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I can suck my own dick. Ask me anything.
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>>674459154
Can you suck your own dick?
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>>674459154
can you suck your own dick?
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Enjoy spine cancer
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can you suck your own dick?
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How many ounces of your own cum have you swallowed?

Are you proud of that amount?
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>>674459352
None actually.
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>>674459283
>>674459289
lol
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Do you ever make up excuses for yourself why you can't suck your own dick? Like "not tonight me, I have a headache"
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>>674459154
Do u cum in your mouth or over your face? I used to cum in my mouth and swallow it, then to switch it up i used twist my dick in such a way that i could stick a good qtr of it up my arse, fkn felt gold! Never managed to cum in my arse tho, dick was to twisted to allow a flow..
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how fast do you usually cum when you do this?
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I did it once when I was on coke and I was younger and skinnier. It was pretty cash except for my back hurt the whole time, I was able to go balls deep and I nutted, good times.
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>>674459154
how does it feel like ?
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>>674459618
Usually just finish the old fashioned way.
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>>674459605
kek
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>>674459605
Sometimes, dont do it too often though
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Does it feel like you sucking your dick or does it feel like someone else is?
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>>674459154
I'm listening to rise against and this gif is in perfect synch I'm laughing so hard
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>>674459605
Zoz'd
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>>674459652
Depends. Usually a good 10-15 minutes.
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>>674459154

Do you do it as well as your boyfriend does?
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>>674459154
Do you ever twist your neck and tongue so they fall asleep and it feels like someone else is doing it?
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>>674459698
Pretty good, not as great as the real thing though.
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>>674459311
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>>674459970
What song? Give it all? Kek
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>>674459880
Me doing it. Not as good as getting sucked from someone else though
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Does it feel more like sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked?
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Do u always shower before u do it or do you liked be a lil musty?
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>>674460466
Varies
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>>674460444
Combination of both.
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pics or it didnt happen
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>>674459666
Nobody's going to respond to Satan? Okay.
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>>674459154
Do you like spraying cum down your throat? Also does the cum itch?
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>>674460879
Dont cum in my mouth. Usually go til Im almost done then finish with my hand.
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>>674459154
If i wanted to do this where do i start. ? Yoga classes?
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>>674461097
Boring..
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>>674461168
Lots of stratching. Yoga could do but I usually stretch my legs and do a bunch of sit ups before hand.
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How long is your dick? Did you work your way up there, or were you always able to do it?
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I can do this as well, I just sit in a chair regularly and put my hands under my butt to gain leverage. Its just flexibility, I worked at it tell it became second nature, at first I could barely reach then over time it became easier and easier. so if you just keep at it anyone can do this.
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>>674459154
I did this once when I was 14 and then I realized I tasted dick before I tasted pussy
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>>674461758
8 inches. Just decided to try it one day and managed to be able to lick it. after awhile though Ive managed to fit the tip in. still trying to go further though.
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>>674459154
i can do it too, so what
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>>674462024
real mvp
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