Nz Thread
Fuckin' bitches, man edition. (not an invitation for nudesfags. Make your own thread)
>>674529223
did you get denied and now you hate women?
buck up kiddo.
>>674529223
>>674529721
Not exactly. I was denied the chance to talk to my son on his birthday. I tried contacting her all day while I was at work but she was busy. Now I apparently don't care about my son because I didn't talk to him on his birthday even though she denied me because logic.
>>674529223
Dunedin reporting
bored as fuck, wanna do something or go somewhere
Kebabs are love.
Kebabs are life.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>674529223
i support this appartheid.
NUDES FAGS GTFO
>>674530105
I'm something! I'm somewhere!
>>674530067
Women are retarded.
Fact.
>>674530030
probably all time most forced meme in history of NZ
>>674530067
Maybe she is turning your sons mind against you in that thing where one parent poisons the mind of the child/ren against the other parent.
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>674530105
What were you thinking?
>>674530615
its not a meme.
its a whore.
>Christchurch
Here as usual
>>674530832
fuck if I know man, make okonominyaki? go for a night wander? see a movie?
the possibilities are escaping me.
>>674530265
you're a person of many things
>>674531019
weaboo nigga.
>>674530795
She's been trying that for years, never succeeded. Kid loves the shit out if me because no matter what I've made sure to do everything I can to see him.
>>674530561
Not women. Women are cool. I'm talking about bitches.
>>674530964
Crusaders are a bunch of cuckold faggots trapped in chastity
>>674530067
>>674529223
Comas are important uke
>>674531229
>Implying I give a fuck about the rugby
>>674530914
dont talk to me or my gf ever again
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I'm looking at music videos I remember and being shocked by how long ago they came out.
This Beyonce/Shakira video came out 9 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrOe2h9RtWI
>>674531278
I tried the comma after Fuckin', but it looked weird. I stand by my choice.
Central Auckland (inb4 cuckland) reporting in.
Feel like hitting town, but everybody I know is away lmao, what's going on 'round here
>>674531115
i like food man
>>674531363
your "gf" is a whore.
>>674531019
Solid list right off the bat
Would be a good night for a wander, wonder how busy it is out
>>674531579
fuck all, hittin a few cones, was go up up to but everyones working..
Dunners reporting.
I got that fuckin' demeanour, pic related. And fuck Rattray Street.
Walked up and down that shit too many times today.
>>674531579
I'm central Auckland but have no interest in going out unless your a chick who wants to give me a quick blowie.
>>674531227
>She's been trying that for years, nev
this is why she is doing it.
I suspect that now your back in the picture, she is scared that she isn't going to be the center of the attention for the kid.
being a woman she is mentally fucked in the head.
shit like this will continue to get worse until you eventually you murder her or get her sent to prison/mental institution.
>>674531592
your just mad cause your gf locked you in chastity for weeks while she gets bred by her australian bull
>>674531794
what did it fail on?
I'm going with bald tires. springs/shocks are rooted/rust.
>>674531019
Fuck Dunedin reporting. Gf is out of town. Could be down for a miss. Also. Go to yuki for Japanese pancake
>>674531838
Been in a mental institution, would not recommend.
>>674531599
I've been to around the train station a few times this time of night, it's a pretty nice place in the dead of night with no fucking people about.
>>674531794
I feel for you
>>674531901
I'm not a cuck and would never submit to a bitches desires.
They are only on this planet to serve mine.
>>674531824
so your a thirsty 40 year old lonely man, i feel for ya
>>674531979
>Go to yuki for Japanese pancake
there are a billion japanese places here, i'd rather make my own for cheap
Ive got all the ingredients, just gotta stop being a lazy cow
>>674532051
Not that old but yes, very thirsty. Show me someone here who doesn't want a blowie and I'll show you a liar.
>>674531950
Tyres are good, coilovers are good. Failed for rust and some irrelevant shit.
>>674532041
Cheers, bruv.
>>674531838
Ya probably. When we're all together as a family she gets completely ignored.
>>674532241
Man I'm in a cooking mood now. Might make some homemade pasta. and drink some beers
>>674532277
everyone here wouldn't complain bout getting a blowie, but not everyone wants to stay inside there whole lives, waiting for a girl to go knocking on there door offering blowies, doesn't work like that.. all I'm trine say is ur a lot me desperate than everyone else here
Currently on my first play through ever of FF7.
29:10:42 in at the moment and on disc 2.
Currently going up some cold ass mountain and fighting icicles.
>>674532558
nachos r always good, but damn, now i want some spaghetti
>>674532559
I would.
