Hey /b/ i'm showing 4chan to my girlfriend first time post your worst webm and pictures!!
bump out of interest
>>674383941
stop being a begging faggot and let her browse /b/ for 10 hours for a glimpse of the good stuff like the rest of us
>>674384632
I agree, but here u go
Here's something smooth
>>674385009
lol
>>674383941
and that was the story of how faggot OP and femanon broke up...
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>>674383941
I would just like to let your girlfriend know that if she ever comes on here and posts
>femanon here
like a vapid whore I'm gonna shove a cattle prod up her vagina and turn it on
>>674386390
holy kek
![4f_OUN[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BHt9RMS.gif "4f_OUN[1].gif")
>>674383941
Found this on deepweb 10 min ago. Will upload here now, I can hear the sound of aproaching police sirens.
>>674385405
Oh, god.
>>674385778
dat filename. ASL swefag? 30 man gbg här.
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>>674384947
>You have 1 new message
>>674386565
Uhm what
>>674386565
That was fucking depressing
>>674386519
wtf man? tits or gtfo
be the vapid whore you were always meant to be.
sorry to tell you this OP
>>674386519
femanon here and that post was stupid
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>>674386365
keep em coming
>>674386565
wat is dat
but after your girlfriend
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>>674386365
As a former cutter... these make me sad
>>674386565
I'm sickened by that. You mother fucker.
sees my sick dubs get
>>674385405
Is that her fucking heart
Oy vey
she'll be riding
>>674383941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&v=xN5FCtfRoJY&hl=ja
Tell her being on /b/ turns you into one of these faggots.
>>674386855
i see it all the time on here, just some faggots acting like it's something serious
>>674386836
u know the rules
a different cock
while you watch.
>>674386947
no it's her brain
>>674386952
kek
>>674386902
I'm with you anon :( I can feel the stinging just looking at these
>>674387028
nice roll faggot
>>674387028
Nice roll faggot
>>674386982
legit embarrassing you got baited this hard
>>674386947
Are you stupid?
Those are her lungs
>>674386836
you're just asking for a cattle prod up the vagina. You like it don't you
you want the cattle prod up your vagina anon
come here so I can give it to you kawaii desu :€ *snargles*
>>674387043
Oh ok. That makes it slightly less disturbing
>>674386952
Post the gif idiot
>>674387185
I just saw it pulsating and thought it looks like a heart
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>>674387068
I stopped cutting about 4 years ago after my mom sent me to a mental institution... scars are still visible. FeelsBadMan.
As soon as your girlfriend's eyes behold these pixels she'll have been raped
>>674386902
what a FAGGOT
>>674387444
trips inspected
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>>674387499
the edge is strong with this one
>>674387185
Nope, it's her heart
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Funds-Being-Raised-to-Help-Girl-Born-With-Heart-Outside-Chest-338082392.html
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>>674387571
If only I could've gotten em on this fucking post
>>674387028
that would've been nice
>>674387435
Only one of my scars are still visible, I'm glad you've stopped. Stay strong. I'm a year without it
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>>674387663
You're god damn right, my edge is the sharpest, the blade of kagimitsu yoshijiro will cut you down this night
>>674387668
Thx anon I knew this couldn't be the lung
is this real?
>>674387748
Bunch of mine are still visible, especially on my left arm and legs. Good job on stopping though! Stay strong anon.
>>674383941
I dont feel like dumping all that I've collected, but OPs gf should know a lot of nudes get shared around here ;)
this will scare the newfags and oldfags alike
>>674388279
Jesus christ you fucking animal.
>>674386565
i could really go for some chocolate milk right now
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>>674388082
swefag? ASL FFS min neger
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>>674388009
It's funny to see how slow human reaction speed goes when something is faster. It's like a futile attempt
>>674388016
What's the goddamn point? is it the pain you like?
>>674383941
are you in mom son wincest or why do you show your gf this side ?
>>674388977
Godammit Trump
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>>674389106
too soon
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>>674389106
Who is that?
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>>674386026
aw man come on
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>>674386902
as a former christian you make me sad
>>674389721
Newfag here, someone explain the red door
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>>674389392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVEIYnTLeu8
Fuck man, the red doors realy creepy.
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>>674389955
did not expect that red door
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>>674390181
REDЯUM
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>>674385624
You got me kek
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>>674389140
Wtf dude. You look just like me.
Pic related
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>>674388279
oh my god, is she ok?
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>>674389755
Cp hidden on those pics.
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>>674386565
MODS
O
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>>674389340
who is that?
>>674384947
getting baited this hard
>>674385624
top geg pooped my pantz
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>>674385405
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
>>674391030
Red door anons pls
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>>674383941
Have her read this.
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>>674387402
That mother fucker is eating an entire block of cheese
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>>674388977
witnessed
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>>674389973
Glad I'm not the only one that finds red doors creepy,eerie and misterious
>>674386836
Nice bait. Also the autists who fall for this should an hero.
