have any of you ever been pegged/what do you think about guys whove done it? my gf says she'll let me do anal if i let her do it to me so im thinking about it
>>674383627
>what do you think about guys whove done it?
faggots
>>674383627
Yup, a few times. As long as you go slow, wait for things to feel decent, and use lots of lube - anal is awesome for a dude.
>>674383842
You rub a dick until it cums all of the time, same could be said about you.
How to detect closeted homosexuals?
Pegging is worth a try. So is eating pussy.
>>674383875
>anal is awesome for a dude.
Wow. Just wow. Youre so incredibly gay and probably dont even know it yet.
>>674383627
Once you do it you'll want her to fuck you in the ass more than you'll want to fuck her in the ass.
>>674384101
Can confirm.
>>674383627
Does your girlfriend perchance have balls and a penis?
It's possible you, sir, are a faggot.
>>674384049
He is probably a she.
>>674383627
Loving it. This deal is a win-win, OP.
>>674384049
>denying your self of pleasure because it's "gay"
what are you 13?
I've been pegged a few times. Love it.
>>674384860
>its not gay if i like sucking nigger cocks and letting them ram my asshole, coz it give me pleasure!
Logic
>>674383627
How I wish there was a chan that didn't have a bunch of cucks and faggots in it.
>>674383909
>touching you're own dick makes you gay
yeah dude, sure
>really enjoyable sex with a woman
>"ew no that's gay"
>>674385248
So do I my friend, so do I
>>674385523
>getting a plastic dick rammed into your asshole
>not gay
>>674383627
I got fucked by my girlfriend with a strapon two or three times, it felt okay. I stretched beforehand and it was kind of painful, but the thought of her fucking me was sexy.
I might try it again in a decade but I wouldn't keep doing it.
>>674383933
Why would you want to do that?
Worth it. Me and my gf do it once in a while, and the feeling is awsome,, so much better then normal orgasm.
> but thats gay
> ur gay if u find men atractive and wanna have sex with them
Also, why do u care?
/thread
>>674385248
>>674385528
You mean a place where everyone would have exactly the same values as you do and think exactly the same way?
I bet it would be awfully boring in there, even for bigots like you.
>>674385863
>You mean a place where everyone would have exactly the same values as you do and think exactly the same way?
So you know of such a wonderfull place?
please let me know
What does a girl get out of it?
Oh yeah, the knowledge that her "man" is a beta bitch.
Its fun but more difficult than you would think the first time. Check out Ruby Ryders Pegging Paradise podcast or website for good info. Buy quality toys and strap on because the act can be very frustrating when alot of technical things go wrong and they tend to as girls are not used to fucking. USE LOTS OF LUBE. Shave your asshole for her. USe a 100% silicone dildo and not a cheap one as it will prob be toxic and burn your asshole or give you ass cancer later
>>674385390
You cumming from it is just a form of a self-masturbatory (pun intended) pleasure. The very act of touching a cock stimulates you to orgasm and makes you a homosexual by extension.
You're probably the sort of person that would fuck a clone of themselves and deem it "not gay". You make me sick.
>>674386208
Actually I know a place where everyone forced to think the same way.
North Korea. They still allow tourists in, so you can check for yourself how wonderful it is.
>>674387118
It's enjoyable to watch a guy I find hot having fun, and some strapons can stimulate the clit, but it's mostly a psychological thing.
Absolutely not about alpha/beta. If a guy lets me peg him then he'll get to fuck me rougher than any other guy would.
>>674383627
Prostate stimulation is not gay. But doing it with shitty plastic dildos is not that great. What you want is the real thing. Basically me and my friend take turns stimulating each others' prostate with our dicks, while watching (straight) porn. It's really no different from buddyfapping, where you jack off each other while watching porn. That feels much better too since it's a stranger's hand.
Anyway, we both like girls and we have a girlfriend so we're 100% straight, but each Sunday we go to a Hotel to jack off to some lesbo porn or something and then hammer each others' prostates until we cum like 10 times each. We both tried pegging with our girlfriends, but I can't even get hard like that, the plastic is just not the same.
Exit only, faggots.
