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U jelly, /b/ ?

Inb4 pussy Street dealer, thats just what goes away in the next 3 hours. Just snitches habe their stuff at home

15grams of pure MDMA, 100 xtc pills, 2 g Coke, 200g Amphetamines, 6 blotters with 400 mikrograms of lsd-25, makes me 1400€, 550 is what i paid


Pros and cons about dealing drugs
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Wtf is up with those doses?
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>>674374151
yo, you holdin timestamps?
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What gun is that?
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>>674374151
You are a nignog right?
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>>674374151
Do you use yourself?
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I have the same phone and actually almost the same drugs in similar quantities lol
I used for my friends and I tho and would not go into dealing
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Best I can do is tree-fiddy
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>>674374151
OT - Nice knife
ONT - care to share?
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those orange teslas? my buddys picking some up to sling for beyond wonderland this weekend.

if you're on the west coast, how are they??
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>>674374151
what are some precautions you go through not to get caught?
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>>674375581
I think the 50 Euro bill means no to WC
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>>674374151
400ug?! does it come with an onion? ;)
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>>674375581
>OP's photo has 50eur in it
>OP mentions Euro
>"Hey OP, are you on the west coast?"
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>>674374151
It's all fun and games till you get caught and thrown in the slam for 20 years.
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>>674374151
how much for that phone?
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>>674375659
Not OP but simple steps like not keeping your stash in your own house. Only having the drugs in that will seell that day. Dont deal direct from your doorstep. Use a burner phone that only sends txts and phone calls. Dont use social media
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>>674374151
the way you are storing those medical products does not seem sanitary. arent you afraid your customers might sue you if they see this image?
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From the weep deb?
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>>674375871
20 years.

You musg be american. You dont get 20 years over here for that small a quantity of drugs
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>>674374151
Nice airsoft gun faggot. That little tooth pick of a knife all you allowed to use in Europe? Pathetic.
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No. You have a nigger job.
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>>674374151
Haha 550 for that risk, i would never do that. I make 2400 euro in 3 days legal with trading, the kick of selling dope would be addicting i guess.
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>>674375990
what would you do with the rest of the drugs then? How would you have somewhere safe for them?
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>>674375743
>>674375689
it's time for me to go to sleep
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>>674374151
i want to start dealing weed, any advice on how to find a decent supplier ? i can ask my friends who deal but they wont put me in contact with a supplier that i could buy off reguarly.

Any general advice you would give ? PS located in Australia (so no guns)
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>>674376083
It's like 3 months here of which 1.5 months probation. This with some minor community service, thats why this country is a fucking criminal magnet. (Netherlands).
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>>674376168
What do you trade?
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>>674376367
Diamonds
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>>674376121
are you actually retarded its a short knife for slashing and stabbing without having an obvious object in your hand. you could stab someone and be 20m away before they realise with that thing
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>>674376022
kek'd n checked
>>674374151
Kind of am. I wouldn't mind selling at one stage, but nothing too big. Also how did you get that gun? Does't Europoor have gun control?
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>>674376121
KEK, I do have a cat with bigger claws than that knife.
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>>674376401
Where do you get them from?
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>>674376083
Yeah our drug laws are atrocious. First time juvenile offender can get multiple life sentences for selling enough dope.
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>>674374151
If you wanna see a neat gun I'm about to kill myself with mine
>>674376090
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>>674376455
jews
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>>674376222
Friends, dumbass. Preferably an honest, drug free gril works best. That's what I did when I sold coke.
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>>674376422
Not op but you can easily get a gun in Europe even in Germany, it's just a little bit expensive
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>>674376522
Are you a kike too?
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>>674376121
and this is the average ameritard talking right now -"we like big guns, we like big cocks in our anus" you have to be as stealth as possible you fucking piece of shit, I think you are perfect for this job since your are a piece of shit you can't be more stealth than this, go and chock on some burger made from animal waste.
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>>674376420
That wouldn't even pierce my t-shirt let alone hurt me. You're a faggot if you think that kittens claw is useful. You probably got it from some faggot paki at a flea market for 50× it's worth.
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>>674376632
Haha, no. I love my foreskin bro. Dutchfag
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I don't see any blotterr in that picture
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>>674374302
this fag hat OP
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>>674376693
Haha, kikes usually like to stay in their own circles.
Care to tell how you got into that business?
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>>674376677
there is some guy who made fake meat out of poop. a burger made of animal waste is entirely in the realm of possibilities even without using byproducts from slaugtherhouses.
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>>674374151

