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Would you?
I don't hurt innocent creatures, so no
nugget and money so yes
>>674429560
Yep
>>674429560
that poor thing suffered enough from this retarded coloring process. Yes I would.
duh
>>674429560
I'd do it for free
I would even for less
of course
i'd power slam that little shit
Filthy frank had an opinion on this shit that expressed mine exactly on this
i do it for 20 bucks
You would have to pay me not to
>>674429560
i would bite the head off
>for 2 billion
i would do it for $1000
>>674429560
ofc!
Another cringe thread...
with that money i can give food and home to every dogs and cats abandoned
>>674429560
hell yeah
I'd do it for a chicken nugget
>>674429560
yes
Definitely not. I would do all kinds of crazy stuff for money but harming any animal isn't one of them.
>>674429560
Yeah I would for sure
>>674430152
>fag
>>674429560
If I didn't it's going to end up as KFC and a nigger will eat it anyway.
>>674429560
yes.
I slaughtered ~60 chickens by hand with a knife back in February
Absolutely not.
I eat chicken every day so of course I would do it.
Nigga I'd do it for 20 dollars.
>>674429560
20 fucking billion?
I'd stomp on the fucking thing for 50 bucks, easy peasy chicken squeezy.
>>674430638
/thread
Would do it for a pack of cigars
>>674429560
I'd kill myself for that kind of money
"chop" neck with hand
get by without killing
profit
>>674429560
yes, unless the bird was worth more alive
>>674429686
Retard detacted
>>674429686
>>674430429
>>674430241
and then it fly away and get caught by a bigger bird.
>>674429560
fuck, i would chop neck of my own penor for $20B
no. No life is worth and kind of money
>>674429560
Umm yes, obviously
>>674430241
Pussy
I would put that bird up my ass and eat it for that much
>>674429686
fag
>>674429560
sure wtf
id chop one and save billions of others with that money
>>674429560
ill do it for 10 buck so yeah
I would do it for 5$
>>674429987
>God damn it must suck being this autistic
>>674429560
I don't have that much money
>>674429560
I'll do it for 1000$
>>674429560
Yes
I'd eat that fucking bird alive for a grand
>>674430241
If you really cared about animals, you could donate all that money to an animal rescue organization or something similar and save probably hunderds of animal lives.
I'd do it for $10
>>674429560
I'd feel bad it about it but I'd get over it quickly.
Faggots saying "no"
and then cooking chicken for dinner.
wat
>>674429560
I'd harness the fucking power of the sun and destroy the entire species of that bird for 20 billion.
>>674429560
i'll do it for free!
>>674429560
of course, even my selfish, rich ass would have more to offer society than that little thing
>>674432832
I was so worried
Everyone would.
Every last animal rights activist on this planet
I'd do it for $1 less than anyone else, or pay $1 less than anyone else.
TFW I'm a JEW.
>>674432832
Holy shit i was so afraid to watch that gif
Had to stop three times before finishing
Fucking /b/
>>674429560
Reminds me of this time we found a birds nest in my friends bedroom window. There was a little baby bird that kept chirping, so we set it on a brick and hit it with a sledgehammer. Shit was so cash.
>>674429560
Yep, wouldn't be the first chicken I've killed, probably wont' be the last. Hell it's not even in the first few thousand I've killed.
>>674429987
>being a filthy frank fan
>making filthy frank references
I could, and then donate a large portion of it to an organisation that would save thousands of birds.
But I'm an overly sensitive, emotionally egoistic liberal so I'm gonna fuck logic and answer like an 8-year old: NO, hurting animals is wrong!
>>674432832
saw the filename was was disappointed, was ready to save.
do you have any idea at all how much 1 billion dollars is let alone fucking 20 billion dollars
>>674429560
Hell yeah nigger
>>674430072
for 100$ too lmao
>>674429560
for 20 billion dollars you could cure world hunger for long enough for it to stabilize itself. Fuckin' easy trade wtf.
