The real Excalibur in Tuscany Italy.
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The real Excalibur in Tuscany Italy.
>>674415324
time for epic trolling. we need to take it away.
i'll be there in 30 minutes
What do you mean, OP?
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the lady in the lake after he was king. The sword in the stone is Uther's sword and was pulled from the stone by Arthur as a child which proved he should be king.
>>674416967
This. OP a confirmed dipshit.
Here's Ava Devine as a dragon for your troubles, OP.
in de_tuscan?
>>674415324
7/10 would pull on.
can i berry my dick in it?
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a form of government.
>>674417502
>i will steal a joke in the hopes no one has heard of it so i can reap all the laughter for myself
People think pedophiles and animal abusers are terrible human beings, but they're wrong. People like you are the worst sort of human.
>>674417895
literally no one has not seen the holy grail. He was just making a tribute joke, try not to get rustled
>>674418087
>i-it was just a tribute
Enabling this sort of behavior is almost as bad as the behavior itself, remove the life from your body, you're clearly wasting it.
>>674418087
>literally no one has not seen the holy grail.
what is grammar?
what is english?
what is double negative?
>>674418325
Your so full of shit its unbelievable.
>>674416967
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
>>674418325
>Enabling this sort of behavior is almost as bad as the behavior itself
Are you a feminist?
>>674418415
And you're still full of life, remedy that.
>>674418841
jej
>>674417895
>being this autistic
lots of people like to quote python. it's practically a sub-culture. the reference is immediately obvious to any fan of the film.
>>674419502
Then there's no need to do it, it just shows your lack of originality and how much of a waste of oxygen you are.
Come up with your own jokes instead of stealing others.
>>674418325
help help I'm bein repressed
>>674419731
let's hear one of your jokes then, george carlin
>>674419731
I'm not the guy who made the joke you massive retard.
Just someone who has seen the film, heard lots of people quote it, and doesn't have a temper tantrum whenever someone online quotes a fucking movie.
Goddamn your life must be miserable.
>>674418679
You can't expect to wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!