>€
>Europe
>Eu-rape
>ISIS paradise

Nah I'm sweet mate, nice wolverine ring
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>>674376687
Really retarded faggot that has never been poked with a bladed weapon to know how little force it takes to stab a man in his tshirt
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>>674376677
You're retarded. First off, I'm Canadian. Second, you're the retarded sperglord for actually defending that kitties claw. Life isn't a movie, if you tried to scratch me with that thing, you'd better get my jugular with the first swipe otherwise I'm ripping your hand off and shoving it up your ass with that claw on it.
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>>674376687
literally to autistic to insult hang yourself you dumb fuck
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>>674376604
ah fair enough. I have no need for a gun but gun laws here in Aus are so strict we don't even have shooting ranges which sucks because they look so fun
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>>674376890
You'd need a knife bigger then that to circumcise your tiny micro-cock.
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>>674377022
we have shooting ranges ? and you can buy a gun. you just need to join a club and get a license. ive fired 22. and 9mm at ranges in Sydney. they even have deagles that you can hire from the shooting club
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>>674376971
You have obviously never been mugged or had a knife poking your back, it took no force for it to go through my tshirt and cutting into my back when he was demanding I get my wallet. Also being canadian doesnt change anything
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>>674377069
when you realise youre a dumb fuck and revert to insulting someones dick size
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>>674376848
It's hard they need to trust you before you get good deals (antwerp), but i guess thats like that in any trade.
First you always get to see the less good stones and when they start to know you you will get the better stones. You need money tho it's expensive and the risk of being robbed is big with these fucking sandniggers (Marocan & turks) here.

I learned to mount the stones in empty settings I buy from jewellers and sell them to people for half the store price.
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>>674377022
Um gold coast has a walk in range, no licence.

Plenty of shooting clubs around other places too.
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>>674376987
>literally to autistic to insult hang yourself you dumb fuck
>to autistic to insult
>to autistic

You sure about that faggot?
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degeneracy
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>>674374151
Nice collection, but
>400 mikrograms of lsd-25
Is typical dealer bullshit. 95% of streetsold tabs are below 100mcg, the most ever measured was 150.
No wonder so many claim that they don't feel anything sub-300 and you need 600 for a good time.
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>>674374151
Welke provincie kom je weg dan?
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>>674376310
Um have you seen the news today... 2 sizeable busts for growers
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>>674377155
>>674377178
>being this retarded
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>>674377197
Do you work alone?
Have you ever been robbed?
Where do you get your customers? And how much do you make in a month?
Sorry for asking so much just interested in doing something similar myself
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>>674377382
2 growers is nothing in Australia, it probably wont even affect the market until a few months, by then well have other shit anyway from down or up the coast or even shipped in. there will never be a shortage of bud in aus
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>>674377128
>>674377208
the fuck are you serious? I have been greatly mislead. Can you shoot massive fuck off machine guns in them?
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>>674377469
Thats nice to hear, the trade atm is very hard tho many people are going out of business including a jeweller we knew.

I do not work alone too much work, profit is not too big so we work with bulk mostly. (because of fucking tax). We never been robbed but my car got stolen in front of the door (Golf R) so that got me thinking. We got an option on a expensive alarm system directly linked to the police, with GPS and battery back up if power/internet is cut. We do business worldwide but mostly national (Netherlands). Around 8.000/10.000 a month after tax now but we are aiming for 500.000 a year.
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That mdma looks fucking shit you piece of shit faggot. Pussy nigger
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>>674377307
As well as calling his mdma "pure".
Pure dealer bullshit is more like it.
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>>674378061
/thread