>>674429560
Yes. Ever heard of culling by payment.
Cut this one birds head off and I could probably pay an army of mercenaries for a thousand years to protect a rain forest or some shit.
Or build a massive bird sanctuary full of what ever type of bird that is.
>>674429560
I kill dozens of ducks and rabbits a year. I'm not a faggot. Show me the money.
>>674429560
I used to work in a industrial slaughterhouse, breaking my fucking back for years for somewhat decent pay, i´d do this in a heartbeat.
>>674433269
I Love that kind of drownings
More please
>>674430803
get 20 billion "dollars"
enjoy staying poor
>>674433059
>>674433137
>not asking for the good stuff
>>674433353
yeah wait a sec I can hook you up
>>674429560
Of course not, who would hurt a defenseless bird?
>>674431071
>>674433209
>hates filthy frank
>posts on 4chan
Yes then i would give 200 million in compesation to the family of the bird and 20 mil for an animal protection group
>>674433847
FUCK IT GORE THREAD
>>674431653
> Save probably hundreds of animal lives
> 20 billion dollars
I'd hope so you fucking retard
>>674433986
>>674429560
I'm fine with 100
>>674434073
Yes. 20 billion? I would cut a baby's head off with that pair of scissors you get on those Swiss army knives for that much. What a stupid amount to offer.
>>674433986
>>674434073
Got any more like this?
Fuk yea
>>674433126
filthy jew
I would even do it only for a small loan of a million dollars
>>674429560
for 5 bucks I would
>>674429560
yes. i'd donate 1 million to the birds family
Hell yeah
I'd do it for much less, really
As bad as I might feel not having to worry about money would be great
>>674434689
kekd
>>674434747
Thanks!
What use do I have for Dollars?
That currency's gonna be worthless soon.
Is it also possible in other currencies, say... Bitcoins?
>>674429560
I'd do it then eat the bird for 10 billion
Money is Money
I'd do it for $100...
It would compliment the last $30 I have to my name nicely.
>>674429560
that's not even a question of course I would
i'd do it for the sciccors alone, fuck that.
if you dont do it someone else will
>>674429747
Thinking the same thing
>>674434883
>normal currency will be worthless soon
>so I'll take bitcoin
Jesus Christ, you idiots still buy that shit? You got scammed. Let it go and move on. That shit is worthless.
>>674430173
cut the wings and feet off and then you'll have 2 chicken nuggets
would do it if i could eat it afterwards
>>674434488
I found this funnier than I feel I should have done.
>>674434880
no problem
>>674429560
there is nothing i wouldnt do for 20 billion dollars in paper american currency
>>674429560
i'm eating chicken tendies right now, it would be hypocritical not to kill it
>>674435204
Where on the web can I find these?
>>674429560
would do it for 2 dollars faggot
>>674434781
I think is op should be asking "how much would you pay to"
>>674435281
i call it "lurk moar newfag"
It's a pretty interesting concept that all newfags don't understand.
I'd do it for a sloppy handjob and a sandwich
I've chopped the neck off chickens just to have dinner.
Some fuckin' pink bird for 20 Billion?
Yeah, that's a shitload of dinners.
>>674429560
i would do it for one hundred.
grow up faggots, there are plenty of baby chickens.
>>674435575
oops forgot a pic
this one is one of my favorites to bait the complete newfriends. Post in on a cute thread or something idk you'll be able to derail convo fast with the right text/reply/whatever
>>674434004
Yeah looking back it's probably more than that. I'm a bit drunk.
>>674434222
crop the ifunny footer out next time, newfag. nice trips tho.
>>674429560
For $20,000,000,000 I'd chop off the head. Eat the whole bird, shit it out and eat it again.
>>674429560
NO WAY i would never pay more then 10$ for this
>>674433969
>implying those are mutually exclusive
>>674429560
Id chop 20 billion chick necks for $1
>>674429987
what video?
