Alright /b/ I'm getting circumcised tomorrow morning.
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Alright /b/
I'm getting circumcised tomorrow morning.
Ask me anything
>>674346166
YEAHHH!!
>>674346166
Why?
>>674346166
Why the fuck would you do that?
>>674346166
send here
>>674346166
It's a mistake, i did it in my 20s and i regret it.
My head gets dry like a fucking sponge and it's fucking weird.
Also sex wasn't the same.
how cucked are you
why
>>674346520
>>674346439
Tight foreskin, could never really pull it back when erect.
It's torn a couple of times during sex, notice the light band of scar tissue
>>674346621
yea, I know its gonna be different, and weird, but its pretty shitty now.
It's like having a thick skin condom on all the time. I rarely feel BJ's and i rely on sound a lot to get me off, not so much physical pleasure.
pic: semi chub pulling back
>>674346808
Why don't you first try stretching techniques?
Remember that you can never get your foreskin back. You will lose sensation, gliding action, the ability to fap without lube, and your glans will dry out.
This is a permanent amputation you are talking about. There is no going back.
>>674346808
what a retard
literally giving up feeling because he doesn't know how to stretch the skin on his own dick
enjoy your jewdick
OP wants more jews on his dick so he marketing it as 10% off
>>674347374
lmao
there are other techniques less destructive like dorsal slits, get more info because you'll regret it
Don't let the surgeon impose you something.
>>674347146
did stretching for a few months about 2 years back, had some good results, but thats then it tore.
I got too confident and tore it by going too rough/4 times in a day with my ex.
Tried stretching again for a year, no progress. Urologist even said that scar tissue doesn't really stretch
>>674347146
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19172103
http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/
>>674347580
i think that would have looked even more fucked up. If i was older and didnt care about the looks of it, then maybe
>>674347639
>can't even use his own dick without breaking it
people like you need to wear a helmet when you go outside
I'm in a similar boat, I have a tight rigid/ridged band and frenulum breve so I can't pull back fully when hard.
Tried stretching but my doctor refused to prescribe any kind of steroidal cream or whatever so my frenulum tore and the band became very sore and scarred a bit.
Anyway OP, are you in the US?
Is it considered cosmetic surgery?
Is the precedure covered by insurance?
Is it being performed by a urologist?
Sorry for the battery of questions but it's an awkward subject that I don't like talking about in public.
>>674347639
Why not do a preputioplasty?
It's not as radical as circumcision.
>>674348005
blame the shtty sex ed i got, i didn't even know it was supposed to retract when erect until i was in grade 11.
I just figured all the ones in porn were circed, so you could see the head (which most were)
>>674347683
the first site is a good source. The second site however is likely a propaganda site, and not a reputable source. Learn to evaluate source quality, mate.
>>674348358
tight frenulum what my main thing was when i was stretching originally, the doctor did prescribe me steroid creme though.
I'm in Canada, so it is all covered as long as i said it causes pain during sex (mostly if i over do it in a day). I think its not classified as cosmetic because it causes pain.
Yea, theres a urologist in my city that performs it (date got pushed back twice because of people with dick cancer though)
>>674347683
cream defiinitely worked before the tear, but once the scar was there and started spreading, it had no effect.
At least i had stretched to the point where it will go back flaccid, allowing me to clean it. Pic related.
>>674348377
>>674348377
I think it would just look weird. I at least want to have one of the two norms. If i was already married and settled down, the that would be more appealing.
>>674347301
lol thats funny. 90 % of white americans are circumsized. The only reason why circumcision averages are lower than this in america is because niggers and spics don't get circumsized.
>>674347146
>the ability to fap without lube
I easily fap without lube
>>674349605
Preputioplasty results don't look weird.
https://preputioplasty.wordpress.com/
just make sure they only take the foreskin. Dr's handwriting is shit
>>674349615
That's why white people are always salty. No feeling with their jewdick
>>674350274
still looks like its mostly exposed to the same wear and tear as a circ, but the frenulum is in tact. I know mine is still tight/scarred , i don't know if i would run into problems still.
