Fat chick wants to blow me.. What do?
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Fat chick wants to blow me.. What do?
>>674327941
are you really that stupid?
Pics
obviously ask her for a pic so we can see.
then continue playing around with her until she tells you everything she will do.
Fuck her. Make her cum you faggot. No ball touching though.
pic
>>674328563
>this
pic
This is her
>>674327941
let her suck it dry
>>674329436
post more pictures.
because right now im leaning towards yes
>>674327941
also let us decide what we say next w/ dubs
>>674329436
Let her do it why not?
Keep going
Fat chicks suck the best dick, cause they hungry.
sooooo why is she not sucking you off right now?
Get her to send tits
>>674329653
I can confirm.
>>674327941
ask her if she will deep throat?
>>674329653
THIS
>>674329653
that's totally right.
send tits then fuck her. she looks about a 6 on the fattie scale of infinity
A girl with huge boobs that's kinda chubby like this girl wants to fuck me and my friend in a threesome in October should I go for it..my friends a guy... Lol she also wants to be blindfolded and shit
>>674329436
I see a covered-up herpie on that bigg'uns lip.
Just fuck her fat ass
>>674329436
Meh, go for it.
Don't be a shitlord, let her do it. She's pretty cute for a chunker.
>>674329436
Holy shit those fingers..
>I'd hit it tho
>>674329653
Spot on.
>>674329436
Give her my address!
>>674329436
oh yeah fagget let her do it and provide pics
>>674327941
>What do?
Let her fucking blow you, faggot. You scared?
She's not even that bad. If she was some giant Wal-Mart hog beast, I might understand. Come on, kid. Man up and choke her with it.
Do it
>>674329436
Op get in on it. She looks clean so go for it
fat chicks love suckin cock. go for it then upload it to xhamster. oh, and fuck her in the ass and immediately after jizzing ram your dick down her throat until she vomits.
Have tell you what she would do and Get nudes
Damn, yea I'd let her
>>674330069
the 69er has spoken. makes sure she blows you like >pic related
Post rest of convo
>>674329436
Even though she's fat, she's trying to appear good(clean, makeup, hair styled) so let her do it.
Yeah, I'd let her blow me. Now hook it up niggah!
>>674330327
rolling
OP here. She's coming over. She agreed to let me fuck her ass too!
What do?
PUT YOUR FUCKING COCK IN HER GODDAMNED MOUTH OR GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND SHAVE YOUR PUSSY.
>>674330327
...
rolling
Letting her suck your cock isn't marrying her. You don't even have to own up to it later if she tells anyone.
The fact that you even have to ask. Christ.
>>674330327
..........
rolling
>>674330455
screen shot or bs
>>674330455
Get us some pics you glorious faggot
>>674330455
fuck yea dude. how get it all nice and shit and giver her a hitler stamp or w/e the fuck its called.
>>674330455
proof
>>674330455
My nigga. See, there you go. Wreck that chick.
Many a time I've had that problem OP,
Get your willy all silly with that fatty
I turned down a bj from fatty flip, and sex with a Jewish Tumblrina, and I shall always regret both
Definitely yes and if you won't do it send her my way
>>674330614
This too.
Screenshot faggot!
>>674329653
Came here just to say this. Don't be a far OP it's not like she's a landwhale
>>674330455
ok op
but make sure your on top, we need back alive
Op is a faggot
The real OP here
We're getting married
she proposed and I said yes
>>674330455
make her some pizza rolls. cant suck dick without a fat stomach.
>>674331211
More believable the the last claim...
>>674330525
hidden tinychat cam to make this a thread that goes down in history??
David what the fuck? Someone texted me this thread. You pathetic loser! Asking strangers for help and then posts my pic as well? I'm not coming over now and you can suck that dick yourself! Calling me fat too... that's not what you said last weekend
>>674329436
Do it bro she's cute. Just don't fuck her and don't let her near your ahole with those sausages.
Faggot op won't even screenshot his bullshit story for us... I have better advice. Instead of getting sucked off by your fat cousin why not shove your phone up your ass and wait for it to vibrate
>>674331776
>david
All names, this is your choice?
OP here. Settle down guys. I'm trying to get nudes.
Fake. Move along
>>674331776
I so want to believe this is you.... It would make my day if you screenshotted the conversation from YOUR phone as proof...