>>674429993
/thread
>>674436030
seriously we're talking half of bill gates' net worth here. 5 billion over zuckerburg and ten times donald trump. anyone who wouldnt do it has no sense of scale
>>674433477
for 20 tbqh fam.
>>674436220
But that's more chicks than there are stars in our solar system!
I'd do for 1k dude.
>>674429560
yes
and use 1 billion dollars (or less) to shut the animalists' mouths for good
>>674429560
I would do it for 1 dorra. So no.
>>674432704
Kek
>>674430767
Kek
>>674429560
I would chop neck for a decent meal
So... yea
>>674429560
Yes, and I'd fuck the neck hole for free
>>674429560
>decapitate chick
>make $20b
>spend small sum on a nice chicken farm and let a few hundred live out their days in paradise to make myself feel better
shit. for 20 billion $ i would burn down whole afrika.... what would you guys do with the money?
>>674436875
WELCOME TO THE 4CHANZ NEWFAG
INDOCTRINATING ONE INNOCENT KID AT A TIME
Absolutely
20 billion dollars is ALOT of money, I'd do almost anything for that kind of shit
>>674436985
Buy more chicks to decapitate.
>>674429560
20 billion $ and box of chicken nuggets and you got a deal.
>>674436985
> what would you guys do with the money
Burn down the whole of africa
>>674437424
How about just 1 chicken nugget
>>674429560
I could save a fucking country with those 20 billion dollars, so yes.
for 20 billions I would do pretty much anything that doesn't hurt myself
>>674436289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>674437426
kek
>>674437686
Would amputate a foot
>>674429560
Of course.
>>674437426
why do you mess up my joke?
dont you have a heart?
![crunchychick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s7z3AWr.jpg "crunchychick[1].jpg")
>>674429560
Tthat's an awful lot of money for killing a chicken
but then again it's not every day you see a red one, so I think it's be worth it.
yes
No. I don't want to directly harm/kill a living creature just for some money. Wouldn't be able to live with myself over it and no amount of money is more important than that. I'm fine as is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>674429560
I've bashed a dog's skull open with a cutting board for less
>>674429560
I'd bite that fuck head off
>>674434073
This is stupid lazer burn and dont cut. Learn to physics.
>>674436179
/thread
Does anyone have that webm of girl dressed up as cat swallowing a mouse ? it was on b couple weeks ago
>>674438139
I'd do it for 100 bucks
This thread is awful
Come draw le doge may mays
http://flockdraw.com/69t61o
>>674429560
I would do it for free.
i'd do it and then spend a couple million on a bird sanctuary.
1 life < many
>>674438207
story.
>>674430159
Sure you would do that
>half of this thread
As filthy frank said
20 billion dollars is a fuck ton of money, i would do a lot more to that bird then just cut its neck off. With that amount of money i could save whatever the fuck that birds species from extinction if i wanted and then some.
>>674429560
Absolutely.
>>674429560
I thought it said 20 dollars at first and was still debating maybe, for 20 billion I'd cut your head of too op, actually 10k would do it
>>674433969
i'd like to believe most anons hate filthy frank.
that shit is for little kids bro. gay af.
>>674438593
>>674429560
Ide bite its fuckin head of for 1 billion let alone 20!
>>674429560
It's a fucking chicken I kill 30 a day
>>674438924
k im done shitposting for the year, was enough gore to scar a couple kids
>>674429560
>20
>FUCKING
>BILLION
>DOLLARS
Literally millions of these little things are killed to make tasty chicken nuggets everyday.
The only honest reason to not do it would be that you don't care about money at all.
>>674429560
I would chop 1,000 necks for that money
>>674438046
Why do you think he wants to burn down Africa?
>>674429560
Yes. All day every day. 20 Billion for the life of a single baby chicken somebody dyed pink? Done. I could do so much good in the world with that money. I could also piss it all away and I would still kill the chicken.
