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Hey faggots i have no more money or alcohol but I'm desperate

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Hey faggots i have no more money or alcohol but I'm desperate to get drunk off this just one time. If I distill with salt could I drink 8 oz of this one time without risking anything but alcohol poisoning?
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where do you live please dont drink
i need a state
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You are stupid as fuck
Pls drink and end your life
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>>674465243
You'll get way moar drunk on bleach if it's your only time doing it
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>>674465379
Virginia
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>>674465243
it'll probably work give it a shot
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if you were closer id help
i live in New jersey
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>>674465757
fuck you, i dont need help, i need to get drunk.
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>>674465243
Just drink it straight. People pound this shit in jail it'll fuck you up
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https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-extract-alcohol-from-hand-sanitizer
Wouldn't this work?
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>>674465243
Youre a loser
And that says alot, considering i browse on here for 2 hours a day.
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>>674466470
you've been on here for 2 hours a day, you're the real loser.
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>>674466470
>2 hours
I know that with your long school day, your parent's making you do your homework, doing your chores and going to bet at bedtime makes 2 hours seem like a lot of your time, but it's not really worth 'ironically' joking about.

Just go catch up on your 'sophisticated humour' youtube subscriptions or something, leafyishere has probably uploaded today.
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>>674465243
You'll need a mixer. It's stronger than regular alcohol. It's also a good idea to mix it with bleach to break down the gelatin that way it'll be more like everclear.
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>>674465243
Bump
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lol yeah do it then post back the results
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>>674466897
Yup, hes trying to get high on hand sanitizer, but im a loser for being a casual and browsing on here for a couple hours after work, and class. Well, at least you gave it the old college try!
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>>674465243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
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>>674465243
yeah dude you dont even have to distill, it is perfectly safe. drink up we've all been there
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>>674465757
Hey bud where in new jersey. Wanna go get drunk?
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