if you were electedpresident of the USA tomorrow, what would be your first order of business?
Browns GTFO
masturbation
make anime real
trips for everyone for a week
>>674332273
Make America great again
>>674332383
does that include pic related?
>>674332273
Suck my secretaries dick
>>674332273
transfer my office to Donald Trump.
>>674332636
the first /b/ answer
>>674332668
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
sell America to Russia
>>674332273
Nuke the planet and end it once and for all
I'd nominate Cenk Uyger for Supreme Court
OP here, who would be your Vice President?
>>674332823
wrong jew nigger
Buy peanuts.
>>674332823
it's called snow, you black asshole.
Release all the aliens from Area 51
Make America Great
>>674332273
kill donald trump, then resign and let bernie sanders take care of it.
>>674332273
Impressively real. Here is the good news: God sent his Son Jesus Christ to die for our sins. Jesus was buried and rose again. Everyone that simply believes on Jesus Christ will have eternal life in Heaven. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved - Acts 16:31.
I'd make weed legal nationally and smoke a joint of purp with snoop dog on the top of the White House
>>674333233
ayy lmao
>>674333374
ok sweet, I guess then I can do whatever the fuck I want since I'll be forgiven anyway, hello orgies and bdsm
>>674333361
this.
>if you were electedpresident of the USA tomorrow, what would be your first order of business?
I would draft and sign an executive order to immediately change the valid date of the election.
*ahem*
>>674333805
way to nitpick on the internet aspie
>>674332273
Make Bernie Sanders my VP, then kill myself.
>>674332273
Publicly execute every lobbyist in Washington DC.
>>674334119
you can just resign ya know?
>>674332273
Have my gestapo hunt down all of the registered Democrats and liberals and anti 2nd amendment shitstains and final.solution their asses. Then start on mudslimes black panthers and BLM and Mexican mob and cartel faggots
>>674334119
kill yourself first.
Flat 15% tax rate on income. Repeal obamacare. Toy with single payer healthcare. (Everyone gets healthcare. Would love to see it set at a flat rate for everyone, but optional.)
Pull back some military funding.
Try to implement free public college, or a system that they only pay for the percentage they miss.
Fuck the 15/hr minimum wage movement up. Want more? Work more.
Knock a bunch of moochers off welfare. Oh, you weigh the same as a smart car? Not a disibility. Walk you fat fuck.
Require a handicap card to use the handicap scooters in stores. My dad lost control of the right side of his body after a brain tumor. That's a disability. You have no idea how many times we had to wait for some fat fuck to get off the scooter, and walk out.
>>674332273
>Delete 4chan
>Resign
Accept the statue in my honor, proceed to fuck myself.
>>674334255
so much autism in so little words
>>674334220
Yeah I did get a little fucking extreme now that you mention it.
>>674332636
lol
>>674334354
That was actually quite a few words.
give a worldwide address, where i announce the complete renunciation of the use of nuclear, chemical and biological agents for any purpose, including self defense, and call on all world leaders to make the same pledge.
>>674334464
And even more autism.
Make illegal to women use of pants
>>674333625
the precise logical flaw in christianity, showing its unsupportable as a philosophy. all dogma is philosophically invalid, as it contains self conflicting principles. no system of thought can be completely free of self contradiction. go for a real world based system of inquiry, like buddhism, instead.
>>674334319
you cant do these things without congressional approval. we dont need a dictator
>>674334776
Durrr.. you have an opinion that is different than mine .. you must be autistic.. hurr. Shut the fuck up!!
You have to be a liberal. If anyone disagrees with you you lose your shit.
>>674334667
Cuck
>>674332273
Kill the 4chan mods
>>674335465
>killing something with no life
>>674333374
Wrong! Simply believing in christ is NOT enough. Jesus christ himself said "faith without works is death" if you pretend to be Christian for all of the rewards and don't follow the word, you are going to die.
>>674335278
>says the faggot who just said he'd have the gestapo final solution everyone who disagreed with him
>>674335760
>himself
Just a story book man
>>674335760
Jesus was more pragmatic than people give him credit for, it's all the bullshit we tie with Christianity now a days that makes the religion so laughable
>>674332273
Propose a bill to set term limitations for all members of Congress, and the Supreme Court.
Oh my bad, too serious? Sorry this is /b... umm finger my butt hole in the oval office.
>>674335962
Prove he existed
>>674335839 I would eliminate the people who actively are destroying the country. Not simply.disagreeing with me
Finish what hitler started
>>674336075
Nah most of those people are p cool m8.
>>674335962
The teachings of false religion have poisoned the word. The catholics and hell fire faggots have destroyed christianity
>>674336075
being sprayed fucking sucks
>>674332273
Too much responsibility, an hero
>>674332273
Free guns and health care for everyone!
Mandatory abortions and marijuana!
>>674336268
BLM, panthers and Mexican mob are cool? Are you a trying to bait me? I almost triggered
>>674332273
id make every watch this
http://animated-adult-gifs.blogspot.ca/2014/01/cute-girls-with-nice-asses-dancing.html
>>674336294
>blaming one particular sect
I just think any religion, no matter how old will be viewed through the lens of the current culture, and right now that culture is dumbass people in the USA countryside who can't run two brain cells together
>>674336539
You seem to trigger easily.
Force every scientist on Earth to work together to create a propulsion system that hurls the Earth into the Sun.
>this thread
suddenly all of the Trump shilling makes sense
>>674336646
Please enlighten me on the bible. I am a southerner who in your eyes has no knowledge of the book. You are obviously well versed in scripture
>>674336539
seems like to like to dish out autism, but when it comes your way you get bitchy and defensive, ironically you're acting like the worst people on the radical left
>>674332273
>Shut all foreign bases and aid down.