I don't want no whores mouth over my pristine penis.
>>674532042
if you say so m8
>>674532559
Or maybe, he's jesting?
>>674532668
That dick isn't even real.
>>674532558
too late for me to start cooking for myself, plus my kitchen is a mess
>>674532645
I make the best shit nachos
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>>674532686
Ya ruined it anon :(
>>674532559
I offered dunners but he said no, so thats not true
>>674532686
jesting?
>>674532789
When the pussy is just right
>>674532789
come to mine, il cook u nachos, and you say that to my face
>>674533022
Shirley Ujest
>>674532645
Tbh I can't justify eating corn chips as a main meal.
>>674532789
I just live with my gf house is always clean. And smells like cakes. Feels good mane.
>>674533132
It's not just corn chips. There's mince and cheese and beans. I want nachos too now
>>674533132
>Tbh I can't justify eating corn chips as a main meal.
Nachos isn't just corn chips.
>>674533132
show picture of girlfriend and picture of the kitchen right now.
or both at the same time.
>>674533071
do it you lil bitch, feed me nachos, do it lovingly with lots of sour cream like a real G
ginga reportin in
>>674533229
SOUR CREAM AND GUAC
>>674533463
The time has come and so have I.
>>674533396
I will, happily, not for u, cos I'm hungry and want to prove a point
>>674533463
You're not ginga but you are a cancerous faggot.
>>674533574
Jeb! please leave.
>>674533574
Guac cost extra.
>>674533667
where at brah, 1v1 me. countdown will still be open lets go
>>674533316
Gf is out of town as I mentioned earlier hence why I'm down for a mish.
>>674533832
Like $2 extra at my burrito place. If you're going charge me $2 for guacamole I better get a whole avocado worth.
>>674534006
>that toaster
fucking sexy
four slice holder, shiny red chrome, a classy gal.
>>674534073
I work so we had to upgrade from the shitty white 2 piece toaster that only works when set on max.
>>674534107
Those are some tits I've not seen in a long time.
>>674534006
actually having a magc bullet type of appliance.
kill yoself.
gf out of town my ass nigga.
show her panty drawer.
>>674534107
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE....
>>674534438
A meme
>>674534438
fuck off faggot
>>674534107
those milk duds look sad.
there isn't even nipple on the right one.
its just areola.
>>674534550
I'm not the one that is saying that you dip.
>>674534651
sure your not, dumb fucking faggot
>>674531794
Hey man!
Bugger! Where's the rust at?
>>674532041
Feel you on that one! Those are the best walks!
>>674534775
>>674534891
>Feel you on that one! Those are the best walks
lets go man, i aint got nothing to do
>>674531278
yes, being in an unresponsive comatose state is quite important. derp
>>674534775
y u mad tho?
are you a nudefag?
>>674535026
You're probably a solid 45 minute walk from me!
I'd much rather drive anyway
is there an nz nudes thread?
>>674534891
Hey mate, how's things?
Front end in general. Most of it is just surface, so I can attend to that.
Engine bay needs a spot of welding though
>>674534775
knowing your shit vs knowing you're shit. obviously anon is the latter
>>674535157
>tfw cant drive
I really need to get my license so I can drive to nowhere and sleep in my car overnight to try and escape feels
>>674534891
>>674534891
Walk behind the industrial and end up on some of the wharfs
>>674534550
if you are a nudes fag and posting in this thread pls fuck to your own cancerous thread or even better, back to tumblr
>>674535433
I was thinking that. start at the train station, walk along the shore for a bit and see what happens and hope not to get mugged or raped.
>>674535522
Bro. You'll be fine. Something about walking around the industrial zone st night is so peaceful.
>>674535458
he looks pretty old for a 9 year old.
>>674535458
you getting so mad at people posting nudes in this thread is so cringe.
>>674535317
Yeah things are good, and you?
Shit, that surprises me, usually strut towers or rear guard are the first places to get attacked
>>674535368
I always dreamed of doing that before I had my licence, yet to do it though
>>674535639
>Bro. You'll be fine.
thats what people say before they get raped. I've walked past dodgy fuckers at 4am walking down princess street industrial zone with low lighting would be even worse for freaking me out by myself
>>674535711
rather be cringe than a sad nudes cunt
>>674535770
kek faggot, not taking a screenshot like a real nigga.
>>674535762
>I always dreamed of doing that before I had my licence, yet to do it though
dont let your dreams be dreams. Drive out to albatross and fall asleep by the shore. Do it on a clear night and you might be able to see Borealis Australis.
also take me with you ;-;
which autist is posting picture from the tinychat?
