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Beta/Cringe
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>>674378430
yeah he is fat and ugly, but where is the beta? not even a hoverhand
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https://youtu.be/X-xoXbhnFHY
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>>674378430
hes alpha as fuck.
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>>674378569
That girl is his girlfriend.
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https://www.youtube.com/nRDoWCxQIcE

Skip to 5:30
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>>674378855
Double dubs confirmed.
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>>674378430
No hover and she's grabbing his junk... Alpha as fuck! Bonus: He graduated.
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Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.
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That girl is stunning.
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>>674378430
Op, stop being jealous to that guy. He doesn't make any adequate cringe, on the contrary, he gives hope.
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>>674378430
Alpha as fuck.
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>>674378909
Yeah, that is his girlfriend.
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>>674378430
It's just some kid pulling a face with his sister.

OP you sad beta faggot
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>>674379764
Are you in the right thread?

>>674374110
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>>674380229
>Asian dark skin curly hair
>White light skin straight hair
>sister
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>>674378430
She's like a Mexican Miley Cyrus.
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>>674378430
How is this cringe? You sound jealous as fuck
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>>674378430
OP, start dumping the beta/cringe. Spidey? Spiderman, where are you?
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>>674381208
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>>674381301
Save us from faggot OP!
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>>674381822
Don't you have a loli or trap thread to posting in
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>>674379764
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More like cringe/psychotic but still cinge
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>>674382366
Oddly enough, no. Not currently.
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>>674382366
OP never delivered so this is a good thread for the web slinger.
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