So I downloaded the "video" from the thread where the
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So I downloaded the "video" from the thread where the guy claims he fucked his sister and now this happened. Please tell me how to fix this, my parents will fucking kill me (Im 18)
Hahaha
>>674349799
Its not fucking funny
Google fake FBI virus, it's a nasty one but you can remove it.
>>674349683
Easiest is a reinstall. Avoid that thread like a plague.
>>674349683
Google "How to remove FBI virus" you fucking faggot
always wondered exactly how they were trying to make money with those spam threads. huh, now i know.
>>674349683
itś a virus it isn´t real just go get it fixed and say that you downloaded porn
>>674349938
It is funny because you are retarded
you realize this is just a scam popup right lol
>>674349683
>downloaded a crypto locker
You dun goofed and deserve to be killed for that blatant stupidity
Lmao I never do retarded shit but this totally isn't real. It can't be OP
Lmfao people still make this shit tier virus. Easy to get rid of. Just drop a quick google on it
>>674349683
Looks like you downloaded ransomware Google about an unlock key think that it's possible to unlock all your files if not system restoring to factory settings got rid of it for me
>>674349994
Do this and no problems.
>>674350053
Crypto looks like this tho
>>674349683
Reboot in safe mode, it will stop any shit like this from running on startup so you can remove it.
Only the newest of newfags would fall for this shit
>>674349683
Don't pay and get a lawyer.
Kek you stupid fuck
>>674349683
It's a scam you good OP
>>674350187
itś fucking crypto lock this is just a scam to get money look up how to remove fake fbi
>>674349683
Kek to the MOTHER FUCKING EXTREME!
just do a cold reboot
ignore it
Im googling FBI virus, thanks guys. And fuck all you retards laughing at me, like I was suppose to fucking know this would happen
Only one way nigger.
C:\Windows\System32
Delete that fuckin' folder & you're good as gold!
>>674349683
A) it's a scam.
B) how are you posting if your computer is locked? I'm guessing you're posting from another computer.
>>674350257
You're a faggot. This is a common scam. If the FBI was serious, they would bash your door in or some shit.
>>674349683
OP, dude, easiest is to go into Safe Mode with Networking, download Malwarbytes, run, and it should be gone. Malwarebytes is fucking great dude
>>674349683
You seem like the kinda guy who'd search "lolita" on imagefap
>>674350447
>I downloaded a link from a post with 200+ replies and 26 posters
>>674350376
nice meme friend
>>674350447
The fact that literally every post in those threads is an imageless, generic horny reply to OP should at least raise some red flags.
>>674350464
This!!!! It's the easiest way
dude are you a fucking retard
it was obviously b8
>>674350447
Have you turned the comp off, and unplugged it for a while? I did that for one of those and it went away.
>>674350464
Why did you tell him?
Thanks for ruining the fun
I was not done laughing at him yet
Tell your mom to post pics of your body
Maybe you should try using a Mac instead of Microsoft junk.
>>674350512
Phone
OP did your files get encrypted? If so, you're fucked, there's nothing you can do to recover them. You're going to have to factory format your PC and start from scratch.
Let this be a lesson to you. If you have important shit, back it the fuck up. Porn/video games can always be reintalled but if you have school files, work files, or just shit you can't replace, BACK IT UP.
>>674349683
Install Gentoo
>>674350447
I'm a Nigerian Prince and you seem to be a nice guy.
I have a business proposition for you!
>>674350776
Eat shit
>>674349953
>THIS
If you have access to another account on the computer, or another computer, tell me. I can guide you through fixing it.
>>674349683
SHOULDN'T THIS BE A PICTURE OF YOUR MONITOR?? OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY
>>674350524
Not OP, but let me guess
Lolita ends up with pizza
>>674349683
>>674350581
I know! Pahahaha!
>>674350613
Some of those posts make no sense! Plus they managed to type a long assed piece of text within 10 seconds of the upload :')
Also the comments being totally wrong is the best part!
>>674350967
>>674350967
Run Malwear bytes
primo b8 my man
>>674349683
Delete System 32 OP, that's the virus. Once that's gone, everything will run like normal, and probably faster.
