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>>674422021
Grasp the shaft of the penis once it is erect and slowly push forward to the direction of where the vagina is to make contact. Next implant the tip into the vagina.

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With a miracle

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>>674421900

right?

Anonymous 2016-03-17 19:52:46 Post No.674424326
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 19:52:46 Post No.674424326 [Report]

It's not worth it OP just kill yourself now

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ADAM D:

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>>674421739
Craigslist

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>>674424623
how?

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>>674421577
Ok, I'll stop anyone else fucking with you.
Keep the facial hair, something tells me you look good with it. Keep yourself clean and nice (but comfortable) looking. Casual. Talking to a girl is seriously not that hard, and hanging with them isn't either. To be-friend a girl, treat them like one of your guy buddies - minus offensive humor, being rude, weird or gross in one way or another. But don't /not/ be yourself. As for getting them attracted to you? Be funny, girls love to laugh. That shit is a major turn on. Don't try to be all the time, because youll look stupid. Just when appropriate. Girls will sometimes give you hints if they like you, and if your think "is that the hint?" - It most likely is. If not, and you approach it wrongly, and she flips out - Don't freak out. Stay calm and just say something along the lines of "Oh, my bad. I read that wrong, sorry." Short and simple. And keep it simple, don't overthink. Don't just gun in for sex, because they can totally tell and will shoot you down at the door. What I'm saying is to start, go slow, simple, and casually. There is no "Hey, I'm John" "Hi I'm jane" "Wanna have sex?" "Ok!" . No matter what you've seen, heard or even read. Hard Work = Worth the pussy.
Trust me.
Good luck anon.

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>>674425327
Oh, and before I go-
Start lifting/jogging - generally working out.
Wimin love gainz. And nothing too crazy, just stay in shape.

~Noneemoose out

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>>674425327
>People ITT actually not recognizing Adam Kovic / thinking this is really Adam Kovic