What's the last felony you got away with?
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What's the last felony you got away with?
possession of a bowl of marijuana in Idaho.
stealing change from unlocked cars at 4 am, used the cash to buy 3 dozen eggs so we could egg houses haha
Stole about $200
had regular sex with a 13 year old when I was 19.
>>674414651
i raped and killed a girl in 1990
>>674414781
>>674414788
>>674414801
OP said FELONY you faggots.
>>674414788
Underaged spotted
>>674414971
how old? Was it worth the risk?
>>674414992
a bowl of marijuana in Idaho is a felony you faggot
>>674414788
I would've eaten those eggs you wasteful little shit
>>674414651
I have no idea and you probably do not either.
http://www.amazon.com/Three-Felonies-Day-Target-Innocent/dp/1594035229
Drove home from a party drunk and high out of my mind.
>>674414971
Explain in detail.
>>674414651
las week me and a buddy stayed late at my uni to work on a project and we took these kick scooters that's only meant for faculty (we're not faculty we're students) and we scooted around the hallways for like an hour.
Streaking
>>674415169
got pulled over at ride check stoned and drunk and got away with it
Nice try FBI
911
>>674414930
How was it?
>>674414651
Raped a prostitute, won with a great lawyer that basically said she agreed to sex with pay, but since its illegal I was in the right to not pay as id be breaking more laws. Not sure on all the legal stuff, but in simplest terms its the best I can describe it. Happened 2 months ago.
picking flowers
Cali thug life bitches
i recently masturbated
>>674414971
Bob Saget reporting in
>>674414971
Fucking Bob Saget
Last night. Drove 110mph for 60 miles on the freeway
>>674415122
http://norml.org/laws/item/idaho-penalties
Eat a dick faggot
>>674415078
>>674415277
my name is Bob Saget
it was ashley olsen the one you all know today is actually an illuminati cyborg.
i pushed my huge dong through her cervix by accident and forced her internal organs out her loli mouth.
>whoops
DUI
Procrastinated for an hour and eventually blew a .23 when I got back to the station. If I'd gone in immediately, I'd have blown at least a .24 which is 3 times the legal limit and a felony. inb4 a convocation of faggots telling me that drunk driving is bad. no shit, autists.
>>674414651
FUCKING YOUR MOTHER
>>674414651
Made dabs
>>674414651
Being born.
>>674414651
molested my sister when she was knocked out drunk
>>674415555
gtfo faggot
>36
>spotless criminal record (even off the record)
amidoingitwrong.js?
>>674415764
/thread
>>674414651
I broke into a school that was being renovated and pooped in a box. I then put it into the builders fridge where they keep their lunch boxes. I have the pics to prove it but they're geotagged so nty.
Smoked weed with a minor and cops found us. I was 18 and my friend was 17. Cops let us go but gave my friend a fine since he was driving, and we were parked on what was apparently private property. Agreed to pay half the fine, now spooked about smoking with minors.
>>674415555
But quads.
>>674414651
I drunk drove home from the train station last week
$15k cash.
>>674414651
nice try, officer
>>674415529
Teach me to be like you.
>>674414651
Hacking, two years ago, When I was 16
Was un lots of trouble, but had tons of luck and managed to somewhat get away with it
>>674414651
got stopped at 3-4am, visibly high, had some hash in the car and on top of that the car reeeked - smelled like a plantation. the officers were polite, took my details and when he got back to the window "-sniff- smells like cannabis in here" and I freak batshit out and try to explain myself with "yeah, i was driving som---" he then cuts me off and says "must be the air freshners, have a good one" (My air freshners are a spock hand and cpt.'muricas shield) gotten away biiig time everytime I've been pulled over tho.
> im white
>>674415855
Someone is mad because they didn't think of it first. Poor little fagot
>>674415861
I work in heavy construction.
I guarantee they thought one of therected guys did it, and found it hilarious
Sell drugs erryday.
selling amphetamine
>>674415745
Hello newfriend
a friend of mine shat in a newspaper and i threw the thing on the wall of our teacher's house. the wall was covered with splashes of shit... got away with it.
was quite fun, back in the days.
>>674414971
do go on....
>>674414651
i dont think hillary posts on 4chan
>>674414651
attempted murder
i guess im not a criminal so the worst thing i have done so far is driving by a red light
>>674415529
D..Dad? I didnt know you were a /b/tard...
Fraud
bought a ton of porn site accounts with a list of stolen credit cards back in my hacking days.
that was about 20 years ago.
>>674414651
stealing $3.50 from my mother - love the adrenalin rush
>>674417312
yeah I'm scared to drive by Red Lights too
>>674414651
murder
>>674415529
Beautiful.
