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Ask a guy that works at Legoland anything
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What's your job exactly?
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>>674429548
why aren't adult men allowed in on their own
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Are bears any thing more than big fat dogs ?
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In original and glorius Billund or the other faggot places?
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Billund?
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>>674429691
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>>674429691
Because of philes of the pedo kind,
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>>674429737
In Billund.
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>>674429691
>hard mode
>answer in a way that doesn't rehash sjw bullshit propoganda
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>>674429691
Is this true??
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>>674430081
Yes
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>>674429643
I'm in the food and beverage department. I cook and serve food. Today I'm one of the guys that wipes the tables and shit
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>>674429691
I'm pretty sure they are, bud. But, then again, I never see guys that alone
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>>674429737
Another faggot place
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>>674430111
That is sick
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I worked at legoland 06-07,
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>>674429548
whichlegoland?
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>>674429548
What do I need to apply for any job at Lego?
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>>674430795
>>674429548
Or at the Legoland?
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>>674429548
are legos really worth more then gold?
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How many legos can you fit in your asshole?
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I recently stepped on a lego, what do I do?
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>>674430956
the family who owns Lego are by far the richest people in our country
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>>674429710
>>674430795
You don't really need anything special. Shit dude, this is my first job. All you need to do is pass the drug test and impress the interviewer of course
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>>674431253
Not sure. I'll be sure to find out for you
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how deep can you put legos up ur ass in general?
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did you get this http://cphpost.dk/news/business/lego-employees-xmas-gift-is-a-months-salary.html
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>>674431350
Nothing, just fight through the pain. I know it's tough but hang in there
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>>674430956
not even close
lego blocks are worth ~10USD/lbs
gold is worth ~16 000USD/lbs
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>>674431253
What bricks are we talking about? The 2x4 ones?
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>>674431727
Just started here in January, so no
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>>674431888
surt
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>>674431870
Yeah this is a good point. I pictured the 2 x 2 bricks
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>>674431350
Nice meme
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>>674432132
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>>674432588
http://niceme.me/
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>>674430081
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/legoland-stops-disabled-man-carer-5034020
http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/10/mans-legoland-dream-crushed-after-being-turned-away-because-he-was-not-accompanied-by-a-young-child-3876175/
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>>674431866
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/28/is-lego-a-better-investment-than-gold.html
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How many kids have you touched?
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>>674432440
>>674432588
Same fag
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>>674433002
Zero.
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>>674432983
investment =/= worth
something that regularly goes up in worth is a good investment
something that is worth $1000/g but is dropping $1/g per year is a worse investment than something worth $1/kg and is raising $0.01/kg per decade
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Break time is over faggots. Fuck you all
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can you send me free legos?
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>>674429548
How many kids have you fucked
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You're in nyc ?
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