Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
If you are depressed or suicidal, I'll help you as best I can.
>>674459892
bump?
>>674460268
I'll bump
are you overweight?
>>674459625
Have you been in a relationship while being in that phase? Was it helping? Was it too much effort?
>>674461293
Look at my picture and answer your own question.
>>674461361
Relationships can hurt or help; there is no easy answer. It depends how supportive your partner is, and how much effort you are putting in to helping yourself.
>>674459625
Your name Amy?
>>674461463
ok question 2: are you a man or a woman?
It's good to read your post, OP, it's been a long time. Look, you've done some damage here, they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come. I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. Just you and me. We'll work this thing out together. Is that fair enough?
>>674459625
What have you done for anyone else besides yourself in the last month? When was the last time you simply walked 3 miles? I am curious.
>>674461611
Not even close.
>>674461613
Same answer.
>>674461634
Who are you again?
>>674459625
Help yourself first...
>>674459625
tits or gtfo you dumb cunt
>>674461704
Uhm. Three miles, I haven't walked that for a long long time. Because I'm disabled.
I travel about a mile to work, much of it walking, every day.
And what have I done for anyone? Just last night, due to one of these threads, I helped someone confess their love to their loved one. They are going on a date next friday. S'pretty cool.
>>674461849
>>674461849
Can't. No one can. Intractable depression, resistant to treatment. Welcome to the world; not everything has a solution.
why havnt you killed youself today faggot?
>>674459625
Why don't you eat healthy, take some zinc, magnesium and omega 3, meditate daily and exercise 4 times a week so you won't feel suicidal anymore?
And if that's too much, why not take AD's?
>>674461712
how old are you?
Kill yourself
>>674461898
I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue OP from you. I came here to rescue you from him.
>>674462027
Because too many people are counting on me.
>>674462090
Neither of those solutions worked for me.
>>674462100
Old enough.
>>674462123
Can't.
I would like to die
>>674462391
It's not all its cracked up to be, trust me.
>>674459625
!help
I'm afraid of failure which in turn feeds procrastination which contributes to my depression. And so on.
How to just do it?
>>674462216
>>674462090
Give it a year. I didn't notice a difference at 3 months, which was demotivating. But I continued, And i'm not even mildly depressed anymore.
>>674462216
would you like to die?
>>674462535
>>674462216
Don't think you will feel a difference in 2 weeks doing these things yo
>>674462459
Break the task up into small goals, which are each trivial to do. Start on the smallest one, then work your way up.
>>674462535
Yeah, that's unhelpful as shit and condescending as fuck.
>>674462588
Read the original post and see if you can figure it out.
>>674462629
How about two years?
>>674462123
>>674462027
I like how this gets posted ad-nauseam every thread and it's just as amusing as it is the first time
>>674462716
Why do you lie to yourself.
I am depressed as fuck but a pic with you in your panties might help...
>>674462894
I try not to lie as a rule.
>>674462090
>Why don't you eat healthy, take some zinc, magnesium and omega 3, meditate daily and exercise 4 times a week so you won't feel suicidal anymore?
fucking this.
what a shit thread with inane questions and answers.
OP please stop seeking attention on an anonymous image board and go out into the world and make a fucking difference for those you love and care about. You won't have time to wallow in self loathing pity when you're too busy being an actually human being.
GO MAKE A DIFFERENCE OR WASTE AWAY
show me your feet? if you're a girl, otherwise don't.
>>674462965
Yeah, it turns out that exercise and vitamins don't counter genetics.
And neither does peptalks, so thanks but no thanks; I'm already making a difference for those I love and care about.
And this is part of that, so....thanks for telling me to do what I already do.
>>674462946
Then quit your BS and get your ass on a threadmill/outside. Meditate for 20 mins a day and do CBT with a therapist who you like,
>>674463194
I second this motion.
>>674463293
Yeah, see, as I've already said, that doesn't work for me.
>>674463358
Don't encourage them.
>>674459625
I was suicidial. Not anymore, I just came to accept that my life is not going to be what I wanted it to be. It took 7 years though.
>>674465123
Good for you then, Anonymous!