>>674415569
Kek, my favorite roast ever
>>674414651
Shake n bake half a mile from cop station lmao
>>674414651
Stealing a girl's heart.
I fucked a smoking hot 15 year old, smoked weed in a public park, and smuggled 4 hits of acid in a commercial flight, all in one day.
Not sure if I'd get more jail time for the acid or the girl.
heroin possession. Currently getting away with it
>>674418100
tell us about the 15 year old
Snorting cocaine
Possesion of cocaine
>>674418705
Raver chick I met online. We were dating at the time. Those were the best times of my life to this day.
>>674414930
details please
>>674418924
How old were you? Describe girl? What was the hottest thing you did together?
>be 31
>back in jan flew to CA to fuck a 15 year old
>regularly sent pics back and forth for 2 years (she was 13/14 at the time)
>also buy and sell large amounts of drugs
>just went camping with 10 hits of LSD, bars and weed
So. Basically every day I commit some sort of felony?
back in the kazaa lite days, tons of music, movie pirates, also some CP mixed in. 11 years ago at least.
Now I just buy coke and other pharmaceuticals.
>>674419631
I'm 30 now. So jealous. How on earth does your heart not stop over the risk.
>>674414651
Possession of a firearm after a former felony conviction
>>674419297
I was 26 at the time. Still am. Girl is petite, blonde, cute face, shy in the cute way, and she loves to fuck. Hottest thing we did? We were both into rape fantasy so sex was always super hot. I'm a lot bigger than her so she could fight it as hard as her heart desired but I'd always end up with her pinned down begging me to stop. We'd always cuddle afterward.
>>674419956
It did when I went to see her in CA. I was nervous as fuck, but the sex was amazing and she is an incredible girl.
Generally theres little risk though. We keep contact to anonymous messaging.
As for the drugs, Im just a regular white guy who has no record and my car is all up to date. No reason to be worried.
>>674420244
Where online did you meet and why did it stop?
>>674415675
Not a felony dipshit
>>674420360
How'd you meet? Describe sex?
>>674419631
Your story and my story:
>>674420244
have a hell of a lot in common. Our age, their age, the location, and the drugs. The west coast is full of nymphettes.
>>674414651
Haha that's a pretty clever one officer! I'm a law abiding citizen! Most assuredly!
>>674420609
>in some parts of the world it is
>mfw people think traffic laws are universal
>mfw there are people that stupid who have access to the internet
>mfw these people can vote in democratic countries
Took nude photos of myself at 16.
>>674420754
#brofist
yeah shes great. we still talk nearly every day
Is it arson to only burn part of a building down?
raping the shit out of her when she was drunk. came in her. probably pregnant and dumped her on her girlfriends porch naked
>>674420548
Minecraft. I used to run a server. I could've gotten much more teenage pussy from there if I had the resources fo maintain that habit (flights, hotels, rental cars... shit gets expensive). I had the perfect platform.
It stopped because I got into doing acid a lot more than recommended and at one point decided to trip while she was hospitalized, instead of staying sober to support her. You don't realize how far into insanity you go with that shit until it's too late. She dumped my ass and now wants nothing to do with me.
>>674414651
Graffiti
>>674415333
How do they let people like you on the streets?
>>674414651
possession and smoking of hashish.
in Norway
>>674421604
Oh damn right. I'm growing weed, so I gues sthat's the last
When I was 21 I took an 8th grader to a nice hotel, swam in the pool, went back to my room, showered together, then fucked 3 times over the next 2 hours. Also served he a beer. Then drover her back to her house, met her biker dad and smoked a bong hit with him out of a huge shell he brought back from the gulf war and made into a water pipe. He knew his daughter was crazy and was just like " at least you seem to be a nice guy"
>>674414651
paid a black guy on backpage to come fuck me. his dick fit so perfectly in my ass it made me cum from anal alone. also now I have this feeling like I want to be someone's bitch but I don't want to be "gay" so I'm pretty confused at this point
>>674421741
>paid a black guy on backpage to come fuck me
>his dick fit so perfectly
>I have this feeling like I want to be someone's bitch
>I don't want to be "gay"
>I don't want to be "gay"
>I don't want to be "gay"
>I don't want to be "gay"
Nigga I got sad news for you
>>674414651
I'm not telling. THAT'S how I got away with it.
Armed robbery
>>674421654
in Norway?
if thats the case, hook me up with weed.
weed is scarce in norway
>>674421741
um... your gay. deal with it.
>>674421324
That many girls play minecraft?
>>674414651
breaking global rule 1 CP
>>674414651
Nice try FBI
drunk driving. get away with it about 3 times a week for the last 20 years
bomb threat to a school
>>674421663
>>674420754
>>674419631
How the fuck are you guys meeting all of these girls?