>>674438303
every rekt thread ever
> implying you are newfag
I'd pay to do it
Snap neck so it doesn't have to suffer.
Chop neck.
>it's that simple
>>674429560
I'd donate a billion to whatever fund helps these animals.
And be 19 Billion richer.
>>674429560
For 20 billion dollars i would rape and murder that chicks whole fucking family
>>674435221
this.
>>674432832
I hovered, saw the title, and moused away.
I'm not even. No.
For 20 billion dollars yeah.
Could use that money to finally rid the world of the cancer that is all of you people.
>>674429560
20 bill? Are you fucking retarded? Who the fuck wouldn't? If you wouldn't you must be really fucking retarded
Yepp
>>674438863
Doesn't change the fact that the guy made a good point on this. Would you be able to kill one and use the money to give every single chicken in the world a better life?
>Watchmen plot
I would bite the head off for $1,000
I'd crack that fuckers neck. Pay me or don't, not problem. Slaughtered so many animals (pigs, chickens, cows, etc) doesn't bother me none
i would do that for a big mac
>>674437025
I love the girl on the right, she is fucking enjoying it
I would do it for $ 20
>>674431012
First time I've seen that response in my life....thanks
>>674430386
>I slaughtered ~60 chickens by hand with a knife back in February
>he des it for free
>(just like the mod on /sp/)
>>674430386
for how much?
anyone who says they wouldn't is lying
>>674430813
how much a bird s life worth?
Do it for 100 and a Twix
I wouldn't kill the bird I would kill whoever got the 20 bill so nobody rich
>>674429560
id do it for 1 cent
but nothing less
>>674439196
There is no honest reason even if you don't care about money. You can give that money to anyone give it to charity whatever you can think of. The only people that would say no are those fake faggot facebook cunts.
>>674433142
parent-issues much?
>>674429560
i feel like the people asking these questions may be too stupid to grasp just how much money a billion is.
or a million even. or a few grand
>>674429560
I'm Christian and I say yes, and no. Yes, if it was an offering to the lord, no because of money (20 billion dollars). That is being greedy.
>>674433986
Shoop da woop
>>674438269
This is CGI, not real life. Also, its LASER (Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation).
>>674429560
we call that dinner prep where i come from
I'd say no and feel good my whole life about standing up for my morals
>>674429560
NO!! Absolutely not!!! Animal abuse is worth no amount of money!!
>>674433209
Hey yo boss, fuk u mane
>>674429560
id do it for free
>>674429560
I'd do it for 1 dollar
>>674429560
The more interesting question is:
Would you do it for $100?
20 billion is way to much to make this a difficult moral question
people on this site would do it for $20
>>674429560
>>674429560
sure as hell even for someone who cared would since you could save millions of chickens with that money
>>674447031
Are you sure you are going to heaven? Jesus Christ died for our sins. Repent and know the love which he gave us.
>>674444000
Quads & trips
+
Check these dubs
Yes.
If you're a pussy say yes then fry and eat it afterwards. Its life isn't wasted that way.
>>674444000
xcxcvxvxxvxc
Id do that for free. I would beat the living shit out that bird. Powerslam that little nigga.
>>674451377
How original
>>674429560
Its a chicken. Fuck yeah I'd do it.
I'd do it for free.
>Puts on steel toe boots...
lol at the people who said no..
do you know how many chickens are required to live up to the supply of eggs?
male chickens don't produce eggs. 1/2 chickens born is male. millions of male chickens go straight into the grinder each year to become fertilizer because no eggs and too skinny for food production.
>kill 1 chicken
>20 billion dollars
>>674429560
Of course I would. I could give 19 billion dollars to charities all around the world and still live a comfortable life.
Only crazy nut jobs would think I was a monster. Sometimes the ends really do justify the means.
>>674429560
Duh. I would do that for 10. It's not like it even hurts
>>674452106
lmao I was gonna point that out but you already did a better job than what I would have done
