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Well, about 250 million years ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes

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Well, about 250 million years ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes that I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to fuck me with a crowbar when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000.00
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>>674512670
>quints ain't gonna happen for a long time
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>>674512560
Cocksucker mother fucker I want that money. Quints get eem!
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squints
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its bait but ill stay have a go for quints
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>>674512560

Share plx
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Roollll
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Gonna spend it on cans of poop spray and follow op around everywhere spraying shit
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>>674512560
timestamp with money, fag
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>>674512560
50k? Wow I can get the stuff I actually want now.
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Roll pls
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>>674513337
>its bait but ill stay have a go for quints
Close
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Please
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>>674513623
Ok roll
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ill spend it all on one hooker.
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This is easy
>i hope
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>>674513740
Roll
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Rolling friend. [email protected]
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>>674512560
Realllly need the money...
But really just stopped to say sorry if that shits true. I think about the lives of those fucked up victims /b/rowsing.
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Shit seems real fake.
I'll raule anyway.
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>>674513783
Roll?
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>>674513883
Reroll
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>actually believing you'll get anything
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I got it
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>>674513984
God damn it those numbers aren't going fast. As long as we all work together and post one of us will get the money if its not a scam.
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Check 'em fuckstick
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>>674512560
Mamma needs her a new pair of shoes
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>>674514131
4200
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Would love the cash but I don't need it. Donate it to abused kids if this is quints.
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Rollllllllll111
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>>674514234
Come on
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>>674514200
hehe
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Her I fucking goo
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>>674513889
And rolling for 4444
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>>674514324
Roll so close
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>>674514405
WINDOWS ARE CLOSIN, KILLIN LIGHTS AWAH
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Hahaha
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KEEP THEM DOGGIES ROLLIN RAWHIDE!!!
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>>674514439
Fuck me
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seen this before fake and gay
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Ayyy roll roll roll your boat ;)

I wish you the best anon ^_^
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>>674514404
suck my ass senpai
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I call bull
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Roll
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Roll keks
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>>674512560
Rollin
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>>674514719
roll
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>>674514799
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Fuck it...roll
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>>674514555
>>674514555
I deserve at least 1 thousand for the trips. Come on now
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Rolling so deep
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>>674514884
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>>674512670
Zero is here
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When nobody realizes that quints are 3k posts away
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>>674515004
fucking roll
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>>674512560
Pay me
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>>674515101
i want this $$$
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He posts this all the time. Never pays. However.....roll
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Rollinggggg
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>>674512560
Would pretty much save my life OP.
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>>674512560
Roll
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>>674515001
So close bro
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>>674515203
maybe ill get lucky
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>>674514987
I need money so badly
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>>674515358
roll
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>>674512560
Rolling again for life saving funds
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fine, roll
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>>674515446
And get quints
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>>674515453
notice me anon
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Whatever, Rollin
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>>674512560
what kind of person sits on 4chan shitposting pasta day in, day out. what does a day in your life look like, OP?
What are your dreams?
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Why the hell not
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Roll, this is my time to shine.
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>>674515510
Close again wtf.
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>50 mil
>rich

At least you 'earned' it with your fresh ass, you pitiful fucktoy.
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>>674512560
50k
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rollnig
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roll for cash
[email protected]
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Bitch nigga
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>>674515584
Uhhg now we got to wait til 6666 get even though I already got trips
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Check em'
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>>674512560
you don't inherit cash...
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Roll for cash
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Kek how do you know who got quints?!
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rolling cuz money. [email protected]
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So many new faggots
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Bitch a s s nigga
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rollin
[email protected]
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Quint me
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Rollin like the stone
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Pls
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Email [email protected] Pay up faggot.
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You bunch of lazy cunts just reverse immage search it
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Fuck yeah quints baby
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re-roll for $$$$
[email protected]
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Quads for cash
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collegefund here we go
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Look at that drug money from Google.
>>674512560
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quints for cash
[email protected]
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And yet to me, what is this QUINTessence of dust?
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incoming vacation fund
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Ight here you go
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dssdfsdffd
[email protected]
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>>674516065
yea, the fucking picture is the part you should question
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ooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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last roll
[email protected]
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Why the hell not
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lol fucking tards... one search on google will tell you this guy if a faggot hahahaha
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Roll no whammies
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>rolling
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Ay lmao
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Please Jesus!
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K
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Kk
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>>674516666
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>>674512560
roll
[email protected]
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>>674512560
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
my email is
[email protected]
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Help me
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>>674512560
Roll
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>>674512560
google image search.
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C_n37@yahoo

I just need to go back to school :-(
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This thread has been made hundreds, if not thousands of times. You should all kill yourselves.
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Email is [email protected]

Thanks in advance
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50000? I could use that to buy a crowbar and fuck my nephew!
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[email protected]
Roll
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>>674517885
/thread
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ent
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>>674512560
it (quints) won't happen for another day or so but if you PayPal me a G or 2 I won't want to cut my dick off. have been living in Hicksville without a car for too long.