>>674422081
Yes. I'd say about a third of my regulars were girls. That's not counting the ones that lie about their gender to avoid being coddled by everyone else and actually have a chance at achieving anything worthy of respect within the server. Which is something that happened a lot, believe it or not.
>>674415529
Good shit man. The law is on your side ahahaha.
>>674418152
Was a full-blown heroin addict for like, 3 years. Never once got stopped which is unbelievable considering we picked up at least once, sometimes twice a day for 3 years and the police know exactly what the fuck is going on no matter how lowkey you think you and your dealer are.
I'm fucking lucky, lucky, lucky. I had been going to school to become a teacher and basically dropped out to become a junkball for a few years (was incredibly depressed, and I know it's not an excuse or anything); I cleaned up my act and went back, finished up... am teacher now.
If I had gotten popped, once, just once, all of my years of schooling would have been for nothing. I'd never get a teaching job. Jesus Fuck I'm lucky
>>674414651
Murder
I drank regular milk thinking it was chocolate
>>674414651
Eluding in a car in the next town
>>674422420
This
Yall don't realize how often girls just don't say their girls as to not deal with annoying ass people
>>674422554
*they're
>>674421663
Is that a pic of the godess?
Also how old is 8th grade?
Shitting in someone's gas tank.
>>674415529
you're a real piece of shit
go fucking kill yourself
>>674414651
Export/sale of unserialized weapons and sex with a minor
>>674422492
i always go pick up in a big city. Cops could give a fuck less about a white junkie in big cities. They have bigger problems to deal with. Unless you blatantly do a deal like right in front of them, the cops aren't gonna fuck with you
small towns are a different story tho
honestly.
Robbery.
Jumped some dude and took about 280 dollars
and Hanging out with another probiee
>>674414651
painting trains
This day last year took 4 es at once spent the next few hours slashing tires
Brought a 16 year old into Canada without her parents consent.... in a car with about 50 pills of E. The party was good. Getting back into the states was comically easy.
>>674414651
tipping my fedora in public
I was part of robbing a local drug dealer, it was set up by a x-friend of his who had put him in jail.When we had ran into the house we had shot him in the chest and killed him, we got away with a 3 Zips of snow and a note of Brown.
I'm pretty sure LSD possession was the most recent, except I was looking at some pretty sketchy porn last night so I dunno
>>674422741
yep
and she was 14 maybe 15. I thing she was held back a grade. fuckin hot and not a virgin.
>>674414971
>>674414801
Not a felony. $500+ and up is
>>674422791
It's the same in every city, really. I'm from a smaller, shoreline town, but we picked up in the nearby city of course; it's not a big city by comparison, but it's a city.
I know they like to pop the drug dealers and not so much the users, but I was afraid of getting caught up in a raid or something. I mean, that tends to be how it happens. It's like, you know your guy's gonna catch a charge eventually and you don't want to be there when it goes down.
Lucky for me, I never was
>>674415555
MODS
>>674415529
I want to be able to refer to your case so I can do the same.
But I know you won't post more info...
I hate this feeling.
>>674414930
>>674414651
Tax evasion
>>674414651
Had a couple 8 balls on me at a red light around 3am with a fleet of cops all around me. Scary shit.
>>674414651
SIRCANA????
>>674422741
Goddess?
Hardly. This is just one more reason not to screw underage girls. She's still awkward as fuck. She needs a few more years to grow into a hottie
>>674415861
>open picture
>take printscreen
>paste printscreen into paint
>save picture
>you now have a clean picture with no geotags.
>>674415555
go to hell sicko! worse than pedo!
>Be in the 90s and drive a shit car
>Have 2 vials of acid to sell
>Party is on the other side of the mountain pass
>Steal car from down the street because looks more reliable
>Drive to party, car isn't half bad
>Turn drugs into money, but also take a fair few hits myself
>Drive home as sun is coming up paranoid as fuck
>Go to car wash, gas up car, put car back where I found it.
I might be a criminal but I'm not an asshole
>>674423263
I don't think he got off completely; he would still be found guilty of soliciting a prostitute whether he paid her or not. It sounds to me like he got off on one additional charge.
If he's claiming that he got off altogether, I find that extremely hard to believe
>>674423333
fuckin shit dude those quads are unforgiving
statutory rape
Stole more than 4k of stuff online. Still doing it to this day.
>>674423505
>>Go to car wash, gas up car, put car back where I found it.
>I might be a criminal but I'm not an asshole
I'm betting your a white guy
>>674414651
armed robbery, with serious bodily injury
pic unrelated
Follarte una tÃa esta de lujo
>>674422030
jævla dophue
Theft of up to 500+
Went carhopping with a bunch of friends in south fl
Stole a bunch of tools and a couple of phones and a GPS or two.
