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PLEASE HELP ME!

IM ABOUT TO FUCKING HAVE REAL FUCKING SEX AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN 5-10 MINUTES

The girl is a friend of mine and she thinks iv had sex a bunch of times, i dont want to blow it so she tells all my other friends! I fucking need tips badly PLEASE HELP! remaking thread because im desperate
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Just fuck her right in the pussy
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>>674499826
I suggest setting up a camera so we can all watch
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>>674500000
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>>674500620
i would trust me but shes driving me to her place right now and its fucking spur of the moments so i cant set anything up but i want to record the video and upload it to pornhub

BUT please to any non-versions i need tips so she doesn't think im a virgin i talked a big game and although im happy i dont want her to know im a virgin !
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Go straight for the asshole
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grip your penis and pee in her mouth
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Just drill her ham-wallet like you're BP Oil.
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>>674499826
Smoke sum pot
If u have perks take one
Have a shot or two
You need sum thing to take the edge off
> good luck
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>>674501635
Side note rub one out in the bathroom when you get there that also might help
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Just start by eating her pussy a lot. Whenever you feel like you're gonna come pull out and eat her pussy until your dick has calmed down. This isn't about you, play your cards right and it will be next time. God speed anon.
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>>674501976
Good point.... But I don't think anon knows how to eat the pussy yet
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As for eating pussy rim the outside a little bit. Go toungue in, keep your tongue toward the top of it. Spell the alphabet with it a bunch. Start slow, slowly speed up.
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>>674501635
thanks getting a shot in sounds like a good plan

>>674501836
kk thanks thats not a bad idea im hard as fuck right now holy shit

>>674501976
how do i eat pussy i cant google a fucking video right now do i just stick my tounge in there like a dick ?!?!
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Just relax and when you're about to cum, just think about baseball.
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>>674502300
Hahahahahah
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>>674502214
LICK THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLIT BOY AND SHE WILL CUM, A CLIT IS THE BALL LOOKING THING
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>>674499826
Think about something completely disgusting if you feel your about to come and that should help some, if not pull out and go to town on said pussy
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>>674502452
Do what he says!!!
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>>674502214
ALSO will i come off as beta if i kiss and cuddle with her? She wants some casual because shes "stressed out" or some shit and idk if cuddling and kissing will be appropriate, im not going to ask her i know enough to just be a man about it but i want to pick her up and kiss her and then cuddle afterwords but again idk if thats beta as fuck if this is just a stress fuck idk?!?
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>>674502452
With sum girls you need to eat them out then move you to the clit.
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>>674502300
Holy shit best advice op!
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Rub the easy one out first and you'll be good to go
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>>674502896
Let her make that move
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>>674502951
This guy know his shit, listen to him OP and you will be fine
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>>674502896
PLZ REPLY i got like 5 miles we get to her place
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>>674503086
Again let her make that move most chicks will like it. But let her make tht move
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>>674502214
Yeah man. But dont start of like that. Lick everything outside first. Make sure to lick the whole pussy using the whole tongue. Spend some time on the clit and always use your hands at the same time: Putting in your fingers or rubbing the clit.. Then by the end use your tongue like a dick as you said. You will do fine
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>>674503086
Bitches love that shit so I'd do it if I were you
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Step one- pin to floor and remove her garments
Step two- take her clothes in to the next room and jerk off
Step three- cum on her top and then fold it
Step four - do sex to her
Step five - you leave not been a virgin
Step six - she goes to put on clothes and finds tasty snack

Ten out of ten I think so?
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>>674503361
Also might wanna use some forplay first to get her in the mood
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>>674502896
Nah man fuck that, that's when you lay around for like 20-30 minutes then go for round 2.

Or as I like to call it, the doubleheader.
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>>674502300
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
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>>674503553
>>674502300
Mfw baseball
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