you jelly /b/ros?
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you jelly /b/ros?
> Visible scar lines
> Keratinized glans
> unkempt public hair
0/10 You're not even trying. Put some lotion on that thing
>>674461734
Lol *pubic
>>674460921
>circumcision scar looks like you were in a bear fight
>dry yellowing dick
>tiny dick head
your dick seriously looks like this: /\
You have a fucking ant-eater nose dick
also due to angle and being able to see the base of your dick, where the hair grows, it's obvious the bottle isn't lined up with your dick. It's too low.
You didn't even try
>>674460921
>>674460921
Yeah, I'd kill for a cold beer right now.
>>674462341
fucking rekt
>>674460921
Dude im circumcised and my dick doesnt look as dry as that old beef jerky
Uncircimised squad reporting in
>>674463158
>clean shave on the balls
>scruff in the front
why? Do you not shave both on the same day?
>>674460921
nice warts
>>674463437
>shaving the pubic area
Balls are the only thing to shave, just trim pubes
>>674463656
>this guy doesn't know the god-tier feeling of a smooth as fuck pubic area
I'm sorry for your loss anon
>>674464148
>this guy hasnt experienced the horror of multiple ingrown hairs
Just wait
>>674464148
not him, but some of us aren't hairless children. do you know how fucking retarded it looks when a guy shaves his pubes but has a hairy chest and stomach? it's the genital equivalent to someone shaving off their eyebrows
>>674464311
I've been shaving for years, ingrown hairs stop after the first few times
>>674464488
>hairy chest and stomach
that's your problem then
and you wonder why women don't like you
I mean sure, you're fine if you're a 40 year old dad who doesn't care about being in shape and looking nice, but come on
>>674464730
And the bait comes out
>>674460921
>4.5 inch erect penis
>jelly
Pick one
>>674460921
Of what? The shitty beer or the deformed cock? In either case, no.
>>674464837
>bait
please tell me the last time a woman other than your mother said "oh anon, your body hair is so sexy"
where do you get such small bottles?
>>674465149
>ignorance: the post
Ill bite. My last two girlfriends enjoyed my chest and ab hair. I can tell by your language that you are late teens early 20s, which means the last girl you probably had relations with was either young as well or immature
Seeing as how you still ascribe to the theory that women think body hair is icky, but women dont, girls do. You also sound like the type of guy who has only been with girls that lay there while you thrust. Youll be with a woman soon m8, and itll blow your mind