which one would you prefer to bang?
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which one would you prefer to bang?
Left.
>>674390271
left
>dat feminine penis
>>674390271
Right ofc
>>674390271
Left without hesitation
>>674390271
obviously lefty is hotter
bet she has a way tighter vag than that fat slut on the right, too
>>674390410
not taking the b8
The one with the vagina.
Bailey for sure
>>674390386
her penis is not that feminine
Both for sure. Dick in vag while dick in my ass
>>674390565
ikr
its bigger than mine for christ sake
Bailey
>>674390695
Looks like the Welsh are around.
>>674390271
Baily jay would be a dream come true. He has such a nice cock.
>>674390565
>not that feminine
>not that
>that
Penises are not feminine. Period. Only faggots say that shit
>>674390872
Welsh fuck sheep not cows, get it right.
>>674391001
Dub gods say otherwise?
Wouldn't bang either
gun to my head, i'd say pull the trigger cunt
Left looks absolutely fucked up, whats up with her face? Looks like a bloke who went to some asian country for some cheap plastic surgery
>>674391067
Offbyone Kenobi
>>674391001
no you do get feminine penis's
a puss puss or a boipuss...i'm not a gay faggot so I will take the puss puss. rot in hell you gay faggot
>>674390271
Right cos one on left prob a man one on right I would not have to kill myself over. Thanks, over and out
Is right Amy Schumer?
>>674390271
I'd prefer Bailey bang me.
>>674391334
He's a trap.
There are actual chicks that look like that, though, mostly in Germany.
>>674390271
obviously a stupid question can only be put out here by an autist 12 year old virgin. Please confirm left is a man.
>>674391686
Try harder
>>674390271
Both...with a sledgehammer
both. three way
bailey can pop some viagra and we can double team the chubby chick
>>674391001
Left obviously. Blown countless nuts to her pussy.
Left.
As an otherkin who doesn't believe in sexuality, I would rail both of them.
>>674391960
you misspell pussy for asshole you faggot
>>674390271
On the right.
Been crazy for her since I first saw her. I'd chop off a testicle to bury my head in her thighs.
>>674390271
>asking /b/ if they would rather bang a fat pig or a passable trap.
If you don't know the answer to that kill yourself
>>674391001
that doesn't make any sense, faggots like masculine penises, not feminine penises
>>674392167
this. its the closeted faggots that cant grasp it
>>674392108
Pussy just sounds less harsh. I get your point though.
THE ONE ON THE LEFT NO DICE. WHIP THAT COCK OUT. NO JOKES.
>>674391907
YES IT IS
>>674390271
Right. Hopefully after a photo shoot or something so she has a shit ton of makeup on.
>>674390271
face of a man or penis? fuck you, neither.
>>674392607
>pick right
>bag over head
>muffled
>profit
>>674392607
that means you get ass raped by an aids infested horseman
>>674390271
I'd like them both to shit on me so I can smell and taste it, see which one I like more.
>>674390271
Both
>>674390271
I think I'm gonna jerk off freestyle. (no porn)
Anyone one /b/ who can't name the one on the left must be the newest fag on /b/
I'm 200% straight, can't name a single porn star (wait, yuki aida) but, apart from her...but I sure know who that trap is.
>>674392997
That kinda exclusively depends on their recent diet though you won't get any real tells frm it
>>674390271
Would like to have fun with both
Amy looks like a hillbilly next to a real woman.
Left.
Hell I'd fuck a roll of barbed wire before i touched Amy
>>674391001
I'm a straight male and can confirm feminine penises exist. Mine is essentially a giant clit
>>674390271
Party on Wayne!
Party on Garth!
>>674392153
The answer is neither.
>>674393735
faggot
>>674393844
vouched
>>674393844
vouched. I'm a straight male and I too think of my penis as a clit when I play with it
>>674391001
Nigga got baited
>>674390271
Option 1: troll with a vagina
Option 2: troll with a penis
What's the difference again?
>>674393844
Totally. Dated a girl who had about a 1/4 inch of penis down there. Superclit.
>>674393905
Laughed at this harder than I should have
Left.
I know I'm a faggot.
left
>>674390271
BJ, kill the other guy.
>>674394826
Aren't we all?
>>674390271
Is this real, do they hang out or something?
I wanna see the sex tape
>>674392108
Boipussy*
>>674392153
This.
I've wanted to fuck that man on the left since I first found b some 7/8 years ago. Still do. Makes the effort to get made up and look pretty. So what if it is a man? Men have asshokes you can lube up and plough into. Who gives a shit, it's purely aesthetics here that and, who'd not be a cunt. That big faced pig on the right looks a bit of a cunt
>>674390271
Left.
Not because i am a faggot. I am not a faggot.
I actually hate traps.
But i am willing to fuck a dude with identity issues instead of this fucking disgrace of a human. I know her IRL and she is the absolute worst human being there ever was.
I might fuck her if i had a condom on that had some HIV sprinkled on the outside.
>>674395322
Bailey Jay was a guest on Inside Amy Schumer (comedy central, US) for the interview segment.
Baily is a fucking porn star
who dosen't want to fuck a porn star
>>674395563
You have just the mindset anon. I agree.
>>674390271
left, for sure. A trap is better than that disgusting woman
>>674396211
Make that 3 thumbs up.
>>674395129
nice and feminine
>>674394693
>Option 1: troll with a vagina
>Option 2: troll with a penis
>vagina
>penis
get it, anon?
>>674395315
ask your dad
>>674390271
left (but I'd prefer that she banged me tbh)
>>674395129
it's just a big clit
>>674390271
The one without a penis
>>674391334
>>674391561
>>674391686
Newfags out in force today.
Left because she has the most feminine penis on this planet earth. Gonna suck her all night long for girl juice.
>>674390271
good lord is that amy schumer on the right?
yuck
i'll take bailey jay thank you very much
That girl on the left looks qute i would bang her ofcourse