>>674346166
can i ask you a question OP?
can you feel any pleasure on the foreskin covering your head?
have fun peeing xD
Foreskin master race!
>>674350242
Yeah I'm not sure what he's on about. Parents cut me and I fapped without lube from 15 on until college when I found out that's not how everyone else did it. I'll use lotion sparingly and only occasionally as it makes the session much more intense.
>>674349615
I'm a spic and I'm circumcised. Asked my parents about it, since it happened before i could remember, and they said the doctor told them it was good for the health of the baby. The Doctor may or may not have been a jew.
>>674350766
i honestly feel very little during sex. If she isn't loud (or we have to be quiet), i have a hard time achieving orgasm. I have to really focus on what is going on and really focus on getting there.
so i can't imaging it being any worse after the surgery, because it sucks now. I can only enjoy a BJ if we're 69ing because then she's making noise as well.
>>674350951
do you not pull your skin back when you pee? I imagine it will be exactly the same once I'm circed.
>>674351188
lol, are you blaming the jews for your parents getting you circumsized? Also, nice dubs.
>>674346166
Me win!
Oh, and the worst part?
I cant have sex for 6 week recovery, and probably can't fap until 4 weeks at the earliest!
i haven't gone that long since elementary school.
>>674351528
me when i cant take the 4 weeks of no fapping and bust my stitches
Anyways, I gotta get some rest before the surgery tomorrow,
I'll make sure to take some pics and post em.
enjoy the last ever pics of my natural dick
Should i do it ?
>>674353098
not unless you have a reason to.
>>674353631
Is my uncut dick ugly ?
>>674350758
You can also get a frenuloplasty, or if really necessary, a frenectomy.
All of these things are still less drastic than a circumcision.
It's not too late to change your mind.
Stretching techniques?? Congrats on joining the rest of the civilized,progressive,evolving world. Prosperity,blowjobs and success will now be yours.
>>674346166
call it off before it is too late.
Get it done. These euro fags are chicken shit. No more smegma cheese dick.
>>674353852
looks like a dick. if it works the way it is, why change it?
>>674346166
That's an aesthetic penis, no homo. Shame you're gonna be cutting it. Have you tried steroid cream stretching?
>>674346166
Really honestly don't do it, I did and I've hated it ever since. Just stretch it out and stick with it, you will get there eventually.
>>674346166
keratin buildup literally means less sensitivity.
>>674354517
Those stains on her shirt... I wonder where they came from.
Christ listen to you cucked bastards. Try creams. Try stretching. Try Dorsel slits??? He's getting a professional medical procedure by a doctor. Maybe they don't gave them in the third world shit hole you come from. Maybe your little helmet cock club will be down a member. He'll definitely get more chicks.
>>674346166
It's about damn time! Your dick will look 100 times better.
>>674346808
Dorsal slit bro. Google it. Beats a full circumcision in literally every possible way.
Hahahahahs. Uncircumcised losers. Hahaha.
>>674355056
>>674355165
>>674355275
Oh look, Israeli bastards are here!
Not googling shit. My dick is normal. No dick cheese. No stretching. Works great. Why? Because my parents loved me enough to circumcise me.
Nice quads
>>674350242
Its because your dicks always splooging blood from where you had your dick mutalated as a child by a foreskin hungry jew demon
I would give anything to be intact and have the damage done to me undone. Every dollar I have, my home, my car, every video game I own, and I'd gladly throw in every drop of my parent's blood to sweeten the deal.
>>674355165
this, although i wouldnt get it done as an adult and i would never get it done to my son, im glad it was done to me, my dick is fuckin beautiful
Welcome to manhood OP. Welcome.
How much is it going to cost you? Been thinking about it recently.
>>674355646
> foreskin hungry jew demon
