Alright /b/ who wants to gift my little sister stardew valley. She's been begging for it since it came out and I can't afford it for her. She's put it on my wishlist and has tried everything to get me to buy it. (She uses my account because she's too young to have her own) Thanks /b/ and I'll be sure to pay it forward asap.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lifelinepanc
>>674350938
>Uses little sister for an excuse to get games
>cannot afford to buy her the game
>Has done everything to to get an Indie, RPG Simulator.
quit your bullshitting OP. Adding you to give the game you pathetic piece of shit.
>>674351314
OP here, wish I was bullshitting. The knife I have screenshots of got scammed away and that was all the money I had in my bank account. I am a pathetic piece of shit for being dumb enough to trade it though
>>674351601
hmm. i don't play that game that has a knife but i guess it cost good amount of money to lose it.
what age is your sister? doubt she likes an indie RPG sim.
>>674352077
It was a Cs:go knife. My sister is 12 and has been watching a few different series' on the game since it's release. She let's me know every new update that gets released and how cool the new features are... I really want to surprise her with this
>>674352077
Forgot to mention, the knife cost me around $130 USD
>>674352657
what did you trade the item for?
>>674352784
Well it was supposed to be for $130 USD (I was going to buy her the game and some stuff for myself) but I was retarded enough to trade it to a fake middleman. He took it and ran, never saw it again
my little sister want the culling on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pisitaaa
Pirate it and add it to your library and act like you bought it, Heres a link to a legit download
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/13689691/Stardew_Valley-GOG
>>674350938
You said she, 4 times
>>674350938
Bullshit it's for your sister and that you can't afford it, go ask your mom
Why do people waste their money on stupid shit in games?
>>674353020
I don't feel comfortable with pirating, the only time I ever did I got an email from my Internet company asking me yo delete the music immediately
>>674353020
mfw this is the first thing that came to mind
>>674353040
English was never my best subject in high school
yeah im just too poor to afford games, also Harvest Moon 64 nostalgia so if anyone wants to gift me Stardew Valley so be it.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/selfishocelot
>>674353192 Then you're chances of it happening twice is even lower, i've been doing it for years. Never gotten a single warning. But even if they catch you doing it you get 3 strikes before anything actually happens. So you're completely safe.
Sent
>>674353192
you are based in the US. Fucking download a free vpn service with there 256 kb/s connection and wait about 3 hrs for it to download and no warning from you isp. they will not do shit.
It's not a bad game, but it gets old fast...
It feels like it's missing something... but I can't figure out what.
>>674353192
cant afford it and wont pirate it. fuck off.
>>674353393
I don't know man... I've heard stories of people getting Internet services cancelled for this shit. I'd rather support the creator anyways. Sister told.me something bout one guy developing the whole thing himself
>>674353192
music is a lot different from the videogame industry, they pretty much know people are gonna pirate their games
>>674353628
I wouldn't think pirating some old beatles shit should get me in trouble but it did
>>674353572 Whatever, if you don't want to make your "little sister" happy, Is she even real or did you just make that shit up to try and trick gullible newfags into buying you free shit??
>>674353572
it's a small team, and is partnered with Chucklefish, which make a really good open-world RPG called Starbound.
>>674353886 The Beatles still make alot of money today. And the people incharge of them are still really vigilant about piracy because of that
>OP
Purchased the game do i pick myself or gift trips decides OP Faith.
>>674354465
rolling for gift to me.
>>674351314
Anon is actually delivering?
>>674354465
whoa wait just a minute bro
why buy that when you can get worm unlimited for almost just as much!
put dat back and get wurms, bro
check the trips
>>674350938
Idiot just download it for free wtf... IGG games has it...
>>674354465
probably bait but rolling for me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/selfishocelot
>>674354465
Nah he's a fag, bet he doesn't deliver for OP. Am I the only one to believe his story?
>>674354785
reroll
Rolling for OP <3
>>674350938
pics of your 'little sister'
>>674354789
I believe him. I'm just kind of a dick...
reroll.
>>674354943
I'd rather not post pics so you fags can go find her and creep her shit
>>674354785
reroll x2 electrig boogaloo
Only if you post the Loli nudes.
>>674355047
it was a joke you moron, why would anyone on /b/ want pics of a 12 year old?
We want something in exchange anon.hihihi
>>674355178
>>674350938
Trading project zomboid or Nazi zombie trilogy for Awesomenauts "Starstorm dlc"
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Iamnotreallyfromkorea
Also just torrent it man, swim's sister wanted it too, so swim torrented it
>>674350938
sis' pics or gtfo
>>674354785
reroll x3 :this is most probably bait but I lost my dignity a long time ago
>>674355178
for ops story to be true. censor shit i guess.