>>674461949
You are what we call a sympathy vulture. Someone with Muchausen Syndrome. You have no experiences of your own so you leech off the trauma of others, you are so horribly fucked up, the only way you can make a connection is to find someone suffering and swoop in to become their "friend" and, eventually, you withdraw that support in order to make them feel guilty. You are the kind of person who claims you will be there to catch someone when they fall... but in reality, you watch them fall, then come to offer sympathy to their body. You are the kind of person who writes kind words about a person who has died even though you didn't know them and never had a positive thought about them while they lived. You do this because you are an emotional vampire; without the emotions of others, you weaken.
I hope you step out into the daylight and explode, Mickey. your crutch is nothing compared to your online crutch of snark communities. You thought you had real friends but you just got fatter and fatter. You claim to be a social worker or a legal assistant or a psychology student... anything that has just enough credibility but doesn't require any credentials.
I know who you are.
>>674465430
Yeah, my name isn't Mickey, and also, you are the worst kind of pseudointellectual; fighting you only makes you stronger, so I'm gonna stick with an oldie but a goodie.
NO U
>>674459625
Dont kill yourself faggot cut yourself and post the pics
I have nasal dysfunction where it feels like I"m suffocating all day long. not getting any oxygen to my brain. my quality of life is so bad I might as well just shoot myself. I missed out on all the best things of life
>>674465935
I never said I was going to kill myself.
>>674465946
Can't you use a respirator for that? Like for sleep apnea?
What's your best coping mechanism?
Mine's probably weed.
>>674466002
still won't get REM sleep. I need PRP injections to my turbinates but can't afford
>>674466002
Stop giving medical advice nigger
People be fucking dying and you be like 'hurrr have you tried unplugging your modem and plugging in back in hurrrr'
>>674459625
"depressed"
nice meme
>>674466134
Weed is a terrible coping mechanism.
>>674466154
How much are they?
>>674466245
Pretty sure medical diagnosises aren't memes.
No matter what tumblr says.
>>674466270
$1500
You're weak. That's why you're depressed. Go run a hill, smoke DMT, lift weights, chase girls or men what ever. At least try and change your brain chemistry you faggot. Do something.
>>674459625
Watching Futurama right now. You like the show at all?
>>674466513
How long will that buy you?
>>674466546
None of those things have helped, and all my attempts to change my brain chemistry have not helped either.
Stop being so condescending; why do you assume I've done nothing?
>>674466598
Yeah, it's good. I have it all torrented.
same thread as yesterday kys OP
>>674466333
tumblr is the reason depression is a meme
ive wanted to kill myself for quite a while now
tumblr is the reason im scared of acting like a 12 year old girl taking 3 tylenol and calling it a suicide attempt
>>674459625
"I'm a terrible driver, ask me for advice on how to drive better. I'm driving right now actually."
>>674466702
Welcome to the concept of an hourly slot.
>>674466752
More like "I can't skydive anymore, but I can teach you how to from my experience".
You know, like how a lot of retired X's become teachers of X?
>>674466740
What's wrong Anonymous?
>>674466683
It's meant to regrow the nerves in my turbinates so I can sense airflow again. Should be lasting.
>>674466683
I was just trying to motivate you. Some people were just born unlucky i guess then. Hope things will turn around for you then. Good luck!
>>674466683
Nice. I used to, just watch it on Netflix now. I didn't know they added stuff after the movies, so I was surprised. I've binged watched it more than once.
>>674466924
Okay. How do I contact you? I can pay for it after taxes.
>>674466939
Yeah, as I mentioned my depression is due to genetics.
>>674466955
Yeah, it gets really high concept.
Post beginning with 67 after this post kills self by autoerotic asphyxiation if girlfag.
if boyfag, out and rape the person you always wanted but could never have. why not?
Shit happens, but we do the best we can to get thru it.
>>674466702
whatever fag
>>674459625
How would you suggest being happy most days when you are not doing what you love for work?
I would have to give up a lot and pretty much fuck myself backwards so I could start doing what I want.
>>674467090
Yeah, I wouldn't want to rape anyone, no matter what gender I was.
>>674467069
you have no idea how much that would mean to me.
skype : live:prpslashacell
email: [email protected]
>>674467069
Some genes can be activated or deactivated . When i read your posts you seem to have given up already
>>674467318
What? Most people don't enjoy or love their work; only 18% of people in the US enjoy their work. Yet most of them manage to be happy.
Maybe you should stop focusing on non-existent problems, and focus on the real problem: You aren't happy.
So change things until you are.
>>674467357
I wrote them down. I'll contact you in April.
