Need some advice, stoners. My job will random drug test.
Would I be okay if I smoke only on Fridays. 4 times a month? I am clean now, so how long will It take to be clean within that 7 day gap (every Friday) ?
How often do you work ?
Exercise regularly, get coconut water/tomato juice, shit and piss often, always have fake pee in check.
Might be OK.
>>674459284
Make clean pee first. Then do whatever you want.
/thread.
>>674459284
Just buy fake piss, it is completely fool-proof i did it for 2 years while on probation. They have no right to stick there grimy noses into your personal life, it is a violation of your rights and this is why we have whizzinators and fake piss.
>>674460142
Don't buy fake pee. Make clean pee. Don't be an faggot.
>>674459284
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niacin
Has yet to fail me op. Passed several tests via this lovely vitamin.
>>674460517
Complicated when stoned.
>>674459989
Do this if you wanna lose your job.
>>674459989
You're an idiot
>>674459426
Mon-Fri
Part time
>>674460142
This all the way op don't waste your time trying to clean your system you smoke to much you will only get fired. The fake pee even comes with a heater and it looks like a normal stream of piss when your using it.
real answer: you'll never know. its always a risk
>>674461536
>piss test
>clean piss
>fail
No. You are wrong.
>>674461593
No you.
Jesus. If you have a good job, just stop fucking smoking. That's what grown ups do.
& when you finally get to a point when you won't lose yer job over it. Pick it back up.
>>674460142
It realllly works? Fake Piss?
>>674460517
How often should I take it?
>>674461864
Real piss is real piss
>>674462007
Unless you know.
>>674459284
What kind of drug test saliva or pee ?
Just smoke a bowl not a whole blunt or joint just enough to give you a head change and you will be good
>>674462197
No, all of them.
>>674460142
I was on probation and smoked everyday all day I even visited my po high as fuck . He would ask me if I wanted some munchies from the cafeteria keks
>>674462098
>good life
Eat an ideal dick
>>674462212
It's pee. What if I want to dome 4 joints tho? With 2others
>>674462429
Plug everything. What are you 10
>>674462197
Fake piss is the only 100% sure way you would be a fool trying to cleanup they will just catch you eventually, bring piss with you when you think you will be tested.
OP here. How about Adderall? I have a prescription but what will show up on the drug test if I abuse them?
>>674459284
Pot takes 30 days to clear your system, maybe a little less if you're in shape and drink a lot of fruit juice. Realistically you either buy fake piss and carry that around with ya all day every day, or just smoke straight after your piss test
This shit can be tracked for over a month, best thing to do is stop smoking until the drug tests have been had.
Shit can be tracked for a month or so, and just smoking a little won't cut it.
Think of it as a very long tolerance break
Just stop for a while. It's good to have a tolerance break ever once in a while anyway.
>>674462636
>drugs show up in yor piss
>prescriptions arent illegal
>1989>>6744626
>>674462636
>will Adderall show up on the drug test if I abuse them?
>>674463236
I know they show up as amphetamine but I can be protected by that because I 'have' ADD. But I read that if abused they show up as methamphetamine (high dosages)
>>674463466
just say you're on a high dose of adderall for your medical condition mate; they can't fuck with that. obviously don't abuse adderall tho; but basically speed (ukfag here) clears your system in a couple of days tops
>>674463466
Because dubs.
If it was going to a facility that extensive you would already know. Otherwise no.
quit being a drug addict fag
>>674463838
Quit being a fag, fag.
>>674459284
Get everyone you know who does drugs to form an organization, refuse drug test by saying "I thought this is an equal opportunity employer, I am going to report this discrimination to (name needed). Then have them picket your employer.
Use fake piss, quickfix brand. It can be bought online or in most smoke shops.. just keep it in your car or backpack and use it when you need it..
It's worked for me and many others, it's easy as fuck to use. They won't test you at your workplace so just stop by a gas station or use your work microwave, nuke it for 10 seconds, use the included handwarmer and go to the clinic where they test.
If you are scared or too stupid to make it work then just stop smoking..
>>674459284
if you are clean and smoke a half gram joint to yourself, it takes about a week to get clean. essentially you will probably never be clean.
>>674464081
Okay I can do that. So synthetic urine IS legit legit? I JUST really want to make sure. Thanks bro
>>674464034
Watch OP become the Rosa Parks for weed
>>674464081
>buying piss is easier than peeing
I disagree
>>674464459
It is legit, legit, legit.
That is three legits.
>>674463757
It's not that easy. They'll probably use a verification service to check that your Rx number is valid.
>>674464660
Okay then, seems like the only option. Thanks man
>>674464802
>>674464459
Yeah it works on all current testing methods, it's always unobserved unless it's related to parole or probation, and it's pretty easy to use.. just make sure it's warm enough, 90-100, everything else is cake.. http://quickfixurine.com
Glorious bastards.
OP if you don't smoke that often it usually clears in 3-4 days.
You could probably have a full smoke out sesh once a week and be okay.