>>674423668
True, I also know my dad.
I had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. with the lights out. I think about it every day.
>>674423857
We stole some coke from some coke whore too after we trashed her house looking for money her parents like run a business of some sort we trashed the house, then broke into their food truck and stole outta the register and the safe
>>674423977
You sick fuck I bet she was over 18 too?
>>674423004
You sound so dangerous
I drank and drove 4 years ago. Hit a truck head on, and was taken to the hospital. Never got arrested or had to pay any fines other than 25$ to get my license back after a 4 month suspension.
>>674423705
>karadichu
>vodi srbe svoje
>vodi srbe svoje
>>674423282
FUCK YOU AND THAT PIC
gun possession
>>674416400
Not that anon, but you're a fucking faggot dud. No one said it before you because we're not as autism as you. Yiff in hell furfag
>>674423740
did I say it was always damaging? no
but it's very hard to predict who it will and won't be damaging for. not to mention that the lines of consent blur when one person is way older and experienced--adds to expectation and pressure and a young person may not know how to say they don't want to go any further
>>674414651
Probably just a bunch of drug laws but I don't know what counts as a felony. I was selling acid last month.
>>674415756
Same. Blew a .26 but the chief knew my family so he let me off with a warning. Faggots still towed my car.
>>674422757
>being this white knight
>>674424033
youre such an asshole. go fuck yourself
>>674424100
No he sounds like a wanna be thug
tsk tsk
Im pretty sure alot of people have stole from a drug dealer.
Shit me and couple of other associates robbed a dealer at gun point for about 3 pounds of afghan
he isnt dangerous.
>>674424189
For realsy acid or just the research chems that keep going around?
>>674415529
makes perfect sense
>>674415529
You're the detritus of humanity, a low-life and a scumbag. Prostitutes are the only honest women left, and what do you do? Cheat them out of their honest wages. Fuck you, man. I hope she gave you AIDS.
>>674424410
acid
>>674424346
funny thing is, their stepdad was a cop too.
Plus fuck it, she was a landwhale coke whore. Blew anyone for two grams of white.
>>674414651
NICE TRY F.B.I SHILL
>>674423505
im actually impressed.
even though i still hate you a for being a drug dealer.
>>674424256
>white knight
the girl he raped isn't even in this thread so clearly I'm not trying to get her attention or praise for standing up for her
Rapists are just pieces of shit
And that doesn't change just because she's a prostitute
>>674417597
GOD DAMM LOCK NESS MONSTA. I TOLL YOU I AINT GOT NO TREE FIDDY
>>674414971
Glenn Beck?!
>>674424578
Who wouldn't blow someone for 2 g of coke?
>>674414651
Offered a 45 yr old woman some cold tea with a small drop of fresh semen. She didn't notice
Last spring break I brought in 2 oz of weed and a strip of acid into Canada. Brought it in a mason jar and buried it in my bag. Never doing it again due to risks but for how illegal it was, it was way too easy.
>>674424732
I wouldnt. I'd rather pay for it like an adult.
>>674424564
If you haven't already, Google up William Pickard. Fun story about acid labs. Not super relevant anymore I suppose but fun drug trivia
>>674424740
that is a life sentence.
Is brutally torturing and murdering about 50 rats a felony?
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>>674424115
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
>>674424699
fuck off back to redd it
>>674422757
It's ok. Prostitutes aren't real people.
>>674424699
she consented to sex.
ergo, it was not rape.
that he did not pay her for it is immaterial.
I once downloaded a movie torrent .
I cannot live with the guilt , thinking of anhero
>>674424578
So you're a piece of shit who kicks people who are already down?
Thanks for clearing that up
>>674424863
all at the same time or one by one over like 10 years?
>>674424699
oh come now
It doesn't sound like rape at all. It sounds like a prostitute who got ripped off
It happens all the time. If you're a drug dealer or prostitute, you've got to expect it
>>674424863
Not sure. Pretty vile though. How come you did that?
>>674414651
is snorting coke a felony?
>>674414651
Driving shitfaced drunk and crashed through a fence into a ditch. cop didn't even notice.
>>674424699
but he didn't rape her
also GTFO white knight
>>674424824
ya I've read about him before
>>674414651
Sold a bunch of hash to some high schoolers.
>>674424996
Same time. Bought a house and there was a shed full of pet ones. Like they were breeding them or something. Got some buddies and we burned them, cut them up, ran them over, shot them, etc.
>>674424968
Easier than kicking people while they are on top. Is that even a thing?
>>674424968
Already down?