>all available jobs in the country will be in a single database, all vacancies will be available to qualified matches, people & employers choose their jobs & employees, everyone can see who is available. Everyone picks a job, whether they work it or schedule vacation. In case if a shortfall in available work to be done, workweek durations will be adjusted to ensure all citizens have hours available to them.
No citizens will be taxed on their labor, because that is unethical bondage and discourages work.
Anyone can change jobs & employees if they suck. Anyone not showing up to their agreed upon job & generally being a nigger gets exiled to Mexico to see how they like street life there.
Also football is outlawed, and I fund the shit out of the Space program with 1/100th the $ we saved building up US Defense instead of World Offense, and we all go to the moon to have anti-gravity orgies with Emma & Chloe clones on weekends.
Also, Emma & Chloe clones.
>>674332383
>>674332621
answer racist fuck
>>674332273
>Include a higher tax bracket ~ 50% for those making in excess of 1M/year.
>>674332273
Detonate every nuke in every silo simultaneously
>>674332954
Or Judge Judy
>>674337064
are you pro life?
cause the bible isn't.
Numbers 5:27
>>674332273
resign kek
Remove speed limits because I'm not a retard.
>>674332899
The first sensible answer...
>>674337651
zozzle this post
>>674334119
Ha, good call
>>674337606
That's not abortion you twit. It refers to loss of fertility for those women who disgrace theory marriage by infedelity
>>674334220
Then his death wouldn't matter
>>674337998
who then are advised to drink a magic potion that makes them miscarry. hence abortion, I went to Christian school for 10 years bitch I can do this all night
>>674336294
>Catholics
>ruined Christianity
lol yeah, blame Roman Catholicism, for "ruining" Christianity. They only invented Christianity you fucking tool. It's their ball, their court, their rule book. You faggits are interpreting their book, that they wrote, and claiming to know it better than they do, without any of the history of the Vatican at your disposal. You're fucked in the head.
>>674337998
Yeh, somehow God thinks it's perfectly acceptable to abort your pregnancy if you got knocked up out of wedlock.
As usual, his fucking illiterate followers are several thousand years behind on this, and every other ethical message in the work.
>>674337515
1st decree - legalize marijuana (anyone that previously blocked its legalization is banished)
2nd decree - No more pollution, No more car exhausts, No more ocean dumping, we will travel in tubes.
3rd decree - No more rich people or poor people, from now on we'll be the same...people.
Build a wall between each state
>>674338239
They denied the book to be translated so they could tell people what it says. God forbids idolatry, the act of sainthood these things are the basis of catholicism
Hell and eternal soul is a continuation of the original lie. Satan told eve you won't die. That's the basis of the idea of an eternal soul. The bible says there is no works for you in death. No happy no sad no pain pleasure. Nothing! Only hope for resurrection. To earth. Not heaven.. it says repeatedly that you will inherit the earth not heaven. All lies from false religion
Watch tentacle porn in the situation room
>>674336065
lol I can't, im not saying he existed. but these ideas obviosily have made an impact, im more talking about what he says in the bible. How the fuck would I know if he was a real person? I was told that the Romans kept strict records and they have a record of crucifying someone named Jesus around that time but who knows
>>674338955
you're a motherfucking...
GOD!
Fuck ur mom xD
>>674338955
This song is this thread incarnate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yEP5WJNPI
>>674335004
TLDR?
If i use fancy words ill sound smart without having to tell everyone how many fedoras i own! - the post.
Lock up all elected politicians as traitors to the country and declare myself king.
>>674337417
Youre the cancer of this country
>>674337606
>Not reading kjv
>>674339639
The real welfare is being given to the Corporations, not the people.
>>674339848
True that.. my new world translation has no mention of abortion. Only LOSS Of FERTILITY AND Shame FOR THE CHEATING whore
>>674339868
Oh god it hurrtss it hurrttssss
>>674335862
>>674336065
Jesus existing as a living person in history if a widely accepted fact by historians.
him doing all his sky wizzard stuff is whats not. i was so glad when i was no longer forced to go to church with my parents. it was a waste of a good sunday that i could have spent playing video games.
They keep trying to get me to come back by dropping not so subtle hints fucking everywhere... But i can see their hoof prints all over that shit from a mile away. The world is such a better place when you are smart enough to see sky wizzardy for what it is.
Light a blunt
Make a fat tax by taxing sodas and other junk foods and allow insurance companies to drop fat people from their collective average pay rate and put them on fat people's only insurance group. Thus fat people have to pay along with other fat people taking up the high portions of insurance pay outs.
>>674340680
They do it with smokers and people who drink alot. Why the fuck not fat asses?
All 3 of those are poor life style choices.
>>674340157
bitch, the american worker has never been more productive, but wages have stagnated. Do you see this as an issue? Or do you not care? Real capitlism is dead, the real money being made sucked out of the economy through tax cuts and no bid contracts, not by being competitive in the market. Youre view of the world will have us all living in shanty towns under the shadow of mansions. Im not in favor of giant tax rates for working people, or for redistribution in general. But if you think that Multi national corportations haven't high jacked the system in thier favor then you are either incredibly uninformed.
>>674340035
I think you misunderstood. What I was saying was the kjv is the least corrupted English version of the bible. Keep in mind that I'm not familiar with the new world translation
>>674341129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea
>>674341042
I know right? Poor lifestyle choices should be taxed heavily.
>>674332273
Cut government subsidies on unsustainable farms.
Offset lost productivity by initiating a work program for wellfare recipients.
>just realized i reinstituted slavery in some form
>>674332273
genocide for all niggers.
>>674341463
work program for welfare recipents, or in other words, a job haha
>>674341487
This
>>674332273
set off all kinds of nukes around the world.
