>fucking girl at her house, boyfriend has no idea
>he calls, tells her he's going to be home from work in an hour
>quickly finish
>play his ps4, sell all his guns in fallout 4, save over his files
>look in fridge, see his lunch, take a big bite of his sandwich and eat his chips
>get the fuck out of there
>>674447713
wow.
she better break up with him for you before you destroy the rest of his life.
Spazzed out, huh? Happens
shit, talk about harsh!!
You're a jackass, dude, but the girl is no better. You should consider a suicide pact with her.
ITT: The stories and information posted HERE are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>674447713
Hahahahaha
>mah nigga
>>674447863
I'm not going back there
>>674447713
>>674447863
>>674447911
>>674448072
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>>674448377
>pic related
summer fags. smh
>>674447713
try again faggot
>>674447713
why would you sell the guns then save over the data? like just save over the data is going to mitigate selling the guns
>>674447713
you son of a bitch! how dare you eat my fries.
>>674447713
Looks like the band camp girl from American pie.
>a freak not being implied
Op you're a fag. Don't ever FUCK with a mans shit.
>>674448767
Lel look at me being a newfag hahahaha
>>674449392
I won't do it again. She says she loves him.
>>674447713
Hah. Pranking that guy seems worth having to fuck that bog monster.
>>674447713
>Working
>Call my gf (know she is home cheating) tell her I'm gonna be home in an hour
>made sure to rub cum and ass juice all over my ps4 controller and backup my saved data on external drive.
>rub cum and ass juice on fridge door handle and cum all over the inside of sandwich. I also sneezed and farted over my chips
>go home to break up with gf after injecting her with HIV before I left this morning ..
>feels good man
>>674447713
I hope he murders you in cold blood you homewrecking coward.
Also
>implying this is true
>>674449558
wtf is wrong with you?
>>674448377
Monica
>>674447713
nigga why you reposting shit from fuckin reddit
>>674449865
>>674450195
so you are saying you are newfag?
WTF is wrong with you
>le spiderman thread meme
GTFO plz
>>674449757
>cheating on bf while he's at work
>he knows, calls me to tell me he's coming home
>put a magnet on his external hard drive
>discard his sandwich and chips and make a new one
>discard HIV needle that I switched with a placebo last night
>pic related
>>674450431
you must not understand what trolling is. You are making it to easy
>>674449558
let me help you spiderman.
>>674449558
>>674450994
Spiderman thread now
>>674451034
Save the children (from a long painful life)
Vote spideman for president.
Or Trump.
>>674450034
Why do you know whats on reddit.. Candyassgot
>>674447713
>>674447713
Good way to wind up murdered my friend.
>>674449757
kek
>>674450431
>>674448359
>autistic
Ftfy
>>674447713
Why has this become copypasta? It's not that good.
>>674450431
^
how dose it feel to fuck a slut?
>>674453770
Just like fucking a good woman but without the guilt when I ghost out
>>674448377
Truly. An actual nigger.
>>674453309
Run all you want Spiderman you can't hide from Venom!
