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rekt thread
V2.0
GO!
>>674467109
bumpity
Was in last thread, will contribute
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9qx8CLc3Q
>>674467734
thanks /b/ro. i got there late..
bumperino, other one 404'd :/
>>674467904
i saw that earlier. stupid white girl trying to act tough gets her shit squashed for saying nigger. case closed.
>>674468287
it does make a great mem though kek
>>674468147
NP my guy, I got there ten minutes before close like the daft wanker I am.
>>674468287
>trying to act tough by calmly asking and angry gorilla to leave her property
>>674468467
she could have went inside or called the cops. no she tried to act tough and threw out the atom bomb. got squashed
>>674468738
niggers gonna nig right? what else would you expect
>>674468454
same. they will come, anon. they must!!
>>674468961
>>674467734
What the hell happened?
>>674469173
kek
i forget what this is...
>>674469276
Nerve gas
>>674469276
They hit an electrical line, stupid fuckers. Wasn't nerve gas.
>>674469383
fucking rekt
>>674469881
nerve gas
>>674469554
But it was so odd watching it for the first time, the way they dropped all at once.
>>674469881
nerve beams can't melt steel gas
>>674469383
sauce on this shit
>>674469173
literally too stupid to live.
>>674470105
she's a youtuber. i think it was a bit but can't recall off the top
>>674469383
How to frame your bf & send him back to prison so you can fuck your other bf.
>>674469173
Totally deserved it
raging demon falls under rekt, right guise?
>>674470381
>.webm
>>674467109
i used to rek a bitch with my dick.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674469150
Fuck your gay watermark fag, post the original
>>674470105
https://youtu.be/mhDtB0ViMXI
>>674467109
that dude was all over the news the next day
>>674467109
That fuckin guy is not alright!
SSDD
>>674469150
Kek poor pupper
>>674470608
don't have. just randomly saved from a rekt thread lost to the ages
>>674470813
Looks like he couldn't take the pressure.
>>674467734
>haven't checked to see if anyone has said or linked this
>but..
In the video of this, one of the people actually gets up and tries to go get help. But then they grab ahold of the bar again and get electrocuted again and fall over. Not sure what happens after that.
>inb4 nerve gas?
>>674471419
oshitnigger DIS A DRIBE BUY!
>>674467109
What happen here?
>>674471655
I tried to reply but some shitty spam filter is fucking it all up.
>>674467109
So what is that machine?
>>674470993
fucking overkill and a waste of bullets
>>674471655
They just get cooked pretty well done. If you had several thousands of volts coursing through you and you somehow managed to disconnect from the circuit I'd go so far as to imagine that you'd be pretty disoriented.
>>674471944
Looks like some sort of paper or fabric mill. Hard to tell. Can't be used for lumber, the guy came through in one piece but seriously ganked.
>>674472300
>>674472300
>>674472433
>>674471944
>>674471655
these dubs are making me thirsty
>>674469531
>>674469276
never gas
>>674469383
Fake as balls where's source?
>>674469383
hope this is real
>>674469184
heh gross
>>674467734
damn that must have smelt delicious
>>674472632
Did he go to prison? And news links?
>>674469184
Ayy lmao
>>674469276
I remember seeing this on LiveLeak a few years ago. They were moving some scaffolding and touched some power lines. If i remember correctly, one guy survived.
>>674473340
yo, that's some fucked up shit
>>674470993
I didn't know air soft rifles could do that.
>>674472884
It's an advert, good productive quality though.
>>674471655
sauce of proof?
>>674469184
>Came to earth in a silver chrome UFO
>To probe your ass and see how deep it can go
>Gain a boost when I merge my mind with my bro
Ayyyyyyy lmao
>>674469184
newfag here is this real? WTF
>>674472632
That guy fell asleep and woke up dead.
>>674468413
She punched the inner leering retard out of that girl's face.
>>674469383
this is something that shitty Unfriended movie could have been, upclose and hd horror that you wouldn't stop looking even if you feel sick
>>674474052
http://www.liveleak (DIZZZOTSSSS) com/view?i=bc3_1345975509
there you go. skip to 3:15. dude gets up and gets shocked again. then he gets up again in a bit and gets away.
>>674470993
LoL. This guy lived. He actually fucking lived. LoL.
>>674474416
what should one do in this situation for real?
>>674474703
Literally just chomping his face...
>>674474925
I call bullshit on that one
>>674474454
kek
>>674474925
I couldn't believe it either.
>>674471944
it makes memes
>>674475095
The human body is an extraordinary thing.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d4_1393589943
>>674468738
Yeah, or she could have just shot that nigger dead. Improve the neighborhood. Maybe next time.
>>674474703
Mantis don't give a fuck
>>674475030
call cops i guess? ambulance isn't really necessary or a rush on it anyways
>>674467734
Damn dude....
DAAAAAAAAMMNNN
how do I upvote this?
>>674475286
>all the heads turn at the same time
kek
>>674475781
Because of feminism, I fap to stuff like this now.
>>674475644
I've heard people refer to them as both robots and owls in that respect
>>674469150
Yup, I only feel sorry for that dowg.