>>674387408
Unless you're using a feeldoe. In which case, god damn that's a ride and a half. Gotta work those muscles to clench around the other end but the end result is fantastic.
>>674384101
Seconded
>>674383842
>>674383909
>>674385390
Ok, so by your "logic" if you do it to your own penis it isn't "gay." Therefore, doing anal to yourself isn't gay.
And, if it isn't gay for a woman to rub your penis for your pleasure, then it wouldn't be gay for her to work your asshole for your pleasure.
Hell, most guys who freak about getting pegged would be ok if their woman fingered their ass during a BJ.
It's 2016 - WGAF what someone enjoys sexually as long as it isn't hurting anyone else?
I'd like to try pegging, but find the idea of the dildo looking like a cock off putting. Maybe would do it with a device that looks nothing like one.
Ps. To all the teenage faggots in this room who think its gay. It isn't, fantasising about it being a guy would be, actually. Fact is having a sexy woman stimulate your prostate and play with your cock is hot.
>>674387408
>>674387118
If feeldoe is used instead of strapon it can very stimulating for a female as well.
>>674384786
Holy shit sauce pls
i wish icould get my GF to peg me, i joking brought it up one day and she seemed weirded out by it
>>674387118
What does a woman get out of giving a blow job, hand job, titty-fuck, etc?
>>674384049
Wow. Just wow. You're so incredibly dumb and probably don't even know it yet.
>>674387961
How did u bring it up?
>>674384101
101 get confirmed
>>674387118
>>674388150
How To Get It In The Butt 101
>>674388056
You faggit. The enjoyment of pleasing someone you like, love or care about. The satisfaction of giving pleasure to someone. You must be like 13 or 14 or something.
>enjoying x is gay
>no it isn't I'm straight
>no you're gay
oh my god who gives a fuck either way
Enjoy.
>>674385206
It's not nigger cock. It's a piece of plastic attached to a woman, a female with a vagina.
>You could literally be the only person left in the world and still think that playing with your own asshole would still make you gay
>>674387598
It's 2016 and someone still says this. Moment of silence.
>>674388084
i basically said one day that if she liked being on top then she should just get a strapon and really do the work
>>674388340
son you're going to straight camp, right now
>>674387252
There's a fucking podcast about this homo shit? Fuck this gay earth.
Doesn't this girl look like she's having fun?
Look at her face. She's fucking loving it.
Cute, too. I'd take a plastic dick for her.
>>674388480
So you bought it up in bed then?
>>674388340
Conformists apparently do. Unfortunately they are still overwhelming majority of mankind.
>>674388318
Don't tell that to me, tell it to this dipshit.
>>674387118
>>674383627
Pegging is super fun and I find it really hot when guys do it, but if they aren't into it, it stops being hot.
loving these images keep posting 'em
>>674388545
Sauce?
>>674388601
Sorry, posted that to the wrong fag. Meant him duhhhhhh.
>>674384049
Not the dude you were talking to, but pegging is fine and not inherently gay. Men have a sensitive erogenous zone that is stimulated through the anus (The prostate). Enjoying something that feels good doesn't make you suddenly desire sex with other men.
It's said men are better at giving head, so does that mean if you like getting blown, you're gay?
>>674387559
Are you me?
It's really hot but difficult to find a girl who is willing to do it, let alone enthusiastic, so take advantage of this opportunity.
It can be painful if you are unprepared, so make sure you lube and stretch ahead of time.
>>674388402
>lives in an echo chamber
Trust me, he's not anywhere near alone. Probably still the majority.
>>674384271
>>674387642
>>674388150
I've tried anal stimulation by myself but got no pleasure from it. however, the idea of being vulnerable with my gf and have her peg me excites me a lot. I'm just wondering if I will actually get any pleasure from it.
Is it physically possible to not feel pleasure from it, at all?
>>674388716
Better to bring it up in a normal setting. Maybe go to an adult toy store together to pick a strap on you both feel comfortable with.
>>674384786
SAUCE
>>674385206
Not one is saying its not gay. But why not just do what feels good?
>>674388545
That's so fucking hot
>>674388927
He is your friend
>>674383627
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.