The "drugs" look like shit. His toys (gun and knife) look shit too. This guys a faggot.
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>>674378061
Right, it supposed to be yellow-ish and clear.
I dont know why its grey, but its definitley not clear. Shit tier md
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>>674377960
Good luck bro ,Europe is going shit economically
How old are you and how long did it take to get where you are now?
And do you have any advice for a beginner?
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>>674374151
And if you bough all of that, from the same person, at the same time youre a low-tier dealer. Get a different vender for every drug = buy more, cheaper and better.
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>>674378061
My mdma is bever yellow/Brown tho
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>>674377960
10000 a month and driving a golf r. Enough bullshit fag
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>>674378702
I don't care about cars, I drove an V5 before (1800 euro bought). When at the dealer for big maintenance the car stood there and he had a good trade in deal. I drive an shitty 2nd hand saab now.
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>>674374151
Bull shit 400 micro
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>>674374151
You romanian Opie? 'Causa you kinda gave yourself away.
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>>674378532
Yeah, I am scarred and basically saving up money because of shit thats about to happen. (brexit, refugees and USA etc). It took me 6 years and im 28 now. The good old story when the deal is too good to be true, it always is.
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>>674376310
>australia
>literal heaven for growing weed outdoors
Are you retarded? Just buy seeds online, and find a desert location, the climate will do all the work for you.
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kek
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>>674374151
Your "amphetamines" look like shit.
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>>674379040
Thanks for being a based anon
I don't trust them kikes anyways haha they are not to be trusted
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>>674374151
Be careful man
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>>674377893
unfortunately all semi auto rifles are banned in australia, except 22.
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>>674379215
They want to earn money too, if they think they can make a better profit they will not even hesitate one second. It takes allot of walking away, coming back and talking to get a right price. Also a good price indicator is rappaport for monthly diamond prices worldwide. (600/year fee).
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>>674379203
zoz
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>>674379203
Really? BB gun? You have a BB gun as defence when dealing drugs holy shit, why not trade it in for a stapler that can do more damage
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>>674374151
Used to deal heroin over here in the states.

>dude buys your shit
>continues buying, reputable buyer
>out of the blue, asks for front
>fuck I hate fronting, but he promises to pay next day
>alright
>next day, he pays. very good.
>continues in pattern of buying/fronting/paying


Its when they think youre a fucking idiot.
they have their friends buy it for them while theyre working on paying you off.
And they pay it off little by little.
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>>674379381
How much do I need to get into business?
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>>674380081
That depends on what your ambitions are and targets. My desire is to become are to become a reputable known diamond trader but the competition is absolutely killing. You can start with 1000 euro and buy one decent stone, or 10.000 and buy 20 smaller ones.
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>15 grams he says.

Scale says 14,32. 50 euro note wheighs 0.63 grams.
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>>674374151

Nice cellphone. Is that the best a dealer can afford?

Also which decade is that HP laptop from?
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>>674374151
Are those the peach dutch lions? those pills are fantastic if they are :)
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>>674381879
It's a fucking burn phone dipshit
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>>674381879

No GPRS ;O)
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>>674382286
Not only that, if you think the number has gone hot you can destroy it in a flash and just buy another shitty cheap brick with a new number and update your trusted buyers.
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>>674380352
And how do I know if it's a quality stone?
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>>674376310
> no guns in australia
Lmao any cautious importer/statewide distributor would either hava a gun or contacts with them

Dont sell weed if your looking to make good profit, meth and md is where the real money is at (considering australia is like the heaviest user of those deugs per capita)
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>>674374151
nice cap gun faggot
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Jelly? Yes.
Would like to have some of that acid or coke or amphetamine.
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can you send me some oxy in the UK

all i want is oxy in the UK
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>>674374151
let me guess your in Amsterdam? and possibly arab/north african?
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>>674384991
you realise you can get oxy in uk very easily?

tor...
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if thats all you got kid im sorry but you cant call yourself a dealer. thats pathetic
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>>674374151
That ramipril, sorry to hear about your high bloodpressure.
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>>674385215
are they expensive?
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>>674374151
>mikrograms
Uneducated negro confirmed.
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>>674376522
bullshit you get diamonds from niggers.
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>>674385345
yep, you are paying a premium for them, personally i just buy heroin, way better high and cheaper
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>>674376422
>Doesn't Europe have gun control?
>Implying that would stop the criminal organisations that stand to gain huge amounts from arms trafficking. kek
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>>674385552
fuuuuck.

i dont really want to fuck around with heroin, stupid as that sounds, i just like popping a pill.
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>>674385656
ehh tbh mate, smoking heroin isn't that bad, i'd never use a needle, i used to use oxy till they just got too expensive and the high seems so shallow now compared to h
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>>674377382
lol must be bait "omg 2 growers got busted so an entire nation of roughly 30 million people, with ideal outdoor growing conditions are now weedless." Logic win
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>>674378702
because if you engage in illict activity whilst remaining unemployed it makes sense to flaunt your wealth to whoever will notice.
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>>674385871
yeah i'd smoke it if i were to take it but i dunno i feel like the shit going around I'd be able to get would not be clean at all.
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>>674376168
Do you even math?
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I'm well jelous could do with that tackle
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>>674386209
thats the thing mate, use tor, i get the purest cleanest gear on there :)
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