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5 or dubs decides. I'm going to keep starting this.
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>>674450136
I just wanted to see your original memes, if you have any.
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Do you believe in God?
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Sorry, hacker 4chin again hacked my phone. Was not me, sorry!
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Do you enjoy the works of Jerry Seinfeld, my friend?
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>>674450136
do you like huey lewis and the news
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>>674450856
roll
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>>674450856
one more roll then im rolling out
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>>674450136
If you don't send nudes I'll shoot up your highschool
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>>674451065
winrar
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I enjoy spicy farts pressed against my lips
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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I don't think you'll like me when I go super saiyan...
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You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there is one thing a saiyan always keeps.... his PRIDE!
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>>674451660
roll
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Ravioli Ravioli Get Cancer.
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>>674452917
rolling for this
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Fuck outta here with yo oompa loompa lookin ass
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Im very sorry for my behavior, would you please forgive me
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>>674452965
W I N R A R !
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>>674453011
I win, ez
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>>674453011
>>674453150
I'll post this one when she responds.
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>>674453011
weiner
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>>674451298
roll
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"Look, l know l was acting rude before and l do know the tension of the situation, I'm diagnosed with autism, l don't have very good people skills haha. But please give me another chance, I'm genuinely a good guy and if you gave me another chance, you'll soon realize I'm not a bad person and hopefully we can have a long term relationship, would you consider it?"
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>>674453871
This is fucking adorable, roll.
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>>674453871
Don't use the quotations, the last shitty OP forgot to take em off. Also roll
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>>674453871
Rollllll
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>>674453871
roll
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>>674454265
weiner
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>>674450136
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
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She's not responding.... how sad. Well whatever. Her name is Hayley Findley or Findlay or some shit.
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>>674453867
kek, report back if the cops come
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yea thats smart, just say that to her when she has your number :/
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Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
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>>674454631
Rollins
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>>674454900
Winrar
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>>674454900
Winrar!!!1!
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Welp, i'm pretty sure that's all folks
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>>674455187
>you have successfully updated Candy Crush Saga
OP is a faggot
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>>674455187
Successfully updated candy crush saga
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>>674455187
Nebraska?
Also candy crush saga?
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>>674455821
No idea who she is.
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