She had this big fancy ass house with a big ass pool and backyard.
Her parents were making fucking bank.
I didnt kick anyone while they were down faggot.
>>674425047
I hate rats. They have no utility.
>>674415756
Waiting an hour doesn't do shit,
Actually it gives your liver more time to metabolize the alcohol in your stomach raising the number you blew
Pro tip- never fucking blow
>>674424699
>And that doesn't change just because she's a prostitute
You are the stupidest piece of shit that ever existed the most "raping" a prostitute is is shoplifting, they have chosen to place a monetary value on their std ridden cunts they have to accept that.
This happened many years ago. And you can call me whatever you like, but i know what i have done. seeing a man take his last breath is a site many do not see in person. And weed is a joke wanna be gangster over there.
I'm planning on gutting a b/ro who has seriously wronged me.
I occasionally hit my gf
>>674424947
He said it himself that it was rape
And even if we go with your version, it was conditional consent. He agreed to those conditions and then went back on them. So maybe not full blown rape, but definitely sexual misconduct and someone who is still a piece of shit
>>674417597
God damn Loch Ness monster!
>>674424506
Do you get this mad when people steal from Wal-Mart too?
Some stranger got me to pull over saying he was going to kick my ass because I cut him off on the freeway. I chopped him in the troat when he was coming at me an I continued bruatly beating the shit out of his face on the side of the freeway.
>>674425126
That might fuck with you in the future. I did a bunch of fucked up shit when I was younger and now I get random flashes of those things when I'm falling asleep. Sucks.
>>674425014
He said he raped her. His words, not mine
>>674425210
>the most "raping" a prostitute is shoplifting
top kek
>>674422492
efsc?
I stole a baloon.
>>674422604
Nope
>>674425200
Protip: Takes about 1.5hrs to metabolize a 33cl can of 4.5% beer.
>>674414651
Had a couple grams of cocaine in my pocket all night drinking a couple weeks ago. Was gone after a 13 hour drinking / coke bender though. Not sure what I could of got for that.
>>674414788
teh fuck so you actually stroll around on the streets checkin if someone didnt lock his car? how much cars on average per night where open?
>>674425141
Yes, I'm sure someone who is overweight and trading sexual favors for drugs is completely healthy and not down at all.
And, of course! Because her parents (not her, her parents) make good money, must mean her life is perfect
You're a petty, jealous idiot and a huge ass
>>674421878
Top kek
I really wouldn't say if this is getting away with it but... I put on a pair of Givenchy pants which I didn't know were worth $3,000 and walked out of the store with them, the security was there and instead of running I decided to just take the fall. The police put me in jail for like 17 days and my mom had to come from New Jersey, she bailed me out and we fled from Illinois. A cool cop told me never to go back to Illinois and just forget about what had happened lmao. (I still had to go before the judge to hear whether I was guilty or not [obviously I was])
>>674425222
Assisted a suicide once... it wasn't a edgy emo thing. It was a medical issue that was terminal, they asked for help and I did what I could.
Even when it's for the best possible reason that moment of death sure is haunting...
>>674425200
>never fucking blow
It depends upon the circumstances, but you're basically obligated to blow into the machine that they have at the station. In most states, refusing to submit to the breathalyzer is as good as an admission of guilt and carries an even stiffer penalty (you'll lose your license for a lot longer than had you simply blown into the machine)
If there's a car accident involved though, like you hit someone or something, you probably shouldn't blow. You'll lose your licence for a year or whatever but you'll stand a better chance of beating the other criminal charges and any subsequent lawsuits
>>674425493
I used to do that shit all the time.
shit one time me and my friends found a 2.5 mile street with a shitload of cars outside, unlocked, trunks and all
We spent 3 hours on that street waited about 4 or 5 months, pawned our shit and came out with about 3 to 4 grand worth of stolen shit.
>>674425210
Sexual violence against a sex worker is still sexual violence
Shoplifting is a non-violent crime. Rape is a violent one.
If you want to make dumb metaphors it would be closer to robbing a cashier and beating the shit out of them--also a pretty traumatic experience
I didn't get away with my last felony. I'm charged with Burglary of a dwelling, which in the state of FL is a minimum sentence of 12 months in State. Currently on bond, I go back to court in May.
Sad part is I wasn't even doing nearly as bad as they charged me with. I was just doing justice by my /b/ros. I was peeping in some chicks window... allegedly. Thank Krishna she turned 18 2 months ago.
>>674425268
>He said it himself that it was rape
That he called it that, does not make it that, anymore than you calling it that.
