took it out of) by INCIPIO. So I guess I can sell/use that too.
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>>674531846
you live in the mountain towns or what? we're getting less than 3 inches right now in denver.
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The thing is why someone drops an iphone s6 maybe he lost it so he could traced it back

I think your into something big

But it could be also just my autism
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>>674532299
Boulder. It's getting heavy in parts. Going a bit slower right now, but I don't know if that's going to change.
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>>674532504
kek but why? you went full autist on that one
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>>674532504
Yeah, certified autism. Just did a full check on that post... and yup, that was retarded.
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If it's passcode or icloud locked, forget about selling it. If not, be sure the erase its data ASAP, they may have phone tracker software.
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>>674532168
Good call on the towel. Just do that for a couple more minutes and update on it later.
Bumping for interest
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>>674532989
how do I erase the data?
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You can charge it by using the microwave too. Just an fyi.
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>>674533434
Yeah, thanks. I'll totally do that
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Nice thing about posting this on 4chan, I have a timestamp. Didn't think of that beforehand, but it's a nice added bonus.
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Where you stay at op. I do tech super, I'll stop by and help you.
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>>674533879
Nice. When are you gonna check on it?
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>>674533996
Aaaaaaand I'm successfully sketched out. Proof of that before I give out my address? haha
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>>674532504
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>>674533733
And I got dubs on that. So do it faggot.
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>>674534039
probably in like 15 more minutes
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>>674534279

Im watching it now for 2minutes and im miss the "Chingching" when he catches the rings :(
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Checked craigslist lost+found for boulder. KEKZILLA

OP get reward money
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>>674534224
Don't be a faggot, just give me the general area and we can meet at the nearest 7-11.maybe I'll stuck your dick in the car. You by the DTC?
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>>674534587
Nah, not the one. Pretty damn far from that park. You're onto something though. If I can't find a better use for this thing I'll return it like that.
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>>674531594
You're a real piece of shit.
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>>674534778
tempting af. I'll think about it.
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>>674534715
^oops. Meant to aim this ^ at you^
>>674534715
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>>674535127
>>674534715
Oh god I'm retarded you get what I fucking mean.
I'll think about it until I check if it's working.
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>>674535127
god damn you really fucked that up.
>stuck your dick
>"at you" with the same link
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So what's up with you guys? I'm just waiting here for a couple minutes before I check on the phone.
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>>674535730
down here in denver chillin. trying to find a sweet vr app. i bought a google cardboard headset and kind of forgot about it but now they're finally releasing content so i need to catch up. how was the smoke sech?
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>>674535730
Snow happened, thought about going out to drink green beer, got rekd by autism and just drove around.
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>>674535934
Sounds about right. Find any good apps yet?
Smoke sesh was great. I fucking love looking at snow when I'm high.

>>674535964
Sounds fun. But does that mean that you did NOT drink the green beer? I'm mildly disappointed.
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Gonna try and turn it on now. Fingers crossed /b/ros
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>>674536366
it's incredibly peaceful, i love it too. i found a free one for taking pics in vr. i hike 14ers a lot so it'll be sweet to have vr pics atop one of those. some game called hardcode too. seems neat but who knows haha
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>>674536366
you know a ryan may by chance?
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IT FUCKING TURNED ON HOW DO I DELETE THE FUCKING DATA????
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OMG there's no passcode
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GUYS HOLY SHIT
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>>674536993
OK, calm down. Step one:

Look for nudes, and then save them.

Two: find Facebook and Twitter and ruin their life.

Three: bank info, you know what to do.