1. allow marijuana with proof of concealed carry permit so as to stop the chronic stoners/autists who just smoke all day and dont have a job
2. Nationwide concealed carry reciprocity. Also allow you to carry long arms loaded in vehicle legally nationwide. If the gun that you have is legal in your state and you go to another state with it, still legal
3.Stop all foreign aid to Israel
4.allow people to have volunteer self armed militias go to places like Iraq and Syria to fight with our army, institute a regulatory process so that we dont inadvertently help ISIS
5.reduce vehicle emissions regulations so that they make sense
6. Repeal the Firearm Owners Protection Act of 86 in its entirety so that Full auto can be made again for citizens provided they do all the necessary work and pay tax stamp.
7. Supressors are not regulated, can buy it as easily as buying a muffler
8.End Prism
9.stop investing money in schools that charge too much for tuition until they stop spending money on useless shit like diversity training and politically charged guest speakers. Increase government aid towards majors that are in demand and useful, take away money from shit like philosophy and Womens studies
10.add black lives matter to the terrorist watch list
11. Add new provision for government programs that assist unwed mothers so that after first child if they want government child support they will have to become sterilized or pay for the kid themselves
12. Declassify hallucinogens as schedule 1 drugs
13.allow cigarette companys to advertise more so long as they are not targeting children specifically
14.allow cigarettes to be flavored things other than just menthol
15.end common core
>>674341487
If we did this, then many Olympic records will forever be set in stone.
>>674332273
Go have a beer with the top military brass and get and sitrep.
>>674341191
What's that for¿ proof of the origins of false religion? Constantine was a pagan. And adulterated christianity with pagan rites like easter and christmas to appease the pagan population and help ease them into christianity.
>>674341191
What specifically are you trying to show me? I'm open to whatever but I don't know what you're trying to show me.
waterboard Donald Trump. just so he knows what torture really is
>>674341693
Im down with most of what youre wanting to do man but cant we do something more than taking the hallucinogens down? I say make them legal as long as no driving/dangerous things are performed. Dangerous as in to other people.
>>674332273
>approve the Keystone pipeline
>begin auditing the Fed
>replace Scalia
>begin reforming the IRS and simplify the tax code
>rollback Obama's executive orders
>reopen Gitmo
>begin building the great wall of Mexico
>>674341693
Are you me?
The only thing I disagree with is >take away money from shit like philosophy and Womens studies
And I only disagree with the philosophy part.
>>674341693
1. yes
2. sure, as long as that person is mentally stable and doesnt have a history of being unsafe with guns, like letting kids shoot.
3. Taper it off slowly, but in essence, yes.
4. Good luck controlling volunteer militias, they need to have a set goal in mind and the resources backing them up. And make sure there is some accountability lest they commit war crimes like PFC's
5. Idk about this one, better off giving tax incentives to cleaner compainies.
6. Full auto should be only if you go through a rigorous process of psyche evaluation and safety training but ok.
7.why tho...
8. YES YES YES YES YES
9. Just because a major has no value in your mind, doesnt mean it has no value. I just think there should be accountability with how the schools pay thier Presidents etc..
10. Youre an asshole
11.Government required sterilization? And Ill bet you claim to be for small government smh
12. Yes
13. No, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkkMhKEfOqw.
14. sure.
15. Yes, we need much more flexibility in education.
>>674332273
I would nuke Russia, Great Britain, China, France, Israel, Pakistan, India, and Latvia.
I make 27k/year
I would take the 400,000$/yr pay you get and go on vacation permanently for all 4 years
>>674339095
Yes, because you barely literate savages have spawned a million fucking "interpretations" ranging from laughable to insane ever since Luther. ...exactly as they thought would happen. There's a reason the Jews were able to hold on to their Talmudic tradition all this time, anon. It's because they had a cohesive organizational structure ensuring rabbis were all on the same page. Islam recognized this fucking disaster in the making, and solved it by forbidding the Quran be translated, for fear of losing meaning in translation & ending up in a world of factionalization too, though the splits occurred elsewhere anyway. Christianity is fucked not because of what anyone else did to it, but because of the very concept of it from the start. If we didn't discover the last 1700 years of history, as they early church tried at amazing lengths but failed miserably to prevent, resulting in cultural losses unparalleled in the known history of the world, it might have had a chance, but you just can't cover up the traces of that much chaos and destruction forever.
>>674342767
Feminist newfag ftfo
>>674332273
BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN
Nuke Mecca
>>674341901
You are saying the bible is adulteraed and KJV is the real version, Im saying it goes way farther back than that and the bible has been whittled down from many strange gnostic texts over millenia. just because one version has shalt or thou doesnt make it legitimate. You just have a nostalgic feeling towards kjv is all
>>674343154
Wut
>>674340680
Just tax groups of people based on lifestyles. Tax the fags because of STDS. Tax the Fattys because of obesity, Tax the smokers because of cancer, Tax college students because of the amount of waste they make, tax everyone for something and put the money into a large pot. Then hold a random lottery of SSN's. Winner gets to split the pot.
>>674332273
Travel to Moscow and tickle Putins balls to form a coalition to clean up the world, and Nuke Israel, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Mexico, Pakistan, Texas, and China.
>>674343581
>clean up the world
>nuke large areas of said world
Decrease unemployment rate by mass killing the unemployed
>>674343023
I don't disagree. But, there must be a body to approve the translation. Scholars who understand the word and can work to preserve the Hebrew and Greek scripture meanings in translation. But you must first have a solid understanding of the bible. Thw problem is when groups use their translation as a tool to control and manipulate, building an empire of control that tarnishes the word of god. God forbids many of the activities that are commonplace in catholicism.
>>674341042
Why not tax people with STDs and women who get abortions as well? They engage in risky behavior that is a burden to the health system and taxpayers, so why shouldn't they be punished like fat people?
>>674343557
or you could use that money to help the lowest among us, just a thought.
>>674343773
Ahh, smell that?
That's the cleansing power of radiation, anon.
