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>>674328171
dont do it anon you are so beautiful i want to fuck ur ass red so you dont have to kill yourself
>>674328171
The fuck bro?
>>674328294
Show penis and asshole so I know it's true love.
Who cares?
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do it newfag
bet you wont
pics or it didn't happen
>>674328512
Fuck no. I'm wasted and serious. If any anons in texas then pics can happen. Otherwise I'm not talented in posthumous photography.
how r u going to do it
>>674328830
9mm
>>674328914
point it below ear slightly elevated
I don't know how to kill myself.
I don't know how to take pics.
I don't know how to stream.
I've been interrupted.
Op becomes faggot.
Same shit thread over and over.
>>674328171
You ain't gonna do shit, attention whoring little faggot.
i think killing yourself is selfish as fuck
>>674329095
go kill yourself faggot, if he wants to end the pain let him
What took you so long?
>>674329075
Ya'll wanna be dicks, I'll just abandon thread. Shits going to go down.
Dont fucking kill yourself. you'll sober up and not want to do it. Dont end the ride yet. If youre gonna go out take some acid or mushrooms first. Maybe you'll change your mind
get a 45, psiquiatric wards are horrible and a second attemp becomes more dificult
>>674329290
Since nobody seems to be asking you anything. Why is it you want to end your life? In the grand scheme of things? Also age/occupation and shit might help.
>>674329346
Psiquiatric
Wow
>>674328171
"Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later."
-Arch Buchwald
>>674329455
33 yo, warehouse manager and want to end my life because although my divorce was just finalized in my favor, my ex wife controls me through my son and my gf of 2 years does nothing but argue the decisions.
you have a son and a girlfriend, dont be a fucking retard and be there for your son
>>674329074
agreed. fags always come here and say im going to end my life. if you come here and tell us that you better have the live stream set up before we hear the good news. atleast do so i can cum on your obituary.
Don't
just smoke some weed and forget about all the shit
>>674329921
True and relevant, but I have suffered with depression and anxiety disorder my whole life and I'm growing more helpless in everything.
>>674329290
Sounds like your pussy hurts. You know where you belong.
>>674328171
Death is before me today
Like the recovery of a sick man …
Like the longing of a man to see his home again
After many years of captivity …
always liked this quote.
I don't know guys, I haven't felt depressed for a couple years and all of you sound whiny and silly because I can't even put myself in that mindset anymore. What's it like to be depressed? Things like "my life sucks" or other negative thoughts just seem irrational to me and I ignore them if I even get them.
Why dont you stream it?
>>674330557
Because you whack it to old photos of your aunt.
>>674328763
Houston fag here
>>674328171
booooooohooooooooo I r speshoool
dumbass kids these days
>>674329746
>my divorce was just finalized in my favor, my ex wife controls me through my son
if you won the divorce, explain how this works
>my gf of 2 years does nothing but argue the decisions
so leave her. this one seems obvious. you're clearly fucking unhappy with her, so make a change.
Get some help. see a therapist.
Honestly try to fix shit, then if all else fails, that "eject" button known as suicide is still there
>>674330647
Nope. By sa.
i cant really say much cause im only 17 but if i were deppresed id go out and get fucked everynight
>>674330165
dude seriously? imagine where things might be a decade from now. there was once a writer who drank for his entire life, near suicidal the whole time, but in the last 10 year of his life he quit drinking. he said that he regretted nothing in his life near the end, having made peace. a saying goes that one second of reconciliation is worth a whole lifetime of friendship.
How you gonna do it?
>>674328171
why haven't you done it yet?
>>674330775
I won the divorce meaning no property or possessions changed hands, but she got my son and uses him as a weapon.
>>674328171
why the hell do you want to kill yourself?
I bet your problems are easy to solve.
Lol, divorced? Move to Aisa and Fuck girls half your age for the rest of your days.
>>674330901
Hemingway?
>>674328171
Can you send me some money?
>>674331039
shit sorry just saw someone else asked
good luck man
>>674328171
why kill urself when a $700 plane ticket to a random ass'd country and a fresh start would be more effective.
>>674331438
Agreed
>>674331196
I don't know where the fuck "aisia" is you fucking numbnuts asshole, but I have a 6 year old autistic child that I am not going to leave for syphilis in Vietnam.
>>674331325
Bitch. I have no money.
>>674328171
See you tomorrow, faggot.
>>674331215
Hemingway blew his head off with a shotgun the only thing he was reconciled with was the barrel of a gun.
Im 30 min south of sa
>>674331696
kek
take a plane, go to the beach, hang out there until they kick you off. find something good to do before you die. or molest your son
>>674331696
Fuck off. I regret coming here instantly.