>>674475525
>Devious flimflam detected
>>674475625
Holy fuck lol
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>674476116
copypasta/10
>>674475030
I'd have done the same thing that guy did. I might check for a wallet first. See if there was any cash.
>>674467109
>that fedora flying
>>674476116
mr8 b8 m9
>>674469276
I saw this on the news. A terror cell in Malaysia purchased some nerve gas from a linked terror cell in the middle east. They released it on some construction workers in a non muslim neighborhood. very sad 2bh
>>674469881
newfag
>>674476116
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OFF 4CHAN NORMIE
>>674476223
You just KNOW that old bitch probably deserved it.
>>674474200
You can thank PP for that.
>>674475781
Damn.. is she allright?
>>674476614
Yeah she made a full recovery
>>674476116
Welcome to /b/
>>674476626
That's what a feminist deserves...
>>674476116
Go back to Tumblr and Reddit, Faggot.
>>674476116
funny? it is damn interesting
>>674467109
>So, can I touch the machine while it's on?
>Like this?
>Yeah
>Nah, it's danger- *ated*
>>674476116
R8 b8 1/10 m8
>>674468287
Nigger should have let the property. If I was the white boy in the background. soon as the monkey attacked he I would beat that ape back to the jungle.
>>674476614
Yeah, it was just a prank bro
>>674476839
That's nice
>>674475850
Female officers was really the worst idea ever.
>>674476116
YOU are weak, faggot, dead bodies are so fun!
>>674476163
What an oger
>>674475345
sadistic as fuck
glad they're all in prison now
>>674477207
Holy fuck dis nigga KEK
>>674477207
The look on the stabbers face
>>674477501
And i thought he was going to kill someone...
>>674477377
haha
>>674470813
He was on a roll
>>674475345
Damn read the description, these guys are like the 3 guys 1 hammer maniacs.
>>674477501
>look at me imma try to stand
>>674475781
story?
>>674475286
kek, its great how confused they are when he shoots
>>674475625
that fucking stick lmao
>>674477856
nah his girlfriend was behind the register and they broke up or some shit
>>674477307
Did that guy just go back to the future?
>>674477844
What the fuck is he hitting the guy with?
>>674469276
The 4chan gag goes it's always nerve gas. Bespeshully this clip.
Or fuckin' magnets.
>>674476526
Kek
>>674469150
first out-loud laugh of the day
thank you based anon
>>674469184
>AyyLmao
>AyyLmao
>AyyLmao
>>674477377
he turned a man
>>674475144
>>674476116
>
This faggot posts the same shit with "you're sitting at a desk in a warm home" no one gives a shit these are videos and what ever is on them, you cant change
>>674478179
Motherfucker just went Jason all of a sudden
>>674473860
Headon: Apply directly to forehead!
>>674478468
eh I contribute to rekt threads and often I view it in the same way I view a horror movie. I like gore, horror and otherwise dangerous things
>>674477844
headshot, fucker, headshot!!!
>>674477162
fucking mushroom gas.. so dangerous
>>674477162
Moar nerve gaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
>>674478907
That isn't mushroom gas you fucking retard, it is fucking broccoli gas you autistic fuck.
>>674474925
link?
>>674479085
LMAO
>>674474416
What happened? The guy looks a bit flat
>>674469150
>>674474925
I'm gonna need some sauce
>>674479127
I would have smashed that thing to fucking pieces.
>>674474703
thats a grasshopper and a hornet dummy
>>674475850
>be me
>30 years old
>cis scum call me fat, they mean beautiful
>become cop to expose the patriarchy and have legal immunity
>see cisnigger
>try to grab him
>fall over
>raped.jpg
>try to chase him down but im too oppressed by gravity
>walk slowly to dunkin donuts to tumblr
>>674475850
Why not use their batons?
>>674477676
PenDEejo...
>>674479371
ylyl
>>674479456
top kek
>>674469184
Ayy
>>674467734
nerve gas gets em every time
>>674479504
They are women. The estrogen in their brain lessens their reason, effectively meaning if they respond to your 911 call, you are fucked.
>>674479596
How can you be this shit at driving. That chevy cruz deserved it.
>>674479371
Too much store and dash cam pasta, let's see more lethal natural disasters like this
Much appreciated, anon
>>674477844
Sauce?
>>674476626
sauce?
>>674479596
holy shit
>>674474703
just noticed how the mantis ripped off the bees arm in the beginning. Guess he doesnt like to be nudged when he's eatin
>>674475435
that epic dive tho
>>674476614
no she's alight
>>674475144
> china
>>674479666
Thanks dude
>>674477162
What a shitty way to die.
>>674476116
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674476163
fucking niggers
>>674479731
where is the gun?
>>674477162
Nerve gas is dangerous
America has a nigger problem
>>674479731
story?
>>674475030
your body goes into shock when you see someone die, so almost everyone would react like that
>>674479596
Man, im fine with gore, but for some reason cars being destroyed with people in the car always get to me
>>674475286
this is forever my favorite.