>>674355344
This, no sister no game. Timestamp too OP
>>674354785
reroll x4: who else always picked karen on Harvest moon 64?
>>674355178
Here's her favorite monkey
>>674355675
>favorite monkey
why are your parents trying to turn your sister into a coal burner?
>>674355675
fuck you op how about a shirt that will not be that bad.
>>674354785
reroll x5: when I yawn my arm twitches, i think its parkinsons
>>674354465
rolling for op gift him the game
also my little sister wants to play ARK survival evolved /id/nukko
>>674355911
that monkey doesn't prove shit.
>>674355675
fuck the monkey
Here's some cheap ass candy that she eats
>>674355934
1 reroll for op gl
>>674354465
If trips, please give it to OP. This is for your little sister OP. I hope I win and she'll be happy today.
>>674355675
I want to put my dick between the monkey's legs and ask you lil sis to suck it
>she will think that's the monkey's penis and it's all a joke and no harm will be done
>>674354785
reroll x6: yall ever notice how a girl's panties have like the imprint of the pussy in them?
>>674356116
OP your not getting anywhere until you provide a shirt and timestamp guaranty you get the game
>>674355911
She's asleep, so i cant go get a shirt, but let me go check the laundry for you
>>674356116
yep, standard libshit coal burner starter kit, a monkey plus and enough candy to give her the diabeetus so she can't get a white man. Kill your parents OP.
>>674356230
fucking sicko. you know that means your a pedo
Op, what's it feel like to be a whore to a bunch of random Anon's for basically 15$?
>>674354465
Don't buy it...... FOR ANYONE!
>>674356388
same anon. all we ask op is definite proof that your little sis want the game and not a scam to get you it.
OP I WILL BUY FOR HER
IF SHE GIVE TITS
>>674356388
william shitner is the only pedo here
>>674356500
she is 12 wtf
>>674354785
reroll x7: looks like OP's sister just became new queen of /b/
>>674354465
gift OP's horny little sis
>>674356449
fuck off
Just a bunch of man shit. Here's some socks she wears
>>674356449
fuck off randy
fucking trips next and op got the game.
>>674356202
Roll2
>>674356449
fuck off Randy
>>674355675
Monkey cum tribute and I'll send you both a copy of the game, in fact, I'll send you £30 via PayPal because my money is worth more than your American shit
>>674354465
to OP's sis, she is a hottie
>>674356526
... did they do a recent english update??
>>674353192
Download peerblock and you won't get caught.
http://www.peerblock.com
Rolling for ops sis
>>674354785
reroll x8: i think 8 was the number of megaman x games or some shit
>>674356536
even better
>>674356526
s...sauce?
>>674356202
Roll3
>>674354465
rolling for OP
>>674356656
only one for quads you shit.
>>674356784
Teaching Feeling, look for it on kickass
>>674356784
"Life with a Slave - Teaching Feeling"
>>674354785
reroll x9: well its already 2 am here, still no trips
>>674356753
it's for the 1.18 I think. new version is 1.22, no transaltion for that one yet
>>674356202
Roll4
>>674356736
I won't offer again
>>674353192
Your ISP can't do shit you fucktard. I've gotten about 10 emails, most of them from not me downloading stupid shit on my internet. They can't prove it was you or the account holder.
>>674356202
Roll5
>>674356500
>>674356536
>>674356778
rolling for her tits again
>>674354785
reroll x10: im beggining to suspect that anon was bait...
>>674356745
how in the fuck do you know.
>>674356736
that is his sisters favorite monkey you fuck.
>>674356760
actually you can still get caught but this will lower it to about 75% 25% is not a bot.
>>674356778
ok your on the list now.
>>674356784
some anon will know. tf.
>>674356796
guess he has not give good proof.
>>674356938
virus?
Anon.....Anon take her a spy pic while she sleeps......
>>674356202
Roll6
>>674356993
So yes...
I have 1.16, and 1.22 UnTranslated... but it's a mess to try and slog through.
>>674357196
virus? whatcha talkin' bout Willis?
>>674357236
you can apply the translation from 1.16 to 1.22
will only translate menus, but it's better than nuttin
CUM TRIBUTE ON THE FUCKING CHIMP
>>674354785
reroll x11: so apart from asking for a 12 yo tits what else are we rolling for?
>>674357121
you will not get shit. not op.
>>674357269
i'm saying if it's a pirate copy else where do you get the original?
okay if she give tits, i will buy fallout 4 too
Woke her ass up for thiz, there is her little 12 year old hand, my steam, and this thread on my monitor
>>674357384
I'm rolling for comrade stalin
>>674357384
how about eleve...never mind
>>674356202
Roll7
>>674357441
it's a japanese indie game, just DL it from whatever
>>674357338
Hmmmm... did not think of that!
still, I can be patient and wait. Just installed Artificial Academy 2... so...