>>674350034
No, it's actually a revaton virus... clearing takes messing with reg files, but it's possible
>>674350776
Didn't you hear? There's ransomware for macs now and macfags have never seen them before so they don't have a clue
>>674351105
Just google Imagefap troll
>>674349683
Have you tried turning it off and then back on again
>>674349683
have you tried ctrl alt del
>>674350776
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING EDGY FAGGOT
>>674349683
Just pay the $200. It's not a scam. You have been fined by FBI just pay up.
>>674349957
this
I dont even waste time/effort if i fucked up and got a virus. Just reinstall and start from scratch.
>my files
fuck you, you should have backed them up. I do.
>>674349683
You guys are fucking retards, it's a screen cap... OP is obviously trolling. Think for 2 seconds before you take the b8.
>>674349683
Thanks anon, I was curious why I saw that thread every day
Hey cuck have you tried rebooting the system?
>>674350776
OH MAYBE I WILL PAY $400 MORE FOR A SHIT COMP THAT CAN'T RUN ANYTHING ON IT. WAAAAYYYYY BETTER THAN MY BUILT PC MICROSOFT SHIT, AMIRITE?
>>674351739
yo but the j law blow job thread is the shit man, cant fap to anything else
>>674349683
I feel like this is a troll but if it's not you are the stupidest motherfucker I've ever seen for clicking on those threads.
>>674349683
Stop being a faggot trusting shady links.. dumb asss
>>674351689
Faggot OP is using a different comp. Took a picture with a potato of actual screen here
>>674350187
before he ran off like a retard
>>674352033
You are a dumb asss... -> >>674351689
It's easy op just pay 200 and your off the hook
>>674352074
You are OP, it's a screen cap off the internet, not a photo. Everyone on /b/ are fucking retards I swear.
>>674349683
you fell for that thread, nigga what are you 12
>>674349683
faggoty faggot
>>674349683
What do we have here ...
Gr8b8m8
>>674349683
HAHAHHA OP IS SUCH A RETARD KEZOZZLE HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT XDDDDD
>>674349683
>close laptop
>be a man
>own up to mistake
>tell parents
>get laptop fixed
>pay for it
>make a 12GB Ubuntu partition
>use Ubuntu instead
STOP DOWNLOADING EVERY FUCKING THING YOU SEE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?
>>674352245
Please look at the other post 674350187
You know, the other fucking post I replied to where I said "here"
And no, I'm not OP
Learn to fucking context
>>674349683
Its not real man just a really bad virus factory rests your device and it'll be fine
>>674349683
How fucking dumb do you have to be to believe this is how the FBI does things?
>>674352499
You are OP and a fucking dumb arse, just because everyone else here is dumb as dogshit doesn't mean I am.
I have to say 10/10 troll, these kids are easy to b8.
https://www.tineye.com/search/0f95e947dcf015859fad72472045bce4d76642da/
Did op try deleting system 32. I did when I had this scam virus. Worked for me. Let me know OP
>>674353288
I heard that too and the dubs confirmed it
>>674352446
WTF is wrong with you, you got baited along with every other fucking retard in this thread.
>>674351689
Ransomware...just a virus..
>>674353247
Still not OP, OP may be faggot
But you're a bigger faggot.
Here's a pic to pray your gay away
>>674353288
I was on the same boat that OP. This is what I did and it saved me.
>>674353593
Cool story bro, you are either OP or got baited by OP who posted a fucking random image from google images to bait everyone.
>>674353913
Ever think that maybe just maybe OP googled the virus on his phone since his computer is fucked, took a picture off google and used that to show us?
>>674353913
rev image searched both images, both showed. Prolly right. You get another pic
Happened to me when I was a kid, I was on some really shifty porn site, and I freaked the fuck out, like going crazy and shit, but luckily it was at like 2 am. I just restarted the computer and it was fine, and did a virus scan.
>>674349683
Just dont pay bro lolol the feds would just come they wouldnt hold your gear ransom til they got there
>>674354254
Thanks Anon, I am not sure when expecting every thread to be bait stopped.
The problem I have is after all the mental conditioning I do this IRL far too much.
>>674350447
if you didnt think some sketchy shit was going to happen when clicked on that link, you need to lurk moar. I see 5 of those same shit threads a day.
top zozzel
OP here, my computer is currently being returned to factory default, I dont want to take any risks. Thank you all for your help. I dont care what reddit says, you guys are pretty cool
>>674354620
Fuck it, feeling generous. Have another broski
>>674354995
I was actually hoping you would post some traps
>>674355120
I like your taste, anon.
