Guess what happened to my hand and be rewarded. Go!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Guess what happened to my hand and be rewarded. Go!
>>674508968
did you try to catch a knife/sword?
Your hand is tired of jacking you off all the time and just decided to grow a vagina.
finally got labiaplasty for your gf
>>674508968
wtf dude where is your blood?
From what i can see im going to have to guess with like a fishing accident. It looks like it has been submerged in water and the lesion is straight lacking jagged edges so something sharp slid through pretty easy. maybe a hook?
Bit buy a beaver?
>>674508968
you could have had a v 8
Pressurewasher or paintgun line.
>>674508968
became an akatsuki member and dyed your hair blonde?
You tried stabbing something to cut it open instead of slicing it.
>>674508968
Accidentally cut self on reciprocating saw blade while removing it to replace it with a jimmy-rigged dildo attachment
Sheet metal cut?
Papercut
>>674508968
You hit it with a power washer
>>674508968
Open it and see how far the rabbut hole goes
>>674508968
You didn't know how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth.
>>674508968
ant moses
High-fived Freddy Krueger.
>>674508968
You're growing a vagina on it
>>674509544
Underrated
>>674508968
never play with knife. i told you for the last time but didn't you pay me fucking attention
>>674508968
Fishing industry?
Tried to stab knife into something (Like block of frozen fish), didn't thumb the end and hand slid down knife.
>>674508968
dude, can i like, fuck your hand?
Cut it on a coral reef
>>674508968
Jacking off so much your hand decided to morph into a vagina?
>>674508968
Trying to cut wood
Fishing line slipped through your hand.
You stabbed someone with a screwsriver with a grip depression and your skin ripped?
>>674508968
Cut from water
>>674508968
angle grinder
>>674509851
Right? I'd pork it.
If he got cut from a pressure washer, he would probably be dead
>>674508968
You were attempting to disassemble an appliance, holding it improperly and then it gave.
>>674508968
same thing that happened to your bro?
>>674508968
you poured some liquid nitrogen on your hand
You guys suck. I got stabbed by a nigger. He was trying to steal my money so I wacked him on the head with my skateboard. During the process of swinging my board he got a good knife hit on my hand. Fucking hate niggers. Anyway was gonna post this Japs titays.
>>674509411
have you any logic??? hooks dont just glide thru skin. take it from someone who took one in the eye lid
Handgina?
>>674510155
I used to work in ND on the oil fields got hit in the leg with pants on by a pressure washer with rotator tip. It just left swirl bruises. The pressure washer we had on the vacuum trucks are the highest you can go. It would push you backwards.
>>674510540
Nice jap tits indeed
>>674508968
Tried to fuck it?
Being a paramedic, I would say knife wound that was not stitched when it should have been.
you tried to make a homemade fleshlight
Cutting something with running water.
>>674509544
Yes. Just yes.
>>674510540
Wow. The most obvious answer and we failed. Congrats. Hope they catch the coon.
>>674508968
Would fap to/10
it's mutating into a vagina
>>674510540
Well. Get on with it then.
Better luck next time boys
>>674508968
Your callus split in half
>>674510540
any more of that beauty?
>>674508968
you had a bracelet with a razor blade attached. went skateboarding, fell, slized hand open.
>>674508968
sliced on coral
trips 666 hail
>>674511443
how bout dubs
>>674508968
too much friction against your dick
>>674508968
Salt and ice?
>>674511665
FUCK
suck these trips
You cut it on your thin needle dick
>>674508968
I want a hand vagina too
damn commies and their fine ass women. Trips acquired
>>674511443
TRIPPLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PLAESEWWWWW
Can anyone else smell it?
>>674511879
>Trips acquired
Idgit.
>>674511998
OFF BY ONE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>674508968
Your body, tired of not getting any pussy, grew one in the only flesh your ridiculous tiny dick makes contact with
why not
This is the one boys
>>674511443
Kill Yourself
>>674512220
YOU FUCKED IT
>>674510540
Wait a minute...that's the fashion district. This is LA! She's not Japanese, she’s fucking Korean!!!
This is it guys, get ready
>>674511443
Don't be a faggot, OP.
Trops gut
>>674510540
Do you have the rest of her pics?
>>674511443
Trips or I eat my own shit.
Fuck, ok lets try this for real
>>674512442
Fuck.
>>674512348
OP is always a faggot, you know that.
looks like the opening of a hot pocket.
>>674512442
Close but now you have to eat your own shit
>>674509370
are you literally retarded?
>>674512442
Eat up bitch
>>674511443
Aaaaand... now.
