Sir, do you know why I stopped you today?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Sir, do you know why I stopped you today?
>>674497692
because you have a job to do officer and my tail light was out. don't worry i'll get it fixed
Porn star?
>>674497692
no, but do you know what's gonna happen when basically any average guy resists arrest and you get killed because you're trying to do a mans job in a dangerous world and women like you won't reality check themselves.
>>674497692
god I hope it was for a blowjob
>because I haven't sucked dick in like a week
>>674497692
Im assuming because my massive dong was hanging out the passenger window and banging against the side of the car, I'm sorry I just don't know what to do with it some times...
;)
>>674497692
Apparently to show us all tits and timestamp
You have a quota to meet and I was going ten over.
>>674498155
I understand your looking for dubs but I don't have them. That guy does however.
>>674498155
That sleeve requires 10 times the amount of pain you've experienced in your sheltered life, guaranteed. Really doe?
>>674498312
wow I've always wanted a big dong. What's it like?
>>674498312
Faggot
>>674498460
retard alert, stinging pain for a few hours compared to oh I dunno, a muscle bound thug beating your face in then killing you? Really doe?
>>674498155
Film your next encounter with a female cop and do exactly this, let me know how it goes faggot.
>>674497692
Am I being detained?
>>674497692
Because of my SICK DUBS
>>674498878
FUCK
>>674498155
you know there is a webm of that. i mean it's a movie but still
>>674498764
do what? easily over-power her? gtfo feminist, go outside once in awhile and you might notice the size difference in the genders. or perhaps you're some scrawny little shitburger that is the same size as the average woman, in which case, go your ass to the gym.
>>674498836
I think you meant: "AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?! I'M RECORDING BY THE WAY."
>>674497692
I wanna fuck her til she farts cum bubbles thru her nose
MOAR hot female cops, please
>>674497692
Because I'm giving away a bottle opener!
>https://goo
>.
>gl/2V58FQ
>>674497692
to check deez dubs?
>>674497692
Because you've just realized you're a woman with a fucking disgusting tattoo and you will ask anyone you meet for advice on how to remove it?
>>674498709
You think YOU are better qualified to fend off the "muscle bound thug" from "beating your face in then killing you" than she is because of your twig and berries? Really doe?
>>674499389
shouldn't you be white knighting on tumblr?
>>674499544
Shouldn't you be deflecting the que-.. ohh you're good.
>>674499389
Probably more based on the natural differences between males and females. You sound like a tumblr degenerate though so you wouldn't really understand reality.
>>674497692
i forgot to close the door
>>674498460
You are fucking autistic durrr tattoos make you tough
che
>>674497692
Yeah, because your a bitch, a hungry bitch
>Unzips penis
>>674499756
Oh I get it. It's like one of those Russian dolls that you stack inside each other. You defend labeling by labeling people who oppose you, neat.
>>674500311
No, I said it's more painful to get a tattoo than it is to whine on the internet.
cke
>>674498155
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>>674500311
You guys follow Director Olga, the rest may go.
>>674500778
FUCKING GO BACK TO TUMBLR you autistic SJW. Face reality please. These other guys have a point and I really want to see things from your point of view, but I can't shove my head that far up my own ass!
>>674500723
>unzips penis
>unzips
>penis
>>674498074
Real cop.
probably for some bullshit reason like a license plate protector that doesnt even block my plates or anything
Because I'm laying on the dash.
>>674500778
You seem upset. DId your daddy fuck you?
Did you love it?
>>674498878
>>674498947
Pathetic samefag please have sex 18+ kid
>>674497692
Because i didnt check my privilege?
>>674497692
Am I on some tv show? Where's the camera?
>>674497692
Nope, see ya ho.
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>>674497692
WHAT EVER YOU SAY, T.J. HOOKER!
>>674501198
LABELING
MAXIMUM TRIGGERING ACHIEVED
>>674501357
This post will be deleted in about a minute, but until then reply like it's the most horrid thing you ever seen. Go
>>674501300
>badboysbadoboyswhatchagunnado
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>>674501300
My bad self.
>>674497692
Anyone else have a fantasy to be fucked by a tough chick...cop, military, MMA fighter etc.?
I wanna fuck one so bad but they only dig meat head Affliction trash
>>674501433
Oh fuck
>>674497692
No, but you should be stopped for smoking in public *wink*
>>674501357
This post will be deleted in about a minute, but until then reply like it's the most horrid thing you ever seen. Go
>>674497692
Cause you can smell that I haven't masturbated in 2 days. Knees. Now!
>>674501357
DUDE THATS SO FUCKED I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
She only looks tough. Once you smacker her a few times and stick it in she gets wet just like the rest of em.
>>674501357
This post will be deleted in about a minute, but until then reply like it's the most horrid thing you ever seen. Go.
>>674497890
Law abiding citizen/10.
>>674498460
no it doesn't. You stop feeling the pain after a bit.
the financial pain is a different story.
>>674498460
I don't think it's a tattoo, it more likely some kind of faux tattoo skin-tight shirt thing.
Cops aren't supposed to have tats showing.
>>674498992
'go your ass to the gym'
I wish I could go my ass anywhere, I don't own a goer
>>674501476
You mean like that?
>>674501198
>tfw all three of your brain cells hug really tight
Well done anon, you're really going for the feels there. Not at all projecting your own emotions here.
>>674501856
>>674501051
Your penis doesn't have a zipper?
Da fuq?
>>674501917
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>>674501917
i think he meant more like this
>queen Miesha
>forever my queen
><3<3<3
>>674498460
Lmfao you kidding pham? Tattoos barely fucking hurt. I have 8 of them under wraps.
If you think getting a sleeve is true pain, you are the sheltered one.
Those bitches couldn't carry the 90lbs ruck I carried in SFAS
>>674502095
Jesus, why the fuck am I posting these?
>>674501917
Fuck yesss. Let that bitch take out all of her aggression and over-production of testosterone while slamming down repeatedly on my cock
>>674501917
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>>674502095
dumbasses think they're going to africa to save the rhinos from poachers.
Lets see how eager they are for promotional photos after said poachers rape them with aids.
>>674502178
Timestamp pics.
>>674501779
Maybe they make exceptions because she's a woman.
They already get physical fitness exceptions
>>674501779
The colors are very well defined. I see where you're coming from.
>>674501760
It's okay I am poor too, friend.
>>674502165
posting more of queen Miesha because it gratifies me sexually
>>674497692
Because is st. Patties day and my name in michaelfitzpatrick or patrickfitzmichael. I cant remember which.
>>674497692
Sup, Dickless Tracy?
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>>674498460
Holy FUCK, the cringe! Facebook and Reddit has taken over! Lord, deliver us from this evil!
>>674497692
How expensive is that body camera she's wearing and what's the resolution.
Just for comparison a gopro costs 120-400 dollars and shoots in 1080 30-60fps
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>>674497692
COZ YA WANNA GET TA KNOW ME???
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