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>>674387185
LOOK WHO'S STUPID. Assuming someone of being stupid, then winding up with a turd in your own pocket.
>>674391434
>midnight
>one more night without sleeping
>watching
>'til the morning comes creeping
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>>674391511
>RED DOOR WHAT'S THAT SECRET YOU'RE KEEPING
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>>674391464
fuck me wrong No. fuck it...
>>674386947
thts obviously her dick and balls....
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>>674387780
Fine...
*Breaks out the lotion.*
*Again.*
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>>674386365
Found my new fetish! they all have amazing bodies as well.
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>>674385009
Omg that is my everything.
>>674387780
This is kind of hot.
>>674391816
I started loving this shit myself a few months ago. I'll dump some pics. Mostly just Google images bullshit.
Fuck image limit.
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I believe that Hank Hill is one the most complex and realistic characters in Animation. Although on the surface he appears to be nothing more than a redneck, if you actually watch the show and read between the lines, he's a lot more. Hank Hill, and by extension King of The Hill as a whole, is at its core about showing that one group is not always right, and one group is not always wrong. It's not just blind Liberal bashing by some angry Texans, or angsty Liberal bawwing like Family Guy, it's somewhere in the middle. Hank is a man who represents traditional family values. He works a just-above blue collar job, has an ugly wife, and a kid he fails to understand. He enjoys working on his lawn, grilling, and selling propane (and propane accessories). because he represents traditional values, he often butts heads with newer, more liberal ideas. Now about half the time, he will have a hard time adjusting, but ultimately realize that it isn't that bad, or is even correct. But the other half of the time, he exposes it for the bullshit it is and tries to save those who have been brainwashed. And that's the thing, Hank isn't a racist or Homophobe, or even a devout Republican. If that was the point of the show, he would have voted for Bush in that one episode. No, Hank is a good man who just has a hard time adjusting. Hank stands by his family, his friends, and his family values, and this is why he is a good character. He has a hard time understanding his son, like a lot of parents, but ultimately loves him and accepts him for what he is. When you really get down to it, Hank is so much more than your average sitcom father. Unlike the bumbling Homer, he is a very real man who many people can relate to THEIR fathers. he is the next progression in mature cartoons and sitcoms, a complex character, not a 1 dimensional caricature. In short, he is the Average Joe the typical person represents, and that's a good thing
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It's the year 4363, where rabbits are mechanical and dogs have laser eyes. In this time Little Red Ridinghood visits her grandmas spacestation with her X-Wing, While flying thought the cold, quite but a little bit peaceful she crossed a hologram forest. After passing the third tree after moving left, a meteor crashed into her cockpit. Her face was full of blood. Out of all sudden a big grey black predator wolf with steel wings and four arms, also not to forget like any other species of his race he had red laser eyes, came along to help the little red ridinghood and fixed her X-Wing by using his technical knowledge so the little girl could continue her journey to the space station of her grandma. What the ridinghood did not know, was that this gigantic wolf was about to follow, seek and destroy the X-Wing to eat some of the girls fresh space cookies.
Not the fact that the X-Wing did not work properly the wolf rammed the X-Wing in a space rock. It was not a surprise that the X-Wing catched fire so she had to jump out her vehicle and it had to come to an epic end battle. The music in the background turned into "Survivor - Eye of Tiger". The wolf held a lightsaber in each of his four arms and spoke in an aggressive voice: "You want to mess with this?" The girl answered: "Ayy LMAO do you even lift brah? I'll shrek you m8." and pressed on the button on her bracelet so she transformed to master chief with an energy sword and a laser rifle. "Time to slice you up", said Ridinghood. Shots fired. The wolf blocked and suddenly a hologram of the girl sliced the wolf in quadrazillions pieces. "Your time is over".
The end.
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My job is so fucking creepy. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
OP, Open notepad and type this:
del C:\windows\System32
Choose all files
Save as "DiskCleaner.bat"
Run the file as Administrator
You'll see that your computer has a bunch of free space.
if(msg['username'].toString() == 'mdshl7') {
return true;
}
return false;mdshl
>>674386313
>Has great body
>Feels need to fuck it up
>niggers
>>674392435
Self harm thread
>>674386973
Shit tier vid
-nice
-my jews are almost done
>>674392372
I dont know if this is fucking trolling or what but i dont care
Hank hill is one of the greatest characters in all storytelling
>>674386313
fucked up a great body
>>674389106
Fuck off cunt!
Too soon
>>674386365
thats my fetish
>>674388279
Looks like baloney on her face
Weird.
>>674388977
Damn
He won
>>674389311
Checked also WTF
>>674392625
>>674393137
What a shame
>>674386313
>>674389340
too soon
>>674386565
you sick bastard!