>>674389058
Sorry, no source. Had his gif for ages, no idea where it came from.
>>674388891
No problem - I figured as much.
>>674389001
Assuming it is done without any pain and one of you is playing with your dick, it is doubtful you won't have pleasure.
Think of this - how good does it feel when you shit out a healthy turd? I don't mean you get hard and cum from it, but when you are finished you probably have a feeling of relief / slight pleasure, right?
>>674383627
Many times man with my babe.. Its kind a nice yeah, once we did it while mdma and many times have been fucking outer space high from weed and thats kind a fucking crazy and nice.
There's nothing gay about that if you anal penetration feeling good to you, i myself still usually like it only while begin high.
>>674389265
thats because I have a relief of pressure in my intestines. Having a plastic dick rammed on it on the other hand will increase the pressure.
My question is more focused on whether it's possible not to get pleasure form prostate stimulation, cause I've never been able to achieve it by myself.
>>674383627
I've been looking for a pegger for at least 10 years now. I'm sure im just looking in the wrong places.
>>674387408
>It's mostly a psychological thing
some truth at last, it's you mimicking masculinity and the guy mimicking feminity. the deviancy of a subspecies whose reproductive drive has been subverted.
>If a guy lets me peg him then he'll get to fuck me rougher than any other guy would.
That's bullshit, I bet you dream about a man that sees through your faux masculinity, your protestations and fucks you like his existence depends on it, because it does.
>>674383627
>she'll let me do anal
Bro she's lying to you. She really doesn't want to do anal ( you should fucking leave her ass over) and she's basically bluffing. Now, it could go a couple of ways, and it'll probably go the worst way, which is you say yes, she freaks out, and tells everyone you like it in the ass. I can tell you're young so you don't have the maturity to handle that.
>>674383627
feels good man
>>674389265
When you are hard and stimulated your prostate swells. As long as you are sufficiently turned on you should get pleasure. The only uncomfortable bit is when it goes in. Once its deep up there you'll loosen up and she can thrust the rubber dong against the front wall, nearest the dick, of your ass. Thats where the prostate is.
>>674387307
?????? Who the actual fuck out a condom on a goddamn strapon? I'm sorry is your fake coco going to contract my homo AIDS? Jesus Christ...
>>674389512
>I have a relief of pressure in my intestines
Correct, and the feeling of the plastic dick pulling out will bring the same feeling of relief and therefore be pleasurable.
When you shit, you don't just feel it up inside of your intestines. You feel it from your anus all the way up.
As far as self-stimulation, I know guys who have rarely jacked off because they couldn't get themselves aroused enough, even using porn.
I'm not saying they never jacked off, I'm saying that they admitted to doing it but not getting much pleasure beyond the actual orgasm from it.
>>674388361
hgggggnnn
My wife will probably never do this with me... and that makes me sad. Would probably be pretty extra awkward since I'm like 6'3" and she's 5'-0"
>>674389588
>subspecies
You don't know what that word means.
>>674389636
You have a very active imagination for someone with no experiences to draw from. Have you considered becoming a writer or a suicide victim?
>>674383627
well only p3d0tards who end up loving trap p3d0s get pegged
>>674389726
Preaching to the choir. My wife doesn't have a strap on, but has used her vibrator on my ass many times. It never fails to give me an orgasm which makes my body shake.
>>674390245
Why do you type pedo with numbers? Letters are the ones in the middle of the keyboard, you know that right?
>>674390155
>humans are not subject to evolution
>>674389636
It's not hard to distinguish a frisky girl who genuinely just want more variety in sex from a scandalous bitchy bitch, even for a very young and inexperienced dude.
My wife has pegged me, It was my idea and we pull out the harness on rare occasions. If you already like ass play it's a great next step as its way more intense with her taking control. The downside is most chicks can't thrust for shit and don't have the control that they might using a hand held toy or fingers.
>>674388361
Sourceee?
see fags go from this >>674389646 to pic related
>>674390339
you'll find out soon....enjoy your van...lol
>>674390263
Ditto, I like the idea of her putting on a strap on and feeling her body against mine in a more "sex" type way. Allows for more free hands!! ;-)
>>674383627
I'd pay to get that deal from my gf. She's ok with anal, she can make me explode with her fingers, but pegging is a no-no.