Force TV producers to make new Seinfeld episodes
>>674343895
Yes!
>>674341693
Run for pres for real i want to vote for you.
>>674343342
I wasn't saying kjv is perfect. I was saying that form what I've heard the kjv is one of the best options because it doesn't have perverted carp in it like God giving abortions. I actually get pretty annoyed something with all the old English tbh
>>674343895
Okay, sure pal. But fat people, fuck them.
>>674344171
the bible is full of perverted "carp" anon, despite the translation. Its a collection of stories handed down from people trying to survive in the desert and work out thier understanding of genetics, "science" and government.
>>674344171
You don't know squat about the bible, which is why you don't understand half of what you're discussing.
United States of America, more like United furs of Furtopia~ =3333333 >(=o'3'o=)>
>>674332273
Start a war against ISIS and randomly show up on the front lines to inspire the troops because I've always wondered what happened to leading from the front.
>>674344505
su furryyyyyyyyy >333333<
>>674344171
http://www.deism.com/bibleorigins.htm
>>674343977
Call me edgy all you want, but fuck the poor.
>>674335839
Nice Star Gate meme, friend.
Shut down 4chan
>>674332273
If I was prez, id mandate that farting in public is now socially acceptable.
>>674342957
for number 11, I dont see why we should help people who keep having kids they cannot afford. I used to know a girl who's mom was a literal crack whore who used welfare from her 5 kids to pay for drugs and not the children. It wouldnt be mandatory sterilization, but it would be a requirement if they want to recieve government support for raising the kids.
7, because suppressors arnt silencers, but unsilenced shooting can cause hearing damage quite quickly.
9. I go to Penn State, and it is absolutely ridiculous how much they charge for tuition even though they recieve so much money from government programs. If they are using it on research, its one thing, but they are using it on shit like gender neutral bathrooms and construction which goes like 500% overbudget and takes 5 years to complete.
13. Any legal company should be able to advertise, I see alcohol advertisements everywhere.
4. There would have to be a great deal of regulation here, but I think that it would allow us to spend less on military funding if people are allowed to fund their own anti ISIS campaigns.
5. The whole vehicle emissions thing is retarded in the US, the laws make no sense as of right now, we can make big v8 trucks but no ford ranger because of emissions. Also less fuel efficient vehicles are good as they keep our roads alive through the gasoline taxes.
>>674344555
You'd get shot. What else?
Also check'd.
>>674344679
you're one bad disease or accident away from being poor yourself fucktard
>>674344230
I know right. Watching the pomp and rituals performed by catholics is almost sickening. The kissing of rings and hats and crosses. What the hell. The bible forbids all that.
>>674337338
>answer racist fuck
>>674332273
Have a meeting with all my senior people to get high level briefings on all important events and topics within the last 100 years
that and invite monica lewinski to the oval office for keks
Close borders, deport illegals, remove birthright citizenship, restrict legal immigration to only other western nations, ban forced assimilation & integration, remove racial quotas for jobs and schools. That'll end white genocide altogether.
>>674345130
Deport all 3. 2 nogs and the third fucked number 2
>>674343859
>God forbids many of the activities that are commonplace in catholicism.
Actually the bible forbids them.
The bible that the Catholics created, out of existing texts from religions much older than Christianity or Rome, but who wrote the great mashup, of all these most wealthy and popular and useful cults in the empire, as the new official Roman religion, in 325AD, handed it to you, and you think you read somewhere in your version of it, 300 versions and translations later, that you're doing a better job of knowing the intent of the main character better than the enormous organization that created and still manages it to this day.
Ya got more balls than brains, anon.
>>674345130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>674344859
Looks like a pinched a nerve too close to home. That's okay, I'm talking to someone whose ideas are lackluster and not in power. Just remember, there's a reason for that.
>>674337998
>That's not abortion you twit. It refers to loss of fertility for those women who disgrace theory marriage by infedelity
which was punishable by death
>>674338215
>who then are advised to drink a magic potion that makes them miscarry. hence abortion,
killing the baby was as a sentence o punishment
it was viewed as a life to be punished, not as something to kill on a whim as women who cant be bothered to raise her baby
study for 10 more years and you might get
>studying one book for 10 years
you must be one simple minded mother fucker
>>674344888
It also forbids most of the shit you do before breakfast every morning you twat.
Anyone judging others ability to live biblically ought to read "my year of living biblically", and discover the value of some quality stfu.
>>674333374
Amen brother
>>674338955
And since you'll be high, I assume you think those tubes will build themselves.
>>674338750
>Yeh, somehow God thinks it's perfectly acceptable to abort your pregnancy if you got knocked up out of wedlock.
that's because fucking out of wedlock was punishable by death if you were a woman
Deuteronomy 22:21
>>674338955
Sounds like someone's poor. Fuck you and git gud, stupid cunt
>>674337998
correct
To be honest though I would probably bring back the program to pay people a small allotment of money to become infertile.
That was an actual choice women had before feminism got a hold of it.
Healthcare and basic income for everyone, and then outlaw all worker unions. Alsoc fire 1/2 of all government workers.
If you don't want to work fine, but don't fucking block progress.
make TRAPS legal
>>674345341
That is part of the edits and amendments that are used to justify the control they impose. That's why they killed people who attempted to translate the actual word for understanding. Thw simple rules are: no idols, no gods before me. By worshiping a pope and saints and bishops and kissing his rings you are using idols. God needs not these things to reach ypu. You are giving gods glory to a man or an object.
>>674345576
you don't know my ideas. so you can't know if they are in power or not. you just stroking yourself. I just imaging you muttering this post to yourself after being told to leave a party.
kill niggersa
>>674333374
That's not good news at all, you sadistic psycho. It means the ruler of the universe is a clueless moron no more sensible than a Bronze Age barbarian goat herder. Holy fuck, if that actually were true, the entire universe would operate like an insane 3 ring circus.
