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Jealous?
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>>674374388
No
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Of ur dubs? Yup
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>>674374388
Nope
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>>674374388
Who wouldn't be. That office job looks awesome to work at. It looks as if you have your own cubicle.
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>>674374388
Of some piece of shit Dell laptop?
Get real, Jesus Christ.
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>>674374388
Of those tiny traps? Fuck no
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>>674374388
>88
Nice dubs you have there buddy. Would be a shame if we only foccused on that instead of what the thread is about.
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>>674374452
It's our school computers idiot
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>>674374388
GTFO vegan gains!
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Yea, im a fat lazy asshole who cant find the discipline to lose weight. I can say im jelly
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>>674374388
underage>>674374540
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>>674374388
>>674374505

Correct & no lats.
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>>674374388
How long did it take you to get there? I am on the right path.
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>>674374388
You look like a kangaroo on roids
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If you put that much effort into your body I bet youre ugly as all fuck. Post face, then Ill let you know if Im jealous
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>>674374388
no lats, middle delts or healthy body fat level? nah i'm not jealous mate
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>>674374388
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>674374388
You need some direction and discipline in your workouts.
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>>674374669
More like made of jelly, amirite?
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>>674376071
cool and detailed answer!

but makes you seem slight a bit jelly tho ;)
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>>674374388
I want you fuck me with your huge cock
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>>674374388
jealous af i can only afford the cheapie underwear would love a pair of champions
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>>674374388
Checked

But seriously
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The worst part is I think you did this ironically which still doesn't make it funny

OP is a faggot as usual

Nice dubs tho
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>>674376303
Nah I'm totally not, just a normal Thursday night mentality for me =)
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>>674374388
Skinny as fuck.
The only thing you've got going for you is a low body fat %
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>>674374388
lol what are aesthetics amirite?
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>>674374388
Tiny shoulders. Lifting marshmallows?
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>>674374388
abnormal/rigid posturing from severe brain injury?
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>>674374578
Kek.
Biggest fags of all time
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>>674376214
My sides, they're being eaten by that guy!
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Can you take a pic without flexing like a faggot?

>mfw people think you're going to be impressed by flexing
>mfw you don't flex 99.999% of the time so you'll literally never look like it anyway
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>>674379809
kek
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>>674376334
cmon op
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>>674374388
No because im not compensating for something
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>>674374388
god give me too dubs ples
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