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>come home from work
>open door
>see this
>out of condoms
What do?
>condoms
Use a Plastic bag or go anal
Impregnation it is
>>674410075
>implying condoms are neccesary.
I never wear condoms
>>674410075
She looks like she does that annoying Japanese girl moan that sounds like a little kid. I would probably hate fuck her, shoot her in the back of the head as I blow my load, chop the body up in tiny pieces and bury it.
>>674410664
0oo0o00o0oo0o0oooo0o0o0ooo0o0o0oo0o0o0o00o0oo0oo00oo00o0oo0o00o faggy teen edgelord detected.
>>674410075
Be happy there's no condoms and go raw and possibly shoot a baby in her
>>674410664
Psst, your tryhard is showing...
Bareback then plan b.
>>674410075
what the fuck are condoms?
"Holy shit! I'm sorry i'm sorry."
>leave room and jack off
>>674410075
anal
>>674410075
Cut balls off.
Fuck.
>>674410075
Walk to the gas station across the street to buy condoms.
Literally takes less than a minute if I hurry up
Anal and plan B.
For when you know you gotta make sure it works.
>>674412580
Plan b cost like $30 though, man.
>>674412692
Children cost more
>>674410075
she looks fat. No thanks
>>674410075
will get AIDS for
>>674410075
I ask her how I upvote?
>>674410376
>>674410541
>>674410655
>>674410795
>>674410971
>>674411025
You all now have an STD, what do?
>>674410075
Wonder why there is a retard about to pee on the floor in my house
>>674410075
Mrs Wong from next door has been drinking again.
Take her home and let her husband know she has to turn in her AA chip.
Get her pregnant. Then she's mine forever
>>674414025
keep fucking your mom
>>674411379
Fucking gaaaaaaayyyyy beta fag
Id fuck this guy
>>674410664
I'd never turn down sex even if I didn't have a condom. The girl might, but I never will.
If you're that concerned, just fuck her mouth.
Depending on the girl, that might even be better than fucking.
>>674413480
your mom looks fat. No thanks
>>674410075
>out of condoms
virgin detected
>>674410075
Tell that ugly chink to gtfo my house before my wife gets home then burn the sheets she's on.
>>674410075
Fix myself a gin and tonic, as a quinine deficiency is putting me at risk of contracting yellow fever. Then escort the subhuman out of my house.
>>674410664
more edges than a D20 here.
>>674410075
fuckerrightinthepussy
>>674410075
>Need to pee;
>Go to bathroom
>See this
>What do?
>>674416680
piss on her pussy and then fuck her
>>674410075
Mouths don't get pregnant and she can't ruin the suck with her little squeaky toy sounds if my dick is in her throat
>>674410075
ask condor if its safe
>>674410075
Fuck her tiny asshole, while she orders the food
>>674416680
"pls leave" "shoo"
*lock door*
>>674416777
did that
>next
>>674416943
fucking kek
>>674416680
Is it a japanese toilet, the kind that attacks your shitty asshole with water?
Another question, is she a burn victim and wears a lot of make-up to hide the burn scars - look at her face its its creepy.
>out of condoms
That's fine, I pretty much never use them anyways.
>police
>“there's some fucking mentally retarded Japanese cunt in my house"
>>674416680
sauce on her please
>>674417087
Why do you need condoms to jerk off to CP?
>>674417084
Here's a closeup. I thinks she is unroasted.
>>674417322
Really?
do Asian girls have stinky feet?
Turn 1080 degrees and fall
Wu her in Japanese
"Hyungh ching mein chong"
Great I'm in
Insert sharpie into v when she not looking
This will be suspicious cause I'm 8.5 In
Then when sharpie hits her c
Insert 8.5 In pastrami onto her pooper
>>674410664
Go to school man
>>674410075
make her an asian /jewish baby which will be so smart to become the next prresident of the whole world
inb4 kike
>>674410075
1. Ask her what is she doing in my house
2. Fuck her
>>674417313
she's Chinese
>>674410075
fuck anyway, i havent used a condom in 9 years
>>674418176
>implying you're smart
>>674410075
Ten million Catholics say no condoms. And they can't be wrong
>>674410376
this
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
>come home from work
>open door
>see this
wat do?