Feelsbadman.
>>674389956
easier cleanup
>>674383627
Why not a black cock instead? Stop using imaginary cocks
strapon question. Are there any that provide clitoral/vaginal stimulation to the user?
>>674390641
Ditch her.
>>674387667
Rubbing your dick is simulation of fucking a vagina
Pushing stuff into your own ass is simulation of getting fucked by a dick
How can you not see which one is gay and which is not.
Not that I have a problem if you wanna get pegged or even fucked by a man, just admit it IS gay.
>>674390810
any recommendations?
>>674389956
Easier to clean, allows sharing if you have more partners, only lube on hand might not be compatible with dildo, dildo might be used in her vag/ass next and you don't want to share that around. I can think of plenty of reasons.
DO NOT DO IT. You will forever be a cuck. The man is suppose to dominate and in control. If you let her dominate you, the relationship will be forever fucked.
>>674390755
Any classic strapon would provide clitoral. Feeldoe will provide vaginal.
>>674383627
anal is amazing, even better for guys than for girls because the magical prostate button.
let her do it, just dont get anxious or nervious, stay calm and dont fucking squeeze it when she tries to put it in.
I am attracted to women but I enjoy anal stimulation when masturbating occasionally. When I started sleeping witth my now ex-wife we had a long talk about turn ons and fetishes. The conversation about anal stimulation led to a conversation about her experiences with it, which amounted to retards spitting on their cocks and just trying to stick it in her ass.
She then became keen to try anal both giving & receiving, slowly she was comfortable with having me fuck her ass and then getting off on the power dynamic of pegging me and seeing me enjoying it. She used to ask for anal sex when she was on her period but wanted a good hard fuck. Period blood doesn't bother me particularly, but she was self conscious about it.
Why not just fuck a trap?
>>674390979
Theres one with a pocket for a bullet vibe you can get from Lovehoney. Its not expensive. Make sure you get one that has comfortable straps for her.
>>674391007
but they're really wanting to be p3d0s anon
>>674390961
because i dont have any attraction to men. Even pegging porn disgusts me since its too male focused. But for whatever reason i've enjoyed anal for a long time.
>>674390755
she can also wear a we vibe while pegging you, and if she buys the latest one she can control it via her phone or remote cntrol.
>>674391152
thanks, anon. I want to ask my wife about it but i dont really want it to be a one-way arousal either.
>>674391007
Spoken like a true basement dwelling faggot. "Tips fedora"
>>674390961
>Rubbing your dick is simulation of fucking a vagina
That's so fucking absurd... Fapping is fapping, fucking is fucking. Masturbation is a thing by itself.
Let's see: Pegging = 1 male + 1 female having sex. It just can't be gay. Only in your virgin teen insecure little head.
>>674389956
Some people are allergic to the materials used to make the dildo. It's pretty common
>>674391182
You're not attracted to men like this? how?
>>674391166
see just look at this shit >>674391218
fucking p3d0tards that don't know how to post on /hm & come to /b cause they love to attention whore....lol
>>674391182
I have the same issue with pegging porn, so I tend to watch lesbian strap on porn when I want to watch that. I recommend looking at Sinn Sage videos.
>>674391398
did someone hax my webcam??
>>674391294
yep...you're gay...lol
>>674391409
Man, numerical words guy, you are the biggest faggatron in this thread. I bet you nearly got flushed down the loo when born as ya mommas pussyclot.
>>674389956
Have you ever tried to remove sticky shit from a soft silicon dildo, so it would stop to stink?
>>674391152
those ones are good, a bunch of the sets come with three different size dildos, but can accommodate others with a flared base.
>>674391655
fucking lol....& i bet your momma squealed like the pig she is when you were born
>>674383999
Trips of truth
>>674383999
checked
trips confirmed for truth
>>674391053
Traps won't fuck you, traps are more demanding, traps can't get pregnant. They are always inferior compare to a woman who knows her way around strapon
>>674387118
If we're going to follow 'Alpha/Beta' logic, betas are the chickenshits who never try anything out of fear, while an alpha does what they want and don't care what anybody says. So you, anon, are far more of a beta than anyone who got pegged. Your fear of catching the gay from a woman wearing a rubber dick speaks volumes. Just face your fear and come out of the closet already.