4: Factory reset and take to provider to get it hooked up.
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>>674536959
looks like some idiot just dropped a phone with no password protection.
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>>674537289
Thank you. You're the best.
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Goin through photos, nothing too interesting yet.
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>>674537402
>>674537402
Don't get all faggy on me now.
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>>674537907
I said I was considering letting a dude pick me up and suck my dick earlier, I don't think I just started being faggy.
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>>674537906
Post something, like a picture of their mom, or their dog.
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>>674538037
>stuck your dick
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>>674538037
That was me, fag.
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>>674538138
>stuck your dick in car
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>>674538098
Sounds good. Got all the photos on my computer. Should I clear its data now?
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>>674538173
Ah, nice. Glad to see you're still here. Would still gladly get my dick stucked
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>>674538227
Nothing else you want? Go to the browser and see what websites they frequent most often.
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>>674538227
Found any nudes?
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>>674538396
hot damn.
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>>674538396
Nice idea, here's him
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>>674538471
No nudes. Checked whole phone.
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>>674530755
It's literally a useless glass brick. Just toss it in the garbage or smash it for shits and giggles.
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>>674538647
seems like a pretty typical boulder human being
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>>674538792
god damn you are such a faggot.
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>>674538704
Did you also searched facebook, snapchat, etc.
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>>674538536
What? Why waste an opportunity.

>>674538647
Typical Boulder fag.

See if they belong to any membership sites (porn, etc.) and steal/change the password.

Go to their email, take their work info.

See if you can get their Netflix switched to your own use.
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Oh my god search history. "are jews circumsized" jesus christ
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All of his history is him looking for shitty memes. Fucking dying.
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>>674538974
Go check their Google Drive. They might be a student and have their homework on "the cloud." Delete all that shit. Text their 5 most recent texts if they can bail you out and give them the address of the nearest police station.
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>>674538935
no, not an opportunity wasted at all. i was just exclaiming my excitement
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>>674539261
yup yup
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>>674539261
Everything is recoverable on google drive you stupid shit.
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>>674539261
this guy. not your first rodeo i assume?
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>>674539261
Your second idea is almost good though. Ask for nudes to all contacts.
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>>674539432
no. no, it's not.
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>>674530755
if i were you, i'd leave it drying for about 3-4 day just to be sure...
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>>674539632
Yes it is. Look at activity and you can always revert from there since deletes are loged.
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Looking through texts, yeah, he was drunk as fuck. I don't think he'll be checking for his phone any time soon.
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>>674539717
Already turned it on. Checking texts and emails rn
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>>674539717
He opened it, read the replies cunt
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>>674539503
Depends on what you mean, there's much fun to be had with someone else's phone.

>>674539792
You can change how many edits it saves.
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>>674539942
Then I shall search for that setting. Thanks anon. Sorry for tge "stupid shit" and everything.
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>>674539792
you can "remove" an item which puts it in your trash. seems deleted.
you can also delete forever said item in your trash so it's off of your drive completely
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>>674540202
this. it's an option within the trash folder. seems retarded and i didn't realize it until my shit was full. couldn't understand why until i realized my trash was just hoarding "removed" shit and not actually deleting it
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Alright. His name is Tate. He's texting this chick named Lindsay a lot. Ask for nudes?
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>>674539794
Do they fucks with Snapchat?