>it was conditional consent
no such thing exists.
consent either exists, or it does not.
there is no inbetween.
nor was she under duress.
this is infact one of the core problems with legalizing prostitution, and yet also the core problem that legalizing it would actually fix.
she consented to sex.
its illegal to pay for sex.
ergo, she would be complicit in his crime (of paying for sex), if he paid for it, as the beneficiary of that payment as a criminal act.
>>674425574
whatever man I made about 2 grand from that night.
still don't regret it. and it was almost two years ago.
Still dont regret it and never will
>>674415724
Maybe he meant a salad bowl
>>674425825
Hello Mr White Knight
Had sex with a corpse
I keep to myself....
>>674424356
Nig do u read the original comment was about actually killing someone. Not holding them at gun point
>>674426015
Where you get a corpse?
>>674426015
Did u dig her up or just find a corpse in the bushes?
>>674425825
>a pretty traumatic experience
You cant traumatize a hooker moron they are essentially the walking dead, unless it was like her first day on the job or some other ridiculously unlikely shit
>>674425435
That's after it's been absorbed through the stomach and intestines and that only stays true if you've had one beer. The more you drink the slower your body/liver can process it.
I learned my lesson after blowing a .16 at 0930. Had gotten fairly drunk the night before but had stopped drinking by midnight and had slept for 8 hours
>>674426131
>her
>>674424356
You sound like a child, and weed is a joke. you can get a peanut for almost nothing, it figures why you would go for that.
>>674425825
Its not sexual violence.
She consented to sex.
That he did not pay for it, is immaterial.
Infact its illegal to pay for sex.
If he did, he would be committing a crime, and she would technically be complicit in that crime as the beneficiary of the payment for a criminal act.
>>674425944
He said he raped her, so I'm just gonna assume that means he raped her. Crazy idea
Conditional consent is a real thing. Doesn't equate to rape, but it does make someone a huge prick if they go back on their word
>>674426116
Girl ODd in my bed. I sell commercial real estate in Philadelphia. My boss found out about it but didnt report it because I knew he was embezzling money. kind of a fucked-up triangle
>>674425842
you do realize you are going to jail right?
In FL they favor the female in almost all cases.
Divorce, Rape, Sexual Assault, Sexual Battery, Child support, etc etc.
You will be spending time in the pen. What part of FL are you in? South or North?
Paid newegg 500 dollars for 1500 in computer parts
>>674425961
so edgy
>>674418100
child's play, i hit bongs on a public bus. The acid was pretty sketchy though. Also broke into my school and did mindless vandalism, doubt thats a felony. holding k's of weed, oz's of coke and md. Not a serious crime but i took like 400ish mushrooms when drunk and apparently was on my garage roof cackling like a maniac, and screaming my stepfather's name as loud as i could. My neighbour mistook me for a robber initially, but somehow managed to explain myself, to this day have no idea what i said.
>>674425842
Awww dude, you should just go to another State. They can't do to indict you if you move to another State (it's too expensive).
>>674426229
Probably a dead racoon or something simular
>>674426111
Oh shit I completely passed that when reading it.
Well I stand corrected.
Still though, lotta people have robbed dealers.
Had a friend about three years ago who got setup by some fuckers, went to the house to sell 3 oz
He got a pillow case thrown over his head, they knocked him out, stole his product and his cash and then stripped him and left him out in the middle of nowhere.
>>674426306
Yeah, that story is way better than 'fucked a corpse'
And way better than these tumblerinas arguing about consent... of a hooker
>>674426301
>Conditional consent is a real thing
Spotted the feminist
>>674425997
Who am I saving?
No one, so no. and fuck off with your preteen edges
>>674421878
kek'l
>>674414651
>stealing
>being a nigger
>also theft
>>674426218
This is the rate at which an average adult male will metabolize that amount of beer.
Whether he has eaten or not in the interm doesnt really matter, because if he has, it means the alchohol will absorb slower, yet still be metabolised in total at the same rate (ie: without becoming intoxicated), and if he doesnt eat, it will run trhough his digestion and be absorbed faster, yet still metabolized at the rate as above.
I purposely got caught by the CIA
>>674426218
>The more you drink the slower your body/liver can process it.
no, the opposite.
it speeds up.
>>674426323
My lawyer said he can likely get it dropped to "attempted burglary" since the cop said in his report he "saw me with my phone out" but on my phone there's nothing incriminating at all except some pics of my gf and myself. It's gonna be like 6 months in county or 2-3 years of probo. And I'm not gonna specify. I don't need people finding out who I am =o
>>674425452
Laid?
>>674426245
I went for it because it was easy.
And i was a child I was 16 at the time.
Now i do my coke and drink my alcohol like an adult should.
>>674423200
In
SJ I saw you.