>>674346377
>God needs not these things to reach you
correct
important word here is "need"
think about other examples of similar behavior that are accepted
>>674332273
4th reich
>>674346377
I am enjoying reading this shitshow of a thread, and I like how you come off a 13 year old who just learned about his religion for the first time in a single religious ed class and has no concept for how deep the subjects he's oversimplifying go.
With every post, you reveal greater and greater, almost shocking levels of ignorance.
>>674346747
Such as? Remember that if you are using the Hebrew scriptures as a basis, that with the coming of christ and his sacrifice the old covenant that required sacrifices and other things was no longer valid. With christ and his sacrifice comes a new covenant.
>>674333233
ONE OFF
>>674347163
Please enlighten me.
>>674332273
Appoint Bernie as my vp
Resign
nothing
there's absolutely nothing that can be done to change this shit hole country around in without triggering the softskin babies
yes i am a baby too
no you are not the exception either
get out while you can
>>674346280
that's just the opposite of what we need
were it not for immigration the US population would be in decline
many of the top western countries on earth are trying to encourage population growth these days
(germany france Scandinavia japan etc
>>674332668
And suck his suck like the queer you are.
>>674347556
My Nigga:)
>>674346547
You mean to tell me you're not the one that said:
> you could use that money to help the lowest among us, just a thought
>a thought
Just pretend to be a different someone else, it's your fantasy, whatever lets you sleep at night.
>you just stroking yourself
Also, try to improve your English, because you sound like Cletus.
Repeal the affordable healthcare act. In a more hypothetical world, alocate Alaska as the battle royale state where all criminals are placed. Once every five years up to 100 of the top survivors are allowed back into society provided they pass a rigorous screening process. If they fail they get dropped back into the grounds but with select additional gear of their chosing, within reasonable limitations.
mandatory dividers between urinals
>>674340348
>Jesus existing as a living person in history if a widely accepted fact by historians.
not really
not saying he didn't exist, but as far as him being a confirmed historical figure, nah
aside from he bible where he has magic powers and a few books written by fanatics who provided no evidence
there is none
>>674347991
Simple, but I fucking like it.
>>674347991
But then it would be harder to meat gaze. How can I check out your kawk when we pee? Don't be shy anon. It's a nice penor
>>674347991
I personally enjoy when the guy next to me looks down at my pisser and I pretend like I don't notice
enact corporate tax policy so:
businesses get a big reduction for hiring americans
offshore tax havens and loopholes are shut down
offshore untaxed income can be brought onshore with a tax reduction as long as the filings are done within a set time
>>674346547
>I just imaging
Ugh! Looks like the rabbit hole goes deep than I originally thought.
>>674348290
>>674348291
>hey man, nice watch
>but I'm not wearing a watch...
>I know
>>674347937
lol wut, im just chuckling at your tone of superiority despite the fact that you haven't even said anything of substance yet. You are trying to make yourself feel intellectually secure when you are anything but. A country is measured by the quality of life of its most disparaged citizens. That was the only point I was making. Then you come in with this my "ideas are lackluster and not in power" bullshit. You're fucking ridiculous and you are aware of that fact.
>>674347746
Yea we sure need a whole lot of children who's parents can't take care of them properly running around.
Why do we need to have a massive population? We are already a country of 335 million people, hundreds of thousands are stricken with poverty and breed kids who will have no future.
Who do you think is going to take that small stack of cash? Those desperate for money, or who don't desire to have children in the first place. If you're going to make a claim like that at the very least provide a solid reason why it's bad.
>>674332273
>if you were electedpresident of the USA tomorrow, what would be your first order of business?
Make a thread on /b/ saying dubs decides what I nuke
>>674348325
this
>>674332273
Ban all Muslims and place an order to create a class that teaches reasoning and skepticism for all grade levels to reduce the number of retards.
Make weed legal.
launch all nukes at north korea and detroit.
Jump off a building while vaping dog piss.
>>674347656
>there's absolutely nothing that can be done to change this shit hole country around in without triggering the softskin babies
what would trigger the softskin babies?
the last 8 years of constant new highs in the stock markets?
the last 8 years of no new meaningless wars?
the last 8 years of lowering unemployment
the last 8 years of the housing crises and bank defaults being fixed?
the last 8 years of Osama being killed after building a mansion when bush was potus?
it's helli tells ya
>>674348408
>goes deep than I originally thought
Up border security with drones etc. and crack down on business using illegal workers. Also would pull troops out and use more of the military budget for education. Also prison reform.
>>674348290
>>674348291
Meant for each other
Legalize all drugs and fire everybody at the nsa
wipe the middle east off the map.
>>674337245
>No citizens will be taxed on their labor, because that is unethical bondage and discourages work.
guess that's why no work has been done in 130 years in the USA
Legalize marijuana, decriminalize all other drugs.
>>674348885
im not a conservative, but the economic crisis is set up to happen again and worse. Nothing was fixed, the rise in employment is only for low wage jobs and they tought that as a success. The rich took it all and they are poised to do it again. I fucking hate Obama and I'm a proressive.
>>674348885
don't forget the last 8 trillion wasted dollars
>>674349148
MAYO AINT VEGAN GRIMETH...
>>674349308
wut?
>>674349308
>>674348668
>Yea we sure need a whole lot of children who's parents can't take care of them properly running around.
vague bullshit
test scores are at all time highs, violent crime is at an all time low
you are just saying what you think feels good because you believe anything you hear without looking it up
>>674349332
>8 trillion
>wasted
>bailed country out of worst recession of living memory
THEY WASTED IT ON ICE CREAM AND BEEER
kind of how i wasted all that money rebuilding my house after a fire
Legalize Crystal Meth.
>>674342697
Why aren't you running for president already?
