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/b/ I need your help!

My cousin is coming over, for Saint Patrick's Day, to drink and be merry. In order for me to be merry I need to fuck her.

There will be lots of drinking but she said she doesn't want to go to wild.

Which is where you come in /b/

How can I sneak more alcohol to her. Or if need be what can I give here to make sure she blacks out?

Alcohols I have:
-Vodka
-Tequila
-Baileys
-I can buy different stuff if needed

Drugs I have:
-Vicodin
-Trazodone
-Zolpidem

Also, probably should have asked this first, will she be able to tell she has been fucked, the next day?
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>>674350962
>img Kinda related.
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I feel like Tyenol pm would fuck her up good to pass out
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>>674350962
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OP,

This is rape. If you want to minimise risk of getting caught post coitus you will need to be professional about it.

Use a condom, use lube or lots of saliva if you can, you don't want her pussy feeling rubbed raw or having any of your DNA left in it.

Stay out of her ass, that will hurt in the morning and be a dead giveaway.

After the act, dress her, and put her on the couch with a blanket with a glass of water etc and come up with a little story in the morning, like "gee, you got really wasted last night and crashed out on the couch, chucked a blanket on you dude"

or something to that effect..

Use the pills that have no aftertaste.
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>>674350962
are you muslim?
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>>674352218
also, use Midazolam or Zopiclone or Quetiapine.. that shit ERASES memories.

done deal.
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>>674352218
This guy is a pro.
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Put 2 xanex in her drink and make sure she drinks alot
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>>674352218
>saliva
>no DNA
I don't support this shit in any way but jesus christ that's retarded
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>>674352869
Saliva doesn't last like semen does.. it will dry up and/or be absorbed..

Sperm cells hang around.
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>>674350962
Op don't give her full grinded pills,only halfs cause she wake up to groggy....
Also if she gets tested on her own, it's only a half dosage that will pass and be minimal, hence court precedings lol
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>>674350962
Lol. Of course she'll be able to tell, her pussy will be fucked.
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Don't rape your cousin.
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>>674350962
>>674351635
This. It would work but you should use a condom.
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>>674350962
Rape is best performed on persons outside of your family.

Also. Check em'. Sevens.
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Fuck man, how about you don't rape her? Why don't you do what every other person on this site claims to and fuck her like a man. Come on to her while she is slightly inebriated and play it off as a joke if she isn't into it. I hate sjws and think their definitions of rape are retarded, but this is just plain fucked up.
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>>674352277
Probably, so I could probably just rape her since she is a Muslim?
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>>674352277
>>674352477
>>674353277
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>>674353596
he the world is burning bro, either enjoy the warmth or fuck off..
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>>674353695
k op has to rape her now
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>>674353870
he has to rape her with great justice
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>>674351635
Wouldn't Benadryl work for that?
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>>674354164
Yeah but id use like 4+ benadryl because it's not a strong imho
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will you post pics of your great journey into the unknown anon?
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