Hey guys. My girlfriend told everyone I raped her and then left me. I have no friends or family and my only friend is a fucking cat. I will be shooting myself in the head later tonight. No use in helping but here's my dress. Florslixtooflor pine asphalt
Kill her before you an hero. Be legend long time anon
Bumping for suicide
Bumping for suicide faggot
>>674329560
Thanks man. Maybe we'll meet up one day
bro, if she has an iphone we can see her texts, we just need the password. We can see what she is actually saying behind closed doors.
email me,
[email protected]
>>674329899
Seriously. I think her password was Bufly
>>674329899
why don't you email me instead of posting in this stupid fucking thread and we can get you some real answers.
>>674329234
Dude..please dont leave this world...I know shit may seem really fucked up rn..but it slowly gets better...you could find a better girl man, one that is a cat lover...I just went through a breakup and I honestly did think about killing myself...but then I realized...How selfish that would be to the people around me...even if I didnt think that they would, my friends and family WOULD miss me, a shit ton. Go out an make friends..im going to Bonnaroo this year to do just that. Plus...you cant leave your cat all alone..that little fucker would miss you too...trust me bro...you matter in this world.
>>674330373
You newfags are ruining everything /b/ stood for. Someone killing themselves? It's their choice. Let them go out without any doubt. Just make sure if you kill yourself to do it on stream for us :)
guys, this fag hasn't emailed me yet. To be fair, I think that is proof enough this thread is full of shit.
>Alright boys, everyone go home, lets shut it down.
>>674330926
Wow you are a huge waste of space man
>>674329234
Don't leave your cat alone. Take it to an Animal Shelter or sth before you make an hero
what about your cat
>>674329234
give your cat to somebody before you kill yourself pls <3
don't do it op!
>>674331193
you should kill yourself also, faggot
Don't do it.
>>674330373
>men accused of rape matter.
>it slowly gets better.
Why would you lie like that?
>>674329234
oh wah, some bitch left you.
So you are going to leave your cat? the fucker will probably be put down.
stop trying to get attention and pity and grab life by the balls.
you fucking pussy.
>>674331193
I'm a realist. This world is shit and if someone wants to leave it, good for them. Most of us on here hate living and appreciate those willing to jump. Why not go out in a blaze of glory and live on eternally on here? The only thing you are trying to do is twist the people with nothing to live for to make yourself feel better. Well this is not the place for that.
>>674329234
Make sure the cat is ok.
Where you at op?
kill the cat. He wants to be with you in death
if youre going to kill yourself, leave the cat somewhere safe.
>>674329234
why'd you rape your girlfriend OP, wouldn't she put out?
Don't do it OP. If people like you die, people like your girlfriend and the people egging you on will be the only people left on this planet. Don't make the world a shittier place.
>>674333641 I gave him to the neighbors and they were asking me why. I didn't want to tell them to raise suspicion
>>674333641
I SAID KILL THE CAT! If the cat has any loyalty, he doesn't want to be left behind
>>674331185
Op here. Because it's fake
>>674332849
At home with my glock
so are you going to leave a suicide note?
>>674334387
>Don't make the world a shittier place
implying that having a bunch of emotionally volatile, suicidal people walking around, that are ready to come unhinged is going to make the world a better place
Op is back. Went outside to get some air and think. This is what I have been waiting for and I'm not pussying out. Say "OP is a faggot" all you want because in reality I'll be the only one with balls to do it
>>674335063
>>674334782
do it op, one less rapist in the world
>>674334850
Yea. I would write a copy here but it is too personal
what possibly goes on an attention hogger's mind?I hope karma gets you and you fucking die
>>674335063
well if are actually going to do it, you should have some fun beforehand, like getting shitfaced and throwing bricks at your ex's car
>>674335063
being a faggot has nothing to do with having the ability to end your life. There are fags in the military facing life threatening danger every day. You're just an asshole
>>674335384
Genocide. Murder. Rage. Suicide. Death
>>674335384
I hope for this also
>>674335520
Rollin for quad, just passin through
I say rig her car to explode, and die in the explosion, but thats just me
>>674329234
>My girlfriend told everyone I raped her and then left me.
That's not a problem. Being pulled over while holding 2,000 oxy's on the Mexican border is a problem.
>>674335777
Nice trips. What do I need
>>674329234
>live stream it
>>674329234
Did you rape her though? If not, why could she say that?
dude at least go out in style
kill trump
1) Use all your money to buy your cat the best toys, 2 months worth of food and water.
