Help me /b/
my girlfriend was looking at my phone and she found my counter app and stormed out and now she won't return my texts. What do I do? Why is she so mad about this?
she's my first gf I can't lose her.
Help? Anyone?
>>674349669
she is making something up to fight with you.
>>674350297
why the fuck are you counting
are you like five OP?
>>674349669
you fucking stupid ass. if i was your gf and i had that app and showed it to my males friends how would you feel. tell her to fuck you more often
This is bait.
>>674350399
why do girls do this?
>>674350442
She;s my first and I just wanted to know so I can see if I can beat my score with the next one
>>674350541
I'm 19
I vote OP should die in a fire while playing with his counter app. Can I please get a second on the motion?
>>674350751
seconded
>>674350647
>beat my score with the next one
You just proved you're a faggot. Why cry all over this If you already plan to get another one
>>674350647
you deserve to lose her you dumb fuck
>>674350855
Well I don't want to lose her but I'm young and I don't think I'll marry her but I think I can boost my numbers for a while still
>>674350814
motion is officially carried. please abandon thread immediately.
OP - please have someone tack pictures of your faggot ass burning so we can have a fun time with a new thread that actually is interesting.
Lol you're such a fag fire doing this. Who the fuck keeps count?
>physical keeps count
Remedy?
>kill yourself
>>674349669
So well settle for this score and beat it with your next girl and send her a screen of the counter
>>674351026
Why? I didn't do anything wrong I'm just keeping score for myself
Lmao a counter app
>douchebag.rar
>>674351145
Retard, it's suppose to be like this
>motion for OP to burn granted
>>674350630
This dude is right, you aught to be ashamed you only fucked her twice. You're a cuck straight up
>>674351245
If you can't see what you're doing is wrong, you might have a social and mental disorder
>diagnosis: autism
This is OPs ex girlfriend. i dumped his ass because he sucks cock and i'm not into that. he also was spending too much money on ass napkins due to his loose anus. just wanted the real word to be out there.
>>674350751
>>674350814
>>674351145
>>674351155
fuck you guys if you're not going to help me fix this leave
>>674351445
I don't have autism, my mom had me tested when I was 12 and I dont
Why so low on the BJs dawg?
>>674351576
by the way you type there is clearly something wrong
>>674351495
OP...really...just kill yourself now. save all of /b/ from your dumbass.
>>674351495
This pleeb autistic answer.
>>674351576
This autistic answer
>you're autistic.
where's the fucking banana or spiderman when you need them.
>>674349669 Are those figures for every pump you get in ya gawd damn virgin
>>674349669
>Help me /b/
>my girlfriend was looking at my phone and she found my counter app and stormed out and now she won't return my texts. What do I do? Why is she so mad about this?
>she's my first gf I can't lose her.
Dude you are an idiot, you are the kind of guy the human race doesn't need... you fucking retarded.
>>674351495
>>674351724
>>674351767
I'm fine I have a job and im not a neet I'm just a regular guy. This isn't about me it's about her, help me fix this
>>674349669
Damn OP your girl now thinks its all a game to you. Don't quantify on something she cares for. Now you have to show her that you made a mistake and be a nice guy
> she made a sissy out of you
or get the.next and beat that score
>>674351863
why the fuck did you quote the entire op
>>674351951
>it's about her not me
>you're the issue.
>>674351951
she had every right to be pissed off at your autistic behavior, you're the problem here
>>674349669
>Rogers
She figured out you were Canadian
>>674352015
So if I apologize and be nicer she'll take me back? honestly I don't want to lose her the two times we had sex were the best thing in my life
>>674352249
Eh buddy
OP identified....
Not OP here but what exactly is wrong with keeping track of times you've had sex?
OP you're a retarded piece of shit, been with roughly 9 girls in my life, not a ton, but not bad for 21, and I'd never ever this fucking retarded. None of us would, there isn't fixing this, your girlfriend saw just how much you seemingly don't care about her.
You're fucking lucky she even let you put your retarded dick in her pussy, you fucking bitch. If I was her I'd break up with you, I mean she can get another man, you can't get another girl if you do this shit.
>>674351093
Where are you situated on the spectrum?
>>674352447
if you can count how many "times" it's too few. just caulk yourself up as a possible homo and keep moving forward.
>>674352637
But what if it is like 800 times?
>>674349669
>never getting to 4th base
Although this is clearly a bait thread, fuck that bitch for going through your phone OP. Punch her in the lip the next time that shit happens
>>674352447
I mean you can in your head, but to have it written down or anything of the such is retarded. Some part of you literally said, "I'm noting this down" as if part of you knew you're even lucky she let you touch her
>>674352637
I'm not gay i've had sex twice
>>674352811
i didn't write it down I used an app
>>674352447
>>674351093
I think the biggest problem for her would be the fact that you are keeping count so you can beat it later on which tells her you plan to leave her one day. Even if its true you never let her know that.
Want a tip OP, Dont let her see shit on your phone. ive been with my gf for 5+years and shes never seen past the lock screen.
>>674352941
Oh cause there is a big difference there you autistic fuck
>>674352333
yeah but you have to make a big appologie like in the movies ya know. Find out what she likes. Tell her you were stupid. Suprise her with flowers and a gift. Tell her how you feel. Tell her she is nilot only a number and you well kept count cause you are a stupid young boy and this is.what young boys do but you realized that it is.more to you. And look like you mean it
>>674352941
>>674353341
41 on 41 violence!