>>674327941
let her grease the hawg
>>674331776
we all think your fuckable you stupid fat cumdumpster
>>674332258
This
>>674332096
>>674332096
BS, if she is offering to blow you nudes are a snap... If you can't get em your not doing it right(or more likely are not OP)
>>674331776
Bad bait is bad
>>674332684
Yea... Didn't even get OPs name right.... He goes my Faggot, or you those closest to him Faggot...
She's a slow fucking texter
>>674333071
I know what you were trying to say but, jesus christ it's like you have verbal dyslexia.
>>674333934
To be fair... Sounded better in my head..
>>674334237
oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!
>>674334237
>easily attached
>future stalker
>>674334237
Abort mission!!!
>>674334237
God damn girls are stupid
>>674334280
Lol. I'll accept that.
>>674334237
Spit or swallow? Gag reflex? Hands on head? Details please bby.
>>674334237
THROW THAT WHALE BACK IN THE POND
>>674334237
Abort
>>674334237
Nupe
>>674334237
>>674334237
She is in love with you. Be careful.
Go and get your dick sucked. Just don't show affection yourself and you'll be good.
>>674334237
ABORT THIS HOE NIGGA. SHE WILL NEVER LET GO
>>674334237
Sound the alert. Get the fuck out. block her shes never gunna leave. You have woken a monster.
>>674334237
bail
>>674329653
Fat chicks suck the best dick because they have to.
>>674334624
Roll?
>>674334237
ugh. she likes you and this is her retarded way of showing it.
>>674334237
>>674334237
oh no having someone, how terribly awful!
Fuck you, and all the people saying to abort.
>>674334237
omg op you need to destroy her ass so she never wants to fuck with you afterwards. I hope you have a girthy johnson.
Do it rough. Fucking choke her. Then slap the fuck outta her. And last but not least, make her suck on those balls until they shrivel up like an empty capri sun package
>>674329436
Hit that wailord with all you got
>>674334237
Nope. Run bro, just laugh it off and run. She's in love with ya and is looking for a way in. When you break her heart she'll make sure EVERYONE knows you banged her. No good can come out of it.
> intimate = feelings
>>674334237
EJECT! EJECT!
>>674334237
She can't ask you out on a date because girls never do, so this is her way of trying to con you into a relationship
She's much keener on you than she leads on
Her logic is retarded, "maybe if I suck his dick he'll love me"
Women truly are the dumbest motherfuckers
>>674334237
Run nigga!
>>674335054
Hi virgin. how you doing? how goes it in white knightdom?
>>674329935
>in October
>blindfolds
>????
>>674329436
>fat
>no tits
>>674334237
Wow o.O being a girl myself i would say leave and tell her you can't...seriously last thing you need is a clingy person sucking your dick every 5 seconds
Do it OP, you'll masturbate to the memory for years.
>>674327941
I got my first blowjob from a fat chick.
Let her
>>674334237
She's setting you up OP. Probably never going to be a blow job. And if there is, she will silently assume that you are in a relationship because she's now told you that she thinks blow jobs are intimate and she gets attached easily. Level 5 clinger. Abort now.
>>674335224
Nah just single, lonely and jelly.
>>674335179
pretty much this
>>674335332
pics
>>674335332
That actually sounds pretty fucking good
Hook up with her, let her get attached, then FORCE her to lose weight.
She's got a pretty face anon, get her skinny and you'll have a model-hot GF.
ask for noods nigag
>>674335359
Your mom doesn't count
>>674329436
looks like she knows how to eat... go for it
>>674334237
Why is everyone saying to abort?
Let her suck your dick and then do this thing called ignoring her after.
Fuck pick her up and do it in your car, if you dont want her to know where you live and you think shes a psycho or something.
>>674335332
Wait... that sounds good. Um... how you doin'
Tell her it was just a prank bro haha
>>674335462
Here you go ;)
>last thing you need is a clingy person sucking your dick every 5 seconds
Yep, nothing worse than some horny girl wanting to give you sex on tap.
You should cut and run OP, run like your fedoras life depended on it!
Your virginity and beta-fagness is in mortal danger!
>>674334237
>I won't make it weird
>ummm...except that I'm crazy and this what this text means so if by weird you mean bunny boiler then yes, I'll make it weird
>>674335719
kek you desperate muh-fucka! I like your style. You don't sleep.
>>674335512
Come to think of it coming from a guys perspective it would. Ok ignore what i said OP
>>674329436
Hell yes. Get her.
>>674335719
I'm doing swell....