2) teach your cat to read so he has something to do while your corpse is rotting
3) teach your cat how to shoot a gun, or operate a guillotine
4) set up a live stream so we can watch your progress
5) start new /bread when the cat can read and kill you
6) 4chin legend status
>profit
>>674335954
do you really think women lie about being raped? c'mon man, be serious
>>674335991
no, we need Trump. He is going to fix America
>>674335954
We never even had sex. She just screamed I raped her because she hated me.
>>674335063
Whatever you're thinking about, don't do it. It's not worth it man.
>>674335160
Who cares if it's personal if you're going to be dead. The fuck.
>>674336105
women lie about a lot of shit. idk man i wouldnt doubt it
Every fucking night I am going to kills myself... blah blah blah.. it never ends.. where is the bug girl thread fucken figures it's never around when you need it.
>>674336105
Some do, some don't, brodog. But you're right though, this is probably a bait thread.
Op i dont fully know your situation but man, but is it really all over? I mean, cant you just move out of yoir place? The rape was just an accusation right? No court or whatever? Do give more details.
>>674335893
Drain o and al foil
Kill Trump
>>674336341
bug girl?
>>674330373
Neither one of you matter. Fucking pathetic loser and a rapist. You're the last person who should be giving advice
>>674331193
Hang yourself for our entertainment faggot
>>674336531
"How often do you think of sucide" on here litterally every day
>>674334468
hahaha, I love cats but I'm not stupid enough to believe my cat is loyal to me. It's likes me because I feed it, give it somewhere warm & safe. But if I had a stroke and died, the cat would raid the pantry & eat my face until dug its way out through a window screen.
Not OP
>>674329234
Impressively real. Here is the good news: God sent his Son Jesus Christ to die for our sins. Jesus was buried and rose again. Everyone that simply believes on Jesus Christ will have eternal life in Heaven. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved - Acts 16:31.
>>674336059
Road roller da. Muda'ing for trips so he can do this.
>>674334947
I think it would
Maybe people would think before they act or speak
>>674329234
If you're gonna kill yourself kill her first
>>674336283
Fine.
Dear mom. I have lived a live that I spent so happily. Until I grew up and went to university I was the perfect child. I got a girlfriend. I started work at a veterinarian. I met the girl of my dreams but she was what brought me down. I left Nutter with the neighbors. I'm sorry for all the pain i have caused
>>674336248
Op make your life worth it! become a vigilante who lives off the grid. Kill those who the law cant touch. Become our hero op
>>674336884
Preddy cool post mang.
Saved.
>>674335444
And then when she shows up, put the gun to your head, say "this is your fault, bitch," and then do it
>>674329234
Die, rapist scum. Women are not playthings.
>>674337386
I don't have any money because the bitch took it all with her when she left
>>674337386
Whoa wouldnt that be an interesting plot for a story though? Guy is suicidal, so before he goes he wants to leave a lasting mark in desperation. So he goes about doing shit fearlessly. Tons of plot armour but fuck it if its a great show.
at least livestream it so we know youre dead
Quad get
>>674335444
Nice trips though
>>674335954
You're either a decent femanon or you haven't been dating very long.
Or maybe it's just a US thing. Women fake rape all the time. My house is under fucking CCTV because of what happened when a bitch went around saying i raped her
>>674336059
Reroll
>>674337813
things that didn't happen
Quads say op is fag thread
>>674337813
I've been dating a long time
>>674337915
Believe what you want breh
>>674329234
http://animated-adult-gifs.blogspot.ca/2014/01/cute-girls-with-nice-asses-dancing.html
Op Here. You fucking guys inspired me. I'm going to go make something out my life. Fuck women
wait until ur cat dies first and then kill yourself
>>674338261
oh imagine that, op found a reason to live.... faggot
>>674338261
Be a nigger murderer OP. Or some kind of vigilante for justice. Real justice. Not that faggot ass social justice
>>674338520
Murder will be my specialty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwFZj3YPwY
>>674338695
good for you, branching out from rape, good job
Quad
>>674336239
its not funny anymore.
the trump memes are only good for trigger threads
>>674338850
It will only get better. SIEG HEIL
>>674338880
Damn.. almost
>>674338261
good for you man. celebrate with drugs/alcohol and just be happy. next time you see the whore that called you a rapist, just smile and show her that your fucking happier than her and shes a piece of trash.
>>674338987
well it can't get much worse than this shitty thread
>>674336059
Rollleriono OP must deliver
>>674339099
Actually. The next time I see her will be this weekend. I will put peroxide in her beverage and make sure she stays for 48 hours or until her esophagus burns
If you are already accused of rape... Actually rape her... You've got nothing to loose...