[email protected]

*end jewery*
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giv me my munnie nigga
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Rolling. I start college in September and am one broke motherfucker.
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>>674512560
>old pasta is old. Stale even.
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quints plz
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Rolleroni
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>>674512560
might as well roll for the easiest 50.000 of all time
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rolladollarino
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Rolling for opening a animal sanctuary
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>>674512560
Hey, i remember you when you pulled this, except with trips!

I won twice, so pay up, motherfucker.

[email protected]
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Yaaaas
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>>674518940
Is this nigga serious?
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>>674518940
and it was also for 1% of the total gained.
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>>674512560
Roll
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50k
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I'll bite. Bait is big enough
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>>674519193
reroll, this is legit folks
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>>674519043
actually i am. some fag made a thread identical to this in september. It was trips for 1% of the earnings, and i rolled trips twice. the only reason i dont have pics is cause I was too stupid to download a screencap program in time.
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Don't respond to these threads. They are bullshit like those atheist bait threads.
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praie alalala
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Odds fap, even sleep
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>>674519318
Are you still waiting for your deposit from the nigerian prince?
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>millionaire
>20 dollar bills
>plastic bag
>shittiest blue sea fifteen year old car tapestry ever
>low res photo

C'mon guys. The joke tells itself.
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op is a massive lying faggot
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[email protected]
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poops
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Eck
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>>674512560
?
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I want my 50,000 OP
send to my paypal at [email protected]
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Henry rollin
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yea how will you get the info of the person who rolled?
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rollio
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...
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Ok, I know I just rolled quents, but how will I verify my identity to OP?
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ril
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Quents calling it now
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yolo rollo
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Quents how do I claim money
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[email protected]
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your a lying faggot
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Need my moneyy OP
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>>674512560
>$50,000.00
One 0 is missing there, buddy.
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send it
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>>674522209
yes
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So I'll roll why not?
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>>674522223
Wow
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>>674522223
so close
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>>674522223
One 1 is missing there, buddy.
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The money faggit
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Giv moni plox
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how do you get quints?
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Haha faggot
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Cocks
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Qur'ints!!!!!
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>>674512560
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i hate niggers
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Dicks
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>>674512560
Ill take it OP
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>>674512560
Roll
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FUCKING LIT
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Rolll again
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Give me
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Thanks
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How will you give it to me?
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i am winar
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Don't worry i got this
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I mean fuck why not
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roll!!!!
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adsfasf
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No quints yet? Let me change that
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yea leme just wait 9000 more posts...
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Op is a fag
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Fucking got it. Thank you
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>>674512560
CHECK EM
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Roal
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Role
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Rohl
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Rollan
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Rolling... Check em
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Check deez quadz
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Rolling once, then I'm out of here.
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Reeeeeeeerellll
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Muh Q
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Q bb
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fuck it, ill give it the ol rollarino
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lol quints
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I gotta get the fuck out of the US before shit hits the fan. Roll this shit.
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>>674512560
That's the baitest bait i've ever baited
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fuck it i got faith
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quints will never happen in this bread
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>>674512560
Roll
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>>674530334
Reroll
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fuck it roll
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Rolling for no reason
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>>674512560
roll, i need money :(
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$50,000 post dc
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this is probably absolute bullshit and pretty much impossible but fuck it.
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>>674512560
*takes the bait anyway*
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If I win, you buy ELTP stock up to $10 share this month
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Quints
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>>674512560
Post you sosial sec nr:
Bank nr:
Phone nr:
Here and i will transfer and contact u
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Shit, look at my quints
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Trying for the impossible
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I would be cool for a 100
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Do you guy realize that the next quints arnt till >>674544444
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Rolllllllllllllllll
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dubs x 2
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>>674512560
It's my money and i want it now
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$
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$$
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jew time!
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roll'd
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>>674512560
Rollerino...
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>>674512560
LOL few months ago "you" said it was 60mil
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>>674529369
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>>674512560
All these newfags falling for this old ass pasta!
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rollz
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>>674535313
Everyone posting on here is a newfag. there are no oldfags left on here.
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Roll
I'll spend that shit on hookers and weed!
But seriously I'd buy a house for family
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I'm so fucking high right now..
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might aswell just roll my shit up
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