>>674335332
>sucking your dick every 5 minutes
>last thing you need
Clearly a femanon, no one with a dick would every day these words together in one sentence
She looks like fun, go for it dude.
>>674335847
sexy, any more less green ones?
poop
don't go down on her unless you want to vomit from the smell.
I would do it OP she's not that bad looking.
how can you lose when you go downtown ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0
Update OP, update!
>>674336266
yeah. forget what i said earlier about aborting. Just know this sad, fat, lonely chick has it in for you. Proceed with caution.
>>674334237
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>674336130
No no no, you're getting my words mixed up, its the not fact she'll be sucking his dick every 5 seconds (for a guy thats great right? i mean what guy would deny that) what the key word here is CLINGY
>>674336687
whats clingy
>>674329935
quick make a thread
>>674336687
Some guys like clingy you dope
ABORT OP ABANDON SHIP
>>674336687
Sierra?
>>674327941
That escalated quickly. What's the harm with it feels good who cares what it looks like just close your eyes
>>674336821
let's just say a girl who's too overly attached
I need to see a pic of her ass
>>674334237
Sound the general alarm, DIVE DIVE DIVE!
>>674334237
Fuck off man, take an other fish
>>674336821
someone who gets too attached, too dependent.
>how old are you? not being snide, just curious
>>674336159
I've got blue, pink and orange
>>674327941
let fat chick blow you
if she wants to go any further than that fucking run
>>674329436
Man she doesn't even have big tits wtf she looks like a big fat little girl
Hurry up OP
Hey faggot, you still lurking?
Here's an idea - now she's got the idea in her head she's been thinking about fucking you so you should message her RIGHT NOW and go fuck her while she's hot for it before she changes her mind.
Oh, and fuck all that 'friendly blow-job' shit, just go down on her straight away then start fucking her, she won't say no.
After all that's what you really came for, right?
>>674334237
CHRISTIAN BALE
>>674337046
We'll then my mistake
>>674329436
anon are you fucking retreaded? stick it in her mouth right now
>>674337197
? Sierra?
>>674337413
Can I get a pink one?
>>674333897
Does she have a man?
>>674337684
You took the bait, too late.
>>674337684
ASK HER TO SEND PICS FAGGOT
>>674334237
RUN NIGGA
>>674337888
Trips has decided
>>674335910
>bunny boiler
topkek
>>674337661
You type just like a friend of mine.
>>674337684
YEAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PICS
>>674337684
lmfaoooo bruh she gonna tell everybody yall know and she will try to lock you down.
You done goofed son.
>>674337684
Just say. I'll come over now and you can suck my pickle for a nickel
ITT: an anon is texting a girl and the rest of the other anons want to be a part of it
>>674334237
I've been here OP. It's not worth it.
>>674329436
Everybody knows fat chicks give the best, sloppiest, nastiest head. It's documented fact. Some combination of demolished self esteem, need for validation, and practice at shoving things into their mouths.
So of course op, get your cock sucked. Degrade her, face fuck her, get it slobbery wet, make her swallow, call her a fat shut while doing it too. But for the love of all things holy DO NOT FUCK HER. The worst thing in the world is entitled fat cunts that think they're validated to be land whales because some guy fucked them.
Don't do it anon,it is indeed a trap
>>674337888
>>674337684
"If you're going to be keeping me waiting can I at least have a little picture to hold me over? ;)"
>>674338059
underrated post
>>674337684
Nvm I wouldn't
have her send you nudes, then post them.
>notice as soon as he said he doesn't want commitment she isn't enthusiastic anymore?
KEK!
>>674338059
Hi, first day on /b/ huh?
>>674337684
She's trying to back out now OP. she wants you to chase her and then she will trap you.
>>674337684
Oshit op maybe you still can
>>674334237
>>674334237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJ1Z5o8y5w
>>674337797
I swear I'm not trolling you but i can't find the pink one. Sorry
STOP MESSAGING HER RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU FUCK IT UP.
she's down for it, so don't talk about sex anymore like some beta teenager or you might put her off. The more times you message her the more chances you have of fucking it up so keep the texting to a minimum
Just focus on arranging to meet up with her ASAP.
>>674338000
Nice trips
>>674337966
Ah ok, well nope not her
>>674338257
kek! Love when these guys come on. they make a newfag like me feel like a veteran
>>674337684
Yeah, she's still gonna try and turn it into something serious, but at the very least you'll get an enthusiastic fat girl bj out of is, which is just great. Just dont fall into the trap of fucking her and her asking "so what are we?" Just use your head-brain and not your dick-brain amd you'll be fine, OP
>>674337684
Make sure you do it at her place OP. If she is clingy you can leave whenever you want.
