New fluffy abuse
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New fluffy abuse
>>674358647
POST HERE
>>674360162
How about no?
>>674360423
Why not, it's a fluffy abuse thread
>>674360537
Spam, that's why.
really don't understand why something like this gets shitted on with all the fucking cowshit on this board but i guess it's because these niggas are 15 year olds and allat
i just wanna see these retard ass animals say cute shit in such retardedly insane situations cmon bchin
>>674358647
POST HERE
>>674361457
Just stop already
>>674361457
dude that thread is fucked and spammed to hell and back
NRRRNNGGAHAHAHAHA I FOUND JEW
>>674362072
Just let it die in peace
>>674362146
what's with the fluffies in the jar?
As a lolifag who has to deal with Spiderman, I applaud this new effort to spam these weirdos threads with black skin chick. Godspeed faggots
>>674362361
already spayed
>>674362422
Cheesus is better, at least he has a life.
>>674362498
I mean, why are they gray?
>>674362422
>>674362566
And also doesn't want to fuck children.
>>674362671
LIVING LIKE LARRY
>>674362601
they're not focused on/carpdime was just lazy
>>674362422
her name is destinas, more info here
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/777202/
Furfags think they're bothering me but some of this shit is fappable.
>>674362635
But I thought you and Cheesus were a team?
>>674363056
>thinks only one person has a spiderman folder
>>674362923
perv
>>674362923
You know I literally thought that back when this first started happening too.
No more?
>>674363982
>>674365647
>>674362604
>>674365647
goodnight shitskin
Why do fluffy threads get spammed so badly?
needs more foal rape
>>674366349
>>674366072
idk
fun to read through imo
>>674366072
I really don't know. Nobody really gets trolled, just mildly inconvenienced. Butt Larry pays for 4chan so I guess that makes it pretty easy to spam, and he and the other spammers just hate these threads that much.
>>674366594
i like it
>>674367141
I prefer it more when the anime guy posts. Can jack it better to anime girls then shark girls
>>674367743
I fap to almost anything (besides fluffies lol) but Larry's waifus don't do it for me as much as the g/sfur spammers. The style of faces he's into is weird.
I prefer the furry girls too. Anime is so bleedin' generic that even the best ones fall into almost-fappable category.
>>674367904
why everyone callin me larry?
It's GARY you tard
>>674368224
well actually i call myself kyler
>>674368224
Whats your name? Barry?
Okay you sick niggers, choose your own story time.
>2AM, Friday.
>The wind howls outside and heavy rain patters on the roof.
>You're woken by sounds coming from your front door.
>You sleepily trudge downstairs and investigate the disturbance.
>Sitting on your porch is a soaking wet, dark blue pegasus mare.
>It whimpers, struggling to look up in the dark of the might.
>"Pwease... Nice hoomin. So cowd, so much sky wawa. Pwease wet in, gif huggies, gif nummies, gif wuv."
>It begged inbetween shivers.
What do you do?
>>674369678
Step on head
>>674369732
This
>>674369678
Squeeze it outside before taking in.
>>674369678
Take it inside, dry it off and slap in in the face and insult it
Can someone Please post RIng of Fire's 9 Part Story Plushie Fluffy or his other works which aren the Good Manners one?
>>674369732
>With a mighty thud, you bring your mighty fuzzy slipper down upon the creature's head.
>A satisfying thud accompanies it's head bouncing off your porch.
>For a moment the fat beast writhes on it's side like a dog running in it's sleep.
>A streak of blood drips from the point where it's chin made contact with the cement.
>"Nu- Nu huwt... nice- Gif- huggies."
>It seems your sleepiness blunted the strike.
>Amidst the light panting, it rolls itself and extends its legs in a plea for a hug.
>>674369948
>You indulge it, placing your hands around it's side and lifting it into the air above a bush beside your door.
>Upsies? Wha- Gif hugs? Head pwace huwtie, hugs maNNK-"
>With a firm squeeze under it's ribs, a small dribble of shit falls to the garden floor.
>Not much in the tank, looks like this one hasn't eaten in at least a day.