>>674349683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4sy2-SMhL8
It's scammers that use the MokeyPak card. It's not real. Chill out fucking faggot.
>>674354934
10/10 OP
>>674355397
You faggot I was joking lol
>>674355397
Here's another
>>674355607
lol
Any other requests?
>>674351826
Not everyone is poor and thinks $400 is a lot.
>>674349683
I seriously came within a hair's length of trying one of those links. Thanks for solving that mystery for me.
>>674355778
Yes. I could really go for some milfs, not just any milfs, 90 year old milfs mmmmm
>>674350153
>There's been a new version of FBI every week for 4 years
>>674355798
$400 MORE
I built myself a $1k shit box. No clue how to benchmark that shit, but hey, I can play GTAV on max 1920 x 1080 and can 3D model with shitty Maya. I'm happy.
>>674349683
Pay the fine and it'll go away. I've done it before. Computer actually ran faster afterwards.
>>674349683
i dont know why. sex isnt something we can dictate... and incest is legal in most states in the america. the social programmers bro. im warning you.
>>674355947
Unlike some OPs here, I deliver
>>674349683
Ask your sister.
>>674349683
Looks fake. Probably a virus
>>674350447
Yeo so FBI removal isn't simple. Take it from a pro, reinstall.
>>674356319
THIS IS THE FBI, DELETE THAT PICTURE AND PAY A $200 FINE LIKE OP OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. THIS IF YOUR FINAL WARNING
>>674356525
>probably
Get Malwarebytes, boot in safe mode by hitting F8 when your PC is loading, install Malwarebytes and run it.
how about the source of that sister video OP? I need it for science.
>>674356553
I call, and raise you Weev's whereabouts.
>>674349683
Don't know if it's been solved, but Ive had these before.
Turn off computer and hit F8 while starting up. Hit the option Repair Windows (or start in safe mode with cmd).
Type "rstrui.exe" into the cmd prompt, and restore to a point from before you fell for the fucking retarded bait
lmao hijack-malware. It's definitely fake. A lot of them will encrypt your shit if you don't pay. If it's web browser locked, you can get out of it. If it's on your SYSTEM, you're fucked.
>>674356553
Not sure if actual law in place that makes granny porn illegal or am being gullible as fuck
>>674356868
>had this before
>Calls others retarded for falling for it
Sweet child
>>674356673
>shrug
Also how fucking old is OP? How could you not know?
>>674349683
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>674357037
Think OP said he's 18
>>674356683
>install in safe mode
>>674349683
pay fine or be attested by fbi
Kek
The FBI wont tell you if your doing something bad they will just show up for you at your door
>>674357035
I got it from one of those pop ups that come up on porn sites (new window ones, hit near the X, so it clicked on the actual ad), I wasnt some dumbfuck like OP that went to a site, and hit download
Now do you understand why
>i ain't clickn' dat shit nigga
>>674349683
this is a very good bait. 7/10.
>>674357124
http://www.intowindows.com/how-to-install-uninstall-programs-in-safe-mode-in-windows-78-1/
>>674357301
>Does't have porn site without popups
>Still clicked in a blatant fake
OH you
>>674349683
fakin newfag, you deserve that i hope yuo parents never let oyu have a computer again and 4chan will be free of you
>>674349683
The fbi won't charge you to unlock your computer dummy they'll break down your door
It's ransomware. A hospital in California just paid a shitload to get their computers back online.
>>674349683
Are you new to the internet or what? Those threads are bait and it's clear as fuck.
It's not the FBI, tell your parents you downloaded some game and it was a virus, have them take it to a shop.
And get the fuck out of /b/ you cancerous 14yr old newfag.
>>674350025
this is true
>>674350245
this
>>674349683
Ok op, unplug/pull the battery out of your comp. Its an easy fix. I've gotten this thing several times myself... mostly on various beast videos.
>>674349683
>my parents will fucking kill me
And they have every right to do so, you retard.
Whoever believe's this shit is a fucking retard, holy fuck, if there's people as stupid as you then the guy that made this shit virus must be making bank