>>674416680
Piss in her ass
>>674418660
Tell that filthy wog to get the fuck out of my house and find it's nigger family
>>674418580
1
2
10
>>674418660
Piss on it to show dominance
>>674418510
Uhhhh dumb fuck..there are a lot more than 10 mil Catholics you dumb nigger,
>>674410075
looks like an asian carly rae jepsen
>>674418660
Sell on craigslist
>>674418974
lol proving his point more so
>>674410075
Go and buy condoms.
>>674410075
just fuck her raw and buy plan B. What's the big deal.
>>674419259
For what? She probably will look at your 400 pound body and run . "Wong house, me sworry".
>>674418660
Offer it Mars Volta tickets watch it fade to haze
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>674410075
oral
OP
>>674418313
yes quite
>>674418660
Throw fire. Run screaming
>>674410075
impregnate
>>674410075
>will hump her brain out
>>674419722
>360 degrees
>360
Buttfuck her, cum in her mouth and force her to swallow so she can't trap you by impregnating herself with it.
>>674419867
>>674420369
Welcome Newfriend
>>674420369
>falling for this
>that filename
Holy shit you're fucking gay.
>>674410075
>>out of condoms
>What do?
Get the lube Baby, we are riding the Hershy Highway tonight
>>674420428
More full frontal nakey?
>>674418176
Just like a jew - inb4 anyone else gets a chance.
Fuckin' kike.
>>674420428
Christ. Is she having a stroke here?
>>674410075
enojys HIV
I would fuck her stinky Asian asshole
>>674420630
>>674410664
Edgy 14 year old faggot detected
Disgusting. Looks like my best friend's sister
>>674421101
>>674421101
Wtf, rape her then, fuck that bitch!
>>674414025
Go to the doctors and get it cured because I live in a country with proper healthcare. Its unlikely to be herpes because that's an American problem.
>>674421269
>>674421258
>>674410075
>2016
>uses condoms
K.
>>674421486
The fact that you think its bait and not just truth makes you seem butthurt.
>>674421258
Do you have any with no makeup?
>>674421569
>2016
>catches antibiotic resistant STD
Enjoy your syphilis faggot
>>674410664
>>674421261
Same edgefag?
>>674421691
The fact that you're still trying confirms you're a faggot.
>>674421757
Is she wearing make up on this on? I can't really tell.
>>674421838
I'm not the one who faps to dicks nigger
>>674421838
>Is still trying himself
>>674421994
The eyelashes i guess
>>674421994
yes she is
To the rice fields she goes
>>674421994
Who is this? I like that.
>>674410075
Bukkake
>>674413480
12 year old detected
>>674422331
A semen demon from Asia.
>>674410075
Her name.
>>674423115
Ask her.
She's not that shy really.
>>674416680
Kick her out and take a piss as usual. Don't let bitches interfere with bathroom time.
>>674410075
flip her over and attack that tight little bunghole
Hey OP I have pics of your gf too.
>>674423270
Already did. She is shy, no answer.
>>674423539
Do you treat all strange women you find in your room this way?
>>674410075
Thanks for the deviantArt watermark, that gallery is hot as fuck.
>>674410075
rare dog then bail
>>674423832
Whoops.
Sorry Choi.
>>674410075
Kill for trespassing, have sex with body, cut off dick and stuff it in decomposing cunt.
>>674410075
>Go down on her
>Let her achieve as many orgasms as possible
>Tell her to go run herself a bath
>Go to the store, pick up some condoms
>Pick up some food on the way home
>Netflix and chill
>Wake up the next morning, bone the shit out of her before work.
>>674410075
>>674410075
Nice jap gash.
>>674424877
pretty sure shes Korean brah
>>674423115
Choi Hyun Ji
>>674418660
Drive it back to detroit.
>>674425396
I believe it's Hyunji, not Hyun Ji. All references to her on the deviantArt page don't have a space between the two.