Imagine her running to her freinds and family afterwards saying "ANON RAPED ME!" And them replying with "Duh.... You've already told us.."
The lulz you will have
Just have someone teach her what real rape is and then after karma has caught up to her she won't play the victim and accuse others of things they didn't do any more.
>>674339409
Will do
>>674329899
Dubs has spoken
>>674339365
Yeah we are all over it..
>>674339503
so where are you, so we know which local papers to check?
>>674339668
For what he said he is not doing ot
>>674339668
Orange beach AL My dress is in the main post
>>674339834
Quad get...
>>674336059
Rolling for this>>674336059
>>674339824
you paying attention to the murder and rape parts of this post young fella
>>674339989
Are you fucking kidding me.
>>674330373
>>674331193
what an enormous fagget
>>674340185
Nah nothing is happening
>>674337734
There's one where this dude has terminal cancer, so he takes a massive shit on his boss's desk.
>>674339668
>local papers
>>674340505
Yep because suicidal guy can magically kill 91 people in under 5 seconds
>>674339834
you live with your mommy and daddy?
>>674340909
No, why
>>674340799
OP isn't doing shit.. calm down.
Proof or I kill thread. Fuck this lame shit.
>>674340799
9/11 did
Jet beams melted steel fuel
>>674340981
that's a nice house, i don't believe a suicidal person lives in that house
We interupt this lame "I was going to take my life and now I am going to be a murderer to prove I am not a rapist.." for a spiderman thread.
>>674341377
I work as a vet and bitchy works as a recep at a doctors office
Did you rape her?
>>674341835
Plot twist: it's his Dad.
>>674341835
Fuck you are trying to patch it up.. idiot. Go get Nutter dump this slut and be a man.
1. Make cat a bug out bag (lighter, food, water purifier, gun, and catnip)
2. Teach cat to use gun
3. Teach cat to read so he can get a job once he makes it to town
4. Evacuate Cat
5. By go-pro strap to head and begin live stream
5. Clog waterheater safety valve
6. Crank that bitch up
7. Secure your neck to waterheater with chain or rope
8. 4chan space program
9. Suicide completed
10. 4chan immortality
>PROFIT
Protip: All girls claimed to have been raped or molested at one point the longer you get to know them. Only a fraction of them are telling the truth.
OP you must not have met anyone who know and understand girls mentalities.
>>674329234
You're in a real fucked up situation OP. I would put a bullet in my head to if I was in your situation.
If you do decide to keep living you will be facing anywhere between 20-100 years in prison. Nobody is going to believe you didn't do it. Your friends and family will disown you, and you will have to spend the rest of your life looking behind your back.
Or you could turn this into a murder-suicide. She obviously has no compassion or regard for your life, so why should you care for hers? It's up to you, OP.
>>674342696
This isn't true. A lot of women get molested at least once in their lifetime. I think the ratio is 1:4
>>674342645
Reroll
>>674342980
reroll
>>674342980
>I think the ratio
>I think
No citation needed. Your thoughts are facts now.
When comes the part where you tell me to "look it up" or "read a fuckin' book sometime"? Don't be too predictable in your next post.
>>674342645
Awesome lol
>>674342645
Guys guys guys
This is the answer
>>674342944
Roll for murder and an hero
>>674329234
Dump her nudes before you an hero op!
This thread is still going lol
Do it, thats what weak people do, because they are not even bright enough to think that you can get outta it... so yeah do it
>>674342645
Rolling again
>>674343984
ikr? of all the threads i opened when i started to masturbate, this is the only one still going, who'da thunk?
>>674342645
Show me dubs
>>674329234
this is just too fucking emo
do it
Kill bernie hillary or trump when they win presidency become the legend /b/ deserves
>>674344265
Quint get...
>>674329234
God dammit OP, if you wanna kill yourself, fucking do it, but at least kill that cunt as well.
>>674344370
>Kill bernie or hillary even though they wont win the presidency become the legend /b/ deserves
FTFY
>>674342645
Still rolling. Holy fuck /b/ this is the answer.
>>674344370
Kid can't even off himself and he is going to be a political assassin?
Please don't kill yourself.
>>674345062
He said like an hour ago he wasn't going to
>>674342944
What the actual fuck is wrong with some people?
>>674344907
Suicide bomb like sandnigger?
Nothing to see here, OP ain't doing shit
>>674345329
Attention.
Sexual assault crimes are horrible, but for some reason, some see them as a way to get attention by pretending to be a victim. :/
Fucking attention whores.
And look at that photo... dude... Bigfoot wouldn't fuck her.