> I'm not planning on going anywhere
You could have just told us you were a fat little virgin, no shame in it. Enjoy your first BJ and try not to knock her right away.
>>674338165
this OP..
>>674338000
FUCKING QUINTS
>>674338387
Listen to these wise words OP
I do not want to see nudes of that monstrosity op. I want to see more clothes pictures so I can at least see if she has nice legs, hips, ass. I already know she has no tits.
>>674337684
You fucked up, op. You'll have to update us in a couple weeks when she's killed herself because you didn't love her.
>>674338425
10,000 days of Tool.
>>674338257
this
>>674338059
what do you think actually happens here?
>>674338387
This
>>674338592
Should have gone to specsavers
>>674338592
Fucking retard
Op you better post pics with the dick in her butt
>>674338592
Nigga... Theres only 3 0's. What the fuck....
>>674338161
wise man
>>674338387
FOLLOW ANONS ADVICE!
>>674338387
OP dont fuck it up
Not worth the headache anon. Jerk off and go to bed.
p.s. Give her the formuoli
>>674337684
Turn off your fucking Bluetooth it's bugging me OP
>>674329436
let her do it brah. No fucking effort on your behalf.
>>674338959
This
>>674330455
>She agreed to let me fuck her ass too!
Make sure bestiality is legal in your state. The feds really care about their donkeys for some reason.
>>674338059
Ha. Wow.
in the words of my father, a wise old man: "get yourself a fat girl, to treat ya like a king. fat girl leaves ya, dont mean a thing."
>>674338494
That's my plan, but she has a fucking helicopter roommate.
>>674339009
She ain't gonna do it. She knows OP don't feel the same way...
>>674339139
topkek
>>674338628
What
>>674337413
white or brown?
get us tits OP!
>>674339209
ask for nudes you little homo
Do it
>>674339339
?what?
Get nudes OP
>>674334237
trigger that quick time event and gtfo
>>674327941
Say no
Found a picture of her vagina.
>>674327941
That chat looks like two dudes talking. In fact that's no fat chick that's a man. Faggot.
OP here, ok that was a bit weird but she just messaged me asking me how I feel about something or other called 'traps' and that she has a 'suprise' to show me.
Oh and her new nickname for me is 'Twink' like i'm a star or something? wtf
>>674327941
He's talking to a male friend who's gay and considering letting him suck his cocktail then changed the contact to random chick to make us think a girl is really that thirsty for his baby dick
>>674339813
>>674339716
Ah, shoulda saw it sooner. Whoops
>>674327941
Fucking let her.
Started chatting to a fat bitch online several years ago. Turned out to be fucking huge. Pretty face, but fucking fat.
She was fucking filthy...told me she LOVED the taste of cum, loved sucking cock, didn't like taking her clothes off because she knew she was fat and was self conscious about it.
Met up with her, fingered her after she showed me her massive tits with nipples that stuck out like pygmys cocks. Her clit was hard in seconds and she came a couple of times.
Then she dove on my cock like a starving man on a pork chop. Fucking sucked it like I've never been sucked before. Told her I was about to cum and she just said "So?", and kept on sucking. I nutted and she kept on a-suckin' until every drop was out of me, and she pulled back a bit, slurping the cum around in her mouth and swirling her tongue around and around, groaning and shoving her fingers into her cunt until she came again. Then she kept on sucking even harder on my cock until I got hard again, and Kept going until I came again. Fucking awesome. Bitch was an animal.
Met her a few more times...never fucked her but by christ did she love cum.
Fucking do it, son...
>>674335521
The long con, I like it
>>674336130
Indeed, you surprised? is it usually guys that lurk on 4chan?
>>674339790
STOP TALKING TO HER!!!!
>>674338059
Yep.
The fuck else am I gonna do on a thursday night?
>>674334237
looks like she launched the harpoon on you bro
Do it faggot
>>674338620
kek
>>674329436
Fat/10, she'd probably eat it
>>674339960
Yup, usually
Niggers suck dick
>>674340233
Wow...why though? Girls too scared to be on here are they?
Give her your cum OP. Say "I want to give you my cum"
>>674329935
>in October
What the fuck is there a schedule? Explain
>>674340456
Dunno, you're the girl, you tell me
>>674334237
FULL STEAM AHEAD OP
>>674338161
This.