>>674357502
hey op if I add you and tell you a way to pirate the game without getting caught for sure, will you stop whoring your little sister out on /b/?
>>674354785
reroll x12: the reroll strikes back
>>674357502
oh hey my reroll x9
>>674356202
Roll8
>>674357502
open palm op we can tell the difference and the image is not enough proof i will add you. sorry to bother her.
>>674354785
reroll x13: OP's sister's hand looks suspiciously masculine
>>674357577
I tried that game, but didn't like it
maybe with a shota mod...
>>674357502
>big bro why are you taking a picture of my hand in front of the computer?
>Because it's better than making a monkey cum tribute
little sis is now traumatized
>>674357642
not whoring his sister anon. op doesn't have money and want to get her a game shit.
Rolling to give to Lil sis
CUM TRIBUTE ON HER HAND
>>674357791
kek
>>674357702
I was rolling for you, but I don't understand why you did this. Abandon thread.
>>674357800
same difference, this is /b/
Open palm, has a bracelet from a fair she went to recently as well.
>>674357773
so close anon. yes that is what i mean it looks like it might be ops hand.
>>674354785
reroll x14: /b/, /b/ never changes
>>674357773
close enough?
>>674357912
now take a picture with her sucking on her fingers
Still no trips? Rolling for sister
>>674350938
and your little sister is you
>>674350938
Get a job bitch
>>674357912
op
you are a terrible brother
>>674354465
Give him
Just pirate it faggot. Quit begging on /b/
>>674357912
not a 12yo girl hand
>implying to know a 12yo hand
have one on my penis already
>>674354465
seem legit enough for me
>>674354785
reroll x15: people are probably jacking it to OP's sister's hand
>>674357912
not what i mean open palm but other side where we can see her nails that is all i ask and the game is yours.
>>674357974
Wish that were my hand. I'm not nearly that skinny.
>>674354465
Lol keep it, OP needs a job
>>674354465
give to OP's cute lil sis
Can i have a game?
>>674358187
>probably
this is /b/
>>674358301
sure, gta v sound good?
>>674358187
what the fuck. ok i believe so too but i will deliver to op the only way to know it's really is her sis is to have one body part doesn't matter what like hands leg or neck to know it is legit.
>>674358351
No
Cue club2
Last one. She's tired and bitchy.
>>674357912
definitely a male hand. 19 - early twenties
>>674358301
That depends.
Do you have a 12 year old sister with suspiciously masculine hands as well?
>>674357790
did you try Artificial Girl 3 or Rapelay?
AG3 ate my life for awhile... soooo much fucking modding. It was like the Skyrim of Fapgames.
>>674354785
reroll x4^2: wow i really want this game huh?
>>674358476
post feet and the game is yours
>>674358476
Then punch her and cum tribute
>>674358502
I can manage to get one
>>674358264
i dont care for a $15 dollar game. OP has to be honest about the cause of the game to get it. want to know if he is lying. gonna get the game either way even when the thread 404.
>>674358476
>mesquite highschool
underage, report and sage
>>674358506
played Rapelay, fapped a lot and got tired of it. they should do another one
>>674358502
>>674354785
reroll x17: lol them fingernails
Look faggots, I've given about as much as I can, nobody feels like helping me out, I'll try again tomorrow and she'll be awake so I can get more body parts and time stamps for you fags, abandon thread
>>674358476
>>674358665
you dun goofed, nigger! consequences will never be the same
>>674354785
reroll x18: hopefully anon is still out there
>>674358667
eh, Japan's laws for that kinda game have gotten a bit... uptight. Even for Japan's standards.
You try "Hizashi no Naka no Riaru"??
>>674357912
That's a dudes hand right there.
Gg op
>>674358877
>I can get more body parts
will...she still be alive after?
>>674354465
give to little sister, roll
>>674358877
>she'll be awake so I can get more body parts
isnt it the other way around?
>>674354465
Give to little sister, roll 2
>>674359065
Last roll for little sister?
>>674354465
Give to little sister, roll 3
>>674359065
>>674354785
reroll x19: the amount of beer cans I can not drink
Jesus fuck, someone buy OP the fucking game and MAKE A LITTLE GRILL HAPPY
>>674358877
Never expect to get back the good that you made for helping. If you got 2% of what you did is a profit + making someone happy sometimes and never ask back feel good
>>674350938
I'll be a slut for someone, if they give me this game.
>>674354785
reroll x20: im the only one still rolling arent i?
come on now, /b
buy the game, if not for the loli, for our man Tramp
OP here, anon has sent me a friend request.. could it be?
roll for lil sisters for fucks sake
>>674354785
reroll x21: if I get Stardew Valley OP has to show lil sister