>>674535886
Walk with some mates.
Speaking of which. Who's going to Hyde
>>674535770
You could hang that shit in an art gallery.
>We see how the artist utilises damaged electronics and amateur pornography to make insights into the destructive potential of digital alienation and anonymised lust.
>>674536019
Sorry, Shia!
Not really something you think of doing coming into or in the midst of winter, though!
Sounds like a good plan, though
>>674535762
Good to hear! Eh, pretty good considering.
Yeah, nah. Strut towers are still good, guards are okay, but they're non-structural anyway.
Yeah nah this thread is shit.
>>674536132
>Walk with some mates.
ah, thats a problem
>>674536512
Mhmm, couple of faggots performing master faggotry derailing it.
>>674536316
just get a big blanket and we can cuddle for warmth, dont make this gay
>>674536603
>>674536512
kekekekek
>>674536573
How old you man. If you're in my age bracket we can go for a mish.
>>674536462
That's good, man
Easy enough to fix up? Know someone who can weld?
Old man's car passed its warrant
>"What was the damage?"
>"It passed"
>"What the fuck.."
>>674536683
You are mad keen, aren't you?
>>674536780
24
youre going to totally rape me
>>674536848
>You are mad keen, aren't you?
its how I live my life. I can even supply the blankets, ill just rip em off my bed
>>674536848
I'll just get the garage to do the welding, but I'll do all the surface rust and prep work for the hole.
Haha, you fucking kidding? Bloody hell.
>>674537049
Just don't forget to scrape off the dry jizz.
>>674537049
I'm 24 too.
>>674537049
>caring about a number.
silly
>>674537049
Are you qt3.14 tho?
You've got this sussed, to be fair
>>674537130
Yeah it's pretty straight forward, really
Mine had a small rust hole that never got picked up over the 3 inspections it went through
Mate, his car doesn't even drive straight!
The alignment is outta whack
>>674537138
gotta keep it for dna evidence brah
>>674537244
24 till next month getting old now
>>674537296
hey they asked
>>674537319
>Are you qt3.14 tho?
no
>You've got this sussed, to be fair
we can even get snacks, if i was super prepared i could have bought a thermos and made hot choccy
>>674537522
>is your birthday on the 3rd.
>>674537494
Love me some Phoebe
>>674537631
>>674537522
That's okay!
Sounds ideal, in all fairness
oh, hamilton reporting in, sup niggas
>>674537809
>Sounds ideal, in all fairness
Im good at comfy things.
http://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=177834&highlight=wellington
>>674538030
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
>>674538022
fuck off n8
>>674537758
I remind you anon.
>>674537319
Luck of the draw, it seems. It's failed for some other stuff they've never been bothered about previously.
Flip-side is that they didn't care about the wheels and shit this time. What can you do?
Where did yous take it? I might have to go see 'em!
>>674538249
I dont know what that means
>>674538345
landwhale!
She has the spermeciti!
>>674538171
Wellington Sevens photos, its legit
>>674538399
what nipples.
silly whore.
>>674538483
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>674538294
Fairly straight forward, simple stuff?
Weigh up the positives and negatives, I suppose
He took it to Burnside Automotive, he said to the guy that he knows it needs an alignment and will do it after the wof, dunno if that made the difference
>>674538483
also, Sevens was a shit this year.
Is it possible for anyone to be THIS ugly?
The mum's a milf though.
>>674538682
he probably looks better than you.
>>674538378
Remember.
>>674538743
Nah bro, you're one ugly dude kek.
>>674538782
we that was me. offers still up
>>674538532
Number plate not secure, for example. Shit's been free to swivel, and angled up for years now!
Fuck, just take it for a warrant and see what hand you're dealt, more like.
>>674539052
For your birthday?
>>674538996
k den.
Sup
>>674539128
yep, thinking of checking out scotia
Lower Hutt reporting in
>>674539203
Bruh I heard the rabbit is legit.
WHERE IS THE DUDE WHO SAID HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS OUT OF TOWN AT THE MOMENT?
SHOW PICTURE OF HER UNDY DRAWER!
IMAGINARY GF MAKING UP ASS NIGGA.
>>674539303
Wheres that at?
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>674539382
No the hare/rabbit at Scotia
>>674539469
ive only got fetish pics, and its not the nice mainstream fetish ones
>>674539073
Oh just real picky stuff, then?
Yeah well that's true, I remember once the old man failed on his door mirror not being secure, so he took some back insulation tape and wrapped it to secure it and they passed it!