>>674329436
Not bad anon, if that's really her. I'm assuming you're a faggot since you're having doubts about letting a girl like this blow you and that you're also retarded since you're asking for advice on the trollest site on the net; do it; do everything and don't 'love it and leave it' like a fucking man-child. Keep it around if its good and get it while you can. Be a fucking man and make your own eeciaio s, stop being a twat!
Op. Ask if you can take pics and include the timestamp and upload them here if your legit
>>674340456
>>674339903
We all make mistakes. We're fine here... every thing is fine... how are you..?
>>674340456
They don't wanna show tits so they don't reveal themselves too often, there are around so says the legend but they are more rare than the rarest pepe.
>>674340681
Well i honestly have no clue, Unlike a lot of girls i know they don't know shit about the internet let alone 4chan, 4chan just really intrigues me i guess, hell not even any of my guy friends know what 4chan is..
>>674341054
sorry bro, but, there are no girls on the internet, and especially on /b/ just dudes who say they are girls.
i'm a girl by the way.
>>674341145
Tits or gtfo
>>674341326
>>674341145
Tits or gtfo
>>674334237
Just say ' let's see where it goes. We're still cool friends'. That way you can pop what we can assume is your cherry and not lead her on. Afterwards you can play the friend card if things don't work out
>>674341054
Right I get it, i can understand why they wouldn't want to show themselves. well then i guess I'm part of the rare Femanons that lurk here
>>674341054
so many femanons are laughing rn
>>674335332
Yeah. Who'd want someone sucking their dick every 5 seconds? Its terble when virginfags give eachother advice.
>>674341458
Well I'm not showing you mine, but here are some
>>674341556
The thing is, females are only required to show tits when using their gender as a means to attention.
You're just participating in conversation.
But who wants to follow rules? We'd all rather just shout TITS at any indication of a femanon
Holy shit op I might know this bitch any more pictures or name?
>>674338059
Newfag
Congrats OP you're the first retard on /b/ to know how to handle a social situation
>>674341145
Well, there's your answer. girls are strictly Facebook, Twitter, and that shit. This is the darker side of the internet
>>674341936
Then you're a faggot boy. Gtfo
>>674334237
no go
>>674338230
Ask her if she wants to see what she'll be sucking and start trading.
>>674341939
well then i don't blame you guys wanting tit pics, since it's rare to find femanon
>>674342033
tits are tits faggot
>>674329436
Get nudes
>so many femanons are laughing rn
All I want is a witty cold hearted communist femanon-troll to troll /b/ with and drink vodka in abandoned warehouses, where should I start?
>>674342030
Pfttt...facebook seriously? wow then girls really do limit themselves when it comes to the internet
>>674342492
9/10
>>674342514
Russia or the Ucrane maybe?
>>674327941
Do it
You know she'll swallow
>>674342030
>>674342514
start by killing yourself
>>674342772
>ucrane
>>674337684
OP only go through with this if you wouldn't mind? Its your fucking life. Don't let us dictate how you are going to live it first off.
Second off if you want to get with this chick for a while? Feel free to. Its your dick not ours.
You just better share the god damn fucking nudes.
>>674342492
6/10
>they're looking in different directions
>>674342603
uh-huh, they do. If they weren't women I'd call them faggots. Fuck it! They're FAGGOTS!
>>674342492
Not the same. You can't claim to be a girl unless you prove it. Tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>674342492
nope, they're not.
You clearly haven't been here long. Tits are everywhere, so they are therefore worthless... Your tits with a timestamp though (time as in the date and the current time written on a pice of paper you are holding in the photograph)... that never happens. It is only promised. You deliver that and... well to be honest we'll just ask for you to put a sharpie in your pooper, but the thread will belong to you.
>>674343056
>>674342514
Considering being your go-to but nah, I just couldn't be bothered.
>>674342772
I got dumber having read your post.
>>674338592
Dyslexic/4
>>674343110
neither have you apparently. It used to be used to stop people from attention-whoring because she was a girl.
>>674337684
Only thing I would worry about is her popping a fat sausage finger up your shitter. Anal fissures hurt.
>>674343421
Don't reply to me in error faggit
>>674338059
rekt
>>674337684
ya dun goofed
>>674343140
hahah WOW, did you think they were my tits?? (this is the first fem anon in this thread). because they're not and I'm well aware of the timestamps rule when it comes to proving something on 4chan
Op where you at
>>674334237
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>674338592
this is a good thread