>>674467417
In humans? Yeah, no they can't. Gene therapy has gone basically no where for 20-30 years.
I haven't given up, I'm just not cowardly enough to act like the chance is very high.
>>674467069
I was impressed. Easily in top 5 favorite shows. Which is saying something because I hate all other animation.
Sometimes when I'm depressed, titties make me smile. So, let's see 'em?
My dad hates me for being a neet and left my mom because of it.
Should i become an hero?
>>674467833
I'm an anon not a woman.
>>674467699
It's quite good.
>>674467853
You should stop being a NEET
>>674467642
Yes they can. Even eating some types of food can influence the expression of genes. Read into biogenetics.
Op. I would like some attention. Im 22 and have been going to court got statutory since i was 18. I have been chained to my state and been homeless for the better half of the last 4 years fighting depression, hardly able to get a job due to open case. Cant join the military? Facing possible jail time and sex offender registry for 20 years until possibility of appeal. I come to /b/ to make me feel better about myself because people here are fucked up amd they'll never truly be anle to judge me. I have contemplated suicide but i dont want my city to think im was just some pedo fag that couldn't handle life. I have hung around many crowds from drug dealers/gang bangers, highly educated college grads and adults to the most veteran homeless. Tell me why you deserve to die if i dont. If i have to fight everyday sometimes starving and stealing from grocery stores and robbing drug dealers to buy a pair of new shoes and pay my way under a roof at night. What is sooo wrong with you?
>>674467642
you're kind-hearted anon never change
Hi /b/ I've been drinking Monster for 2 hours now.
I'm at my 5th and hoping to die of a heart attack.
I'll be continuing my drinking.
>>674467911
Yeah, I'm going to go now.
You can all blame that guy; he's so ignorant to how biology works it gave me a headache.
See you all at 8AM tomorrow.
>>674467908
Well, it was worth a shot.
>>674467908
>You should stop being a NEET
I literally cannot hold a simple job on subway due constant panic attacks, autist shit i do and i failed highschool twice
>>674468329
So stop doing those things.
>going back to school
>inexpensive gene therapy
>yoga
>any kind of regular physical activity
>vitamin D (no not "dick" morons)
>sunlight
>volunteering
>getting a second job
>having a kid
>stop watching pornography
There are so many ways out of depression, faggots.
>>674468145
Hahahahah what a weak ignorant cunt you are. Every single post: as i mentioned, as i mentioned blablabla. You're a self proclaimed smart ass who is actually idiotic and narrow minded. I can see the correlation of your character type and depression. Good luck anyway Einstein.
>>674459625
Judging by a lot of your posts in this thread, you seem to be a little on the dumb side.
>>674467994
Um you do deserve to die. You are a rapist and a thief. You're just too much of a sociopath to know it.
>>674468999
Lmfao, trips do confirm, you got me anon.
>>674468145
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/09/110919073845.htm
First google search idiot and excuse me its not a direct scientific source but im sure there are plenty einstein
>>674469106
Lmfao im so done with this, what are the fucking odds !
>>674469240
Gay nigger
>>674459625
go out with me
>spank of 6 months
>friends became distant, now no longer speak
>girlfriend of 2 years left me for another man
>girl i trusted tried dating, knew her for 6 months, ended up catching her on 2nd month anniv. making out with another guy, was stuck there for hours feet away watching it happen
>crippling depression
>no longer get out of bed
>due to me having my credits early, i only attend school for 1 1/2 hours
> no way of meeting people
>havent spoken to another human being in nearly 3 weeks
>broke down an contacted my ex of 2 years to tell her im sorry for being mad (not rlly but needed human interaction) she said its okay and that we can be friends
>no contact directly after that from her or anyone else for 2 weeks
> now present
> no one to talk to, nothing to do, same exact pre-planned days
>crippling depression, cant get out of bed, no energy, lost many pounds, mind cannot get over the trauma of my life experiences, because of depression i disregarded any kind of planning for college, and due to previous lack of care for education i didnt have the past grades to qualify for a grant for college.
>now i know my only hope for human interaction is through any job i have
>i can't kill my self, against my morals, if thats what you want to call it.
I don't ever post.im hoping to read some other sad things to maybe change how my mind is dealing with these things, currently im talking to myself, and thinking im going insane, its like ptsd or something, maybe someothers' experiences can change that. Im going back to being a lurker now
