Alright, 4chan. How can i earn 1000 EUR in a month?
Pretty much i want it as fast as possible, so illegal doings is an option.
No education, work is not an option in my country.
bump bitches
bump 1/5
have you considered prostitution ?
>>674384594
sell your kidney on a black markey
>>674384594
>work is not an option in my country.
Sell shit you own or find someone else's shit to sell.
Rob a shop or a cup pole of shops
>>674385505
WINRAR
>>674384594
>>674385436
20e per dick, let say 1 every 20 min so 60e/h with 3h a day, 180e/day
Hope you got some good lips
>invest some money in drugs
>sell drugs
>>674385777
TRIPS WINRAR!
>>674385749
>cup pole
say what?
Rent your house on airbnb and live in your car, guaranteed money without sucking cocks
>>674385436
too young, and my moral cant do that
>>674385505
i can sell someones kidney, but i have to find a customer
Work not an option huh.
Sounds like lazy nigger to me.
>>674386443
What this anon said. Get a real job and THEN do illegal things to bring in even MORE money.
>>674386443
an average salary in my country is lower than 500
>>674386561
i also do not have an education yet
>>674386561
So work two jobs and problem solved.
Dumb fuck
>>674386830
too busy studying
>>674384594
Be an immigrant
>>674386528
>>674386830
>>674387235
lol gotta love the first world
(not OP)
>>674387139
So you ARE educated you lying fuck
>>674386561
holy shit you lazy nigger. work for 3 months and you have your 1000.
buy drugs on silkroad and sell with profit
OP sounds like they from Sweden
>>674387405
i dont have a document to prove it
Gambling, but it's risky.
You can start growing weed or mushrooms, but it's going to take a while and not easy. Also requires investments.
Robbing people, I guess, but also poses a risk.
Emigrate to a better country and get education there, then get a good job. If you are smart enough, you can get a remote job and live in your shithole like a king with foreign money.
>>674387235
Will only work if he is a nigger or an Arab. The Jews don't want more white people in white countries.
>>674387641
So how did you start studying then? Or are you in school still??
>>674387565
drugs are the same price here where i live
>>674384594
>No education, work is not an option in my country.
Greece?
>>674387672
confirmed for true.
makes it harder to distinguish the slaves from the masters.
>>674387684
Still in school, 13 years of school here
>>674387665
Thats a good advice, but i need money in shortest period possible
>>674384594
How tight is your ass?
>>674387825
How old are you? 18-19?? Live at home with mum and dad? Why 1k euros exactly??
>>674384594
poker
>>674387944
pretty tight i guess
>>674384594
Just buy the game monopoly, they are filled with bills just like yours. Doubt anyone would notice.
>>674386561
>an average salary in my country is lower than 500
Gotta love that European "free" everything and high quality of life about which we're always hearing.
Christ, here in the United States of God Bless America you could earn 500$ in a week virtually anywhere if you had a speck of ambition or work ethic.
Oh well, at least you have "free" healthcare and school, right?
>>674387970
Exactly that age. Don't know really, just set a goal to achieve 1k euros and spend it on myself, ready to go to any means, almost :D
>>674388104
Wew lad. US dollar bills have way fewer security checks than euros. Fuck off tbh euro >>>> Canadian bills >>>>>>>>> everything else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>>> us toilet paper bills
>>674388221
Right
>>674388270
rookie mistake there.
now the first world will rain a shitstorm on you for wanting quality of life
>>674388270
Well then get a fucking job, hur durr fuck you infuriate me.
Just want a large stack to blow on yourself.
Here's your options,
A) Get a normal job, tutoring, dishwashing, whatever, and save up.
B) Bend over and get done raw for everyone to see.
Welcome to life, if everyone could make that kinda cash with no effort would we have homeless people? Entitled faggot.
>>674388397
I'm actually not from the poorest family really
In you really fucked up try carding there is much more then 1k per month
Speakin about 5-8k all 2 weeks
>>674388221
haha you retard
comparing usa and europe
what a fucking moron
here is an example
i live in austria, the average wage is lets say 1.3 k
a product costs 5 dollars
now go to eastern european "bad" country
the average wage is 500
the product will cost less, also including that more people are poor than rich, so this presses down the average wage
but still
it is nearly the same
the product then will cost like 2 dollars so it evens out
also you cant compare it, because we have one currency and that is a big problem
we need to have diffrent currencies in europe because everyone can see why one currency with diffrent wealthy european countries wont work
>>674384594
I'm medical student, need a dead body for anatomy lesons. Can be unfreash f.e. dig out from grave. I would pay 1000 EUR, if you achive to get one for me.
>>674388567
intrested?
>>674388523
Isn't carding europe or us people when located in europe a sucicie?
Geta job that pays 1000 euro a month, im leaving a job that pays 8 euros an hour last week i made 420 euros. Kek
>>674388221
also
to live like a decent normal human beeing you need arround 800-900 euros a month in a wealthy eu country
how much do you need in usa?
get it you fucking dumb nigger that you cant compare it
>>674388628
yeah, how do I hit u up?