>>674426198
>hookers are people too
>hookers can be traumatized
>hookers don't deserve any extra bad things just because they sell sex
>>674426218
>I learned my lesson after blowing a .16 at 0930. Had gotten fairly drunk the night before but had stopped drinking by midnight and had slept for 8 hours
Then you miscalculated the amount of booze you had consumed.
Also the figure I gave applies to a man that is awake.
When you are asleep, your body digests and metabolizes food far slower.
>>674426246
you keep repeated that last few lines like it matters if it's legal to pay for sex. that doesn't change what is and isn't rape
>>674422169
lel had a couple dudes in my school who did somethin similar, (we are britbongs btw) they signed some dweeby kid up to a jihadi movement website with full name and address and shit, U.S government got in contact with the school and many kek's were had.
>>674414788
is that fuckin weed in a space station?
>>674425380
huh
>>674426728
wat
>>674426661
nig, just south or north that'll really determine it.
My dads in jail right now awaiting trial for sex with a minor, the police report and their say are confusing. They first said it was consensual, then she said it was rape, then he says it didnt happen like that, then it was consensual again and etc
He's bouncing his story back and forth
>>674425770
I used to to this but not even for the money. The adrenaline rush was insane. One time someone left their wallet in the cup holder with 300 bucks. Best night of my life
>>674426767
Such and innocent little world outlook you have, lurk more you'er not jaded enough.
>>674426592
if you kept reading, you'd also see I said it doesn't automatically equate to rape. it just makes you an asshole of the regular variety
The guy I was talking about on the other hand, flat out admitted to raping her, so yeah
>>674426669
nope was out with my cousins. 1 of em got laid. I was dead after the bender I slept for like 10 hours.
I made two skyscrapers collapse with nothing but jet fuel
>>674427055
I don't have a rosy little outlook on the world. There's plenty of fucked up shit out there. I just think it's important to say something or do something about it when you see it
>>674427169
Found the Jew
>>674427066
Clearly he was exaggerating for comedic effect. It's not rape.
She consented to sex. She hoped for payment. She received one but not the other. Oh well!
Makes him a prick, sure, fine, whatever. Doesn't make him a rapist, though.
>>674424256
>Caring about people who happen to be women.
>White knight
>>674427052
Definitely the adrenaline rush was my main reason for doing it, shit i needed money too but i was really concerned.
Plus the feeling of finding an unlocked car was insane. It was like you found a fucking gold mine.
>>674426978
I know where you go to score.
>>674426301
>so I'm just gonna assume that means he raped her
your assumption is baseless.
i can indulge my gf in her rape fantasy, yell at her "IM RAPING YOU BITCH" but it wouldnt be rape, because it was consensual and not infact rape.
your argument is bullshit.
she consented to rape.
the argument that it becomes rape only because HE DIDNT PAY HER is insanely amoral and absolutely unacceptable on any rational and reasonable standing.
it implies that the right to commit a crime, ie: rape, is vested in whether or not you compensate the "victim".
its insane to even suggest that, as you are doing right now.
consent doesnt work that way.
as i said above.
she consented to sex.
he did not pay her for it.
if he had paid for it, he would have committed a crime of soliciting sex, and she would be implicitly an accessory to that crime as the beneficiary of the money paid for that criminal act.
>>674427246
i wasnt really concerned is what i meant to say.
>>674427275
I don't know what efsc is or SJ, so I think you've got me confused
I'm clean now anyway and have been for a while
>>674427235
You're assuming she consented to sex
But yeah, best case scenario, he's an asshole. But he's probably a disgusting rapist
>>674426301
>Conditional consent
no. it is not.
there either is consent, or there is not.
the only exception is duress, where a person is forced to comply, against their consent (note: AGAINST THEIR CONSENT)
>>674427243
>Caring about people who happen to be women.
>Caring about people who
>people
Anon i think you may have forgotten we are talking about a prostitute not a women
When I was 16 a girl sent me pictures of her tits, who was also 15 or 16.
Man, she had awesome tits.
>>674426983
It's central FL. Orlando area. So idk, south I guess.
>>674427414
I'm assuming she consented to sex because a prostitute who does not consent to sex is not a prostitute; that's how prostitutes make money -- remember? sex, sex they consent to in return for money. But the consent comes first. The sex comes first. She hopes for payment and sometimes she does not receive it. That doesn't make it rape. It makes it a bad deal is all.
>>674414651
I had sexual Intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>674425770
welcome to murica the land of the free where you need to do 'lock your car' campaigns because people are fucking retarded
>>674414651
Stealing a street sign
>>674426898
>that doesn't change what is and isn't rape
no, it does not.
but it also doesnt change what is or isnt consent.
even if you ignore the fact that paying for sex would be a crime, to which she would be complicit:
she consented to sex.
period.
that she was not PAID for it, does not automatically magically turn it into rape.
consent is the issue.
and she consented to having sex with him.