Going out tonight?
>>674539331
Man, that's just a sad excuse to try and get a picture of his Mrs's underwear
any welly nudes? reporting in btw
>>674539608
Scat? Ew.
>>674539508
Oh dang, I'd be down for some of that. I dont see it on their online menu, however. that shit could be way out of date, though
>>674539608
make NZ scat thread?
>>674539639
>Man, that's just a sad excuse to try and get a picture of his Mrs's underwear
I don't believe this nigga has a gf.
a make up collection would do.
>>674539843
Shoot my bad I was thinking if nova the whole time. Scotia is pretty pricey my man
>>674529223
Fuck op post nudes
>>674540171
>Nova Scotia
You were close anon, i can see the mix up. And I wanted to treat myself, so i dont mind price. i just want somewhere nice to relax and try to forget the feels for once.
>>674539639
Yeah, kinda. More random that anything, but it's not like it's hard to fix so I don't mind.
Haha, well it's secure! I had the indicators taped in at one point, but they were fine with it.
Nah, not without a warrant, and fuck walking. Done enough of that today. You?
>>674539130
Trap as fuck
>>674540277
Fuck man. You sounds like a good chum. I'll drink and yarn with you bro.
>>674540113
My fucking sides r n orbit
>>674540501
Fascist sheep
>>674540343
Some stuff they're fairly easy with eh
Ah true, I'm used to this 'no warrant daily driving' hahah
Yeah, thinking about heading out for a bit. Nice and cold for the turbos, need to throw petrol in too
Any excuse to go out, really
>>674539608
post what you've got
>>674529223
>>674540504
>tfw would be cool to have a drink with cool /b/ro's on bday
>>674540675
Only sometimes! Luck of the draw.
Yeah, nah. I'm too straight-edge. There will be cops out tonight though, in all seriousness, so nah.
Yeah, bloody good night for it! Go and chop some C-rolla's
>>674535823
More phoebe
>>674541180
Yeah you've got that right, that's why dad went to Burnside as opposed to VTNZ
Yeah man you're right, they seem to be out in force lately! Apparently pinging people on the Southern Motorway at 8:30 this morning even
Me and you both know whenever there's an Indian in a C-Rolla, I'm the one getting chopped
>>674541101
Remind us what your plans are towards the time bro
>>674541180
>>674541363
you two go for a drive together, come pick me up and let me watch you kiss at least once
itll be fun no homo
>>674541363
Fuck, don't get me started on VTNZ. Old boy took the ute there and it took weeks to sort the mess they left him with.
Oh, really? I thought they'd just be out because it's a Friday night, but they must be up to something if they're doing that.
Haha, Corolla is true Nippon glorious machine, not Sukairain!
I hate that I have my depression well and truly under control but can never shake the idea of killing myself. It's not pervasive just a minor annoyance but I wish it wouldn't happen.
Any normalfags in here care to explain to me what it's like to not want to kill yourself all the time?
>>674541838
>Any normalfags in here care to explain to me what it's like to not want to kill yourself all the time?
youve come to the wrong place
>>674541838
just do it.
>>674541736
No no
>>674541766
Shit really? I personally didn't think they were half bad but as you said, luck of the draw
Yeah well just lately they've been everywhere, saw that motorway patrol one in town yesterday too
We all know an AE86 is just a corolla! But yes, a mid 90's Corolla is a real drivers car
Anyway, 'bout to jump off and head out anyway!
>>674542181
>No no
you crush all of my dreams
>>674533463
I'm never going to live this down am I?
>chch reporting in
>>674542331
And it feels glorious
>>674542232
hey rita anon
>>674542462
no bully
>>674542181
Eh, they're good at their job. Just too good for my liking.
Yeah, it's down here a fair bit these days! Probably waiting to bust us for loitering in Maccas.
Grandma Corolla is Tsuchiya approved god machine, for sure.
Yeah, mate. Have a good one!
>>674542232
G'day, mate! How you been?
>>674542398
Nah, it's just some cunt posting us for epic lols.
What's good, anyway?
>>674542522
Yeah I've been bretty guud. Just went out for a cuppa and a game of pool with a friend. Had a comfy day. And you?
>>674542507
Hey man! Who's this?
>>674542522
What's up dunners! I haven't been able to come on as much because my brother always has the laptop. I've been good man, just had spag bol (my style, the best way) hahaha, hbu?
>>674542522
I like that, far too true!
All government appointed funds for the NZ Police going towards loiterers outside Maccas, does sound right!