>>674388991
Where do you live?
>>674389028
Somewhere in easter europe?
>>674389069
Whatever, i'd need it in Wroclaw (Breslau) - Poland
>>674388528
So you're saying that if I can buy a new laptop in the USA for 1000$, OP can buy the same one in his little slice of heaven for 200$?
If this is true, he can buy, laptops, smartphones, and such for a fraction of the price and sell them to people in the USA for a profit.
You fuckers will always be cuckolded peasants. Uncle Adolph knew why and tried to stop it.
>>674389195
Are you able to achive that?
look for howto's on the darknet
>>674384594
Here's what you gotta do: make a fake Instagram account and pretend to be some stupid, hot chick and post a couple of pics. Make it seem real. You'd need a pack of pics tho, if you need one I can link you to a couple. Then, and here's the fun part, you gotta go around and like as many dick pics as possible. That's gonna bump up your followers. You're gonna get a lot of private messages. Only respond to private messages if you know you can get the person's Facebook somehow. You chat with them for a bit, get them to send you a dick pic, and then threaten to send said dick pic to their friends and family. Bonus if they have a gf or wife. This is where the money making comes in, you charge then a small fee for your silence. Easiest way is PayPal. I made $120 USD in three days doing that. I usually charge $30-50 per person. That's about it.
>>674389494
>>674389195
>>674389069
>>674389028
Fuck, i leave this thread. If you don't want my money, then fuck yourself, faggot.
>>674389195
>Wroclaw
Too far
>>674389494
too far, dont have money to travel
>>674389655
any link?
>>674388221
>Gotta love that European "free" everything and high quality of life about which we're always hearing.
Look you mongoloid, Europe is a continent not a country.
It's like equaling the United States with North America though there is also Canada and Mexico.
And that talking that everything is free in Europe is something mostly Americans talk about.
>Christ, here in the United States of God Bless America you could earn 500$ in a week virtually anywhere if you had a speck of ambition or work ethic.
In most European countries people only work one job.
>>674388719
>you need arround 800-900 euros a month in a wealthy eu country
For rent, utilities, and food? Funny, when I google search cost of living in Germany or France, just rent and utilities come up to more than that.
I own 50 acres in the country and live very well off of less than 800$ a month, that more than covers food, utilities, phone, internet, gasoline, car insurance/maintenance. I still have money left over for guns and ammunition even.
Enjoy your serfdom.
>>674389948
Minimum wage in Winnipeg is 11.50/hr. If I worked 72 hrs I would have 828 CAD, or 637 USD.
>>674389948
>Europe is a continent not a country.
Sorry, peasant, but your rulers have ceded your sovereignty to the EU. It's all one great big 'multicultural' second world toilet at this point.
Have fun with sharia law and your rapidly declining standard of living. But at least healthcare and school is "free", right?
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>>674389287
>What is a tax
Retard
>>674390775
>Sorry, peasant, but your rulers have ceded your sovereignty to the EU.
Right, because every European country is an EU-member, you halfwit.
bump 3/5
>>674390775
never seen anyone this retarded...
>>674385984
underrated post
>>674392148
But i live with my mom and dad
>>674392148
also to rent an apartment in center of the city for a month is less than 500$, so yeah
>>674386232
Too young?
Get the fuck off /b/ then.
BTW Under18's make the most money in prostitution.
>>674392617
dont want to suck dicks for money, thanks
>>674392822
WHAT IS CUTE IS THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
>>674391154
>Right, because every European country is an EU-member, you halfwit.
If they're using the Euro they probably are, but hey, let's not let facts get in the way of feeling smug about your pathetic shithole of a country.
>>674390992
>>What is a tax
You tell me. The person to whom I replied said that goods are a fifth of the cost in the poorer European countries. Is this true or is it not? If it is true than OP can buy a Nexus 7 phone for 200$ and sell it to someone in the USA for 400$ and profit 200$.
If there is some form of tax that makes this 200$ phone 700$ then it does not, in fact, cost 1/5th of the price that we pay here in the land of freedom.
If what that poster said is true about 1/5 the price goods he should easily be able to profit from an export business.
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>>674393455
If i order something from China much cheaper as in my country the tax will protect the Economy of my homecountry from this dumping prices and will add so much that it is reluctant to order from China.
Plus you get a Fee for nor declaring the goods beforehand.
kill someone and sell their organs
>>674394489
to whom?
>>674394090
So ops underage ass would sell for $500 an hour in Houston TX or 10 an hour in Prague CZ.
>>674394685
English please
last bump guys 5/5
>>674394877
Sucky Fucky Bang Bang 10 dorrar love you long time.
Your sons asshole is worth 500 old chap.
>>674384594
If you are in Madrid, I could buttfuck u and pay for your services.
>>674395487
nah
Sell yourself or mule. Legal side, donate blood at various places for different orgs, or join the milatry.
>>674395732
Yeah.
Life lesson for you son.
You are a piece of ass.
>>674393455
eufag here
iphones are a fuckton more expensive in the EU.
don't even know how I would go about comparing prices for plebdroid