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/b/ im building a website for a local church
dubs says what i hide in the site
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>>674446600
9 dicks.
2 white
3 micro
2 Black
and 2 horse.
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Hitler, Stalin and Anders Breivik were Saints.
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>>674446816
re roll
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>>674446816
ROLLIN
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>>674446600
I swear if your name is Steve...
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Bird dicks
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>>674446600
"WE LOVE CHILD PORN"
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>>674446600
what do you mean by hiding?
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>>674446816
3rd times a charm?
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>>674446816
roll
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"FBI Notice: This organization has been marked for surveillance under allegations of child abuse and illegal sexual activity."
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>>674446600
nothing
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>>674447022
hide in the code or same color as the background
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>>674446600
All of "The God Delusion". Unabridged and with every 15th word replaced with one of the following words:
"jew"
"cuck"
"Nigger"
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>>674446962
Fuck off Carl
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>>674446600
Hide an invisible link to /pol/ that can be hovered over and clicked on somewhere on every page on the site
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>>674447022

we have a winner
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every frames of pic related, hidden in different places
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>>674447283
1. It's winrar fag
2. He didn't suggest anything so fuck off.
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>>674447381
winner
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>>674447381
nice trips dude
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>>674447234
Reroll
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>>674447460
We all have trips.
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>>674447234
Re-roll
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>>674447460
We all have "trips" newfag
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>>674446600
Satan did nothing wrong
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>>674446600
whatever problem ever will be ERROR 666 JESUSCHRIST NOT FOUND
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>>674447381
winner
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>>674447234
Re-rollin.
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>>674447746
dubs too??
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your bank info
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>>674447853
This.
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>>674447945
rell
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>>674446600
queer club lock ins every thursday 10-midnight, no dry fisting.
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>>674447853
ONE MORE!
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>>674448118
Anotha one.
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666 everywhere
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>>674446600

>This church will use your resources to laundry El Chapo money, by financing a series of abortion clinics and gay brothels across America.
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>>674446600
They all float down here
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Comment "Jesus Christ is my nigger" somewhere in the HTML.
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>>674447853
holly roll
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>>674446600
The holy water has got jizz in it
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This picture.
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>>674448411
Winrar
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just set up jesus-y ads and collect all that revenue
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>>674448411
winrar
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>>674448411
win rar!!!!!!!!!!
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>>674447234
Rollin' again
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You're only here because you're getting old and want to buy your way through the pearly gates through half-hearted acts of worship and baking shitty cakes
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>>674448411
winrar
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>>674446600
Whats the font of church name?
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>>674447305
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>>674448411
>>674448566
confirmed winrar
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>>674448607
OP this is the best option
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<?php
header("Location: http://www.meatspin.com");
?>

somewhere on the site pls op
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>>674448411
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>>674448894
Amatic sc
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>>674446600
The Koran
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>>674448974
Nice OP deliverd
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Give us a link to the site OP <3
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>>674449199
WIN RAR
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have a small invisible button somewhere on the mainpage that when clicked will redirect you to /b/
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>>674449199
>>674449533
>>674446600
https://www.alislam.org/quran/Holy-Quran-English.pdf

There you go, OP. Place it in a comment below the first.
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Give us link to site when done
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>>674449676
Rolling
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>>674449199
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>>674449676
roll
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>>674449676
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now be nice /b
http://barnabas.la32et.xyz/
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>>674449676
Roll
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>>674450518
>http://barnabas.la32et.xyz/
r u gonna 1337Hax me fam
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>>674446600
embed a porn url in the website
for instance if u click on a picture it takes you to the porn website
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>>674449676
Reroll