>>674331560
Haha, you've obviously never visited Asia*. Give it a try, if you don't like it kill yourself.
>>674331634
Might as well kill yourself then you fucking disgrace. If you've no money you're nothing but a leech on the cockles of the mighty Zionist machine.
>>674331749
I'm 20 min north.
Deep breathe homie. 35 yr old here. Was really depressed a year ago. No way out, couldn't fathom being happy again, etc etc... Though about ending shit for months but didn't want to be a suucide fag so I waited. Shit slowly got better. Sleep on it. It's a slow process.
>>674332152
First worthwhile reply. Op here. Where did your depression stem from?
>>674328171
anon, take a trip to mexico, blow money on whores and cocaine, get crazy fucked up for a few weeks.
>>674331876
you should if you are not going to do it pussy
>>674331560
>6 year old potato
>cries for potato instead of getting fresh pussy
You're too stupid to kill yourself. Focus on retirement planning, you potato farmer.
>>674332427
I dunno. The pills are kioing im. 25 prozac, 86 buspirone. Tok all.
>>674330785
>>674332743
YOU are what is wrong with the world. I wish I could cancel your Donald trump vote.
>>674332397
same here, 2 years ago i feel really depressed because i've lost all my friends and the girl i like (also one of my best friend) for reasons, also i was like 180kg, no more friends.
life was basically over, i've spent a whole day watch the wall of my room asking to myself why life is worth to be lived.
now, 90kg less, better and new friends, a new GF who loves me a lot for a year i'm glad of my choices.
it was hard, painfull, but i have no regrets.
life can always change, don't waste it!
sorry for shitty english :P
Two of the same numbers makes 4chin great again
>>674332397
Lost my house, started taking benzos which fucked me up and cost me my job. Basically felt like a bitch. Just felt like an overall worthless loser at life in general. In hindsight it was just a shit few years. At the time though it seemed irreversible. It wasn't. Things got better. It happened slowly but I'm out fishing again, got an apt, cute gf, couple dogs, new job. Your gonna give it a night at least yeah? Might feel better tmrw man. Honestly.
>>674332765
RIP op
>>674328171
how many times a day do you think about it?
>>674331560
>6 year old autistic child
so like... half of /b/
>>674334166
Checked
>>674328171
Call 911 you can still live, no mater where you are, it gets better.
>>674334198
The loser will still have a potato he can't roll around. The potato won't miss him, too busy retarding it up. Neither will anybody else.
No matter how much syrup you pour over a log of shit, it will never be French toast.
>>674334383
Ok. Fuck /b/. I have a legitimate issue with my son's autism as a side note and you fucks dwell on it and encourage my suicide because of it? Fucking shit.
>>674334874
Shut the fuck up and do it already before you breed anymore retards into this world.
>>674335111
Happy 13th birthday.
>>674328171
Can I have your money?
>>674335111
Checked you insensitive faggot lord.
Nothing to ask, only to add.
I did something odd today. I went into the middle of the woods and sat there in the pitch black for over an hour, and for that entire time I kept on saying 'please let me die'
Obviously nothing happened and here I am. The thing about it is that I don't hate life. I just know that there is nothing for me here. No lessons that I can learn, and thus no purpose for me to fulfill beyond having already existed.
I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of pain. So I leave this duty of killing me to the world.
I was very suicidal once. I got a nasty meth addiction hoping id die. I came very close a few times. But I got help and now months later i enjoy life very much
My suggestion is do a lot of drugs. If your going to end it anyway why not?
>>674335111
>checked
Trips don't lie.
If you're truly serious about having no value in your life and wanting to end it, consider using it to help others for a while. It's surprisingly easy to join overseas groups to aid communities struggling from disaster and poverty. Try it and see if what you had and still have is then worth discarding.
>>674336385
I have my own poverty to consider before I can hope to help anyone else with theirs. Otherwise that's a fine proposition.
>>674331089
>Your son: mom, what happened to my real dad?
>Your EX: He killed himself because he was a bitch.
I'd say that this possible conversation is good enough reason to live.
>>674328294
ohhhhh gawwwwwd
>>674328171
You're an attention whore. Go away. Stupid idiot
>>674331438
700?
>implying its that cheap
>>674329725
he can't, he'll be dead
What can we do for you OP?
It's official.
The OP is a faggot.
What a surprise.
>>674339525
Its not that surprising
All right guys I got my 9mm on my temple. Hoping I don't feel any pain. I love you jeremy, I just couldn't take the stress anymore.
Bye anons