Dunno if its a felony but I never took my drivers license and driven almost daily for a decade without trouble
>>674427052
>Best night of my life
thats just... sad.
>>674423288
Hello, Adam Sandler.
>>674427760
>you need to do 'lock your car' campaigns because people are fucking retarded
Nah the campaigns just make people think the police are concerned about the problem locked doors don't actually do shit to stop theft.
>>674427312
He said he raped her. You're assuming that she consented, and he didn't say anything to even imply that she did. So I'm going with him raping her
I never said it was rape because he didn't pay her. I said it was rape because he started off by saying "I raped a prostitute"
Consent *can* be conditional. It is all the time. Going back on your word isn't rape necessarily, but it makes you an ass and you did do something wrong
you keep saying this over and over again, same exact phrasing and it makes you sound like an idiot. You sound like you're quoting something but don't have the capacity to restate it in and intelligent way so you're just regurgitating the same catchy phrases to try to come off as smart than you are. and on top of that, you're saying shit that isn't even fucking relevant. I'm not questioning whether or not they were engaging in illegal activities. No shit, they were. What does that fucking have to with rape?
>she consented to sex.
>he did not pay her for it.
>if he had paid for it, he would have committed a crime of soliciting sex, and she would be implicitly an accessory to that crime as the beneficiary of the money paid for that criminal act
I don't care about that prostitution is illegal or not. It's completely irrelevant when it comes to rape. Rape is rape, no matter who you are
Tax evasion but probably multiplied by 34 because of joint contracts.
>>674426694
So you are a junkie, nice you will be heading down the road to success. Keep your head up and off that table.
>>674427714
Yeah sorry /b/ro but you'll probably be spending time in the pen or 3 years probo like you said
But you wont have room to breathe in this case.
State of FL favors the female more in these cases.
Raped my mother while my little sister was watching
>>674428214
>he said
>he said
>he said
this guy takes everything everyone on 4chan says for truth
topkek
>>674427414
>You're assuming she consented to sex
Your assuming she didn't.
The part you are avoiding desperately, is the realization that you cant turn a consensual sexual act into rape, simply because one party wasnt PAID for it.
Its not a crime to NOT pay for sex.
It IS a crime TO pay for sex.
You can thank your feminist friends for that.
>>674428077
except that you need tools (whatever you to break glass and/or open the door) to open a car then the alarm goes off, it might not stop you from stealing from one car but you won't steal from a entire street at least (though it's better if they steal $100 in goods than if a thief destroys a door/window).
>>674428264
fucking kek, doing coke once every 6 months does not make me a junkie and drinking only on special occasions does not make me an alcohol either.
I find trees with knot holes in them, fill them with Vaseline and go to work on them in broad daylight.
>>674427447
you are kind of dense, huh?
Consent isn't black and white. It's nuanced and individual and there are gray areas and levels of it and there are definitely different kinds of consent
If she gave conditional consent and he went back on his word, it's not rape because she consented at the time, but he's an asshole for it
>>674428577
whatever you use/need*
>>674428577
Slimjims my friend, unlock the cars and no alarm.
Almost went thru with a home invasion once.
But it was some chick that was home, i wasn't gonna fuck with that.
>>674425763
Losing your license is a separate civil action. You can pay to get it back.
It's nothing but a cash grab from start to finish
>>674428671
>It's nuanced and individual and there are gray areas and levels of it and there are definitely different kinds of consent
this guy's trollin'
>>674428214
>So I'm going with him raping her
Your whole argument is based on this assumption.
Its not enough. Nor does it invalidate the arguments made here against your position.
If she did not consent to sex, yes, it was rape.
If she did consent to sex, it wasnt rape. Whether or not she expected money or any other favor/compensation for it.
>>674426643
Nice b8
>>674427914
You're so fucking dense that it hurts. I never said that it was magically rape because he didn't pay for it. I said that he violated conditional consent, making him an asshole.
I said it was rape because he said he raped her. And my point is that just because someone is a prostitute doesn't mean that they can't be raped. You're assuming that she was soliciting him, but he never said that. He just said he raped a prostitute. Which people do. Just because she trades sex for money does not mean that she trades sex for money unconditionally. She still has the right to choose who she does and does not have sex with. And if someone forces sex on her anyways, that's rape
>>674428829
Uh, I'm not sure you know how car alarms work... slim jim opens the door without properly operating the locking mechanism, which sets off the alarm.
Really only saves you from having to break the glass. But with 2 people you can have the alarm disabled within 5 seconds regardless of entry method.