>Exhausted, the fluffy remains silent as you take it inside.
>>674370108
>Taking the fluffy to your laundry, you set it in the sink and begin to rub it down with a rag.
>Between grunts of pain from the the American History X reenactment, it thanks you for the contact.
>"F-fank you fow hugs nice hoomin; fwuffy so cowd, so scawed, need wuv an- EEEEEK!"
>You cut it off with a firm backhand to its puffy cheek.
>"Shut it you little shit factory. You keep quite, and keep your disgusting hooves away from me, and be grateful you aren't drowning in the gutter."
>The animal looks confused; how could someone be so mean?
>"Wha- Fwuffy nu fow huwties... Fwuffy nee hugs, an wuv..."
>>674370592
Step on head
>>674370592
Tell her if she cries, pisses or shits (essentially any fluid) comes out of her you'll take her wingies away for ever.
>>674370592
Aww, the poor thing is hungry! Do you have any Menthos for it?
...I suppose you know what I'm going for, right?
can anyone post life of an adult?
>>674370592
Give it some "nummies" which put it to sleep, when it awakes, though it is in for a surprise as it may not have some of its limbs soon.
>>674362422
either a same fag or a new fag
>>674370769
>>674370837
I can see these two working well together.
Why don't we spam fur threads with fluffies?
Not a bad Idea
>>674370764
>Unfortunately your DEXT stat is too low to raise your leg above the sink.
>You opt to instead deliver a downwards, open palm strike.
>Falling Star Monkey Paw of Death
>The fluffy bites down on its tongue as you deliver the deadly move.
>"I'm wasn't finished; you are not to piss, you are not to shit. If even a single snot rope drips from your nose, I will take your wings away forever.'
>It sniffs and sobs quietly as you leave for a moment to inspect your pantry.
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>>674371019
>Mentos, to cover the smell of vodka when you go to work.
>Diet coke, for guests who you hate.
>Sleeping pills, for when the darkness closes in and you need to end it all.
>Break them up into manageable fluffy sizes and stuff them into pellets of dry food left over from your recently deceased dog.
>R.I.P Megafucker, 2003 - 2016
>Returning to the laundry, you hear grunts of fluffy effort.
>Your guest has attempted an escape.
>The sink was too deep to scale, and the fluffy's portly body is stuck balancing on the edge.
>"Nice mistuh hewp, fwuffy stuck, nu wike, nu wike, wet out, EEEEP!"
>You decide to leave it there for the moment, panicking while you keep the food out of view.
>"Fwuffy smeww... Nummies? Nice hoomin haf nummies fow fwuffy!?"
Anon you are making my night fun please continue
>>674371949
Then keep the ideas coming and the thread alive comrade, punish biotoy menace.
>>674371730
All I want to happen is when it gets to its inevitable "wan die" moment, dont do it, it'll have to finish itself off.
Agreed, I think the fluff should be left to die, preferably by the reaction of mentos and diet coke in its gut
>>674371730
Offer the food to it in the most inaccessibly-shaped container you can find.
>>674372033
>>674372120
I have an idea, but I'm afraid the poor thing is still under the impression that everyone loves a fluffy. Let's change that.
Everybody here has such fantastic ideas, good job all
>You walk to the far side of the room and pull your miscellaneous shit box from a cabinet.
>Without the scent of imitation turkey meal in its nose, it had returned to panicking on the edge of the sink.
>"Why nice hoomin nut hewp fwuffy? Is hoomin scawed? Is munstah? Munstah haf fwuffy!? Hewp, scawy munstah eating fwuffy, nee hewp pwease!"
>>674372174
>You take a small toy that belonged to Megafucker, some bad dragon looking rubber piece of shit with a hollowed out center.
>You used to put in peanut butter that he would lick out.
>Megafucker loved the PB almost as much as he loved the pussy.
>Slipping the pellets into the toy, you dump it into the sink.
>A firm finger push to the fluffy's fat fucking face sends it down as well.
>"Wha- What dis? Smeww wike nummies, but... wook wike funny baww... Nice Mistuh pwease, gif fwuffy nummies, nut toys. Is time fow nummies, tummy haf wowstest huwties."