>>674391398
Gay guy here.
That dudes disgusting.
Not all of us want beef cakes.
I prefer my men pale and frail.
>>674391726
If my wife pegs me I give myself an enema first. But condoms make clean up much faster, especially good when its happening late at night.
>>674387631
I remember seeing a strapon adapter for a feeldoe.
Anal sex is for homosexuals bro.
She must think you are gay and its a test for it
I did it with my ex-fiancee, it was pretty fun. She liked when we were hanging out and I'd message her on IRC asking to be fucked, then I'd hide my face and she would go full ara ara~ on me. I'd be dragged up to my bedroom (we didn't live together at the time) and ordered to strip. Clothed female nude male was something that got me, and she knew that. After that, her tastes varied. Sometimes she'd put a blindfold and cuffs on me, other times she'd go all out: bound to the bed, dressed in her shirts, skirts and socks, teased for hours.
The next morning, a lot of the time, I'd wake up either in her lap or headfirst in her crotch.
Sometimes I would perform cunnilingus on her while she played Animal Crossing.
>>674392083
This is totally true.
>>674389588
Yeah. I made it clear in that post. I like being fucked hard.
But any guy who wouldn't let me peg him isn't going to be with me for long. Pegging is just much too fun.
Wild out of control wacky up to no good black cock gala!
>>674385760
They care because they are gay and don't want to be gay alone.... So they go around calling people faggots so they can join their groups. They care wayyyy too much about what other people do with WOMEN.
These fags say "getting rammed in the asshole is gay duh"
Logical and real man say "my WOMAN stimulating my prostate is not gay, it's pleasurable and fun."
Keep living in your own little worlds "super straight haters"
>>674388905
>It's said men are better at giving head
Not said by women
>>674387598
Do you beg The Lord Jesus Christ for forgiveness ever time you go 'Ahhhh' after a satisfying dump? Because you should. Excrement is just Satan fucking you from the inside as he leaves your body.
requesting lesbian strapon gifs/webms
>>674392083
kek sound logic m8
I see you are still alive, your fear of death speaks volumes. Just face your fear and kill yourself already.
>>674383627
Use small strap-on, lube up like a motherfucker, get relaxed, by which I mean drunk, and long as she goes gentle, it's actually kinda nice.
>>674391777
lucky trips checked
sure are a lot of trips in this thread
>>674392420
people say men give better head and women eat better pussy; my ex said most women she slept with, ate pussy with enthusiasm but not with skill.
>>674392141
Hygienic enema is a must sure, but depending on the length you want to take it might be not enough. And cleansing enema is a long and rather unpleasant experience.
>>674392317
They don't stay for long because mental illness is not a desirable trait
>>674392929
>having a fetish
>being mentally ill
you're an infant.
>>674390961
>Rubbing your dick is simulation of fucking a vagina
So gay men rub their dicks and think of vaginas? Do they know this?
I suppose a man and woman are being lesbians if he licks her.
>>just admit it IS gay.
Again, if you were getting BJ from your woman and she put a finger in your ass, you wouldn't tell her to stop because you think it is gay.
>>674391874
Numerical Guy has proved his weak faggot status by raging. Don't rage little guy, you'll get your knickers in a twist and hurt your tiny peen. I think the rage is because you are a closetted homosexual that is upset by the free thinkers here. Kinda like the dad of the boy in the film American Beauty.
For those wanting to try pegging, download Nina Hartley's Guide to strap on sex.
>>674391007
My wife fingered my ass while sucking me off when we were dating. A couple of years after we were married I bought her a vibrator. She's used it on me tons of times.
Coming up on 20 years of marriage and she's not dominate other when doing my ass.
I suppose that since she cums hardest while riding my dick that you think I'm a cuck because of that as well, right?
>>674392317
tfw you cant find any grills like that where I live
>>674393236
great analogy.