>>674353469
She works at Red Robin, maybe I could go in and ask to be seated in her section and then when she comes to my table I could get down on my knees and apologize and give her flowers? she wont talk to me right now
>>674353767
Well might be to embarassing for her. But you can sit there say sorry and give her a letter or something
>>674354047
yeah but how will I no if she reads it? Can I make her read it before she leaves
>>674350647
You're 19 and this is your first GF? Go kill yourself you beta loser
Lmfao
>>674354507
Nah you have to handle it with dignity she will read it if she isn't a stupid brat. Apologise in the letter. Tell her that you want to talk about it. And wait for her move
>>674353713
He deserves it if he is gonna be retarded. Like he is thinking of going to red robin and giving her flowers. That isn't gonna fix the problem, he will have to admit to her what he was doing.
And the thing is he might be autistic enough to tell her why he keeps count
>>674354760
Thanks i'm gonna to do this.
>>674354798
Im not autistic, I told you I was tested and it was good
This thread is fucking gold
>>674349669
kill yourself you piece of shit
>>674349669
So newfag you couldn't even remember your own times with your girlfriend, Op is puttin up some real b8
>>674354798
come one.he is a 19yr old copperhead. He done it.because he is 19yrs old man. We all had lists ;) but we werent so stupid and named it like this
>>674349669
What is a counter app?
>Be OP
>Be fucking outdoor
>"Fuck, I forgot the phone!"
>Stop fucking and go back home
>>674354947
>>674355226
See I am 21, I am not this stupid, I was never this stupid. You can't do that in anyway that a bitch can find out.
>>674350647
"I can't lose her."
"She;s my first and I just wanted to know so I can see if I can beat my score with the next one"
Nigga, you're sending some mixed signals. You either value her, or you don't. So take the loss, and go beat your score. Or stop acting like a jackass. FFS
Toasting in this epic bread, might as-well piss some people off
Fuck America, Donald Trump is going to cause WW3 and all you fat cunts are going to be sitting there begging for your next fucking Big Mac
>>674355807
>"
Newfag...
Also probably American, you fat cunt
>>674355944
Suck me off, please.
>>674355454
You are more retarded than OP, fuck you.
Go back to shoving Big Macs down your fucking throat, you fat cunt
>>674356086
Typical fucking American, so used to sex that he is on an image bored telling someone to do naughty things to them..
Please fuck off
>>674354947
You sure are autistic, you just won't admit it.
Holy shit you're that kind of special, aren't you?
>>674356030
Thank you for agreeing. Honestly I hope this fucker is real, she leaves him for a nigger, and he gets cucked and never a lower to reproduce if he is gonna do this shit
>>674356383
What kind of special? You fucking dumb american.. You can barely speak fucking English because you are to busy shoving fucking Taco bell down your throat
>>674356366
I said please. What's so wrong with fatty wanting a little action?
>>674354798
The sad thing is his relationship is still gonna fail over the bad service at that Red Robins
>>674356657
Here we go America, as soon as they fail... they give up, thats why you are all so fucking fat, im sure you probably have terrible hygiene too!
>>674356678
I fucking hope so. I bet she can't be much worse of a waitress than girlfriend if she has only let him in her cunt twice
>>674356911
For real, op needs to man up and fuck her more often if only he keeps fingering her, she getting all the pleasure. He is just being a cuck
>>674356885
Well yeah, but... Shit man, I put my everything into fapping to skanks on Facebook, I don't have the time or energy to take care of maintenance.
Just tell her you were keeping count and it's all in the past. Tell her the past shouldn't matter and try to get her to think about the present and that's hopefully still with you.
>>674356911
>>674357136
>Posting in a derailed thread
>>674351576
kek
>>674357189
Spin it harder as the guys in wak the dog
Just come out as autistic. maybe then she'll understand why the fuck you were so retarded
>>674350751
Motion for op to die in a fire while playing with his counter app passed ....because op is a faggot
>>674357136
Totally dude
She stormed out on you for a combination of a few reasons:
1. She thinks the sex is nothing more to you than a game or a notch in your belt. She feels used.
2. She thinks you might be showing it to your friends to brag or make fun of her or whatever.
3. It's kind of fucking weird and you shattered whatever image she had of you in her mind.
>>674357952
>Actually taking the b8
>>674349669
It doesn't matter what you do, dude. You're socially retarded. That part of your brain just doesn't work. You'll never get it, and you'll never keep a girlfriend or even a male friend.
Obviously you have to tell her that that was a different Leah you were counting with.
>>674353767
Don't do this. She might have already told her work friends what happened and you'd just be the weird, crazy boyfriend cornering her at work.
>>674353469
Advise for pansies. It's not about looking sorry, jesus man.
Fellow anons, forgive op's faggotry this time. He's new.
Op, stop your beta now, reform.
Advise: Lie. "Sweetheart, being with you is special to me. I look at the times we've been together and remember them when we're apart. The app is gone and I'd like to look at this as a lesson. A way to grow together. Every guy has a place only for them and mine is my phone. Its both a matter of privacy and level of trust, so dont violate it. Communication is better than investigation."
>Tldr: Lie. Nothing to see here, fuck out my stuff bitch.
