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Go to woods to pic mushrooms - bend down - hear sound - look up - see this - what do?
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>>674477020
Fucking screech at the top of my lungs
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>>674477020
> do a 360 and walk away
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>>674477911
based
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>>674477911
dont madder if you turn 360 or 180 you probably get shot
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>>674477911
>360
your retarded
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I check my map, clearly I am walking in cirlcles.
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>>674478116
...and raped
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Yo, lady you lost?
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Take out dick and offer it to her. Probably gonna get shot anyway. Might get snu snu
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>>674478172
You're clearly not from here
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>>674479288
>here
your clearly a faggot
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>>674479885
wow I want to see more of her - give link!
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>>674479464
Newfag
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>>674480061
literally everything you need is in that image you fucking retard
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get wood
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>>674479885

look at that flabby under-arm
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"Don't shoot. I too am a feminist!"
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>>674481176
yes why should anyone pay to see her pictures?
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>>674477020
how are you so quiet?
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>>674477020
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>>674477020
"Look son it's bigfoot! And it's evolved enough to hold a crossbow!"
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>>674482445
moar
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>>674477020
What internet have you visited to have found such pictures?

Jesus Fucking Christ.
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>>674477020
Looks like the lovechild between that fat tub of lard walker-in-the-well and Daryl Dixon.
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Best pussy I have seen, ever.
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>>674482445
moar
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>>674478172
newfag detected.
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>>674478768
Better to die with dignity, lad.
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>>674477020
surrender and hopefully get shot right in the eyes
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>>674483017

The deepwebz
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>>674481791
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>>674477020
I'd realize that without breast reduction surgery, her breasts would be below her navel.
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>>674477020
Stare at her for 20 seconds then bounce away like a deer.
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>>674477020
>No rings
>Probably leveled dex
Backstab the casual and flip roll away
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>>674484700
She's shit tier white trash, not black.
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>>674482445
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>674477020
Run away. If she misses the first shot (hopefully her ham-stuffed arms prevent accuracy), there isn't shit she can do.
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Really? She pulls a fucking deadly weapon on you pricks and you lot want to run away and hope she doesn't kill you? Gutless cowards one and all.
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>>674477020
beg her to pull the trigger so i dont have to live with this picture in my head
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>>674477020
I'm not getting raped then eaten.
DO A BARREL ROLL
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I'd ask her what she did to make her skin melt like that.
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