>>674371456
I'm game
This is the most pathetic thread I've seen in awhile. Jesus Christ you people have a special kind of autism.
>>674372995
Being on /b/ inherently means you have autism, don't you think so autismo?
You don't like it? Then get out and don't dampen our fun, I would enjoy the story continuing
>>674373216
Nah I just can't sleep and I knew one of you pathetic faggots would reply to me.
>>674372762
Tell it it has only one minute to eat all it can before you throw the rest of the food out. Rely on fluffies bad sense of time to keep it panicking no matter how long she actually takes.
^this right here
>>674373329
nice selfie.
>>674373517
LOL you don't recognize a real Internet OG?
In 5 years you will cringe so hard at yourselves for posting this trash lmao
the thread wont exist in 5 years jackhole
OH LOOK! ANOTHER FLUFFY THREAD
It's like the 3rd fluffy thread I've seen TODAY!
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy fluffy abuse just as much as OP do, but this got to stop.
If the intention with these threads is to attract more people to the booru, it will result opposite to intended. Why go to the booru if you see this shit being spammed on a daily basis here?
Let more time pass between each thread and this won't be a problem. I see two fluffy threads in the catalog atm, which just proves my point
>>674363240
DSFARGEG
>>674373441
>"The food is in there dicklord,you have a minute to eat it."
>"Minuwte? Wha is minuwte Mistah?"
>You flash her the face of your Dora the Explorer wristwatch.
>"When this line goes all the way around, whatever you haven't eaten is going in the garbage."
>"Gawbage? Wh- Nu! Fwuffy su hungwy, fwuffy eat nummies!"
>Even though every tick of the watch seemed like an eternity to the fluffy's tiny, and still mildly concussed brain, the stress of any time limite was enough to send it burying its muzzle into the dog toy.
>It managed to reach a small portion of the treats, using its tongue to pull them out.
>"Nng, nu taste pwetty."
>It whimpered between chews. No doubt the bitter sleeping pills and intense mint of the Mentos clashed with the semi-meat flavoured dry food.
>Too hungry to refuse however, it continued to panic and stumble about in the dim light.
>Two minutes pasted and it had only managed to get out three pellets, and was frantically trying for a fourth.
>"Better hurry fluffy, not long left."
>"NU! Nu, need mow nummies, tummy have wowstest owwies ebba, need mowe nummies!"
>The creature sobbed hysterically.
>>674374057
and the fluids come out, bye bye wingies
>>674374057
Up the intensity by opening the faucet to a dribble of cold water.
I like where this is going good job
>>674374468
>>674374580
Top kek
>>674374379
>At the three minute mark, you decide to engage challenge mode.
>The tiniest turn of the cold water handle and a gentle drip began.
>Instantly, the fluffy recoiled, falling onto it's back.
>"NU! Wawa bad fow fwuffy, Mistah hewp, hewp!'
>It kicked its legs and wormed into the corner, cheeping every time a water droplet splashed beside it.
>"Fwuffy nee hugs, nee wuv! Mistah hewp fwuffy, Daddeh hewp! *cheep!*"
>It continued breathlessly.
>Even for something as small as a fluffy, it would be another ten or fifteen minutes before the sleeping pills knocked it out.
>It seems to have all but forgotten the food and just about anything else.
>Looks like it won't do a thing as long as the water is on it.
>>674374057
Whist its distracted wait till it eats enough to put it in a world of hell turn on the water full blast
I suggest we turn the water off then
>>674374872
>>674373646
> not understanding poorly hidden insults
> liking meme trash
>>674374782
Tell it your sorry and tell it to continue eating then wait till the pills and stuff kicks in
>>674374782
Agree to turn off the valve in exchange of having to sleep in the sink this night.