>>674410075
Ask her why she sounds like a dying gerbil when she gets fucked.
>>674410075
Lape hel so hald.
More nudes of this puta pls
>>674410075
fuck her in the butt
anal is natures birth control
Holy fuck, that asshole needs ravishing.
Thank you OP for introducing me to Choi.
i found a full gallery of her
http://xiberkid.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>674427031
You didn't find shit, it's literally in OP's photo.
Say "Hey zipperhead, I used to stack gooks like you 10 feet high back in Korea." Turn 360 degrees and walk out while lighting a no filter Lucky Strike.
>>674410075
cut her throat
fuck her
no kids
one less asian
win win
>>674427192
Yeah i just saw it, im retardet
>>674410075
I'd go raw even with condoms in store
just the same as i do with all my asian whores.
fuck her mouth hard and deep until i cum straight down her throat.
then creampie the living shit out of her for 2nd pop.
I guess OP has abandoned thread since everyone knows where to get her without waiting.
>>674410075
>no dick
Ask her what she's doing in here and what her intentions are. Likely invite her to a nice chat and some tea.
>>674410075
>out of condoms
even better
>>674424315
>>674414025
keep fucking. unless you can actually see warts and sores you can convince a chick you're clean bruh
>>674410075
That's what assholes are for
>>674427031
Must be registered to view the gallery tho.
>>674418660
might just be me, but I'd fuck the shit out of that gnome. Just thinking about that little bastard waiting on my bed in anticipation of stiff cock makes me horny af.
>>674410075
Plan B < Pill
>>674428531
So register then. dA is infected with tons of cringe and faggotry, but there's still some good shit, like Choi.
>>674418660
Footfuck
>>674410075
Search around house for her accomplice who's going to kill me
>>674429294
Registration is a pain in the pooper tho. Pls post the pics on the gallery thx.
>>674410664
By shooting her in the back of the head, sounds like you'd be shooting yourself on the dick too
>>674410075
People still use condoms?
Have an awesome fuck. Impregnate. Would even if condoms were a hand.
Asian/10.
>>674410075
fuck the fat out of her.
>>674416680
Bitch looks downy as fuck
>>674410075
fuck her right in the pussy
>>674431489
Don't you mean every asian ever?
>>674431489
is that supposed to be bad?
>>674410075
Fuck it
>>674431728
True, but fuck she is looking in 7 directions at once.
>>674410075
Plow it anyways.
>>674410075
>condoms
This uploader is so fucking inconsistant. Sometimes it's watermarked, sometimes it isn't. Sometimes it's resized, othertimes it isn't.
I guess I should be glad though. Watermarks fucking suck.
>>674410075
Get down on my hands and knees and begin to weep. Because there is a God and he answered my prayers.
>>674410075
breed
I fucking love this gallery. The further back I go, the more I see the same images from earlier, minus the watermarks.
>>674410075
I want Asian head so badly!
>>674432881
>cigarretes
>meme donald
disgusting
>>674410075
Easy.
1. Find a latex glove
2. Cut one glove finger
3. Use as condom
>>674416680
Go deepthroat
>>674418660
Fap and cover it with cream
>>674434734
DAYUM SON.
Call and ask your mom
>>674423824
Yes ma'am
>>674410075
>Condoms?
Psshhh
>Id fuck this kawaii princess so hard regardless of what sounds she made.
>Id eat da poon. And if she wanted me to felch her out post-creampie, then im game
>>674436279
Sauce pls?!
Motherless Gallery
G497FCA3
>>674428531
no you don't, click on mature content pic add date of birth, refresh
>>674414025
clearly you've never had sex
Just call me daddy
ImageFap Gallery
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5972374/choi-hyunji-(magenta-choi)
>>674410075
>What do?
1. Remove top
2. Play with tits
3. Get dick sucked
4. Fuck hard
5. Fuck even harder
6. Squirt
>>674410075
>get running start
>Dive in head first
>>674410075
Tell her to open her eyes, for one
>>674437448
she's kinda cute when she isn't being a total slut
>>674418909
Fucking kek
>>674412478
This guy has the right idea.