>>674348665
Because insulting me has so much substance to your argument.
>You are trying to make yourself feel intellectually secure when you are anything but.
Oh I don't have to try for that.
>A country is measured by the quality of life of its most disparaged citizens.
Keep telling yourself that, you know nothing of basic economics, but that wasn't the point you were initially making.
>you could use that money to help the lowest among us
From reading this, you said you what a person could use the money for, which has nothing to do with how a person measures a country. Those are two different things you said and are too incompetent to realize. It's like you're fighting an uphill battle and just embarrassing yourself at this point, and yet you accuse me of being ridiculous. Oh the irony! Then again, I am talking to a typical /b/tard.
make hurtcore cp mandatory
>>674348668
No better let the population get as old as possible so in 40 years we have 50 million people of working age and 300 million retirees, so those 50 million have to pay 3/4 of their wages in taxes to mantain those 300 million old farts that cant work, that'll work...
>>674332273
shut down /b/....bunch of degenerates
>>674350129
>>674350129
The keystone oil pipeline is to send oil out of the country. so the companies can make billions while the countryside gets devastated. I say, leave the oil here and we can use it.
propose and ram through a bill to Tax lobbyists income at 98%.
Contributions to political candidates and parties are now illegal. Election fund established for candidates.
Establish Single Subject rule for legislation.
>>674332273
Print more money. I'm not stupid, I know exactly what I'm doing.
>>674332273
Quit. I don't want to deal with that kind of shit.
>>674350221
>bunch of degenerates
That's because /b/ is full of financially poor males.
>>674350173
saying that we should use money to help less fortunate people pretty much implies that I see that as an important thing to do. So obviously I would think that a country is at a higher measure if they did so. You have still yet to make any "economic" argument for why bringing up the lowest class would be a bad idea. So I guess ill start.
For instance. In this study,
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1449349/
they concluded that giving homeless people basic access to hygiene, and housing, contingent on drug abstinence. That they had a better chance of maintaining employment. If those people are employed and have money, they can then spend that money and stimulate the economy.
>>674350533
lol
>>674350533
the irony is, is that this is exactly what the gubnint is doing. muh quantitative easing.
>>674351246
No, I'd cut down entire forests just to speed up the process. I wanna watch the world burn.
>>674339620
His post was definitely diagnosed with Autism, but he didn't use a single fancy/big word you inbred retart
>>674350173
>>674350206
>Implying that allowing people a small allotment of cash for the procedure will suddenly decrease the population in the next 30 years by 4/5ths.
Jesus Christ you're a moron.
>>674349701
That speaks of quality, not quantity. The poor are the most likely to commit crimes and have lower test scores. A program like what I suggest will mainly influence the poor class. I like the projecting though, not only are you implying correlation with causation with factors almost completely unrelated to each other, but you haven't even thought what you're saying through.
Explain to me how a lower population is going to affect test scores and crime rates adversely?
1st order of business: Force the current supreme court justice nominee through the Senate. That'll teach those cucks to fuck with the Big Buck.
first order of business, free buttsecks
>>674351064
>should
Should and could are two different things.
> implies that I see that as an important thing to do
And here's another thought and idea you had at the beginning I pointed out as lackluster.
>I would think that a country is at a higher measure if they did so.
>I would think
And another.
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1449349/
>2005
That's an outdated study but I digress.
>If those people are employed and have money, they can then spend that money and stimulate the economy.
Anyone with a job can contribute to stimulating the economy, it's those who create jobs that stimulate more. There's a reason why the rich are called job creators. Also, I like how you completely abandoned to defend the two different thoughts you had that I pointed out in my last post:
>you said you what a person could use the money for, which has nothing to do with how a person measures a country.
By all means please continue to ignore that. It only reaffirms my last point. That is, I'm clearly talking to a pseudo-intellectual.
i regret making this thread....
>>674334319
>Flat tax
fuck off you fucking retard.
>>674332383
I agree the Browns are a disgrace to the NFL
>>674333361
No creativity at all (also doesn't solve anything)
>>674332273
Make 'Murica Grape Again
>>674353005
Your "job creators" are sucking the country dry and sending all the wealth off shore. The only reason they haven't completely ransacked the middle class yet is because of the small regulations that are still left. The workers create the wealth, not the owners. My argument is, that if you give poor people some dignity and meet some basic needs, contingent on some guidelines like not smoking crack or what have you. That it will benefit the economy as a whole, feel free to prove me wrong.
>>674353442
Thanks for the laugh anon.
And here's another thought and idea you had at the beginning I pointed out as lackluster.
>I would think that a country is at a higher measure if they did so.
>I would think
YOU NITPICK THE STUPIDEST SHIT WITHOUT MAKING ANY REAL ARGUMENTS. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN READING.
>>674332273
Issue an edict to the Citizens of the USA:
>Hate Groups will not be tolerated, including Supremacists, Extreme Feminists, and /pol/
>Truth regarding Alien Contact
>Truth regarding Illuminati/Free Masons/Templars
>Truth regarding Moon Landing
>Insult Donald Trump for having small hands
>Insult ISIS for being a bunch of goat-fucking dumbfucks
>Reveal that the human soul exists and can be used as a deadly weapon with no way to trace the culprit.
I want to create an unparalleled level of intellectual chaos among the citizenry. Also, the soul bit is real. I'm just too drunk at the moment to care to explain it.
>>674332273 I would excite order 3-67
>>674333361
you're such a cuckold you wouldn't even run the office you'd watch someone else do it... HAHAHA TYPICAL BERNIE SUPPORTER
Fumigate the white house, it's going to need it.
>>674353005
so in conclusion, these are your "points"
1. Power is power for a reason, and I should remember that.
2. How a person uses money, and how a person measures a country are two different things.
(lol wut?)