>>674393060
>Again, if you were getting BJ from your woman and she put a finger in your ass, you wouldn't tell her to stop because you think it is gay.
I definitely fucking would.
ITT: a bunch of faggots in denial of the fact that putting dick in your butt makes you gay
>>674393305
Seconding this^
It's simulating sex with a man, so yeah it's fucking gay.
If you can't get off from fucking a hot chicks tight pussy, then you're probably gay.
>>674393345
>Coming up on 20 years of marriage
grats, anon.
>>674393383
I thought an anal-ogy would be good for this thread.
>>674393418
Why wouldn't they have that kid holding a nes advantage, or nes max at least????
>>674390339
Anon is edgy, hip, and cool for using numbers in place of letters, and also thinks that it confuses the tracking algorithms that log his Google searches for child pornography. It seems he wants to bypass strapons entirely for big meaty inmate cock.
>>674383627
So you're going to give up your manhood to fuck a chick in the ass? It's not worth it bro. She probably won't really let you fuck her ass like you would her cunt cause she won't be used to it. I've done anal lots of times and I prefer the pussy. It's only really good to fuck whores in the ass cause most of the time their pussy is fucking loose
>>674393393
>you wouldn't tell her to stop because you think it is gay.
No doubt. I definitely would too, because that's the definition of gay.
>a man taking something up his ass makes him a faggot
>yes, even if it's a chicks finger
>definitely if it's a girls "feminine" penis
>>674393393
Well, I can't help it that you are a loser.
Short of actual, lasting physical pain or scaring, there really isn't too much a couple can do that is wrong.
I like watching my wife pee and every once in a while she'll hold my dick while I pee so she can spray it around. We usually do this outside or in the shower.
>>674393616
Projection: the post
>>674393616
I second this. Numerical Guy has or wants huge dicks in his ass.
>>674393634
>I've done anal lots of times and I prefer the pussy
confirmed for never getting anal. Anal is so much better than pussy it's not even a competition. I'd assume this anon also prefers handjobs over blowjobs.
>>674393418
I've only seen one poster say that putting your dick in a guys butt isn't gay.
Putting dildos and vibrators in your butt isn't.
>>674388235
COMPLETELY underrated post
>>674391007
Enjoy dominating your crusty Japanese body pillow, dude. Try to wash it every so often so you don't become father to a bunch of mushrooms.
>>674393478
>It's simulating sex with a man, so yeah it's fucking gay.
>If you can't get off from fucking a hot chicks tight pussy,
One has nothing to do with the other.
>>674383627
how do I convince my girlfriend to do this?
>>674392801
tbh I'd pick enthusiasm over skill any day
>>674394029
Ask and ye shall recieve. Just dont ask while in bed. Ask at a time when you guys are just chatting.
>>674393634
My wife has had 2 kids and her pussy is still tight and I'm not even "porn star" hung.
But, her ass is a special kind of tight. We only do anal a couple of times a year, but she never fails to cum extra hard when I'm doing her ass and she's rubbing a vibrator on her clit.
>>674394181
and if she's reacted with disgust at the mention of the idea before?
>>674391155
You're projecting so much that an actual movie of you fucking altar boys is playing on the wall in front of you. Don't lie.
>>674392801
Totally not related, but I'm curious. Where are you from and how old you? Your sentence structure is a tad archaic.
>>674393903
not him but I do anal all the time because my girl likes it, sry but pussy is better to me also.
Maybe you just have a small dick or fucked wrecked women?
>>674393789
It is only gay if you are immature and unsure about your sexuality.
If she just got out of the shower and told you to lick her asshole would you freak out as well?
>>674393023
nice retort
speaking of infant, do you have/plan to have kids?
>>674393236
>>674393383
>people who don't want a dick in their bum ARE gay
>people who DO want a dick in their bum are NOT gay
>muslims did 9/11
>immigration is what made this country great
>I learned all this from movies
jesus you are easily brainwashed, keep getting railed cucks, you never stood a chance
>>674391409
You're simply pissed because this thread has taken the place of your favored cartoon child pornography. You know this to be true.