Praised by the drift gods worldwide
Cheers man, just giving the car a few minutes to warm up
>>674542667
Sounds comfy as, mate. Was alright, but my car failed the WOF so I can't come visit yet. Sorry.
>>674542696
Not much, man! It's all good, we miss you though.
Don't fuckin' start with this spag bol talk though. Get yo' sour cream outta here.
>>674542821
Gotta waste all that bank on something!
Word, defo needs it on a night like tonigh
>>674543062
I'm always here in spirit! Funnily enough, I didn't have it with sour cream tonight, and it was just as good! I guess I just have the midas touch? Hahaha.
>>674543062
Aw rip, sorry about the WOF, what did it fail on?
>>674542696
Its SirSins mayn.
can someone show picture of their moots with a time stamp?
>tfw nzg is boylove central
>>674543196
You're the shining light that leads the way, mate.
We might be able to talk business if you left it out then...
>>674543213
Rust, shenanigans.
>>674543604
IDBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>674543604
Ayy you're back
>>674543355
I'm not familiar with you but hey man! What's up?
>>674543613
Bro, if you tried it, your whole view of the world would change! I should've got a photo actually.
>>674543604
not falling for it again
always ends up not being him in the end..
>>674543604
>those guaranteed (You)s
>>674543604
ITS NOT HIM YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC CUNTS.
>>674543604
Based idbro is back.
>>674543604
How To Get Replies: The Post
>>674543769
Sinsemelia, mang. He's from the TC.
But nah, your rague ain't changin' my life perception, mate.
>post flagged as spam
I stand by what I make, and nought else!
Any one going to the drags in Taupo this weekend?
dunners reporting. how are we my bros :)
>>674543604
it it.... it can't be
OOO LOOK, I CAN POST A GENERIC WEBM.
>>674543997
Would be great if we got new Dunedin nudes
someone make an nzg kik
>>674544073
true that
>>674544012
It never is.....
are you guys that new you don't know IDBro's posting style?
>>674543968
Ohh! I'm so slow... Hahaha, they don't believe in god unless they see him. It's kinda the same thing with ritacuisine. They think it's some average food but it's otherworldly man, I can't put it into words.
>>674543604
If I'm ever feeling lonely and in need of (you)s, I'll just post an IDbro webm. That's what I learned from nz threads.
>>674544237
>implying it wasn't your intent to make it look like IDBro was back
>>674544421
there are probably like 50 /nzg/ anons with the full idbro collection by now
>>674544659
>Canadian
>9/11 survivor
kek
>>674543769
Not much. Just sitting here inside my head.
>>674544659
you can find most of them in the /b/ archive anyway and maybe even study and imitate his posting style with it if youre a serious impostor.
>>674544778
Hahaha, listen to some music man!
>>674543604
Fuck me I really thought he was back.... Fuck I've had it with these fakes
>>674530194
The way has been shown
>>674544238
You should livestream your dinner sometime, we'll see if it's the real deal. Also, brush teeth!
>>674545057
Not a bad idea! Hahaha, i'm just about to brush now actually!
>>674536370
Wow, I think we need some more of these.
>>674543604
>>674544056
>>674544237
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ASIANS IN A NZ THREAD??
>>674544912
Perhaps I'll just fuck off to bed.
Night all
Dunners reporting back, bruh
Driving around, town's dead, anyone here wanna do something?
>>674545670
Don't you know? NZ threads were originally K-pop threads.
>>674546477
Hey mate, still here. What's to do at half eleven?
>>674546615
Yeah well that's right mate, any ideas? Haha
>>674546813
Fuck, not really. I could go for a feed or smoko, but I don't want to sponge a lift off you or anything
any of you degenerates go to AUT?
>>674547262
I do
>>674547339
what you studying?
>>674547155
Honestly, beats driving around doing nothing
>>674547441
I'm doing CertSciTech as a foundation course. You?
Whangarei homie here.
What up, I just had a few cones and now I'm just chilling browsing /b/.
How was your day?
>>674547544
nice, im doing a Cert in applied science foundation course
>>674547479
Up to you, man! I'm game if you are, but I'm not taking my car, so you call it.
>>674547791
Nice one. Hows it so far?
>>674548012
its going alright, doing it mainly for UE cause i dropped out of highschool. getting thrown in the deep end for chemistry since i havent done it in 4 years. whats SciTech get you into?
>>674547839
Give me a message if you want, I'm not fussed!
>>674548332
Engineering, idk what i'll major in. Too early to think about that anyway.