3. I don't know economics because I think a country should be commended for taking care of its less fortunate.
4. The study I mentioned is outdated and and job creators stimulate the economy more than the actually people doing the work of stimulating the economy.
5. Again, money of the poor has nothing to do with how a person measures a country. (that was obviously just my opinion)
seriously, do you have Asperger's syndrome?
>>674353465
>Your "job creators" are sucking the country dry
Except that's not the case. The "country" runs on business, not government programs.
>sending all the wealth off shore.
That's definitely propaganda brought to you by the left. If the countries wealth, all of it, was sent off shore, a country could collapse. Luckily, the country has transitioned from blue collar jobs to white collar jobs. This means more lawyers, computer science majors, people who sell their service and not a product. This is why factorial jobs have shifted because the market for it has shifted into international conglomerate corporations instead of labor work. Trying to tax the wealthy, or in this case, job creators is a bad idea because it only means that they will move to another country with less restrictive tax laws. This means there's no longer a need for your labor jobs in your country, and it is the epitome as to why your nation has a dire need for college educated people and instead uses immigrants from other countries with a j-visa because your country doesn't have the people that meet the criteria for these middle-class jobs like engineers, doctors, etc and is why you're seeing foreigners as your basic physician instead of American Joe the blue collar worker.
>you give poor people some dignity and meet some basic needs
Except these poor people are making poor choices by most of them not going to college or majoring in a degree that's no longer suited for this world economy like liberal arts majors. We need people who know math intensive careers instead of philosophy majors. But this is a socio-economic issue of poor people instilling poor values.
Oh! And keep ignoring this post I made:
>you said you what a person could use the money for, which has nothing to do with how a person measures a country.
And by all means if you think I'm being smug, let me assure you I'm as smug as smug can be.
>>674332273
declare war on anime
>>674355361
>I don't know economics because I think a country should be commended for taking care of its less fortunate.
No. It's because if you give a man a fish, he will have a fish for a day, but if you teach a man to fish, he will have fish till the end of his days. And yours is just giving a fish a day, every day in hopes that will teach him, but all that does is make him dependent on that system. He needs to make the decision to learn it instead of depend on it.
>>674332273
I'd need to bang OP's mom
>>674349148
He's a libertarian, did you expect anything sensible?
>>674355361
Also
>seriously, do you have Asperger's syndrome?
You clearly don't have a degree in psychology or know what aspergers is. Try making your insults closer to the mark instead of using buzzwords retards here throw around.
>>674355761
yes the country runs on business. I'm not saying government programs will save the USA, im not a liberal. Im just pointing out that helping the poorest in a sensible and accountable way, that the whole country will become wealthier as a result. You have yet to refute this idea. I did'nt say ALL of the wealth was being sent offshore, that fucking stupid. I never said we should tax the wealthy, we should give them tax incentives for keeping jobs in US. You just put an entire belief structure on me by reading just one sentence I said. And not all poor people are poor because of poor choices, just as not all rich people are rich because of good choices. The situation is way more fucking nuanced than that. Most wealth is inherited rather than created. And the fact that I said that a country should be judged by the well being of its poor is just my opinion. Im saying that the quality of life of the entire population is a good measure of the success of a society is all. you can disagree and believe that GDP is the most important factor but either way. You have a very simple and generalized way of thinking about the poor that is completely wrong.
>>674356562
he is not understanding what I'm saying, and instead throwing out his internal dialogue with fuckall regard for why he is saying it. Asperger's is a perfect word to describe this idiot. I said one thing then he goes on this idiot rant with barely any regards for the original thought.
>>674356450
OP here, you want a picture?
>>674356562
>you clearly don't have a degree in psychology
>>674355761
seriously, show me a study that shows that it is better for the economy to let people starve to death
I would shut down the Federal Reserve and create money printers owned by the federal government.
>>674357803
I would get us back to the pussy standard. All paper money must be backed by some good pussy.
I'd ally with Russia, China, North Korea and the respectable European nations that are still left, and we would lead a genocide on muslims, jews, niggers, celebrities, elites, millennials, etc. Basically, all of the human trash. After that, all of the nations left would leave each other the FUCK alone while also trading. It would be a completely neutral relationship betwen these nations. I'm not sure why North Korea gets to stay. I just feel like you'll get some demons on you if you try to take them out. And they don't bother anyone.
>>674357200
Yeah face and bod address if thats fine too I'm not picky I'm sure it's a go.
>>674356754
>Im just pointing out that helping the poorest in a sensible and accountable way, that the whole country will become wealthier as a result.
I'm not refuting it, it only works to a degree. It's better to have less restrictions on the free market than it is to help the poor. That's what I'm saying.
> I did'nt say ALL of the wealth was being sent offshore
You didn't say this:
>"job creators" are sucking the country dry and sending all the wealth off shore.
>all of the wealth
Now you're just denying your own posts.
>I never said we should tax the wealthy
Never said you did say that.
>we should give them tax incentives for keeping jobs in US
Huh! I think that's the only thing we can agree on so far.
>And not all poor people are poor because of poor choices
But most of them are because of that.
>Most wealth is inherited rather than created.
Not denying that, but it's wealth that breeds wealth.
>And the fact that I said that a country should be judged by the well being of its poor is just my opinion
Except that's not what you said before:
>A country is measured by the quality of life of its most disparaged citizens.
>A country is
I'm starting to get that I'm talking to a person in denial. Do you have denial issues?
>You have a very simple and generalized way of thinking about the poor that is completely wrong
You're accusing me of being wrong, but you aren't actually proving that. Or maybe that's just your opinion. To each their own.
Niggers back to Africa
>>674357081
>with barely any regards for the original thought.
You mean this post I keep pointing out:
>>you said you what a person could use the money for, which has nothing to do with how a person measures a country.
