If the earth is really round, how come austrians don't fall off?
i hate you badg sometimes
I don't.
>>674463587
this
oh it destroyed my name
>>674463587
go to bed
>>674463706
it is 6:34 pm at night in the evening, anon
I've got a headache and my head feels hot as hell. Please send help.
I am massaging your temples
>>674463810
so?
>>674464403
so it is not time to go to bed yet and doing so would be difficult and likely unsuccessful
>>674463642
Is that a real game? If so, why you don't give the name? Asshole
Thanks
>>674464622
I don't know, but I don't think it's a real game.
>>674464535
Maybe with THAT attitude
>>674465220
I have no reason for any other attitude
>>674465444
Check ed
>>674465444
Maybe if you were more of a go-getter you would get more stuff done.
going to get is so overrated
>>674465860
well that's been obvious for a long time
>>674466001
Yes, but the point is, if you were more active and willing to try things you would be able to go to bed all the time
>>674466459
i am unhealthily inactive and usually unwilling to leave whatever room i'm currently in, and let me tell you, i can go to bed all the time any time
>>674466459
MAYBE
>>674463072
Because Austrians are douchebags.
>>674466363
*touches your tail twice*
>>674466679
Hitler excluded, they're pretty sensible.
>>674466602
You need to teach freklz this skill
>>674466638
TYPING IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING
>>674466363
I want to suck a big man cock until he cums deep on my throat so I can swallow every single drop
No homo
>>674466950
but if I am in bed then I can't be here talking to you guys
>>674467096
I thought you had a laptop
>>674467339
I do but it is plugged in to so much other shit that moving it is a pain
>>674466868
b-but i've only paid for one!
>>674466950
every time i try we end up making out a lot and playing league of legends
>>674467004
it's not homosexual because on the inside you are a cute animal girl, just like me
>>674467421
>>674467656
I am pretty lazy
suitemates are fucking dumb.
>>674467610
I see no reason not to try some more
>>674467749
I would insult you, but I am currently avoiding a portfolio piece due next week
I have two more the week after, so I should really get this shit done quickly so I can work on those.
>>674467967
just do it the day it's due
that's what I always do
I did that today, even
>>674466868
Hitler brings the rest down.
>>674467610
>cute anime girl
I wish. The only thing I have is that men doesn't care who's sucking his dick as long that is sucking
>>674468070
These are too large for that
Would take upwards of 10 hours each, and that's if I work non-stop without distraction or breaks.
Ugh, something cold and white is falling from the sky. Also I did a thing.
>>674467610
The other one's on the house.
>>674468296
Does the same principle apply to Americans and Trump?
>>674467967
i will try right now
>>674468405
perhaps being a totally denigrated fucktoy also appeals to you
>>674468501
you are so kind
>>674468439
oh that is a lot of work
you should probably get started on them then
wanna ride my bike with you
fully undressed, no training wheels left for youuuuuuu
>>674468547
I'm sure you'd do the same for me.
I've got a bike you can ride it if you like
let me borrow your longboard
>>674468855
without hesitation
i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride it where i like
>>674468743
I know
Every time I try to get started, the poor wording of the first question just kills my enthusiasm
I think I will need to skip it for now and get the rest done
>>674468511
Well... Just maybe
>>674468935
D-dom, I...
>>674469079
I chuckled a bit.
>>674469079
I hate it when questions are worded poorly
especially if there's no way to easily clarify or ask for help
I guess I'm just a play date to you.
>>674469263
Yeah. It shouldn't be too much of an issue though, I'm not worried about failing. It's just my inner autist screaming
>>674469512
complain loudly about it when you hand it in
>>674469248
me too.
>>674469220
embrace it. wear the pantsu.
>>674469364
i am play dating your tail
>>674468501
We've got enough horrible people, that we don't need Trump to drag us down.
>>674469248
I like his socks and shoes
>>674469637
I'd rather not talk to her at all
>>674463072
You mean Australians? you pathetic furfaggot
Ashes, ashes, time to go down. Oooh, honey, do you want me now?
>>674469904
oof, is she that bad?
>>674469997
haha, nice one!
>>674469997
Hahaha! You really tickled my funnybone anon!
>>674469662
Now I feel like watching Nichijou.
>>674469681
Oh, right.
>>674469837
Those clothes look pretty comfy too. I'd like to have them.
>>674469997
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674469662
I hope the dinner will be nice, at least.
>>674470073
She's kind of boring and it's a boring class. I've skipped a lot of it. She knows about me being sick all the time though so she probably thinks that is why
I still have to deal with her for another 10 weeks or so
demos would you like to anime after i stuff my face with a tuna sandwich
>>674469997
EPIC BURN.
yes
>>674470384
that's lame
how long do your semesters go? or I imagine you just have summer break at the opposite time of year
you have captured the very essence of me in that file
okay i will be back in a half hour then
>>674469662
Who told you that I haven't? ;)
Actually tbh I'm not sure if I'm a degenerate or I'm just boring
>>674470376
it will be, especially considering what comes after
salutations
i'll be waiting
hello mr anime butts guy
>>674470770
how are the two related
hi freklz
have you had a nice clover day?
timby go away nobody likes you
>>674470625
About 18-20 weeks or so
>>674471266
pls don't summon him here
I have
I got all my shit done and then promptly sat down and started drinking and wasting time on the internet in the true spirit of the holiday
>>674471372
so yeah same as us then
>>674471133
>be me
>boring
>Come to /b/
You know, maybe that's my problem
hum
sounds like a good day
i worked earlier and spent a little bit of time outside and now home having some beers
getting shit done, heh heh
>>674471631
at least you have an enormous penis
very similar days we had then
I just realized I got a free pizza from papa john's and I am contemplating ordering it
that is dangerous though because I will have to throw out whatever I don't eat tonight
Fucking alcoholic.