>>674394385
oh she's definitely wrecked now. When my gf was on BC it was less of a difference but now that she isn't I prefer anal so i can cum buckets inside her. condoms or pulling out sucks.
>>674394498
If you think fetishes are mental illnesses then you know fuck all about the average person's sex life and yes, it's infantile.
>>674392534
>Excrement is just Satan fucking you from the inside as he leaves your body.
Odd, that's pretty close to what the Prophet pbuh would say after steeping out of the privy (always left foot first).
>>674394613
Ah well then it's understandable. My girl is on BC.
>>674394107
My wife said two of the three best people who have eaten her out were dudes, but all the best also loved doing it.
>>674393393
>>674393478
>>674393789
You anons are absolutely entitled to your opinions but nothing will ever change the fact that you saw this thread and thought
>oh yeah I wanna get in on this thread!
>>674394314
Ausfag, 40
>>674392670
Except that l don't fear death you fucking idiot. Nice try.
>>674394278
Well then try to explain its something that you really want to try and that you think it may be fun. Tell her she doesnt have to if she really doesnt want to.
>>674394720
she hit the jackpot
>>674387406
My Nigga
Rekt
>>674392670
>your fear of death
You're on the wrong site
>>674387406
top kek
he asked for it
>>674389566
There's a joke in there somewhere
Quick question for all you pegged anons
Do you also enjoy futa?
>>674394498
Numerical Guy's fedora has just caught fire from rage. We laugh in your general direction.
Meh tried it with the wife. Not really for me. Wasn't the worst but just wasn't really that great.
>>674395111
I like futa on fem but not futa on futa.
>>674395111
I don't get off to hentai of any kind.
>>674394613
>I'm conditioned to not cum in vaginas
>>674395284
naw doesn't matter, just futa in general.
just looking for a yes or no question
>>674387559
This is some hardcore denying, man. No matter how you put it, that's pretty gay.
>Nah, man. We said "no homo", so it's okay!
>>674389086
damn that looks amazing
>>674395317
No it means he doesn't want more children tard. You can get a vasectomy or her have her tubes tied, assuming either of you can afford it & the time off work.
>>674395380
Responded to a bait post.
>>674395317
how the fuck do you think babby is made?
>>674389588
You appear to be from some weird ass bible thumper universe who thinks that they're a philosopher king.
In reality you are the putrid result of a poorly aimed moneyshot that dripped down a whorehouse wall into the gash of a bdsm baboon that was tied to an inverted cross that itself was glued to the wall by dried bull semen.
>>674395380
>mfw when "no homo" is our safe word
>>674383627
>Want a good tip OP?
don't ask a bunch of virgins bout relationship advices goddamnit
Want another tip?
>Is pegging gay?
By definition it isn't
>Does anyone even gives a fuck if you're gay?
Only gays
You're welcome faggot
Thread of the day for sure. Numerical Guy's closet faggatory made it for me.
>>674395317
What are you, 12?
DO you know where babies come from?
Bump limit. If you want more pics, start a new thread and I'll keep dumping.
>>674395702
>don't ask a bunch of virgins bout relationship advices goddamnit
pretty much this, anon. Last i recall the average age of a 4chan user was 17. Few of us idiots have sexual experience, and even fewer have years worth of it as independent adults.
>>674395702
Good sum up.
Gay = Finding same sex attractive
Straight = Finding opposite sex attractive
Bi = Finding both attractive
Trans = Probably some kind of mental illness.
>>674389956
It feels good.
>>674395969
Someone finally gets it!
Breaking News: brains found on 4chan!
>>674390944
My fantasies everyday
>>674394987
back to school faggot
>>674395212
You seem confused, I'm not "Numerical Guy"
>>674395448
>>674395600
>we want to be cucked out of existence
>mfw
>>674395632
I'd be this mad too if my girl fucked my anus
>>674395632
savage/10 good job
>>674395632
U da real MVP
>>674396234
Someones butthurt XD
>>674396163
Thanks Anon. I try. Forgot to add all catagories can enjoy objects in the ass or not enjoy it.
>>674396234
Trolling 4chan. The very denfinition of pissing in an ocean of piss.
>>674395941
HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!>>674395941
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