>>674357473
>show me a study that shows that it is better for the economy to let people starve to death
I didn't say that, you're putting words into my mouth. It's better for individuals to make their own choices then to collectively tell a person how they should live their lives.
>>674358514
This
Make it look like a movement that they started. They'll be more open to leaving if it was their idea
>>674358293
you take things way too literally. I know you understand what I'm trying to say to you, but instead you run with a sentence I say like its a definitive declaration of universal truth.
Which is why it's hard to talk to you. Because you can't see the obvious subtext of what I am saying and instead you run with a sentence i've said rather than giving me reasons that my ideas are wrong.
which is why I think you literally have Asperger's.
>>674359056
Evading what you say is not a way to go about an argument.
>Because you can't see the obvious subtext of what I am saying and instead you run with a sentence i've said rather than giving me reasons that my ideas are wrong.
I'm saying that your ideas are lackluster and not in power and there's a reason for that. You clearly don't have any reading comprehension.
>which is why I think you literally have Asperger's.
What you think I have doesn't actually matter. You throw around a typical buzzword like a typical /b/tard, and now you're trying to make a case for it which is why I know I'm talking to a pseudo-intellectual.
legalize as many drugs as possible
>>674359670
im still waiting for facts that prove me wrong...
>>674360093
Then we're on the same boat together. Except I'm steering it while you have nothing left but floating insults to pedal on.
>you said you what a person could use the money for, which has nothing to do with how a person measures a country.
Just keep pedaling and ignoring that.
>>674360607
i never wrote that sentence, look up through the replies. I dont even know what you think it means. Are you asking what the poor person would use this "welfare" money to buy?
>>674361152
I'm quoting myself, genius, and pointing out the two different things you said that doesn't add up.
>Are you asking what the poor person would use this "welfare" money to buy?
Not at all. Like I aforementioned, I'm quoting myself in response to you that you keep ignoring to respond to.
>>674359056
>I know you understand what I'm trying to say to you
What you're trying to say and what you're actually saying are two different things. You clearly have communication problems.
>>674361672
coming from the guy bitching about insults every other post.
I already said way earlier, that how I judge a country is measured by the well being of its poorest citizens, and I already stated that that was my opinion.
>>674332273
Resign. That's way too much responsibility.
>>674361995
yup
>be new president
>replace the cabinet with experts in the appropriate fields.
>talk with Chiefs of Staff, get them on board for the following
>executive order withdrawal of military back to US territory
>give state if the union at the Capitol building
>ask both houses of Congress to attend
>list off all accusations of graft, pork barrel, kickbacks, and other forms of corrultion
>MPs come in and arrest most of Congress on corruption
>announce all arrested congressmen will need to be replaced by special election.
>executive order outlaw corporate funding of political races
>executive order outlaw super pac funding of political races
>individual funding caps remain
>military on hand to contain any violent public response
>>674361901
I'm pointing out that you clearly have nothing left but that.
>hat how I judge a country is measured by the well being of its poorest citizens, and I already stated that that was my opinion.
Only after you tried to make it stand out as a fact. I'm going to quote you again:
>A country is measured by the quality of life of its most disparaged citizens. That was the only point I was making.
That's a declarative sentence, not open opinion. I know now that it's your opinion now, but that wasn't your opinion initially. You presented it as a fact, and if you're saying that I know what you're trying to say from that was and opinion initially, then you clearly have communication problems and need to work on that.
>>674361995
Bit, he went from 46 to 54. Of course he'll look aged. That's also a portrait vs a candid. You are literally retarded
>>674332273
Bomb all sanctuary cities
Send troops over to Sweden, Germany, all those places, and start rounding up "refugees," rape their women, and then behead them on national television.
I'll offer a $5,000 dollar reward for each durka killed
>>674362858
>edgelord detected
>>674332273
Make the private ownership of capital illegal
>>674362546
good ol marshall law'd
>>674362680
"a country is measured by the well being of its poorest citizens" is an unfalsifiable statement, obviously. It was always just an opinion, what I was trying to get across was how a healthy poorer class can make the country grow, but this whole time you ignored the point I was trying to make and obsessed over my opinionated statemtn.
>>674362984
You'll have your faithful followers comrade.
>>674362984
That's a great way to get assassinated
>>674363243
no war but class war, comrade
>>674363343
doesn't matter, had socialism
>>674363142
>It was always just an opinion
And here's where we disagree. You should have made it clear that it was your opinion instead of claiming that it's implied.
>I was trying to get across was how a healthy poorer class can make the country grow
And my initial opinion was fuck the poor. And it pissed you off so much as to why we're at this point. Since we're talking about what we were saying initially, why don't we take a stroll down memory lane and quote you here:
>you're one bad disease or accident away from being poor yourself
Why don't you try to prove that point? You don't know me or how financially secure I am. I'll be waiting for your next response, but I'll bet you'll ignore that and not try to prove that.
>>674363889
I dont know your situation obviously, but I'm just trying to get you to empathize with a poor person. They all aren't poor because of laziness, many poor people work their ass off everyday and don't get ahead.
Any wealth or security you have is impermanent. that's what I was trying to get across to you. But again, that was painfully obvious.
>>674364198
>I dont know your situation obviously, but I'm just trying to get you to empathize with a poor person
And I still don't.
> They all aren't poor because of laziness
Fair enough.
>many poor people work their ass off everyday and don't get ahead.
That's because they've been instilled with bad values. Most (not all) think working harder will bring you closer to financial prosperity when we both know that's not the case.
>Any wealth or security you have is impermanent. that's what I was trying to get across to you. But again, that was painfully obvious.
Obvious to you. Just some advice for the road: you should sharpen your communication skills further and maybe I might just understand and empathize with you.
>>674364731
If it wasn't obvious to you that I was trying to get you to empathize with a poor person by saying that you are one accident away from being poor yourself, then your ARE retarded.
