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Found this thing
69 decides what I do
>>674387049
Ask it out on a date
give her 50$
Kiss it gently
Tell it that you were going to do something terrible to it because it is fat. Apologize and say that you've had a change of heart and that everyone is beautiful no matter what they're size.
>>674387049
Push it back in the water.
Pulll your pants down and start jerking off to him/her
69
God dammit Anon, KISS IT
>>674387049
Ask it what gender it is
>>674387049
Confess your undying love
get a better camera
>>674387388
roll
>>674387049
Ask it where Princess Leia is
>>674387469
WINNAR
>>674387049
follow her until you find a store that sells flowers and buy her a rose or something. and tell her she is a beautiful person and then run away as if shy
>>674387469
Do it
>>674387049
Ask her about her views on gender issues women face in public and the workplace. Be completely serious, like you're from a local paper.
>>674387469
winrar
>>674387469
WINRAR
>>674387049
was that shot on a 10 pixel camera?
>>674387469
winwinwin
>>674387469
Top kek
>>674387469
Winrar
>>674387469
winner winner chicken dinner
>>674387049
Leave my mom alone
>>674387469
winrar
>>674387049
Marry it
I see you like food, well I got an extra large hotdog for you to devour after I slide it into your buns
>>674387469
Thats no space station...
>>674387049
Sit beside her and ask her to tell you her life story because you love hearing about that kind of stuff for hours.
>>674387049
take it out for a meal, it looks malnourished
use the pokeflute and try to capture it
>>674387049
Offer foot massage, if it refuses offer cash. Start at $100 then offer more from there.
>>674387438
this
>>674387469
VIDEO. NOW.