>>674479596
Air so polluted it's a thick haze
>china
>>674469150
Did she literally just kill her own dog?
>>674480561
hate it when people pass lanes like that
>>674476216
YEP
>>674478179
sweet jesus! he's got BALLS OF STEEL!
>>674477162
dat nerve gas
>>674480733
Nah, the dog is fine.
>>674474703
how the fuck did it catch a bee
>>674469276
They hit the power lines.
>>674467904
That was one of the most satisfying things ive seen in a long time.
>>674474416
pardon my stupidity, but does hitting the ground that hard actually kill you instantly? And how? Is it painless?
>>674480884
smalltalk
>>674476428
newfag
>>674467734
This is electrocution correct?
>>674476223
There he goes, our unsung hero GRAN-PUNCH MAN!
>>674481007
bones crushed, the shock and movement of all your inner parts etc.
>>674479085
fucking road rash physics
>>674481007
It's painful, only temporarily until your sense leaves you
>>674478236
np, dude
>>674481106
No sorry man I was wrong, it's nerve gas.
>>674479085
ultimate planking championships
>>674477501
>It was at this point that Steve realized he'd fucked up.
>>674481106
no, it's nerve gas.
>>674477844
SAUCEPLS
>>674480387
>dat fluid dynamics
>>674469881
Mustard gas
>>674469150
kill that bitch for using her dog like that...dog better bite her in her throat
>>674481007
pretty much instantly, yes. Your insides are soft, and that sudden deceleration crushes or ruptures damn near everything.
>>674470993
>Murica
>>674471944
Nerve gas
>>674478090
Read filename
>>674470039
>nerve gas....
They're holding steel framework which hit a power line, electrocuting them all. Why the fuck would you jump straight to nerve gas?
>>674480025
shit he got rocked. i mean obviously it's kinda hard to defend yourself against 6 dudes
>>674467109
hey guys, where can i find a ton of suicide videos
thanks for the help /b/ros
>>674479874
kek
>>674469383
Fake, but still cool.
>>674481507
Actually wondered what mph his blood was moving when I first saw this
>>674480214
The world anon, the world has a nigger problem.
>>674481741
was the cop kissing him? kek
Who needs Rekt thread when you got trips! Check em niggers!
>>674481869
>>674481869
http://www.bestgore.com/category/suicide/
Learn to google twat
>>674470993
when was this on liveleak?
would like to know the story behind it^^
>>674480811
I don't get what happened here, can anyone explain?
>>674479874
>>674470993
I've not seen this one before. Anymore OTT deaths?
>>674481469
And the kid went the same way the shooter went...
>>674482096
thanks senpai
>>674473316
I'm sure he went to jail, but I want to know the story too.
Seems like it might be his dad.
>>674481741
>clip reversed
TOP KEK
>>674476163
What a fantastic way to disprove her racial slur. By punching her right in the dome.
>>674476116
>>674480028
Samefag
>>674477518
I overthink these too much, like what if that was my girlfriend, and I had to watch her die. I'd kill myself. Maybe I don't belong on rekt threads.
>>674482253
There were two kids
>>674482212
kek that tortoise is such a dick
>>674477907
Gang banger from Guatemala. Her and 2 guys killed a taxi driver for a measely sum of cash.
townspeople found her and then burned the dirty bitch alive. Dirty gangbanger whore died.
>>674480561
At least he's indicating
>>674477856
he did
>>674480811
>>
wtf is this
>>674481962
>>674475625
>>674477956
If you slow it down it looks like strips of plastic or tire.
>>674482181
I think I read that it either caught some cables laid out on the street or were overhead.
>>674482096
>>674482328
oh wait, i mean fuck you, ive been to this shitty site before and there are no videos there
>>674467734
classic, almost forgot about you
>>674478179
what a fucking badass
>>674480561
What, how? Has to be a woman.
>>674482181
le nerve gas le
>>674481962
MODS
>>674482212
Wow, that frog is a total dick. It's funny that the cat is so mellow about it, but a responsible pet owner would stop that frog from bullying the cat right away.
>>674475850
Lmao he got away with a light fucking jog
>>674475781
>>674477907
story of a peaceful religion you know
i guess you can say that this happened not in berlin or new york, more like "abu abu muhammed alalalau"
>>674482181
>>674482181
The van hit the fourth wall, can't you see the cursor?
>>674482830
>>674475286
sauce?
>>674483079
>>674481741
Caption the webm at the end "Assist 10+".
>>674480884
They're incredible bugs my dude.
>>674479373
Dude, you should already know that cockroaches can survive a week without a head
>>674475435
Just hold my beer for a sec
>>674482921
okay i think i've got it. check it: so black car driver has his wheels turned toward the van notices they're about to collide and as they do he jerks his wheel back to the right so fast that the van flips its shit. any questions?
>>674475781
it just keeps going
also saved as
>a witch.webm
>>674482830
>frog
>>674480275
Lol no it doesn't
>>674483241
Lvl 30 player vs. Lvl 5 player (with cash)
>>674475286
Hands down best thing ever.. Have no idea if the kid deserved that or not but every ones reaction was perfect
