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b, how do you make a woman fall in love with you ?
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Having a lot of money
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>>674411949
Trap her in a box. Dont let her out until she loves you.
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Don't
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>>674411949
Be attractive.

or, optionally, >>674411949
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>>674411949
You don't want that trust me, they get clingy as fuck and make your life a misery
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Lying...
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/b/ yourself
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>>674411949
Fuck her in the ass and say
I got septs today.
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>>674412257
/thread
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Find her weekneses and fill them.
Find out what anoyng her and dont do that.
Act cool
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>>674411949
Treat her like shit
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>>674411949
You can't
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http://tune.pk/video/2419322
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>>674411949
If she is under 25 be attractive. If she is over 25 be rich. You're Welcome.
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spend time with her, if she fall in love with you: good, if not: its still good, you got a new friend
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Give her an orgasm no one else can provide.
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>>674411949
Tie her in ur basement... Feed her, wait...
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>>674412593
>spend time with her, if she fall in love with you: good, if not: its still good, you got friendzoned
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Confidence

Simple tips below.
>Look straight in the eyes while you talk to a girl.

>Don't stutter; meaning consider talking to them in same way as you talk to your male friends.

>By doing the above, you can choose a particular girl and talk to her the most. Find your similar intrests in her.

>Talk as much as possible. Never try to break the conversation with "uh's" and "uhm's". It sucks.

>Ask them to do small favours.

>By this time, you have earned most of their trust.

>Make fun of her. Just not too much.

>Understand how much she cares her family and her religion.

>Understand her empathetically.

>Lean yourselves to her when she's talking to you. That makes her think that you care about every word she says.

Its all trust anon. Its not a huge process as you all might think(meant at introverts)

Also, avoid watching porn and shit. Try doing NoFap techniques. It'll do wonders in your personality. Trust me.

tl;dr - Make friends, get the trust and you'll see the magic happen.
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>>674412773
Working for me currently
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Be nice, ask questions, compliment, act confident even if inside you're nervous.
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>>674411949
You don't go on 4chan and complain about it.
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>>674412773
And
>>674412887
Worked for me
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>674412773
This helps... But bondaged and multiple
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>>674412887
b-but i like fapping
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>>674412887
PUA faggot detected, enjoy picking up the ugly self-loathing whores nobody else wants.
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>>674411949
It will literally never happen for me. I'm a pathetic fat loser.
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>>674413370
Cut back whenever you are planning on going out... Shouldn't do it more than once every two to three days anyway
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>>674411949
Rsdnation.com
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Its so much about timing, the right girl at the right time, being distant at the right time, being supportive at the right time. The key is to not show your inner feelings or thoughts unless its the perfect moment, assuming you're a guy
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>>674413513
Mind over matter, ive seen some disgusting couples, dont know until you put yourself out there
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>>674411949
be yourself and go out and meet loads of people. with what little experience i have its come down to women that fall for you depending on what you say and who you are as a person. but remember you cant be picky.
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I've had three girls say "I love you" for the first time after making them cum. It was usually during pillow talk afterwards. I think that has a lot to do with it in those situations. All three girls were in their 20's. One was 21, one was 22, the other 25. I don't think I was with either more than a few times before they said it. The 21 year old was when i was in college, and was my crush since I was in highschool, but she never felt the same way until I fucked her. The 25 I ended up with for 5 years, I was a year older than her. The 22 year old was a little over a year ago, and we only dated for 2 months. (I'm close to 40 now)

I wasn't rich for the first two, and I don't have a big dick. I know the 21 year old in college and the one from last year were pretty sexually active with people other than me, so they might have been saying that to everyone, I don't know. The 25 year old i was in a committed relationship for 5 years, so that one was real for sure.

I've had plenty of girlfriends that I've been in love with, (I've been with the current one for a year now), but those 3 said those words to me after sex.
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>>674412257
whats up with that rat pic
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>>674414019
That's cool
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>>674413442
Fuck off you unworthy loser retarded nigger. I was a bitch ass introvert who considered myself as a failure a year back and then I tried NoFap. I've been in it for exactly 217 days and I fucking love the way I'm now. I've banged 2 bitches from the bar and have a stable relationship with the dream girl of my life. I achieved so much in life which you haven't even dreamt about. What you dream is what to fap at next.
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>>674413936
I have nothing to offer. I'm always broke because bills and debts, I'm fat, not good looking, I've got a small dick that's never felt the warmth of anothers body, I could go on but you get the idea.
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>ITT:
just be yourself everyone is awesome
fuck off faggot get your shit wrecked by darwinism
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>>674414289
Whathefuck man chill it down bro!
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>>674414491
took the b8
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>>674414491
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>674411949

Have your shit together. Women are attracted to men who have control of their lives. These men usually have more money and look better because they workout and eat right.
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>>674414087
take that back motherfucker
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1. Get off 4chan and leave your house.
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>>674414722
What is plastic surgery?
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>>674412257
>>674414760

Damn you're cute, I'd have you swallowing my cum every night.
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>>674414846
I can't understand why people say to leave 4chan. There are people out here who gives real advises than anywhere else on the internet.
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>>674411949
Treat her like a human being.

I didn't understand this for many many years. I thought I was treating women like I would treat myself, but thats untrue. I was sexist, and I know for a fucking fact many of you are too.

Until you break a certain degree of inner sexism and general lack of compassion, you will not find MEANINGFUL love.