Do they have a picture of their dog? I'm still interested in their dog.
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>>674539942
i didn't much else at all. seems like you've done this before.
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>>674540398
Most certainly. Does his Facebook have a Lindsay?
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>>674540454
What does it matter?
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>>674540398
Actually ask for nudes on all contacts. You never know.
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it doesn't. it was just a filler thing that people say when instances like these occur. why do you keep responding?
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I'll buy it op
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OH FUCK I MIGHT NEED TO ABORT
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>>674541433
why? incoming call?
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Alright. Treaded too closely. Ended up texting a friend that was with the guy so now I have to reset it. He was asking me to get him his phone back.
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>>674530755
where in colorado?
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Took pics of conversations and stuff. Got it on airplane mode now so he can't track or call it. How do I clear the data?
I already tried in settings, but I need his iCloud password. Fucking cucks at Apple making this shit so hard.
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>>674541644
you're a dubs wizard itt
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How do I get the songs off an iPhone? I have iTunes open on my macbook and I'm connected to the phone.
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>>674541746
Holy shit I am OH MY GOD MY NEWEST ONE IS DUBS TOOO
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>>674541811
get an android
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>>674541844
top kek
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What part of Colorado?
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>>674542000
he already said. boulder ya trips havin fuck. you?
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>>674542000
Also, must answer because of my trips.
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>>674541880
Yeah thanks, that doesn't really fucking help though does it?
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>>674542040
Just chimed in and don't read to far in, my bad, faggot.
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Backing up the phone onto my computer and taking the songs. What do after that guys?
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>>674542136
Hey. Don't call my obviously faggy friend a faggot
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>>674542062
>>674542136
god damn you're such a faggot. are all coloradans like this?
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>>674542275
Not ALL of them, but yeah, most.
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>>674542186
post, in your opinion, the gayest song he has on his itunes
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Anybody know how to get the password off of an iCloud account? Need to authorize my computer if I want to get the songs/payed apps because why not?
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>>674542386
Got a few. "Me and the Rythm" and "The Heart Wants What it Wants" by Selena Gomez, all of Ariana Grande's newest album, and "Crazy in Love" by Beyoncé.
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>>674538704
Consider using disk digger
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>>674542706
Will try and remember that. Safe from calls/searches now cause it's on airplane mode, don't have to clear it yet.
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>>674542275
>>674542351
Hush little babbies, I was lazy and didn't read, get over yourselves, faggots, and move on.
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Got some fucking gold I posted on his Facebook before going to airplane mode.
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>>674542907
yeah that's my question. are all coloradans that lazy and can't read?
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>>674542275
Anyway! 970 fag checking in. Do you attend CU Boulder by any chance?
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>>674543081
kek, apparently
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>>674543106
Yup. So does Tate, let's hope I don't end up changing that.
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>>674543081
Oh I'm so sorry, anon! I didn't read 80 other replied posts where 90% of them were meaningless before asking the question! Please forgive me, all of us Coloradoans are retarded because I didn't read those replies. God you're stupid.
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>>674543106
i don't live in colorado. jesus christ you fucks are retarded. learn how to read!
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Oh yeah, also a few dumb pics from his phone. Avoided his screenshots.
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Put it in a bowl of rice overnight.
Once you think it's dry, plug it in and see if it has a passcode. If it does, you're either a master hacker or fucked.
If not, then sell it on eBay for like $100.
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>>674543300
Nice dubs but fuck off he clearly wasn't talking to only you.
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>>674543396
kek, you almost had me there.
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He has like 5 other pics exactly like this one, but I can NOT tell what the fuck is going on.
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>>674530755
if it's requesting an icloud password even if you wipe it you will be asked for the password on set up, gg nice brick
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This is either him or his friend, either way pretty fucking gay to have on his phone.
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>>674543396
>>674543439
same dude here. my bad. i've been drinking.
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I have mutual friends with this faggot, my god
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>>674531594
You're a nigger aren't you?
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Isn't Tate a fucking chick's account? I just looked it up, Def a fem.
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OP IS GONNA SELL FOR WEED
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>>674543548
looks like a night at applebee's where one person decides to buy a slappy sticky hand from the .25 cent container fun machine before you leave. came home and this happened after a few hours or probably less
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>>674543597
Holy shit. Have I been fucking retareded this entire time?
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>>674543580
Actually pretty white. I DO play basketball a lot, so I guess I spend a LOT of time around them.
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>>674543689
You my faggy friend, very well might have been.
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>>674543536
Thinking I can manage to get that. Would be fucking amazing.
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i found this iphone 4 in a park when i was 16. I'm 20 now and still using it. Right on, OP
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>>674543659
YUP. I am completely broke and this will make me very happy.
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>>674543779
would be worth a try for sure, used to work for apple, amount of people sold phones that were stolen and couldn't use them due to an icloud password was brilliant
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Boulderfag OP?
It's been snowing all day
I will fight you right now for the phone. bring a buddy to document it for /b/
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Lol. My friend found an Iphone 5 and he erased the shit and used it himself. He got cought by the police, had to go to court for theft. It has gps locator. You better be careful fag.
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>>674543850
OK, so. Who is actually the guy.