FREE LARGE THREE-TOPPING PIZZA OH BABY
this is the last of my alcohol though
I am finishing it all before spring break
ye free stuff can be nice
i have soup right now, and some spinach salad with a filet of smoked salmon if i'm hungry later
trying to eat a little better lol
I'm quite sure you need more alcohol.
>>674472090
Stop telling lies!
>>674472481
>>674472481
>>674472481
why will you throw it out
>>674472837
okay. easy.
wow that sounds delicious as fuck
I wish I had the patience to cook for myself
I would probably be so much healthier than I am
and have more money, too
>>674472829
all in due time
>>674473002
I am leaving for spring break tomorrow
>>674473209
>I wish I had the patience to cook for myself
It's not patience, you're just lazy
>>674473209
Just don't dawdle.
>>674473411
what is the difference
>>674473482
I can assure you I will not
>>674473607
Wow, my headache subsided. You're a wizard.
cooking is pretty inexpensive once you get it rolling, but has a kind of high up front cost
>>674473209
hey, don't show anyone your boobs
well it's just a prepackage piece of salmon, but it's delicious crumbled over some spinach and lettuce with olives, onions and such. also a little vinegar and olive oil
I'd cook a salmon steak but they are more expensive and i didn't really want to cook tonight lol
>>674463072
Because the gravity of how stupid you are keeps em from falling.
>>674473786
>hey, don't show anyone your boobs
ignore this
>>674474070
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674474115
that is still far more effort than I would put into anything
I tend to just microwave frozen shit or heat it up in the oven
I have thought about getting salmon before, actually, since it is so easy to cook
>>674473786
s-sorry, you know how it is with outfits like this
>>674473784
you're welcome
>>674474115
order this free pizza y/n
>>674474130
I am not a SLUT
>>674474275
>I am not a SLUT
okay yeah sure freklz
I believe you
>>674474272
>>674474275
Of course yes.
Salmon and potatoes
Just got out of h/fur thread. Pretty sure the whole thread is just an argument lol
>>674474130
i agree with this, show only me your boobs
>>674474275
Think I'll go to sleep.
>>674474611
goodnight
>>674474371
it's true
>>674474425
ok
I'm not really a great cook by any means, but sometimes I'll experiment and come up with some neat things. Tonight I'm being mostly lazy though and going with things I can throw together in line three minutes.
I'd eat free pizza tho
>>674475010
ok
>>674474904
who is this
>>674475425
idk it's not like it has my name in the picture
Bane?
cooking at all is impressive to me
free pizza it is then
>>674475812
Yesh Darwin, it'sh me Bane
>>674475958
Aayyyyy
demos i set up the rabbit
woo
what will you get on it?
>>674476254
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Get some wings too.
pepperoni, spicy sausage, canadian bacon
>>674476681
does papa john's even have good wings
that would probably be too much though
are papa johns wings any good
>>674463072
*Australians
uh-oh.. poop time
>>674476828
>Papa John's
I'm confused
Is this a g/fur thread or a anime thread?
Anime
Good evening boys and girls. hope everyone had a wonderful day
>>674476990
that is where the free pizza is from
and I'm not gonna make the effort to order food from TWO places
>>674477063
yes
>>674477158
ew at that comic
>>674477168
Why do you treat yourself so miserably?
>>674477158
Its been 'eh'.
>>674477329
terminal indolence
>>674477063
It's a DOCTOR BEEEEEEEEES thread
>>674477329
We're too forgiving of his faults
what nef said
>>674477326
>>>674477158 (You)
>ew at that comic
is there a hardblush comic you would rather see?
>>674477548
sorry to hear that.
>>674477326
But i don't have any pictures aside of my cute little fag colection
>>674478039
that's a loaded question
>>674478039
>is there a hardblush comic you would rather see?
what a question
there's no winning no matter how you answer it
>>674477740
Doctor Bees is my spirit animal.
>>674478039
I hasn't been bad, just not a lot happening.
>>674478251
mmm well most of the gfur i have came from a siterip. wish i had more some Jay Naylor stuff
What's this? An extravagant collection of animu and sexy dogs?
My briefcase full of bees will put a stop to that
>>674478444
nice trips
NOT THE BEES
NOT THE BEES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stop posting gfur altogether and post qt anime girls instead
but why bees
Post yordles instead.
male models*
>>674478614
THE SITUATION HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF MORE BEES
>>674478719
>>674478719
>>674478719
>>674478719
>>674478719
ignore this
>>674478769
ignore this
http://4d3d3d3.com/
dominic please
>>674478719
NEVAH!!
>>674479091
add sequence: OYSTER
>>674479197
why is that image so adorable
dom can you post more splatoon miiverse caps
they're my favorite
>>674479292
>why is that image so adorable
Because he is apologising in advance instead of acting as if it is his allies fault and telling them that he fucks their mothers
>posting pitou
I would post the girl with the cupcake to show my enjoyment but we are at image limit
>>674478329
Freklz, why won't you be my little fishlipped faggot?
>>674479659
because that's fucking gross and also you're fucking gross
>>674479591
what a winner
I have a couple images that you've posted saved cuz I like them but I don't post them much for whatever reason
>>674479797
I figured as much
>>674473881
You can alternatively make "Oyster Salmon"
It's basically oyster sauce with a pinch of salt and sugar glazed over a salmon while it's being fried. It tastes amazing.
>>674479548
that's the only one i have, it made me feel so sad for all the children i've told to kill themselves in video games
>>674479292
here's something else adorable, next thread