>>674511443
r-r-r-roll that shit
>>674509544
kekk'd so hard
thanks for the nostalgia
your ugly face broke the mirror while your hand was on
>>674512348
Thats impossible
If I dont roll trips, OP is a faggot
Your thin pencil dick sliced it open when you tried to jack off.
Staph infection. Reward me nigger
Fuck
>>674511443
Trips
>>674512664
You
Ill roll
>>674512524
>>674512532
I've thought about it, but I'm not about to swallow e. Coli.
check my singles
>>674508968
Ugh I want it to dry and scab and I want to pick it! Can you send me your email and send me pics as it progresses?
>>674509257
/thread
>>674511443
This is the one.
Trips are lies meant to cover up our true pain.
Plz trips
>>674512755
Kek
I believe. I can do this.
Gave your boyfriend too many handjobs after he sharpened his penis.
>>674508968
you cut it
This is it, these are the trips
>>674512887
So close
>>674512748
>trips or i eat my own shit
>doesn't get trips
>not eating his own shit
you know what? you need to start eatin real fuckin soon, nigga
>>674508968
vaginoplasty
so long and thanks for all the trips
>>674511443
Idk why I want to see this bitch naked so much. I guess I'm more just killing time.
>>674512664
>>674512887
I was off by 2, now I'm off by one. Fuckin kill me.
I got this.
>>674512348
OP here thats not possible. I love cocks in and around my mouth so much its all i think about
Definitely fapped a little too hard.
>>674512990
Still by 1
>>674509257
lmfao
I BELIEVE.
youre all welcome
>>674511443
Now
>>674508968
wound is from a fucking hook
>>674513134
well i tried time to kill myself
Duck you
>>674511443
Come on
>>674513092
>899
>991
no, you're retarded
I give you trips
>>674513144
have you ever seen a wound from a hook you dumb nigger?
Ya know what. I don't even care anymore. I'm gonna be off by so many and I'm ready to die. Fuck this thread, fuck your story. Fuck your girl. I hate this shit.
>>674512748
Failed to deliver. cant say im surprised
Singles
>>674509577
>jimmy rigged
Is this the same as nigger-rigged?
>>674511443
You know OP, you're a right fucking cunt.
Behold trips
>>674511443
Roll!
Last try
>>674511443
fuck u nigerian post them cunt
Trip?
trips tits time
>>674513440
so close fuck
>>674511443
I need some naked asian chicks.
>>674511443
Check em
>>674508968
paper cut
So many of these are off by one
If God is real then trips will be had, we must just believe
>>674509257
Good to go.
PALMELA HANDERSON
>>674508968
I feel your pain.
Show us some tits
F
Trips or fuck my ass
>>674511443
Roll
>>674513571
Thanks God you made me look like a prick
GOD ISN'T REAL. FUCK EXISTING.
>>674508968
Cut it on sheet metal
>>674511443
>>674510540
This is one of those moments where i wish i had a time machine to go back a few minutes to when this thread was started and write what OP was gonna say word for word and save everyone the mental stress that is trips
>>674508968
Popped a blister or infection, removed stitches, etc
>>674513326
Would you eat your own shit because of some shitty vietnamese knock-off Disney themed pencil eraser chat room?
If I roll trips, ill believe in god again
>>674513669
Wow how perfect satanic trips would've been on that
If only captcha was easy
>>674511443
Rolling for tits
>>674513494
so close fuck
>>674513757
Why not?
NO TRIPS TODAY!
This isn't working. We must all praise the sun. Believe, sunbros.
>>674511443
Trips or the jews are innocent.
Pretty clean cut, I'd say you cut yourself while cutting an apple or some food that you held in your hand
Ok, enough of this shit. Tits for trips
>>674511443
re roll
I will get trips
OP here. If you guys don't get the trips in the next 28 posts, I'll post the tits. I promise.
GOGOG
>>674508968
sexual reassignment surgery
>>674513776
FUCKING OFF BY ONE AGAIN
BEGONE SATAN
LET JESUS' LIGHT SHINE UPON THIS THREAD AND ON JAL TITTIES
--Martin Luther King Jr
>>674511443
rolling
>>674513868
Shit, looks like we were wrong boys. Time to shut down /pol/.
>>674513757
well of course, i have my dignity to uphold after all. At least i wouldn't be some non delivering faggot
>>674509544
no teeth retard
also nice dubs
>>674511443
rolllllllllll
Trips or hitler DID do something wrong
>>674513923
OP, you're a wonderful human being.
>>674513923
Post 27 will be trips
Trips pls
>>674509257
/thread
>>674513888>>674514001
Kill yourself
111 get maybe?
>>674508968
You cut it on fishing line. Now give me my fucking reward.
>>674513376
I use jury-rigged in front of people prone to angst, like jimmy-rigged I figure. The term is nigger-rigged though, good to go.
