>2116 >walk into your bedroom >see this >wut do?
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>2116
>walk into your bedroom
>see this
>wut do?
lynch it
>>674466230
get killed by a robot while sporting a massive unfulfilled boner. why the fuck is it in my room if not to kill the shit outta me? bitch'd at least knock on the front door if it wanted the d.
>>674466230
Make sweet love to it because if i'm alive in 2116 i have to be at least partly robot.
Fuck it hard, Mmm looks so sexy
>>674466230
How does one fuck cold hard metal?
turn it off and go to sleep
>>674466230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv-_LqTeQA
Unit-069, are you ready for your nightly oil change?
>>674466230
Give it a lube job, if you know what I mean.
Throw all my clothes on my robdrob.
>>674466230
Shoot it with a Shotgun, Get Naked, Cover myself in it's oil...I wear it's Ass-cheeks as a hat, Run outside, yell out "THE MACHINES HAVE REBELLED!!!!" Until every person in town grows weary of the automatons...
2116 and still walking.... what a faggit I'm floating in with my jet pack bitch
>>674466230
delete its system32
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I'd turn 3600 degrees and walk away
Sell it on ebay
fuck her
>>674466230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjI2J2SQ528
Dry hump the shit out of its cold metal booty.
>>674466230
Install firmware updates on it for two hours, jerk off in the interim.
>>674466230
Question how the fuck I'm still alive.
>start vigorously humping
>suddenly it freezes
>whoopi.exe has stopped working
>reach for the power button on its neck
>hold it down, but forget to pull out
>the hole closes, chops my dick off
>mfw
Fucking Microsoft
Install fleshlight attachment and initiate robosex protocol Delta-7
>>674470111
kek, nice trips
>>674466230
I won't be around in 2116.
>>674470111
>Implying hard-booting a robo-babe mid fucc is not pure bliss
>>674466230
ask why my adjutant is out of her container
>>674466230
close 4chan
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Trade it in for credit towards the new 8-008-EI5 model.
>start fucking it
>halfway through it tells me that there's a software update
>restart it and jerk off while it updates
>go to bed