Why is Tate logged into Facebook on their phone.

How much are you going to hold it ransom for?

Do you still want your dick stucked in my car?
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>>674543562
Oh my god. Help me out bro! Could you friend request/find parents or her information to help with answering AppleID questions?
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Phone owner is a chick you guys. OP misses out on the secks.
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>>674544006
Fuck off, phone's mine m8.
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>OP tries to sell stolen phone
>gets backtracked by 10 frat bros
>gets put in the hospital
>makes a thread about how much pain meds he should take to OD
If you only have $3 living in colorado you are NOT going to make it far and shouldn't be trying to sell stolen phones
Maybe find the owner and hope you get some karma
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>>674544111
What do you need answered?
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unrelated, but hows CO? Worth moving to? Me and some friends are considering moving from AZ to estes or boulder.
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>>674544084
I'm actually trying to get iCloud password now. I might be able to use this thing fuck yeah.
And that's a definite maybe to getting my dick stucked. Are you good looking? Hate to be the asshole that asks that, but also don't wanna make it super awkward when I get there.
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>>674544401
Go away, whiteknight fag, he's in too deep already, let the men talk business, for it is past your bedtime.
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>>674544436
Super duper crowded and full of transplants. I don't mind, but people in general hate them. It's very expensive and the crowd is nothing better than any other city/state .

Very pretty tough .
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>>674544415
First her/her parents' birthdays. Don't know who actually made the account.
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>>674544401
>karma
fuck off, Earl
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>>674544436
Not OP
Lived in Estes for a year and a half
My name would mean something to anyone you met
Not worth it at all
Typical local bullshit
6 girls that 60 dudes are trying to sleep with
Boulder is the way to go
DO NOT ignore this advice you will not like it up there
get a place in boulder and go up to estes to visit
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>>674544579
Protip: Stay near boulder/broomfield or the mountains to avoid the mexicans.
There are cheap places to live in those areas. They're kinda shitty but the locations are awesome.
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>>674531114

Just leave it on the table and point a fan at it all night to help dry it off.
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>>674544596
does it state mums or dads?
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>>674544463
>when I get there
Thought you didn't have a car, fag.
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>>674544726
Nah, I have no clue who made it. They assume that you know your own fucking name and birthdate. Assholes
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>>674544726
Shit nvmd. Mother. Deborah Lundgren
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>>674544707
jesus christ. read.
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>>674544596
actually the reset link will go to her email
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>>674544791
when *you get *here
don't forget I'm high and tired, dunt be mean pls
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>>674544847
Yeah, but I can just answer these questions so I don't have to send a reset email to her mom.
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>>674544834
No Deborah Lundgren in the friends. Check the contacts.

>>674544896
Imma need pics first fag.
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/deborah-lundgren-62209839
This is the mom's linkedin. Anybody got an account they can use to look at it? Still need birthdate.
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>>674545144
Yeah, don't think the mom has a facebook, dammit.
Also not sure if I wanna put my face on a thread about stealing someone's absurdly expensive phone.
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>>674542996

My Sides are takin a trip to mars
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>>674545295
Just checked, no DOB on LinkedIn.
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>>674545376
Search preschools in the area for her. Use that to find more info on her
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>>674545376
FUCKING HELL, almost through with making my own account too XD
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You're in Boulder? Fucking hate these people...
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>>674545508
Check here: http://voters.findthedata.com/d/b/Deborah-Lundgren