>I will winrar!
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I wonder how the church will feel once I inform them they hired a degenerate and show them these pictures.
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>>674449676
Rolling!
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>>674449676
Rolleo!
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>>674447172
roll
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>>674451033
Winrar
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>>674450971
>>674450971
kek whats the site then?
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>>674446600
>chrome
>pyrocynical
>building the site using shit-tier tools instead of coding it yourself.
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>>674451033
WIN RAR
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>>674451033
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>674451088
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>>674450971
Say nothing to them >>674451033
it'll be funnier
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>>674451110
I'll just give them a call.
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>>674451188
Winraaaaar
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>>674451188
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>>674451407
Kek and i'm not OP btw
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>>674451407
Fuck yourself.
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>>674451033
>>674451373
Accidentally pressed ur number
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>>674446816
Roooooll
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>>674451407
Ur no fun man
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transcript of one of Trump's latests speeches
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>>674451407
I'm with you. Emailing them screencap now. We'll see how long OP has a job building this site.
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>>674451871
Your the reason why /b/ is dead
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>>674448411
winner
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>>674451871
I have sent all the images so far :3
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>>674452023
>your
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>>674451871
nah man fuck that
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>>674451407
Boy will they be displeased.
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>>674452088
Good job, anon. Also, checked.
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>>674452133
oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>>674451871
link to site?????
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>>674451871
Fucking white knight faggot
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>>674452328
These fags are what killed /b/
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>>674452133
>>674452088
I have a theory that these people, and those like them are from reddit
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>>674452532
This could've been hilarious but these other fags think it's better to tell them of the prank before it happens
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>>674451871
Fuck you Jesus! It was just a joke you motherfucker
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>>674447381
>1. It's winrar fag
>winrar
>fag
it doesnt matter, fag
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>>674452937
Jesus is on /b/?
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>>674452808
They killed /b/
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>>674452885
Called them. OP's gonna be fucked. It is far funnier knowing some kid's going to get his ass spanked than it is knowing he wrote some dumb shit on a website. Stay cucked, newfag.
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>>674453141
Yes, and also he like loli threads.
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>>674452133
>>674451871
>>674451407
>>674450133
You killed /b/
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>>674448411
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>>674447853
this
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>>674452280
http://www.ourchurch.com/member/s/saintbarnabas/

You can get contact info from there. Sent to Parish Priest and Church Wardens. OP is kill.
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>>674450518
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>>674446816
roooollllllll
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>>674453213
We won't know about what will happen to op after the call you fool but we could've seen /b/s mark on the website
The reason /b/ dosent do anything anymore is because fags like you stab everyone in the back to prevent them doing something hilarious
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>>674446600
Raptor Jesus in readme
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Having hosted sites for churches by the hundred.. it doesn't matter. The site will be defaced with gore in weeks.
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>>674453213
100% faggot

So far in his faggotry, any kind of anti gay serum would just be gobbled up like another drop of his dog's semen.
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Snitches are the reason why OC is dead.

Thanks fags. Im not surprised that you are also little faggots browsing from your phones >>674452133
Phone fags also dont contribute any photoshop OC for example

yall cancer.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU NORMIES AND MORALFAGS FROM REDDIT MAKE MY /B/ KILL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


GET OUUUUUT OF HERE
ON /B/ THERES JUST FUCKED UP PEOPLE WHO DO FUCKED UP SHIT


LET US THIS LAST PIECE OF SHIT OF WEBSITE TO HAVE FUN YOU HAVE THE WHOLE OTHER INTERNET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOPE /OP/ IS ALRIGHT
FUCK THIS FAGS
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>>674453994
If you want to see /b/'s mark on a website, learn to hack, open your own get thread, and do your thing. Don't try to ride on the shoulders of some kid who's being paid to service a client's needs. Not all /b/tards are atheist virgin basement-dwelling neckbeards with autism. You're the type of immature faggot who'd try to nut in mayonnaise if you worked at a sandwich shop. 'fuck outta here you tiny cunt.
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>>674454808
Phone fags are poor white trash. They aren't middle class outcasts like we are supposed to be.
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>>674455064
Go back to /r9k/ you little pussy cuck faggot.
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>>674455107
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If Christ is the answer then what the fuck was the question??
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>>674455064
how do i upvote this?
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a .1% chance for the mainpage to be red and satan themed
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>>674451871
>We'll see how long OP has a job

>Implying any church anywhere doesn't get their site built by volunteers
>Implying this screenshot would be enough for them to risk offending a volunteer
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Kek
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>>674455323
Go back to Pol you retarded subhuman nazi faggot.
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>>674455107
You killed /b/ please return to reddit and spread your cancer there instead
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>>674456400
Checked
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>>674455064
Moralfags killed /b/
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>>674446600
Wordpress my ass
>>674446816
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>>674455114
Well I mean I'm on my phone but that's just because I packed light for a vacation with my family to New York
It's fucking blows here btw
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>>674448411
<!- Top lel-!>
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>>674450133
If they noticed, tell them that you got hacked lmao
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>>674452088
Change the background to satan
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>>674456787
Yeah yeah exceptions not withstanding

Im talking these 16 y olds who browse always on their phone.

Probably the reason why you dont see many photoshop/comic edit/facebomb etc threads anymore
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>>674448239
Fucking newfag
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>>674448894
fontawesome
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>>674452023
>You're the reason why /b/ is dead

kek. faggot calling the faggot a faggot
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