>>674508968
You're finally starting to transform into the giant pussy you really are?
If I get trips then my handball team loses the championship this year
(Undefeated Champions 13 years in a row)
>>674513692
But he said to claim what happened to him.
You filthy Jigger.
>>674513766
Dubs...
Do you still believe ???
>>674508968
You injured it?
Rollo
Here is the get you all want Jeez!
>>674508968
That needs stiches, your gonna get an infection and loose you're goddamn hand you fuckwit
>>674514145
Good, now that we're safe:
Triperino Geterino
>>674514239
Cornholio
Fucking trips for fucks sake
>>674508968
op thats fucking bacon shut the fuck
Tits or nah
>>674513923
Trips or black people are superior to whites
Trips get.
>>674512664
>>674512990
omfg, my sides
this is great
>>674508968
Please more!
>>674510703
Don't act like you know anything about directional drilling or vacs oilfield nigger
>>674514333
Lolol
HAS IT EVER BEEN THIS HARD TO GET TRIPS
>>674514279
Don't be a faggot that won't need stitches
Neet detected
>>674508968
More
Trips for your flesh rip
Trips or I make it my personal mission to recreate the holocaut
>>674514444
Nice quads
>>674508968
It got very cold and wet and the skin split.
>>674510540
I also never went to the hospital to get stitches because I'm retarded.
444 get
>>674514449
AHHHHHHH I WANNA DIE AHHHHHHH
>>674513923
Has it been 28 yet? Too lazy to count.
your finally giving birth
>>674514463
I would love to see a holocaut
>>674508968
you try to open a can
Wtf man where are dem trips????
Trips for dem tits
>>674513923
Satan's number get
You cut it on a pane of glass.
666 says dont post tits
666 satanic trips
Has the sun betrayed us?
>>674514636
Lel
checkem
Your past 28 now
>>674514666
Fucking finally
>>674514636
Rerolling
>>674514666
check em faggots
We got more than 28 still roll for trips
>>674514666
ayy lmao
>>674514666
Lolol all hail moot
HE GOT SATANIC TRIPS
>>674514666
oh my god
>>674514666
L E G E N D A R Y
>>674514599
Doing a better job hiding than anne frank
>>674514666
HOLY SHIT
>>674514666
Satan is here! Stan!
>>674514666
WOOOOOOOOOW CLG
>>674514666
My nigger got satanic trips
>>674514666
Thank you satan!
>>674514666
itshappening.jpeg
show me dem titties
>>674514308
wow faggots couldn't get trips. Yall my niggas though so here...
This is all I have, so don't ask for more.
this man got hungry...
FYI he is stupid enough to come back for more.
Op post them tits
>>674514666
ya did it
>>674508968
oyster shucking
PRAISE THE SUN
>>674512791
/thread
>>674514882
...nice.
>>674508968
Put some hot sauce on it op.
>>674514597
>>674514882
Like the puffy nips my favorite
>>674514882
OP HE DID IT SATAN WON
>>674509781
YOO THAT GOT ME
I dont even give a fuck about the tits anymore
Im just glad satan finnaly gave us trips
>>674514882
god dam they are magnificent, so tender, so suckable
any more?
>>674515021
/thread
Jesus y u slacking
This is the second time in 3 years Satan has come through
>>674514666
Y E S Y E S
E
S
Y
E
S
>>674514882
Titties are the most suckable , I ever seen
>>674514882
dam son and we know you have more faggot
>>674514882
Nudes w/ face or not real
>>674515174
U don't lyk 2 reed do u?
>>674508968
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
http://qus.be/tor
Enjoy!
>>674508968
I saw,something similar at a party. A guy was holding a bottle and another guy hit the top with his bottle. It ended up shattering and slicing the palm of his hand. He tried to pull the skin off and fucked his hand even more
>>674508968
AHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I GOT A SCAR ON THE FUCKING SAME SPOT
ON THE RIGHT HAND. YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT IT????
Satan was a homie today.
>>674515413
No the thread is done you stupid fuck
>>674515413
Jacking off with a razor covered cock sock
>>674513572
>topkek
>>674515413
Not really
>>674515555
all hail the quads
>>674515555
Quads
>>674515555
chekd
>>674514882
>ll I have, so don't ask for more.
more
>>674515555
QUADS DESERVES MORE TITS OP
>>674515345
i was being sarcastic you dumb fuck
777 checkem
>>674515774
kek off by 3
>>674515555
>>674515733
Your sarcasm sucks more ass than you suck dick. Faggot.
This is now a get thread. Dubs and I get high tonight.
>>674516205
NO U FGT
>>674516313
theres already a get thread m8
