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>Orgasm feels as good as when you take a piss after holding it for a while.

Does anybody feels like this?
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>>674359312
cobain?
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>>674359312
You're doing it wrong or you're a woman
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>>674359621
yup
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>>674359312
Agree
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>>674359652
>You're doing it wrong

It feels bad man, seriously. I get bored of that shit. Now I fap only when I'm bored because, whatever.

>>674359621

uh? what?
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>>674359990
Frances bean cobain
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>>674359968

so it's not just me then, this shit is supposed to be normal, like, there's so little pleasure from it. That must be really a bad joke.

What about what you feel with sex anon? does it feels boring too ?

> I know for me sadly both fap and sex are boring
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>>674359990
How are you doing it? I don't bother masturbating unless I have at least an hour. I can wack off and cum in under a couple minutes but it won't feel like anything.
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>>674360843

>unless I have at least an hour.


Same shit you know. I need to have quite some time. Sometimes that's the time I need.

orgasm is the 'highest' spot on pleasure, so as I said on the first post, you can imagine how shit the rest is.

It's just that I'm getting quite fed up with that situation.
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>>674361495
I just jerk off first thing in the morning right before I take a shower to get it out of the way. I've already realized that's it's a necessary physiological need. I used to do it every night, but my work schedule keeps me up so late that I'm too tired to jerk off most of the time. That's why I moved to the morning shift, it's almost better. Unless I'm extremely tired, I tend to be horny when I first wake up. I take a shit and while I'm on the toilet I send out some snapchats to some of the girls I know. I coax the ones from Tinder to send me pictures of their tits, and if they do I jerk off to that for the day. Most of the time I just toss on some porn and quick bust into the shower. It usually only takes me maybe 10 minutes. If I wake up early enough I'll go a little longer, but it's kind of uncomfortable standing up while jerking off. I don't like to jerk off IN the shower that much either, just because you can't watch porn. But what I do is when I'm ready to cum I just walk over to the shower while it's running and bust on the shower floor. Then I let the water warm up a little bit and rinse the cum down the drain and I'm ready to take a shower. This is the best part, I always end up taking 20 minutes showers after I bust. It kind of feels like taking a shower high when you're barely awake and freshly drained.
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>>674361495
I'd like to help but you're not being specific enough and I don't know the right questions to ask so ill just tell you what I do. Usually I read erotic stories or sext with someone on kik for a while with my lubed up dick in one hand and my tablet in the other. Then I just Jack it until I can't take it anymore. If I try to just watch a 10 minute porn or something I just end up making a mess and then feel disappointed and disgusted as I clean up.
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>>674361495
No joke try anal. Made myself cum for the first time almost hands free with a dildo and I couldnt stand up for ten minutes with a ringing in my ear. Thought I was dying because it felt so good
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>>674362478
>>674362473


sorry guys op here I got to go to the job

Thank you everybody who replied.

It's good to see I'm just not alone in that case.

Still don't solve the problem, but as I said, not being alone is already something.
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you must have some really shitty orgasms
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