>>674329234
You HAVE to kill her first. Do NOT let her get away with this.
>>674342944
So a really similar situation actually happened to me.
>be hit on a lot by friend who is girl
>not want to fuck, have gf who i love
>gf goes to belgium for work
>get drunk and bang "friend"
>friend asks to date after
>say no
>says fine, goes home
>two days later, tells all my friends and coworkers that I raped her
>showed everyone our messages and everything, show its BS, still lose huge amount of reputation and have psych break over it.
That kind of shit is serious and hits so fucking hard.
>>674332644
This user is where it's at. I'd kill myself if I had the courage. I just can't get past my survival instincts. Humans have every right, as humans beings with free will and concious minds to decide weather or not their life is worth it. Who is anyone else to say other wise? Why should I live because it makes YOU happy? That's the worst kind of selfish.
Put cat in animal shelter before an heroing, op
>>674347061
That's what you get for cheating, and sticking your dick in crazy. You're not helping anything, YOU should kill yourself.
Wait did he actually do it, if he did he shoulda at least set up a stream for us you know pamper us a little, throw us a bone
>>674347587
What fucking retard tells 4chan they're gonna kill themselves and doesn't post live stream? This fucking world.
>>674347553
nigger, my girlfriend left for belgium and we broke up.
was single
get over here and I'll rape you
>>674347845
You didn't mention that. Just something queer about being in love with her.
So is this fag dead yet
>>674348170
Nah apparently he's off to go be a vigilante or something now.
Oh my Fucking god just kill her and then an hero, and for the rest of you faggots stop telling him to not do it, /b has never been a place to feel get that faggotry out of here.
>>674348017
sucks cause I was really in love with my ex, and I only slept with the apparently crazy bitch because I was so sad and just wanted to get over it somehow.
tbh the story is way more fucked up than what I wrote - I was blackout drunk and the girl manipulated my friends into letting her take me home.
I was throwing up in the yard at my friends house and she did everything in her power to isolate me and get me home alone.
I would love to post the affidavit she wrote too, lol, it's some scary crazy stuff.
>>674343598
1 in 5 girls. 1 in 20 boys.
Nearly all women will endure some kind of sexual harrassment in their lives, most endure more.
I wasn't saying my thoughts were facts, hence the "I think"
But complain about that and not the atrocious fact that a large majority of women will be sexually assaulted in their lives.
Make like op and an hero, faggot.
>>674348568
And if you do an hero Fucking stream that shit, and give the link.
You're a fucking white male
>>674348864
I ain't OP, and I'm not you're faggot ass.
Life is good and pussy is abundant. No an hero here bitch.
>>674329234
Whats her name and yours so we can see if you actually did it on the news
Be sure you don't fuck it up, surviving is the worst.
>>674348997
you're your yer
>>674343598
>>674348742
And before you dissect my "most endure more" comment, I meant more than one instance of harrassment or assault.
someone said filling your mouth full of water then shooting from underneath your mouth to have an entry point at the top of your head is effective
severing your brain stem is also good
>>674329234
opp the only way to kill oneself with a gun is to point it at there butthole
OP stop this faggotry and post pictures of you and her, if you don't an hero then this was a shitpost
timestamp gun in mouth
OP is faggot
>>674332644
This is a place for anything and everything. Don't pigeon hole this entire community faggot.
>>674337110
Bad for you sonce you love dick...
>>674348864
rt we need a live stream so we can go on the news
>>674336105
Nice bait, you're getting a few nibbles.
>>674350644
Dubs have spoken
>>674348742
>1 in 5 girls. 1 in 20 boys
Nice to see you cited your work.
>Nearly all women will endure some kind of sexual harrassment in their lives, most endure more.
When did we bring up sexual harassment? This is nothing I initially spoke of.
>Make like op and an hero, faggot.
Looks like I pinched a nerve too close to home. How funny is that?
>>674329234
Dude, things will get better, I promise. If you have to, you can eventually move and start a new life elsewhere. In five year's time, you'll be looking back thinking how glad you are that you didn't end it. Trust me, I know from experience, and am so glad I roughed it out and got to a better place.
>>674342980
Shut the fuck up you faggot, most girls fuck some dude cause they're depressed at the time, or drunk or any fucking excuse under the sun that can be used, and THEN they say it was rape. They are worthless pieces of shit who cannot take responsibility for their actions.
>>674329234
>Florslixtooflor pine asphalt
What?
>>674335444
let the trips guide you to the after life anon, get fucking lit and due some crazy shit that you'll regret tomorrow because tomorrows never coming.
>>674353177
Dip shit detected