First one seems likely, then look for matching contacts in the votes at same address section.
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>>674545479
This might take a while
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>>674545893
>http://voters.findthedata.com/d/b/Deborah-Lundgren
Well that site is fucking terrifying
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>>674545959
SHIT, you need to buy an account??>>674545893
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>>674545959
That is fucking some hate starti shit right there smh tbh fam
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>>674546166
What kind of shit?
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Holy shit, should I briefly take the phone off airplane mode later and text the mom to ask for her DOB?
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>>674546377
We found her dob already
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>>674546576
Did we???? I'm OP and don't remember this development. Be a bud and point me in the direction of this information?
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>>674546377
You should briefly say hey i found your daughters phone but I'm so creepy that I wanted to see if she had nudes but I'm not competent enough so I want to make sure I don't screw anyone over and get them back their personal property like I would expect them to do for me
>not whiteknight
>just realisttic
It's a piece of electric shit if you decide to keep it
>don't
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>>674542996
So now he knows that his phone is being used, and can easily find you. Good one you retarded cunt.

>Hurr do u even know wut airplane mode is bro calm down

You're far too stupid to carry out a plan like this. I'm going to laugh at you getting caught.
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>>674546377
Where?

>>674546676
You might have luck here: http://www.spokeo.com/Deborah-Lundgren/California/San-Francisco_Oakland_San-Jose_Metro
there's a match with known relatives of Tate Lundgren.
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>>674531594
I guess your super bonus will be when you get GPS tracked, and the owner calls the police with your location.
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>>674546732
>not whiteknight
Yeah you are faggot
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text his mom dick pics you stupid bastard
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>>674546817
Still airplane mode faggot. Stop being retarded.
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Where did all these white knight faggots come from??? We were having such a nice thread for a while here.
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>>674546816
Literally don't have enough money to see that info.
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>>674546838
It's been answered that OP is not going to get in the phone
aka the phone is going to be rendered useless
aka anyone that buys it and tries to activate it for their child for whatever special event is going to prove useless
aka OP is going to be rightfully hunted down for trying to profit from something that was never and will never be his
aka OP is a nigger
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Not gonna lie, I'm kinda looking to get my dick stucked
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>>674547144
Yeah, listen faggot. You obviously didn't read.
>OP is not going to get in the phone
OP already got in the phone, OP has all her photos and contacts, and OP hates your jew loving soul with all his fucking will.
Now get out edgelord.
Pic related, probably you tbh
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>>674547212
Pics for dicks (stucking). I'll pay for you to access the site if you stuck me off back.

>>674547278
That's just birth year, faggot, we need day /month.
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>>674547278
Already saw that. That's her voter registration date, not her DOB
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>>674547415
On it for pics, and will probably suck back.
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Bump for stupid here
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>>674547415
Still OP, same paper as in the original pic
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>>674547404
what happens when it's deactivated tomorrow?
It must be edgy to keep someone out of court for theft
>can OP afford better representation than a boulderites mom?
protip: no
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>>674547913
they cannot trace it if it doesn't connect to the internet. Stop being a faggot. Or should I just finish the job and put it in water to kill it?
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>>674547845
Gay
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>>674548088
Yeah pretty much
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>>674547845
wait, is this you OP or is this tate?
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>>674548199
OP
Tate's a chick
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>>674534224
>sketched out?
Holy fuck you're a loser. You should have been aborted.
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>>674548064
>they cannot trace it if it doesn't connect to the internet

Find my iPhone shows the last known location and the phone has been connected to the internet. If that isn't stupid enough, he posted on the guy's Facebook account and has now posted a picture of his face online saying he stole the phone.
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>>674548261
wow, what a self-incriminating dumbfuck.
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>>674548399
I really shouldn't have gotten high again jesus christ
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>>674548399
Kek

>But I'm not a nice guy like you maaaaan

Like that's an excuse for getting caught
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>>674548500
Weed doesn't make you this stupid, you're just a dumb person.