Work on yourself, and the rest always falls into place. When you "search" for that special someone, you will never find them.
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>>674413547
I didn't fap for a whole week once and I felt great but I was aggressive as fuck all the time though even though I'm a passive beta cuck.
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>>674414329
Work out the fat around your dick wil recede and you'll build confidence as well
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>>674411949
Married fag here. Getting kissed/laid is easy. For the hard part: keep them fed and laughing. Dont be a jerk to her family and friends, they have to like you too. Show affection pubicly an dont make a scene or embarass her. Remember, if you want her to love you, there must be waaaay more good moments than bad ones. And of course, she has to cum as often as you. Help her get there first, then get you nut on. Thats all. Money and looks is bullshit.
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>>674411949


1.don't be a fat fuck
2. don't be a bitch
3. don't be a weirdo fat fucking loser

4. you are shit out of luck
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>>674415086
and now you have the love only a cuck can have

congrats
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>>674415129
I've basically givenn up on being with a partner.
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>>674412203


Your mom not letting you go to the store to buy 50L of coke ?
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>>674411949
Have big cock
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>>674415126
That's your natural instincts kicking in now control them
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>>674415221
Then don't bitch about being fat and depressed...
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>>674414760
What Contact is that?
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>>674414905
I'd slurp it all up with my warm wet mouth filling my throat with your thick creamy cum
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>>674415290
You're right, I'll continue isolating my self quietly in my room...
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>>674415453
Why can't I find a cute submissive like you IRL ;_;
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>>674415472
While doing so spend some time doing cardio and stop beating off on 4chan all day...
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The amount of bitterness in this thread...
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>>674412887
>NoFap
This is literally the easiest way to get anything you want. I don't fucking know how but it worked for me like nothing else and it enabled me to do many things which I thought I wouldn't. I'm so social. Girls like being with me. They laugh at whatever shit I'm speaking. Its a wonderful feeling. I can't express it somehow. I am at my 57th day now.
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>>674412590
OP here. She is 25.
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>>674411949
You upvote her
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>>674412590
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>>674415639
I tried nofap, I started having the shakes and anxiety attacks
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>>674415566
>actually believes this shit
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>>674411949
It happens on accident man, before you know it you want her gone, but she loves you so you turn into an asshole
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>>674412887
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kill her father
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>>674415639
>NoFap
this is one of the hardest things to do ever, especially when you browse /b/
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>>674412820
Friendzone is a shit idea. It implies girls are to fuck and nothing else. And such beliefs hurt more thwn help guys find good girls.
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>>674415879
>being this butthurt over it

I like what I see, what's your problem? You literally can't prove its not real. Humans not leaving others that are happy alone is the biggest problem with our species
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>>674415453
>>674415566
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Either
1. Come out of their vagina. Should be for life unless you work hard at fucking everything up really well.
2. Be someone that she admires and that can offer what she desires (when younger/single/poor, security/stability, money, higher social standing, strong personality, etc; when older/married/wealthy, the "butterflies in the stomach" of a new passion, hot sex, and be more handsome than her husband). Only applies while all conditions are in place, love dries up as soon as you cease to be all those things and/or lose control of the relationship. Oh, and it'll never be even remotely close to the love she'll feel for your kids, if you end up having some.

Women will try to take control over you and change you during the entire relationship, only to grow bored once they manage to. The secret to a long-lasting marriage is being a wealthy/successful, authoritarian husband, who can say firm "no"s and keep passing her shit tests.

If it sounds like a lot of work, it is. That's why many men give up on long-term relationships and stay bachelors for their entire lives.
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>>674415806
Zoz
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>>674416756
...wut?
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>>674411949
Pic related
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Limit-free credit card.
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>>674416756
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>>674411949
Un-conditional love
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>>674414329
Yeah i understand I've recently gotten good fortune but putting yourself out there and improving yourself is more fun than depression
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>>674411949
Be attractive
Be "different"
Make her orgasm
Make her feel good about herself

Basically do things she doesn't deserve
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>>674415214
The only cuck is you, faggot.
"Durr bein nice to wymans is cuk beghavor. enjoi nigger dix"
Enjoy being left by everybody because you're a bitter cunt. Don't even bother with the standard "Oh I have plenty of friends, faggot" line because:
A) No you don't.
B) I'm already gone from this thread.
C) The game
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>>674412887

no. if you are a PUA then dont lean. you make her as the pedestal.
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>admit you are wrong when you are not
>compliment her every single day
>fuck her like you are going to war
>spend more time with her than you do with yourself
>seriously, you have to fuck her really, really wel

it really is that simple. but fuck that shit
try her once and then on to the next chick anon
dont be a cuckfag
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It's always just kinda happened
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>>674417777
nice trips
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>>674412148
You don't even have to be a 10/10 looking guy, your image just has to be attractive.

Cut your hair right, trim your fucking nails and polish them so they aren't edgy, clean your face, make sure you don't have dry skin, make sure you don't smell and wear clean clothing.

If this doesn't work, stop trying to make a teenager fall in love with you that hasn't even realised that looks doesn't stay the same forever and someone with the right attitude towards life means so much more.
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>>674417472
>>674417767

if you are mildly attractive and funny as fuck this is really all it takes
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>>674415566
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D.E.N.N.I.S.
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>>674417995
Again, refer to

>>674416071
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you dont, you let the love of your life fall in love with your bestfriend
i miss her so much guys
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>>674412773
>>674412590
orgasm + trust
all they want
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>>674416823
>>674416952

>2029
Not using the highly superior zozzle as opposed to the inferior kek
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>>674411949
Find yourself, then find the girl. You'll be a lot happier, friends. I'm a depressed guy that likes attention from his girl, so I found a hyper girl that enjoys giving attention to her man. Now if only she'd leave the fag she's with lol
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walk up to her and fuck her.
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>>674412203
This.

Most girls will get ultra clingy for awhile then start to lose interest. It's literally the worst of both worlds.
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>>674418890
I know this feel.
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>>674418890
That's how my ex was, made me feel like dirt afterwards.
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