Spamming wouldnt happen if rekt threads had its own board
>>674375554
Check'd
>>674373646
U forgot to tip fedora
Bait.jpg
>>674375159
>meme trash
>posting in this landfill
Lel
>>674362072
Furry faggot on the case
Le autism face
>>674375159
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674362072
Nigga, there's other threads dedicated you furfags
let us have our thread and you get yours
>>674362923
You're the reason newfags think we fap to fluffies
Go to /lgbt/
>>674376301
You deserve nothing faggot degenerate
>>674366072
Because they are idiots who browse /b/ and dumb enough to be offended by fictional animals being tortured
>>674374782
Time's up. Now is the time to wash dishes!
>>674376929
No, we're offended that people like you exist. Ban all autists.
>>674368224
No, you're fagy
Фаgs
>>674371456
Fuck yeah man
Bamp, yopta.
>>674365908
Are you aware autism isn't correct? Some of the shitposters know it isn't autism, but they use it anyways for the reaction. Which are you?
>>674371456
k. Go.
Someone tried post fluffy abuse in mlp/?
>>674369678
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>>674372762
>>674374057
>>674374782
This CYOA has been awesome! Someone should archive it when it's done.
Agreed
>>674377016
>ban all autists
Ban yourself
>>674375487
>titty cancer
>>674378060
>>674377849
Impossible. This shit is on the level of pony cancer.
>>674370516
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/33932
Best I can do, his stuff is a bitch to find.
>>674378060
>>674378156
Dont like it then leave
>>674378156
If this is cancer for you then don't browse the thread.
Your idiot impression sucks
>>674378156
Good request, faggot.
>>674379121
This belongs to /mlp/. Don't follow mr. Dumdum's footsteps>>674378156
Pony cancer autists
>>674379796
He just ousted himself as cancer bro.
>>674379796
>:з
someone post the smewwy comic
Maybe we can actually have our fucking thread
>>674380999
niet
>>674380999
Nope
get destinas back in here
Or you could do it on your own furry thread
I don't know if I will be able to fap to fluffies
But I'll be damned if I don't try
>>674381747
>furry thread
he-he-he
>>674381799
Don't
>>674362604
Why do I like this shit so much, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>674381086
>>674381799
DO IT!
>>674382215
Is that it?
>>674382520
That's it
>>674358688
>>674377238
More like these?
Recently I have been noticing a problem with the ferals in my area. The legs of these fluffy ponies have been lengthing over the past few generations. It isn't a big problem yet but I don't want them getting any more mobile.
I have been trying many things to help the shit rats shorten their weggies but I feel it isn't enough.
I have recently taken to showing them examples that fluffies with longer legs are bad fluffies. After capturing some ferals and experimenting I have found that if you seal up their holes except for their anus and sticking a low strength vacuum to their hole that I can shorten their limbs and the rest of them over a period of a day or two.
After they are shrunken they make great examples to the others. I can set their corpses out on pikes around the forest lay down some spaghetti to attract a herd and then leave a recording on loop that
"daddies and mommies give homes and spaghetti to short fluffies and tall fluffies are munstah babies who need to be shortened"
>>674382483
So, we've seen newborn foals smoked like crack. What if you just burned a soon-mummah's belly and took a rip off of her like a living bong.
>>674382195
You are cancer
anyone got any smarty abuse/best baby abuse? I just love seeing those fuckers destroyed. worst babbys don't deserve that shit
>>674383167
Anymore like this?
>>674383352
Just in time.
let's do this muhfugga
>>674383777
Noice trips you fucking subhuman :^)
Niggers
>>674384145
The autism is fucking off the charts holy fucking shit
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>>674383494
I am a pepe collactor, requesting MOAR.
also St.Patricks day edition.
>>674384145
THE CRINGE IS REAL
>>674384356
>>674384145
mmmm delicious destinas dank memes
>>674384439
I see MOAR pepe.
>>674384613
Good one lord homo
>>674384661
You know the rule, stop the faggotry or get used to us killing your threads.
>>674384725
is that OP?
>>674384811
>>674384870
Thx for the pepe
>>674369678
Here, some fresh drawfaggotry.
>>674384870
Mind if I steal it?
>>674385001
Ayy threads dead. Thanks for playing aspie faggots. Consider suicide before starting another one of these garbage threads.
>>674385992
Kek, stay mad fgt.
I'm starting another right now