Enjoy prison.
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It looks like you've lost everyone OP. Way to be a faggot.
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>>674547845
Cute, did you try to delete everything like it says on the Apple support page for selling the phone?
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>>674548591
not true, but I am also tired
Not enough info to incriminate
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>>674548672
LOOK AT HOW MANY WERE ME
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>>674548672
Sign someone is getting their dick stucked.
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>>674548799
Wut
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Even completely bricked iphones go over $100, I'm not sure with water damage but you'd be able to get something.
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>>674548799
Fucking dubs
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>>674548881
not water damaged I don't think, works perfectly fine
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>>674548762
Hope so m8
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>>674547845
Hahaha, you fucking idiot. Enjoy getting caught.
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>>674547845
have you got an iphone before, or are you just fucking with us with your apple earpods?
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>>674547845
>OP might get caught because he wants a guy to suck his dick
OP truly is a faggot.
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Put it in recovery mode, data's all gone
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>>674530755
Probebly fine, dry it completly before turning it on
The phone may stop working while cold, but once heats up abit it should be fine again
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>>674549232
Never denied that,
>might get caught
Yeah, off a grainy pic. Sure
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>>674549258
>screenshot 4chan post
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>>674549360
What?
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>>674549217
Yeah, already mentioned earlier I have a 5s
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>>674548919
No he's saying you should throw it in the toilet and then sell it for 100 dollars as a brick.

That'll get you a nice amount of haze.
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>>674549540
I just cleared all the data though, think I could sell it functioning for even more?
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>>674542136
>doesn't read
>calls others faggots
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>>674549677
Destroyed him with dubs. Nice.
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>>674549677
Shut up, faggot.

>>674549612
Maybe, just look for a shady place that buys/sells refurbished phones. Also, you got a dick pic?
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>>674549612
No they know your location since the Apple software shows the last known gps coordinates, and you already went online using the phone. You have to dip it in water and sell it on Craigslist and some techie will buy it and repair it.
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>>674549782
Good plan. And maybe. I still haven't seen any pics of you or any proof that you're even close to me lol
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>>674549782
>asks for dick pic
>calls others faggots
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>>674549905
GPS is only accurate to within 20 feet or something, and I was indoors, and I'm in a multifloored building, I wish apple the best of luck in finding a single stolen iPhone that was online for 20 minutes. Think about how paranoid you are, and I was the one smoking weed, smh
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>>674549913
Just send me your address and I'll screencap the eta on maps.

>>674550019
Thinks getting your dick stuck is gay.
Whatever, faggot.
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>>674550019
There's different kinds of faggots, ones that literally suck dicks, and ones that figuratively suck dicks and are all around terrible people.
He's the first one, calling the other dude the second one.
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>>674550166
Fine, for the dubs
2200 Baker Dr, Boulder, CO 80310
Seriously though, do you look good or not? The fact that you keep dodging that question makes me wonder.
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>>674550070
No I'm talking about iCloud, you won't be able to sell it because the person won't be able to get into it. You need to throw it in the toilet.
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>>674550303
Sending a squad car now thanks for making it easy buddy
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>>674550482
cool cool. You have a building address with 500 people living in it, they're totally going to find me.
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>>674548653
I put it in recovery mode. Everything's gone.
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>>674550629
Yeah, it's not like there's a picture of you they can use as reference or anything.
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>>674550303
Haha, I ain't nowhere near your ass, fam. But if you want to fuck sometime, hit me up.
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>>674550803
>Have you see in this dude
>Oh yeah Adam he lives in 22-A

Kek
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>>674550070
You also posted your fucking face here. Retard.
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>>674550303
You fucked up. Ohhhhhh
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Or you could just let the fucking thread die out. Nothing else is happening. Let OP have his stolen erased phone.
>>674551263
>>674551236
>>674550957
>>674550803
>>674550482
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>>674551419
Bump
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>>674551419
Yeah, dont be jellousefaggs
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>>674551419
>LEAVE HIM ALONE
>LEAVE HIM ALONEEE

The thread is almost dead anyway. Many keks were had.
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>>674551723
Bump
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Microwave it
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Busted.
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i mean you'd have to actually have the phone on you to have any repercussions. even with that pic of you, you could say that someone else posted it of you.
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>>674552674
GG WP.
Stupid criminals deserve it coming to them.
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